Chapter 1811 - Women's Clothing Boss
Jiang Cheng was so frightened that his whole body was in a cold sweat, and when he was hesitating whether to run or not, a big truck suddenly drove between him and Dong Zhaocheng, Zhao Hai happened to stop beside him at this time, and said to Jiang Cheng with a smile, "Boss, get in the car, hurry up." ”
In Jiang Cheng's eyes, Zhao Hai was now shining like his savior, and Jiang Cheng suddenly forgot all about Zhao Hai eating his breakfast in the morning.
Not much to say, Jiang Chengli immediately got on the car, Zhao Hai stepped on the accelerator wildly, and the speed of the racing drivers was even faster. When Dong Zhaocheng and the others looked over again, there were no strange women, only the dust raised in the sky, which made them cough several times. "Grandma's, let Jiang Cheng's turtle grandson run away again, next time I meet him, I have to teach a good lesson" Dong Zhaocheng scolded angrily.
When Jiang Cheng came back to his senses, he asked Zhao Hai, "How do you know that I am in the hospital, and I will meet Dong Zhaocheng and them? Could it be that your kid has been following me?" Didn't you also see me asking out to steal Geff and touching my nose and ashes... Damn, I don't want to write my name upside down, although I didn't promise Zhao Hai that kid to bet, but that kid will definitely make me uneasy, I really don't want to become a ginger.
Facts have proved that Jiang Cheng really thought too much, Zhao Hai just saw Dong Zhaocheng and his gang gathered together to discuss something when he was about to go out to forage at noon, Zhao Hai thought of Jiang Cheng, and followed Dong Zhaocheng to see what they were going to do, and after following for a long time there was nothing to gain, hunger overcame everything, and when he just wanted to leave, he saw Jiang Cheng with a particularly strange appearance, others may not recognize it, but I, the bodyguard who followed him all day, recognized it at a glance.
Before Zhao Hai could laugh, he saw that Dong Zhaocheng and his gang seemed to recognize the boss, so they hurriedly drove over to pick him up.
After Zhao Haijian explained to Jiang Cheng in a few simple words, Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, Fortunately, it's okay, it's okay, it's not me.
"Eh, boss, why do you seem to be relieved, what's going on?"
"It's about your, there are so many words, you just ask if you shouldn't ask, I didn't see you curious when I should ask, forget it, don't talk about you, is there any clothes in this car for me to wear"
"I just bought a few pieces, it's cheaper for you," he said, pointing to a few paper bags in the back parking space
"Don't say it, your look is quite feminine, why don't I take you to run for Miss Hong Kong now?" haha. Zhao Hai teased that Jiang Cheng's fate was of course rewarded by him for a few big headshots, but Zhao Hai still couldn't help laughing, because Jiang Cheng was really funny now, and he couldn't wait to take him back to Longxing to show every brother and make them laugh too.
Jiang Cheng seemed to be aware of Zhao Hai's intentions, and immediately took off his skirt, turned around, took the clothes Zhao Hai had just bought, put them on, and then took off the wig. Picked up a tissue and wiped it viciously on his face, and wiped it until he almost lost a layer of skin on his face, and those chemicals were fine, Jiang Cheng didn't expect that he wouldn't be able to wipe it, "I fuck his mother, are these cosmetics paint, they can't be wiped off, is it possible that my handsome face can't be restored in the future" Jiang Chengzheng regretted his handsome face, and Zhao Hai poured a basin of cold water, "Big brother, don't you know that there is such a thing as makeup remover??? "Shame, shame."
"How can a man know these things, since you know that you should go and buy them, there are so many words. Zhao Hai didn't bother to pay attention to him and continued to drive.
went to a big shopping mall, and the two men walked into the cosmetics area, and the women inside looked at them with strange eyes, more looking at Jiang Cheng. Jiang Xiang was watched by the monkeys in the zoo, and his temper immediately came up: "What do you see, haven't you seen the boy's makeup, a group of ordinary people who have never seen the world." Zhao Hai couldn't help laughing when he heard it next to him, and was glared at by Jiang Cheng viciously, because Jiang Cheng was still wearing makeup on his face now, and his stare was particularly funny, Zhao Hai couldn't hold back and laughed louder. Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him.
At this time, the shopping guide came out and asked, "Sir, do you need any help?"
"Hurry up and bring me a bottle of makeup remover, hurry up, you need to use it in a hurry." Jiang Cheng scratched his head irritably
"Hello sir, there are many brands of makeup remover, which one do you want?"
"Whatever, bring me the most expensive ones that can get these off my face" Jiang Cheng was very impatient
The shopping guide went to get the most expensive makeup remover for him, and Jiang Cheng threw the gold card out, "Check out, hurry up, Lao Tzu is in a hurry." ”
The shopping guide's eyes straightened when she saw the gold card, and she even added a hint of flattery to Jiang Cheng's smile, she took the gold card tremblingly, and couldn't swipe it several times excitedly. Seeing that Jiang Cheng's face was getting worse and worse, another shopping guide snatched the gold card and settled the account in less than three seconds. "Sir, the account is settled, your card. She smiled, holding the card and makeup remover in both hands and handing it to Jiang Cheng
Jiang Cheng took the card and left, and Zhao Hai hurriedly followed with the makeup remover.
Back in the car, Jiang Cheng poured makeup remover on his face, rubbed it vigorously, and finally removed his own makeup.
Jiang Cheng pulled the rearview mirror in the car, "Lao Tzu's peerless handsome face is finally back, congratulations, I want to take a few more looks." ”
Zhao Hai rolled his eyes beside him, "I want to see you go home and look at it again, and return the mirror to me." ”
Suddenly, Jiang Cheng's mobile phone kept making a didi sound, it turned out that his WeChat was bombed, and he opened WeChat for some reason to see who had been sending it to him. It turned out that it was Long Xinghui's subordinates who kept sending him messages, "Boss, your life of wisdom is completely ruined, it's so funny, you women's clothes, I really regret not seeing you in person." "Boss, didn't you take medicine today, and you actually looked like this, haha" "Boss, boss, Zhao Hai leaked your secrets, Zhao Hai leaked your secrets, please answer if you receive it, please answer if you receive it." ”…… After reading hundreds of messages, Jiang Cheng's face became darker and darker, and finally turned his face to Zhao Hai.
Afraid of the sudden silence in the air, Zhao Hai finally couldn't help but be defeated by Jiang Cheng's eyes, "Boss, the conscience of heaven and earth, I just took a photo and sent it to my brother Zhao Hu, who knows that everyone else knows, if I knew that it would be like this, I would never take a picture and send it to my brother." ”
"What pictures did you take, take them out and I'll see them. Jiang Cheng's deep voice made Zhao Hai even more afraid
"I... I deleted it" Zhao Hai finally got smart at this time, but Jiang Cheng's face was not much better, and he kept staring at him desperately.
Zhao Hai finally couldn't stand the low pressure in the car and couldn't help but collapse, "Boss, I'm urgent" After speaking, he didn't wait for Jiang Cheng to react, he directly parked the car on the side of the road and abandoned the car and fled.
Jiang Cheng stared at Zhao Hai's back until it turned into a small black dot, he was willing to withdraw his gaze, he grabbed his hair frantically, "Damn, what should I do, my first life's fame will be ruined on a mere photo, my mom, what else do I want to do, Longxing will grow grass, and let me see people in the future, I will fuck" Jiang Cheng was like a fried HelloKitty at this time, the more he thought about it, the more he collapsed, and cursed Zhao Hai and Zhao Hu hundreds of times in his heart. After a while, Jiang Cheng figured it out, tried to cheer up, and drove the car away.
The next day, a set of photos circulated in the hands of the brothers of the Longxing Society, and everyone had gradually forgotten about Jiang Cheng's women's clothing boss incident yesterday. It turned out that Jiang Cheng ran to Zhao Hai's room last night, cosplayed him as a Sailor Moon while he was sleeping, and then helped him strike a few sultry poses, and finally he sent the photo to the loudspeaker of the Longxing Club for him to watch. Not surprisingly, the next day, everyone in the Longxing Club was looking at this set of photos.
When Zhao Hai got up this morning, he washed his face vaguely and went out, and he didn't look in the mirror, and the people he met on the road kept pointing and snickering at him, making him the second monk confused.
Picked up his mobile phone and looked at WeChat, he was bombarded by the brothers, and the first thing that caught his eye was a set of photos that Zhao Hu sent him when he was sleeping, and he wiped his eyes several times before he dared to believe that the person inside was himself. "Brother, I didn't expect you to have this kind of preference, it doesn't matter, no matter what you like, what you do, your brother and I will still be your brother! I won't discriminate against you" "Zhao Hai didn't expect you to be such a fucking person, haha" "Zhao Hai, you won't fucking like Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will make it clear to you first, it is absolutely impossible for me to be with you, and there is no death" Zhao Hai finished reading the black lines on his forehead...
Suddenly he remembered something, lowered his head and looked at his clothes, I fuck it, all over the powder, no wonder others kept looking at me on the road just now, I thought that everyone finally had the eyes to find beauty and began to learn to appreciate my handsomeness. It turned out that it wasn't... The reality is so painful that he began to want to deceive himself, it's okay, isn't it just a photo, everyone will forget about it in a few days! Later, he still accepted his fate, forget it, they just look at it, they are happy, I am thick-skinned and fearless.
Ah still fuck your mother, Zhao Hai kept yelling in his heart.
Things are developing step by step according to Jiang Cheng's expectations, and at this moment he is sitting in the living room and making up for the reactions of the brothers in the Longxing Society, Zhao Hai is confused, remorseful, and embarrassed after knowing the matter...... I can't help but feel secretly refreshed, who the told you to provoke Lao Tzu, now it's okay, haha The people of this day are really happy.
What Zhao Hai finally got was a bloody lesson: in the future, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely never provoke Jiang Cheng again. Ah~ What a painful realization!