Two hundred and sixty-two: The Jade Emperor's Weirdness (Subscription Requested!)
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After the more than 7,000 immortals received Zhang Dongjun's red envelope, they began to show off in the group. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, it was precisely because of this move that Zhang Dongjun's private message box exploded again. In just a few minutes, there were more than 100,000 comments.
Those immortals who didn't receive the red envelope thought that Zhang Dongjun had leaked themselves and began to get anxious.
Because of the gods who have tasted the delicacies of the world sent by Zhang Dongjun, they praised it as gods, and it seems that there is nothing in the heavenly world that can be more delicious than the things in the world. The gods who have never tasted it have been looking forward to the day when they can eat the same food.
In fact, there are only a few immortals in the heavenly realm who have eaten the foreign garbage sent by Zhang Dongjun, and those who have not eaten it will definitely have some complaints when they see that they have not received the red envelope.
Zhang Dongjun hurriedly came to the Heavenly Realm Starting Point Group, wanting to appease the excited emotions of the immortals.
"Fellow immortals, I would like to clarify one fact. Due to the limited delicacies in the world, only 7,000 immortals can be sent today. Other immortals who have not received red envelopes do not need to worry. Wenqu Xing has already sent me the list of you, as long as the immortal friends on the list are on the list, they will definitely not be missed. ”
"And please stop the bombardment of the private message mailbox under the immortal friends, by the way, immortal friends who have not subscribed to "The Strongest Cultivation in History", hurry up and subscribe. The subscription has exceeded 150,000, and if it can reach 200,000, I will distribute red envelopes in the group, and I also ask you to support the novel below. ”
Shui Junding: "I'll just say it, Brother Jun will definitely not dislike our low official position, but there must be some reason why we didn't give out red envelopes." You immortals who question Brother Jun, I feel ashamed of you. ”
Heavenly Soldier Wu: "Upstairs, can you have a face?" Your navy is really talking about water, as if you are the first to question it, right? This is also the reason why our heavenly soldiers are reluctant to deal with your navy, talking bad behind their backs, and pretending to be serious. ”
God of Wealth: "What are you arguing about, can you have some quality as an immortal?" The little heavenly soldiers and sailors also dare to make a lot of noise in the group, where is the heavenly general who manages you?"
Chenghuang: "Brother Jun, if you send a red envelope tomorrow, can you send it to me first?" Xiaoxian really wants to taste what the food tastes like. ”
Nezha: "Fellow immortals, have you seen it?" Brother Jun said that if his novels can reach 200,000, he will give out a large number of red envelopes. What are you waiting for? If you don't have a subscription, hurry up and subscribe, if you don't have a penny, I'm willing to take out my father's 10,000 cents to support everyone to subscribe!"
When King Tota saw this message, he said that he had fainted in the toilet from crying.
Zhang Dongjun watched the chats of the immortals for a while, and Meng Meng suddenly reminded on the side: "Master, Wen Quxing sent a private message, do you accept it?"
Zhang Dongjun nodded to her and agreed to accept it.
After Meng Meng got the owner's signal, she waved her hand, and there was an extra screen on the side of the virtual screen, and the private messages sent by Wenqu Xing were clear at a glance.
Wen Quxing: "Brother Jun, there is still half an hour, and the Great God Training Camp is about to start." You're the first class and hope not to be late. ”
Zhang Dongjun replied directly: "Wenqu Xing Daxian, please rest assured, I promise that I will be on time." ”
Wen Quxing: "Brother Jun, on the first day of class, you must not tell important things at once, otherwise after those students understand everything, other tutors may have a very hard time in class." ”
“.…..” Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while after seeing the message.
What do you mean not to tell all the important things, so how should you talk about it? The first 10 minutes will talk some nonsense, then the middle 10 minutes will talk about a key point, and the rest of the time will be spent talking nonsense about the immortals who have entered the Great God Training Camp?
Of course, these are all what Zhang Dongjun thought in his heart, and he didn't say it, he replied: "Wenqu Xing Daxian, because I haven't taught the immortals, you tell me directly, how to teach this class." ”
Wen Quxing: "In the first class, all the students came for you. So you can spend most of your time talking about what kind of mindset you were in when you wrote. There's also some fun when it's time to write, and the rest of the time you can just mention them. ”
"If you tell them all at once, I'm afraid the second season of the Great God Training Camp will be difficult to unfold. Alas, recently, the Jade Emperor didn't know why, and more and more immortal stones asked me to pay tribute, from 10% at the beginning, directly to 15%. ”
"Those immortals who work for me also need to cultivate, and they also need immortal stones. So I'll have to do everything I can to earn more Immortal Stones. ”
After hearing this, Zhang Dongjun replied: "Got it." He exited Wen Quxing's private message window.
The first phase of the Great God Training Camp has just started, and Wen Quxing is about to think about the second phase, which shows that this guy's ambition is not small.
And the business methods are surprisingly clever, Zhang Dongjun is now famous in the heavenly realm.
Wen Quxing can be regarded as a heart-to-heart for Zhang Dongjun, he will say anything to Zhang Dongjun, because he is still counting on Zhang Dongjun to earn immortal stones, so he must have a good relationship.
Zhang Dongjun learned from Wen Quxing's words that the Jade Emperor needed a large number of immortal stones, and according to his reasoning, there was only one reason, that is, the Jade Emperor wanted to enhance his cultivation in a short period of time.
And Zhang Dongjun has been busy for a while, so he hasn't given instant noodles to the Jade Emperor for many days, and the Jade Emperor didn't even look for him.
Zhang Dongjun directly clicked on the Jade Emperor's private message window, he wanted to test the Jade Emperor.
"Jade Emperor, I've been busy lately, so I haven't cooked noodles for you to eat. You won't blame me, will you?"
Waiting......
About ten minutes later, the Jade Emperor sent a message: "Since Brother Jun has something to do, let's settle the matter." As for the matter of cooking noodles, you can put it aside, anyway, there are a lot of things to do in the future, so I am not in a hurry. ”
"Weird, weird, very weird!" Zhang Dongjun said to himself.
If it were normal, the Jade Emperor would have complained at this time. Even if he doesn't cook noodles for him, he will ask to compensate him tomorrow.
Although the Jade Emperor's answer was not a problem, it was a bit like a considerate subordinate, but the more serious he was, the more Zhang Dongjun felt abnormal.
"Jade Emperor, I don't know what you've been doing lately, why haven't you been chatting with you for a long time?" Zhang Dongjun continued to ask.
Jade Emperor: "I have been busy cultivating, I hope Aiqing will not forgive." If there's nothing to do, let's talk about it here!"
"Okay, maybe I'm really thinking too much!" Zhang Dongjun shook his head, muttered a sentence in his mouth, and then closed the private message window with the Jade Emperor.
Since being able to connect to the Heavenly Realm Starting Point Network, Zhang Dongjun's worldview has completely changed, from the previous atheist, to the complete belief that there are really demons and monsters in this world.
It is precisely because of this that there are more and more bizarre things around him, and it may also be because he is a demon seed. Now he hates this life of worrying about it every day.
But let him choose once since he was a child, he will still choose this path, because he used to live too poorly. He didn't want to live a life of struggling to pay his rent every month, he didn't want to live like a human being.
At this moment, Zhang Dongjun set himself a goal, that is, to unify the demon world and lead the demon world to change its evil and return to the right! )