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The question of the god of food was directly blocked by Erlang God's words, and he followed Zhang Dongjun with a look of grievance and entered the KFC store. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

As soon as he arrived at the store, the god of food's nose kept twitching, like a puppy, greedily sniffing the aroma of food.

Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while when he saw his appearance.

"Brother Jun, I've always had a problem, when I first got the beef rolls, there were a few ingredients in it that I couldn't tell what they were. And I never understood how these simple ingredients could make it so delicious. ”

The god of food said the questions he was holding in his heart.

“…… , it's amazing my brother, it's a pity that your nose doesn't go to anti-drug. You can smell what's in the food. ”

However, this problem of the God of Food is difficult for Zhang Dongjun.

Nowadays, most of the food has additives, such as instant noodles, obviously there is no beef, but it tastes like beef. The drink is the same, there are no apples in it, but it tastes like apples.

"Brother Food, I believe that you can make delicious food by giving you a few simple ingredients, so you don't have to think about other people's recipes. Zhang Dongjun could only divert the topic and indirectly praise the god of food.

"That's because I think my cooking skills back then were unmatched. The God of Food was praised by Zhang Dongjun like this, and his appearance was already fluttering.

Zhang Dongjun ordered ten beef rolls that Erlang God and the God of Food loved, and added a family bucket and two cups of Coke to each person.

During the meal, Zhang Dongjun and the God of Food began to talk, first of all, he asked what the real name of the God of Food was. He can't call him a god of food in front of others.

The God of Food thought for a while, after so many years, he had been calling himself the God of Food, and it seemed that he had forgotten what his name was.

There are many folk legends about the god of food, and one of them is very evil.

The dragon gave birth to nine sons, and the fifth son was named gluttony, who had the body of a sheep, eyes under his armpits, and a big mouth, and was very greedy, and ate whatever he saw. Finally, there are two legends about the gluttonous death.

The first is to eat too much and kill yourself. The second is that the hungry can't stand it anymore and eats themselves.

In the history of China, there are indeed dynasties that worship the god of food is gluttony.

But Zhang Dongjun looked left and right, and the strong man in his thirties in front of him didn't look like a gluttonous who ate himself to death.

Zhang Dongjun looked at the royal pattern on the hat of the god of food, which was somewhat like the oracle bone inscription of the Shang and Zhou dynasties, don't look at his official position in the heavenly court, but Erlang God still respects him.

When the god of Erlang destroyed the country in the Shang Dynasty, he was canonized by Jiang Ziya, and the god of food should also be of the same era.

If it was that era, it would have been thousands of years ago. It's still a bit excusable that I can't remember the name.

Later, Zhang Dongjun learned that his conjecture was wrong, and this hat was not from the God of Food himself, but was given to him by a certain immortal in the heavenly court.

The real identity of the god of food is actually a chef in a restaurant during the Tang Dynasty, who was selected by the emperor to enter the palace because of his superb cooking skills.

When he arrived at the palace, the god of food showed his talents, and each of his dishes could cater to the emperor's mood for a day.

For a while, he became a big celebrity around the emperor, and he also had a unique view of officialdom and gave the emperor a lot of opinions.

At that time, the god of food was still a great good man, and he used all his money to help the refugees. He also gave advice to the emperor many times and won a lot of benefits for poor refugees.

But the good times didn't last long, and he was killed by a traitor a few years after entering the dynasty. His deeds touched the Jade Emperor, and after his death, he turned into an immortal.

The God of Food thought for a while, and finally remembered his name, and said happily to Zhang Dongjun: "My name is Li Gang." ”

Zhang Dongjun just drank a sip of Coke, and when he heard the words "Li Gang", he spewed out directly. This reminded him of the term that circulated on the Internet a few years ago.

"My dad is Li Gang!"

However, the eponymous god of food decisively lay down the gun.

"Li Gang, that's a good name. I can't always call you the God of Food in the mortal world, so you can call yourself Li Gang in the future. Remember, don't reveal your identity. ”

The god of food nodded as he shoved something into his mouth, whimpering and saying, "Uh-huh, got it, got it!"

After a few people had eaten and drunk, Zhang Dongjun led the God of Food to the rental house to meet a few of his teammates who were born and died.

As soon as he opened the door of the rental house, the colorful sacred cow threw himself directly into Zhang Dongjun's arms, and the little guy looked at the god of food and did not hide, but showed a trace of intimacy in his eyes. I'm afraid he has a fairy aura on him.

The calf has been broken for less than a month, and it grows extremely fast, from an egg the size of a football to the size of an adult poodle.

If there are a few more months, I'm afraid the calf will be able to directly pounce on Zhang Dongjun.

"Colorful Sacred Cow, I didn't expect Brother Jun that you also love to raise pets. There are dozens more in my mansion, and if you like it, I'll give you half of them. Seeing that Zhang Dongjun liked the calf so much, the God of Food said with a smile on the side.

After hearing this, Erlang God rolled his eyes: "Come on, don't harm Brother Jun." This colorful sacred cow reproduces extremely fast, and it can be controlled when placed in the heavenly court. There is so much food in the world, I am afraid that in a few years, the colorful sacred cows will become a disaster. ”

After Zhang Dongjun heard this, he saw that the two were about to quarrel again, and said with a smile: "You guys are too underestimating the wisdom of human beings, it's just that they reproduce quickly, and it's a big deal to do a sterilization operation." ”

"Hmm, what is sterilization?" asked the god of food curiously.

The little Taoist priest walked out of the room, and happened to hear several people discussing the sterilization operation, so he couldn't help but interject and said: "Sterilization surgery is to cut an opening in the lower body and squeeze out two balls. ”

“.…..”

“.…..”

The god of Erlang and the god of food are directly in a petrified state, and they can't help but tighten their crotches as immortals, and they feel terrible when they think about it.

The colorful sacred cow seemed to understand the conversation of several people, struggling desperately in Zhang Dongjun's arms, and even looked at his master with a look of fear.

"Haha!" Zhang Dongjun couldn't help laughing when he saw the embarrassment of the calf: "You are a little bit, I didn't expect to understand." Don't worry, I'm going to find you a beautiful heifer in the future. I won't sterilize you. ”

At the end of a small episode, since the god of food was also a civilian before becoming an immortal, it was easier to mingle with the little Taoist priests.

No, in just a few minutes, a few people were like long-lost brothers, and the god of food even chatted with the little Taoist priest Erdeng about the origin of Buddhism and Taoism.

and also made up a fictitious identity for himself, and his IQ is obviously much higher than that of Erlang God.

In order to taste the craftsmanship of the god of food, Zhang Dongjun spent half a day and bought pots and pans in the mall, and even prepared firewood, rice, oil and salt. (To be continued.) )