Three Hundred and Eighty-One: The Dog of the Sun Tiger (Hardcore Chapter)
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Hanging up the video call, Liu Hua had already selected ten more capable disciples to go to Ancheng City to purchase some parts, Zhang Dongjun simply instructed them to take action. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After about two hours, the remaining disciples had cleaned up the Wu family, buried all the corpses, and set up a large tomb. The blood stains on the ground were also washed away, as if nothing had happened.
Zhang Dongjun nodded with satisfaction, which can be regarded as an explanation to the disciples of the Wu family. He ordered his disciples to rest in place and wait for Liu Hua to come back.
This time, Zhang Dongjun didn't put them into the void land to cultivate, and let them get familiar with the power they had just gained.
And the god of food is not only responsible for the output of the team, but also plays the role of a man in his spare time, he takes two disciples who know how to cook to gather all the ingredients of the Wu family and prepare a sumptuous dinner.
Zhang Dongjun, who was idle and bored, found an empty room, took out his Xianyu mobile phone, and linked to the Heavenly Origin Network.
He directly found the private message of the Roaring Sky Dog, and the monsters in the demon world are good at transforming into human forms to disguise themselves. He doesn't have the fiery eyes like Sun Wukong, and he can't recognize the true body of the monster at all.
Since his eyes can't see, he can only see smell, so he thought of the Howling Dog.
Zhang Dongjun typed a text on the virtual screen: "Roaring Sky Dog, I have something to ask you for, after seeing the message, please reply as soon as possible!"
The message was sent, and within a few seconds, Meng Meng on the side reminded him: "Master, the roaring dog sent a private message, do you want to read it?"
Zhang Dongjun nodded and chose to read.
Howling Sky Dog: "Brother Jun, is there anything wrong? Is my master okay in the mortal world?" The master hasn't combed Ben Wang's hair for a long time, Ben Wang's hair is knotted, and the flowers next door dislike Ben Wang. ”
"Ah, who is Hua, are there other dogs in the heavenly court?" Zhang Dongjun asked curiously.
Roaring Dog: "Ah Hua is not a dog, it is a divine beast, that is, a tiger." Ah Hua is Ben Wang's little lover, but recently it dislikes Ben Wang's hair is too bad, and even Ben Wang doesn't let his body touch it. Brother Jun, you also know that they cats are very concerned about hair, alas, they are sad to death. ”
After Zhang Dongjun finished reading this message of the Roaring Sky Dog, he almost squirted a mouthful of old blood on the virtual screen.
"Damn, it's amazing my dog! Let a tiger be your lover. It's almost heavenly, no, you're already in heaven. ”
Zhang Dongjun couldn't help but imagine a dog lying on the tiger's body and making some kind of action that was inappropriate for children.
Look at Ma Ma, the dog is a tiger in the day!
Seeing that Zhang Dongjun didn't reply for a long time, the roaring dog sent another sentence: "Brother Jun, you haven't said anything about looking for me." ”
Zhang Dongjun calmed down and replied: "Brother dog, I came to you this time to borrow some dog hair from you." ”
After listening to Zhang Dongjun's words, the roaring dog seemed to be poked in the pain in his heart, and cried: "Brother Jun, last time the master told me that dogs in the world will drop a few drops of liquid on their bodies when they take a bath, and their hair will be soft and beautiful after washing, is it true?"
"It's true!" Zhang Dongjun responded with a smile.
Roaring Sky Dog: "Brother Jun, quickly give Ben Wang a little." Ah Hua said, if Ben Wang's hair is so bad, it will be better with Wang Da Niu next door. ”
"Da Niu, what the hell is Wang Da Niu? Cow and tiger? This fucking is completely inconsistent with the law of biological reproduction, is it that what the teacher taught before was wrong?"
Zhang Dongjun has been refreshed his worldview again, and he even doubts that in his life, animals can mate across races.
Zhang Dongjun felt that he must tell his children not to believe the words of the biology teacher easily in the future.
"No problem, Brother Can, but it may take a few days to send it to you, because I have something to do, so I urgently need your hair. Zhang Dongjun agreed without thinking about it.
Just after Zhang Dongjun finished sending the message, Meng Meng prompted: "The roaring dog sent a red envelope, do you want to receive it?"
"Receive!" Zhang Dongjun chose to receive, the red envelope slowly opened, and a pinch of dog fur appeared on the virtual screen, with a system prompt underneath.
"Congratulations to Brother Jun for obtaining the "dog hair" function of the Roaring Dog: it can improve its sense of smell in a short period of time, and can command all canines in the world. ”
Zhang Dongjun had used the dog hair of the Roaring Sky Dog, and the function he had already explored was clear. Although this dog hair is easy to use, it has a huge side effect, that is, if you see a female (dog) in heat, there is a high chance that she will rush to pounce on it.
When the dog hair arrived, Zhang Dongjun did not put them in the Qiankun bag, but took them out.
There are about four or five hundred dog hairs in this handful, Zhang Dongjun put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it, there was no fishy smell, but there was a smell of not bathing for many days.
"It seems that this roaring dog is not under the care of Erlang God, and he doesn't even take a bath. No wonder Ah Hua dislikes it. Zhang Dongjun shook his head, carefully placed the dog hair on the table, and replied:
"Brother Dog, the red envelope has been received. The thing you want is called shower gel, I'll send it to you when I have time in a few days!"
Roaring Sky Dog: "Then Wang thanked Brother Jun first!"
Zhang Dongjun didn't talk much, closed the private message, and then picked up the dog hair on the table and walked out of the room.
When I came to the hall of the Wu family, I smelled the aroma of rice in the air from a distance. Zhang Dongjun said to the disciples who were meditating, "Let's stop for a moment. I have something good for you, and this treasure will be of great help in finding monsters. ”
The disciples opened their eyes and looked at Zhang Dongjun with a confused expression, and one of the disciples stood up and asked puzzledly, "Brother Jun, what kind of treasure, so amazing?"
Zhang Dongjun smiled, stretched out his right hand in front of the eyes of the disciples, and then slowly opened it.
The disciples recognized the object in Zhang Dongjun's hand at a glance, and let out an exclamation: "Mao!"
Zhang Dongjun nodded and explained: "Don't underestimate these hairs, it's the dog hair on a divine dog. Just stick it to your forehead and you will get the same sense of smell as a dog. ”
"It's amazing!" another exclamation, and everyone was curious about the dog hair in his hand.
Zhang Dongjun cleared his throat and instructed: "Before using it, I must explain its side effects." If you want to use it, first make sure that there is a female (dog) around, if you can't tell the other party's male and female, then it's best not to use it. ”
The disciples asked in unison, "Why?"
Zhang Dongjun explained with some embarrassment: "...... This, because the use of this dog hair, while increasing the sense of smell, also retains some of the dog's nature, such as the smell of feces, you will drool. This divine dog is male, and of course there will be a special reaction when he sees the female. ”