"Little bunny, what are you doing there?"

This sound exploded in Xiao Yu's ears like a thunder on the ground, and Xiao Yu knew that the bad dish was bad, so he turned over and went to the bottom of the water.

At this time, I heard the thunder on the shore: "I asked you to come here to practice, you give me to be a dead fish here, you give me a death." ”

It turned out that the master asked Xiaoyu to come here to practice by himself, Xiaoyu was lazy and lay on the lake to bask in the sun, and also found a lotus leaf to block his face.

"If you don't come out, I'll make you a dead fish." ”

Xiao Yu knew his master's methods very well, so he had to get out of the water, and came to the master in a gray way and bowed: "The master is above, and the disciples know that they are wrong." ”

"It's not good to give less to labor and management, and it's useless to pretend to be pitiful. Don't eat tonight, let's think about it in the firewood room. ”

Xiao Yu led the final verdict and walked towards the firewood house with hatred.

"This little rabbit cub knows how to play every day, and it must be abandoned if it goes on like this. "Shizun hates that iron can't become steel.

The picture turned to Xiao Yu's side, Xiao Yu muttered while kicking the stones on the road: "Bad old man, bad old man, ......" So he went to the firewood room and went in by himself, he didn't have the heart to think about that wall, but followed the bad old man's example, thinking about how to take revenge with a little hand behind his back. The little head was thinking about how to pit the old man.

"Sneak attack? no, no, you'll definitely be discovered. It doesn't work as a trap, the old man is very alert, and he can't fool him. Xiao Yu overturned his thoughts while thinking about it, and meditated hard against the wall with his hands behind his back, when the old man came to see him, and most of the old man's anger disappeared.

"This kid can still realize his mistakes, let him eat dinner!"

Time passed little by little, Xiaoyu still couldn't think of a good way, at this time the sun was about to set, the old man looked out the window like the old monk settled down Xiaoyu was very pleased, gentle but pretending to be stern said: "Little rabbit cub come out to eat, let's get here here today." ”

"There's a way to eat, and there's really a way to deliver it to your door!"

The little fish who turned around had a smile on his face that had succeeded in his conspiracy. Xiao Yu was afraid that he would miss the stuffing and immediately pretended to be pitiful, went out of the firewood room, and confessed to the old man: "Master, the apprentice has failed your teachings, the apprentice realizes his mistake, I should not be greedy for fun, I should practice hard, leave the teacher one day earlier, and go to the outside world." The master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship. As he spoke, he bowed deeply to the old man, and looked at the kind smile on the old man's face, and Xiao Yu climbed up the pole: "Master, let me cook for your old man today, okay?"

The old man laughed and said, "I'm grown up, good, good, good!" and went back to his room, poured a glass of wine, and tasted the side dishes slowly.

The little fish who entered the kitchen first laughed silently and vented it, and started his own little conspiracy, put the rice and water into the basin, put it in the stove, and added some firewood to the stove to make the fire burn more vigorously.

Putting this "well-made" rice ball in front of the old man, looking at the slightly drunk old man, Xiaoyu said earnestly: "Master, please taste the apprentice's craftsmanship." ”

The slightly drunk old man picked up a rice ball and put it in his mouth, and immediately squirted out after biting it, and the little fish next to him shouted: "Dead old man, bad old man, are you fooled, is the rice ball I carefully prepared to your taste?"

The old man hurriedly rinsed his mouth with water, and after a moment roared like an angry lion: "The boy is so daring!"

The slightly drunk feeling disappeared, and he came out of the room angrily, grabbed a pile of rocks in the air, and the stones immediately turned into a piece of powder, and the small fish behind the stone had nothing to hide, and the old man made a move, and the small fish was forced to drag the old man's hands by a huge suction.

Seeing that the old man was furious, Xiao Yu hurriedly shouted: "Master spare your life!"

"It's late!" said the old man, who took off his shoes and jerked at the little fish's fart, and suddenly there was a pig-killing howl in the yard.

The old man said while beating: "I made you disobedient, I thought you were thinking about it, it turns out that you are unrepentant, just thinking about teasing as a teacher, seeing that I don't beat your fart today, I want you to know why the flowers are so red." "The sound of soles and howls comes and goes, like a picture of a market.

After fighting for a while, the old man's anger also disappeared, and he was afraid that he would really break the small fish, so he stopped in his hand. Looking at Xiaoyu again, he looked like a dead fish, rolling his eyes and pretending to be dead. The old man threw the little fish away and scolded him sternly: "Tie me a Siping horse tonight, no matter how lazy you are, I can't save you if you let the gods come." "Xiaoyu is honest now, and he has learned to be obedient, so he has to set up a big horse in the yard.

The old man went back to the room, and after a while came to Xiao Yu with four small bowls and a jar of water, Xiao Yu began to wonder what the old man was going to do, and after a while he understood. The old man looked up at the night sky and said to Xiao Yu: "The night is good tonight, it's quite suitable for practice, I'll add some more ingredients to you." ”

"Hands up, higher, arms flat! As he spoke, he placed the two bowls on Xiaoyu's arms, "Lower the legs, lower the legs!" and put the other two bowls on the small fish's laps. The old man poured the water from the jar into the four empty bowls on the little fish, and when he was done, the old man put down the jar and walked to the stone plate next to him and sat down.

Seeing Xiaoyu's body shaking slightly, the old man squinted his eyes and said to Xiaoyu: "Don't you little rabbit cub like to play tricks on people, let you taste the taste of being teased today." Tonight, if the bowl falls or the water spills, I promise you won't see the sun tomorrow morning. ”

After the old man finished speaking, he closed his eyes and began to breathe, ignoring the little fish. After a while, Xiao Yu's eyes straightened, and he saw beams of moonlight converging towards the old man like a match, and then submerged into his body, sometimes bright and sometimes dim with the old man's breathing. This is the first time that the old man has slipped into the yard to be punished at night, and the incredible scene he saw has forgotten about the four bowls of water on his body for a while, but the twitches on the fart-thigh from time to time remind Xiaoyu that this old man is really not easy to mess with.