CHAPTER IX

A week later, a lecture hall in Dongda was filled with people one after another, and only the sound of discussion was heard one after another, showing the vitality of the students, "Hey, I heard that today is a new teacher, it is said that it is still from China."

"Well, I've heard about it too, and it seems that the principal made the decision directly."

"Wow,I don't know what kind of person it is.,I think it's Agassi.,I'm actually still looking forward to a female teacher and say" "Tsk,You boys are a little bit of a pursuit, okay..."

At this time, as the class bell rang, Xu Zichen, who came in from the classroom door, greeted the students opposite with a smile: "Hello, I am Xu Zichen, born in 1986, from today I will temporarily serve as your Chinese teacher, I know that I look young, but I still hope that you can be quiet when I am in class, of course, you are welcome to come to me for consultation after class" As soon as these words came out, the classroom immediately quieted down.

Saying that, he turned around and wrote "Xu Zichen" in Chinese on the blackboard: "Today's first day of class, I want to give you a smooth quiz to try your Chinese pronunciation and language expression skills, so that I have a good bottom for you in my heart~"

"Ah, don't, teacher, don't all new teachers have a good relationship with students first, why are you going to do a test~ Teacher, we are against" The boys at the bottom took the lead and wailed~

"Oh, the objection is invalid, I'll give you two smooth slips, give you time to prepare, and then I will randomly check the test" After speaking, he sent the test question roll.

"God, spare me, teacher, are you sure you didn't mean to blacken us!" All kinds of complaints sounded, Xu Zichen "How could it be, it's just right to exercise and test you, I'm not so boring to spoof you" (it's strange, you just deliberately spoofed ^_^ you) I saw that the two slips were:

Question 1: The elder brother and younger brother sit in front of the slope, there is a goose lying on the slope, and a river flows down the slope.

The elder brother said the wide river, and the younger brother said the white goose.

The geese will cross the river, and the river will cross the geese.

I don't know if it's a goose crossing the river, or a river crossing a goose.

There is also a question: goose goose, goose chasing goose, goose goose, goose crossing the river, goose chasing goose, goose crossing the river, goose crossing the river, goose chasing the river, goose chasing goose, goose chasing goose, goose crossing the river chasing the goose, I also cross the river to catch the goose, driving the big goose and the little goose across the river. (Ladies and gentlemen, you can also try to read it ^_^.)

"Ahhhh......h

At this time, a man with glasses said with an arrogant and provocative face, "Teacher, I refuse such homework, your homework is too child's play, and we look down on us too much to fool us with this, right?"

"First of all, this classmate, I said just a test, I don't think there is anything wrong with these two test questions, in our country is also the most basic homework to exercise the speed of speech, maybe you will feel simple, but others are not necessarily ah, but since you are too simple, then I will give you another Chinese exam question that is laughingly called by foreign friends, with a high difficulty factor, to see how your comprehension ability is~"

Xu Zichen paused and continued, "Listen carefully, a certain leader: What do you mean by this? Xiao Ming: It doesn't mean much. Meaning meaning. Leader: You're not interesting enough. Xiao Ming: Small meaning, small meaning. Leader: You're such an interesting person. Xiao Ming: Actually, it doesn't mean anything else. Leader: Then I'm embarrassed. Xiao Ming: I'm embarrassed. - Q: What do the above "meanings" mean?

"............" At this time, the classroom was silent, and the peacock man was already full of shame and couldn't make a sound, and stood there stunned.

"Well, this classmate still seems to have not thoroughly learned the language of our country, and needs to strengthen learning in the future, after all, our national literature is broad and profound, and the different grammar of one word and one word represents different meanings in different uses or occasions, so in the end, I still hope to learn Chinese with a perfunctory attitude, after all, respect is on both sides~"

As soon as Xu Zichen's words fell, warm applause rang out in the classroom, and some of the girls looked at Xu Zichen with red eyes, shouting, "So handsome and temperamental, he will be my male god in the future!"

Come over for a while, with the sound of the end of class, it also means the end of this class, "Okay, students, these two slips of the tongue go back and practice more by yourself, if you don't know if I will check it one day, then goodbye everyone"

Not long after Xu Zichen walked out of the classroom, someone in the classroom said, "I didn't expect the new teacher to be very manly, and he looks good when he laughs, and his temperament is amazing", "Well, I was circled in a second, by the way, I recorded the teacher's class just now, oh, I want to upload it, so that more people will know that we also have teachers with good looks, IQ and humor~" A few girls who said they did it were quickly uploaded, and the number of clicks that inexplicably rose straight up at a weird speed~

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In another place, the noise in a makeup lounge seems to be in a state of convulsions~

"Ernie, Ernie, let's play a small theater, the short-bodied Ernie don't play with me, the baby is not happy"; Yun'er, look at the short-bodied Paoni on the sofa, all Ge You are lying down, ah, if you are still alive, squeak" The two 90 were unscrupulous while laughing unscrupulously, and at the same time they really played a small theater~

"Su Yong Oba, are you afraid of loving me, why do you say that I am unreasonable, where am I powerless?"

"Yunbao, I'm really afraid of loving you, because I'm afraid that you will eat me, you can't make trouble, it's because your thinking changes too fast, and I can't keep up with your rhythm, so Xiao Yun, let's get together and disperse~"

"Oba, Anyi~" "Xiaoyun~~"

"Ah, you're enough, let's be quiet, what the hell is this plot, my goosebumps are standing up, Lin Dajun Cui has long legs, wait for me to recover my strength and see how I can second you" The fried President Li shouted weakly~

Cui Changjiao, who heard the words, looked disdainful: "What's the matter, if you have an opinion, I like the way your short-body faction can't get used to me and can't kill me~" said and gestured to wipe his neck~

These short-bodied factions all exploded, and they jointly formed an anti-long-body faction, but the result was very sad, and Meng Pani and her husband Jin Xiaoyi hugged each other and comforted each other~

With the noise on the wall, the clock on the wall showed that it was 12 noon, and the Casio signing was approaching

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Xu Zichen, who drove away from school, also suddenly thought that he didn't buy a gift from a certain friend, so he turned around and drove in the other direction~

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PS: I wish the lovely An Anmeng girl a happy ^_^ birthday