In the live broadcast room, Yang Zhi continued:

"After talking about the hot news in the United States, let's talk about the domestic news:

Recently, there was a third-rate director who accidentally picked up a package while he was on the street.

At that time, he did not choose to turn it in or look for the owner, but quietly brought the package back to his home.

When he arrived at home, he held back his excited heart and trembling hands, and slowly opened the package, and guess what was inside?

The most exaggerated thing is that after the director found out that it was a pair of broken shoes, it was like a treasure.

In the past few days, not only have I eaten, drunk and slept with my broken shoes, but I am even preparing to make a documentary about these broken shoes.

Because he felt that the broken shoes might be an antique, and it was a good opportunity for him to make a fortune and make a name for himself in the future.

Let's talk about it, is such a third-rate director stupid?"

As soon as this paragraph came out, foreign viewers didn't know why, but domestic viewers who often pay attention to the news instantly understood:

Yang Zhi is satirizing Hu Peipei and the third-rate director who hooked up with her!

The Chinese audience coaxed one after another, but Hu Peipei, who was paying attention to the live broadcast at this time, and the third-rate director had an ugly face.

Especially Hu Peipei, she hated her so much, but she didn't expect Yang Zhi to let her go!

After returning to Huaguo this time, she didn't dare to provoke Yang Zhi at all, but she didn't expect Yang Zhi to take the initiative to sarcastically mock her.

Now she can't take care of Yang Zhi's live broadcast, so she hurriedly showed a reluctant smile, looked at the third-rate director next to her and said:

"My dear, you also know that I have a bit of a conflict with that bastard Yang Zhi, what he said, don't take it to heart......"

As she spoke, she hurriedly took off the clothes on her body, and then took the initiative to stick the two balls on her chest to the man next to her.

The director didn't speak, and when Hu Peipei saw this, he took the initiative to put his hand between the director's legs......

The director closed his eyes, and after a few seconds, he stretched out his hand, grabbed Hu Peipei's chest fiercely, and then said viciously:

"Xiao Sao, goods, don't worry, no matter what Yang Zhi's bastard says, I won't give up on you.

In the past, I didn't dare to offend him because I took care of his reputation, but now that he actually took the initiative to provoke me, then I don't have to worry about what I do!"

After saying that, he didn't watch the live TV broadcast, but turned off the TV directly and pushed Hu Peipei down on the sofa.

Soon there was a rhythmic crash in the living room......

In order to please this man, Hu Peipei cooperated very hard and shouted extremely exaggeratedly.

But in her heart, she cursed Yang Zhi very viciously.

In her opinion, if it weren't for Yang Zhi, she would have become a celebrity or live a life of Kota.

It's all to blame Yang Zhi, who ruined her future again and again!

She twisted her body to meet it, and at the same time thought of a way to deal with Yang Zhi in her heart......

In the live broadcast room, Yang Zhi continued:

"The third-rate director I just mentioned is not a director who shoots TV, but a person who 'falls' on the ground and 'acts' when you encounter a car.

I think everyone understands that I mean the person who touches porcelain, but I don't secretly satirize any director who shoots TV.

As for whether everyone will sit in the right seat and find it themselves, it's none of my business. ”

Yang Zhi's words made all the audience smile: everyone knew that what he scolded just now was indeed the director who made TV and Hu Peipei.

But now that he has said this, Hu Peipei and the third-rate director will not be able to do anything about him in the future.

If you have to trouble her because of this, then you belong to the kind of person who 'sits in the right seat by herself'.

And now, the third-rate director is doing things with Hu Peipei, and he didn't hear Yang Zhi's words at all......

In the live broadcast, Yang Zhi continued:

"When it comes to people who touch porcelain, many people must hate it.

Touching porcelain is like playing chess, you think the opponent is going to die, but the opponent is the first shot, and your car will be lost!"

This passage instantly gained more than 200 million exchange points, and it seems that everyone agrees with this point.

Yang Zhi smiled, since everyone agrees with this point, let's talk more about touching porcelain.

So he continued:

"As for what to do when you meet someone who touches porcelain? I'll tell you a few jokes about someone who touches porcelain:

A girl rides a bicycle and meets an old lady who touches porcelain.

At the same time as the old lady fell, the girl also fell, and then rolled and cried out, "My child......

And guess what? The old lady just got up and ran!"

After hearing this, the audience immediately laughed, but they didn't expect that they could be like this when they met porcelain.

Although Yang Zhi is telling jokes to everyone, many people feel that Yang Zhi may actually be teaching experience to everyone.

Sure enough, Yang Zhi quickly continued:

"Let's talk about Wang Xiaobao of our company: yesterday he met an uncle who touched porcelain, and when he saw that the driver was at a loss, Wang Xiaobao rushed forward without saying a word and took away the mobile phone on the porcelain uncle.

Then the old man jumped up and chased him for a few streets! Later, I bailed him out of the police station......

The audience laughed when they heard this, how much damage it must be, to actually go and get the porcelain toucher's things.

But if you really touch the porcelain, this is indeed a good way.

Yang Zhi continued:

"After my concert in Rain City that day, I also saw a more ruthless driver:

At that time, he met an old lady who touched porcelain, and then said to a friend in the same car:

Come on, come on, while there's no one now, let's lift him up and throw him into the river.

As a result, the old lady scurried faster than a rabbit......"

The audience laughed again, but they didn't expect Yang Zhi to have so many means for porcelain touchers.

Although in reality, such a method may not be effective, but as a joke, it is still okay to listen to it.

And Yang Zhi is not finished, he continued:

"Although the driver just now was ruthless enough, he was not the most ruthless. The most hated are those rich second-generation drivers:

I used to see a female driver, after she met the person who touched the porcelain, she directly paid 500 yuan to let the person who touched the porcelain get out.

As a result, the person who touched the porcelain was a young man, who refused to leave because 500 yuan was too little.

And guess what? The female driver made a phone call and scared the porcelain away from her!

You think the female driver is calling someone to clean him up?

What the female driver said was: Dad, give me 1 million in the card, I will kill someone today!"

This joke has been heard by many people on the earth, but this is the first time that people in this world have heard it, and they all laughed in an instant!

I didn't expect the combination of the porcelain and the rich second-generation female driver to be so funny.

And Yang Zhi made a few jokes, and actually got more than one billion exchange points!

After talking about the foreign news and the domestic news, the time has almost passed, Yang Zhi estimated the time, and then continued:

"Speaking of touching porcelain, let's talk about something else: in the past two days, because of the decision of the United States, our stock price has fallen a lot.

If you have friends around you who speculate in stocks, then please treat them well, don't provoke them, and remember to help them peel the zongzi well, because the zongzi skin is green and they can't stand it. ”

As soon as this paragraph was exported, it immediately gained more than 100 million exchange points, and when it comes to the stock market, everyone feels the same way.

Especially after the United States increased the tax on China's export goods, the stock did fall a lot.

Unexpectedly, Yang Zhi is now talking about stocks......