Chapter 3 Drink the Northwest Wind, Paparazzi
Her black and shiny hair had become messy, and the loose pajamas she was wearing had been torn into strips of cloth.
This is the face of the moon princess at the moment, she looks quite bad, but the expression on her face is triumphant.
Not for anything else, just because Meihong is worse than her, the newly worn dress was also torn and tattered, revealing countless wind ...... Well, there is no scenery, just endless snow-white plains.
That's why Kaguya is so proud: her conscience is bigger than that of her sister.
No, it should be said that Fujiwara Meihong is a conscienceless.
Lin Xiu swallowed melon seeds, watching the two old immortal girls tear each other apart, and the benefits in his eyes made him dizzy, what a beautiful enjoyment.
"Is it pretty?"
"Well, yes, whether it's you or Mei Hong, the physical age is fixed at the most wonderful age of the girl, which is really great. ”
"Hey, close your eyes for Uncle Ben!"
The sister blushed and pulled the torn clothes to cover her body, but she didn't know that this half-concealment made people feel better.
"I'm sorry, ah, it's funny. ”
Kaguya is a moon man, and when facing a ground person like Lin Xiu, her shame is not so strong.
If there's one example of comparison, it's that humans don't mind letting the likes of orangutans and monkeys see themselves undressed.
As a moon man, Kaguyahime, even when her clothes are torn, she can still face Lin Xiu openly, just because she doesn't treat Lin Xiu as her own kind of person.
In addition, Kaguya Ji has been transferred to Neet Ji.,As a senior house.,Neet Ji is quite calm and frank about this kind of thing.。
It's just that this openness has become shameless in Mei Hong's eyes.
I've known each other for so many years, but I didn't expect you to be such a neet Ji!
"Father must have been dizzy in the first place to be infatuated with a woman like you!"
"Yes, your father was just dizzy to give birth to you with your mother. ”
After a quarrel, the two girls were going to start a new round of tearing again, and Lin Xiu didn't bother to care about them, anyway, these two old immortals couldn't die anyway, so let them go.
"Sure enough, let's go first, let's clean up the paparazzi. ”
Thinking like this, Lin Xiu began to search for where the paparazzi might be, first of all, it was impossible for the paparazzi to leave his house, which he had already ordered with the Golden Great Yan Technique when he found the paparazzi.
The paparazzi who can't get out will definitely run to a relatively open place, and her ability can only be displayed in an open place.
However, Lin Xiu didn't want to go to the trouble of the paparazzi himself, so he said hello to Yuyuko and Youmeng in the cafeteria, asked the paparazzi Wen's 'office' here, and then brought Yuyuzi, who also wanted to make trouble, to his study.
It is worth mentioning that Ji Haitang Ji also works here, and after meeting Lin Xiu, he complained: 1G network speed is too fast, and her mobile phone memory explodes in minutes.
"But this computer is still very easy to use, especially things like the mouse drawing board, which is completely a treasure created for me!"
When he said this, Ji Haitangji's eyes lit up, and he was holding the mouse painting board as if he was holding some supreme treasure.
Lin Xiu couldn't help but glance at the computer screen in front of her, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and he said helplessly: "This is the reason why you changed your career to become a book artist?"
Ji pointed to the desk opposite her: "Well, that desk is, that fool still doesn't understand the benefits of e-office, it's really superficial." ”
Lin Xiu nodded approvingly, but he didn't hate this kind of fool, at least not now.
The paparazzi's desk was cluttered, filled with stacks of notebooks and all sorts of photographs, as well as some unfinished newspapers and previous issues of Wenwen Shimbun.
"Extremely, what do you usually do with invalid manuscript paper?"
"Well, I'll just delete it, if the text is written, there shouldn't be a waste draft, after all, she's a typical braggathing and doesn't make drafts, and if there's any news, it's just posted. ”
"Well, I see. ”
Lin Xiu understood why this editorial department didn't have an artifact like a crusher, so he decisively added a crusher, and then ......
"Paparazzi appeared in front of me, standing in front of the crusher, unable to move. ”
The next moment, the paparazzi Wen with the camera in his hand appeared in front of Lin Xiu's eyes, blinking his eyes in confusion, and Youyuzi turned around her with a strange smile, exchanged a look with Lin Xiu and said to Youmeng: "Youmeng, throw all of this into the crusher." ”
"Well, be sure to throw in a photo, a newspaper, a notebook, little by little. ”
When the paparazzi heard this, her pupils suddenly dilated, and at this moment, she seemed to be possessed by the desperate remnants, and her despair made her whole tengu feel bad. finally has a new camera and a bright editorial department, why do you do this to her!
Hey, wait, this seems to be a good news topic too: shocked! The crow tengu was ravaged in the newsroom! The story that three women and one man had to tell in the newsroom!
Similar titles she paparazzi could write an entire newspaper!
Thinking about it this way, those outdated old news in the past are gone, and gossip news is the king in these years, especially Gensokyo, Yin is prosperous and yang is declining, and the only few men are either old men, or shemales like Mori Jinrinnosuke (the race is indeed half-human and half-demon), and finally came to Lin Xiu, a man like him, how can he make some big news.
Well, let's make a series of reports with the title "Gensokyo Paradise Project", which is the perfect idea!
The paparazzi who thought like this no longer cried and mourned, but showed a shomely smile, this smile was very natural and in place, so that Lin Xiu and Youyouzi unconsciously thought: Hold the grass, this crow is broken!
For no reason, Youyouzi and Lin Xiu glanced at each other, and immediately nodded tacitly, anyway, this crow is broken, so let her be more completely broken.
"Youmeng, dismantle this crow's camera. ”
"Ah, Lord Yuyuko, isn't it good to do this, hey! I know, the human ghost 'Future Eternal Tribulation'!"
With a knife, the camera held in the arms of the paparazzi Wen was split in two, and at this time, Wenwen's old newspapers and news materials were burned clean.
"It's okay, it's okay, I can still sell newspapers, this time the news is so big, the income from selling newspapers can definitely buy the latest camera!"
Wen Wen couldn't help but comfort herself like this as she watched Demon Dream cut her camera in two, but then Lin Xiu's mending knife made her completely desperate: "Anyway, how does Wen Wen usually live? I remember that her newspaper has always been forced into others, right?"
Youmeng: "Oh, I know this, the shooting pill is a goblin who manipulates the wind, and usually only needs to drink the northwest wind to get by." ”