Chapter Twenty-Three: Master of the Two Lights (Collect!)

After Zhang Dongjun and the Queen Mother Jade Emperor discussed, Wenquxing began to announce the list of the top three. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

1st Place: "Eighteen Floors of Hell"

Second place: "Alchemy Grandmaster"

3rd place: "How to cure the plague"

As soon as the news came out, the message board boiled.

God of Wealth: "The family wealth is scattered, and in the end I only got a top ten, so unwilling! I just want to ask who my novel surpasses in these ten books." ”

Zhang Dongjun saw the message of the God of Wealth at a glance and replied: "God of Wealth, it's not me who hits you." Your book is about to change its style, the protagonist gives people the first feeling that he is a nouveau riche, this book is all about money, money, money, and soil! I can only tell you that nine out of ten books surpass you!"

Erlang God: "It's not fair! Why didn't my book make it to the top ten! I sent so much dog food to the heavenly soldiers and the navy, but they didn't vote for me." My whistling dog is hungry every day. ”

Nezha: "The first one is not me, woo woo ~ Dad, I'm so sang." ”

King Tota: "Good son, these people are too deep in their routines, let's go home." ”

Stove King: "Look, my book is in the top five! ”

Heavenly Soldier A: "There is too much water, the broken book of the God of Wealth can actually be on the list, I abandoned the book when I read the first chapter!"

“......”

The message board kept scrolling with information, Zhang Dongjun didn't look at it carefully, and just when he was about to rest, a private message from the king of Hades came.

The King of the Ten Palaces: "Is Brother Jun here? This time the novel can win the first place thanks to you, we said that we would like to thank you generously." ”

Zhang Dongjun saw that the king of Hades was going to reward him, and hurriedly typed and said: "This is all trivial, why are you so polite." Hurry up and reward me. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the red envelope of the Ten Palaces Hades was sent. Zhang Dongjun hurriedly clicked open.

"Congratulations to Brother Jun for getting the "Meng Po's Sewing Needle" of the Ten Palaces of the King of Yama!"

Still hesitating about anything, Zhang Dongjun directly ordered to receive it. The white light flashed, and a transparent crystal needle appeared in front of him.

"Damn, why doesn't the system explain what the function of this needle is!" Zhang Dongjun looked at the small needle blankly, and he didn't know what it was used for a long time.

"The kings of Hades actually have Meng Po's things, do they have a leg with Meng Po?" Zhang Dongjun hurriedly shook his head, he admired his brain hole a little.

Zhang Dongjun sent a message to the Hades: "Ladies and gentlemen, what is the purpose of this needle? It can't really be an embroidery needle, right? What kind of reward is this?"

...... After waiting for a long time, there was no reply from Hades.

Zhang Dongjun had no choice but to put away Meng Po's sewing needle, and when he looked at the computer, it was already past two o'clock in the morning.

With a yawn, Zhang Dongjun turned off the computer and lay on the bed and fell asleep groggily.

In the early morning, a loud knocking sound woke Zhang Dongjun up.

"MD, who's firing the cannon!" Zhang Dongjun jumped up directly from the bed and scolded.

I saw a monk in his sixties, wearing a robe and holding a bowl in one hand, looking around.

"Oh Buddha Mita, donor, the old man is the master of the two lights. Thou shalt dwell in a house of evil, and in this house dwelleth an evil spirit, until the old man shall take him away. ”

Zhang Dongjun jumped out of bed, put on slippers, pointed at the monk's nose and scolded: "Your uncle, the door of labor and management has been kicked by you." This is the house I rented, and the landlord would definitely scold me to death when he saw it. Lose money quickly, if you don't lose money, I'm not done with you today. ”

"Oh Buddha Buddha, don't be angry, the old man will recite a Guanyin Heart Sutra for you to get rid of the bra qi in your heart. After the second lamp master finished speaking, he began to recite the scriptures.

"This passage is so familiar! No, he said that he is the second light! He is the second light that Li Quan said last night!" Zhang Dongjun looked at the master of the second light with a wary expression.

Li Quan couldn't stand it in the room, and floated in front of Zhang Dongjun and said, "Tell him to stop reading, I'm really going to be wiped out." ”

Zhang Dongjun nodded, and shouted at Erdeng: "Monk, don't read it! You disturbed the people early in the morning, do you know? Believe it or not, I will call the police to arrest you." ”

"Oh Buddha Mita, donor, there really is a ghost in your house, and it just appeared behind you. Master Erlan kept staring at Zhang Dongjun's back, as if he could see Li Quan.

"You only have a ghost in your house! Get out, labor and management don't believe this, I don't have any money!" Zhang Dongjun finished speaking and pushed the second lamp out of the house.

Erdeng looked at Zhang Dongjun with a surprised face, and secretly thought in his heart: "This young man has so much strength! ”

Zhang Dongjun looked at the door that was kicked by the second lamp and felt a little distressed: "This Nima broke his fortune early in the morning, it's really unlucky." ”

Just as the two were pushing, Li Quan turned into smoke and ran out of the window.

"Donor, Lao Qu will go first, and next time I will finish reciting the rest of the Guanyin Heart Sutra for you. After speaking, the master of the second lamp turned around and wanted to leave.

Zhang Dongjun knew that he was going to chase Li Quan, so he grabbed Erdeng's hand and said, "Master, I have a knot in my heart that has been bothering me for a long time, can you untie it for me." ”

Erdeng showed a suspicious expression: "Oh, donor, please speak!"

“...... Is this monk's IQ so low?" Zhang Dongjun saw that he kept the second lamp all of a sudden, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Erdeng saw Zhang Dongjun in a daze and said, "Donor, the old man sees that your eyes are dull, can it be kidney deficiency." But don't be afraid, Lao Wei has the Buddhist's Liuwei Dihuang Pill here, which originally cost 199 for a bottle, but now it is only 99 for a discount. ”

"Get out of the way!" can say anything, but you can't say that men can't. Zhang Dongjun yelled at Erdeng.

Erdeng clasped his hands together and said: "The donor moves the qi again, and the qi hurts the liver, the liver is an important part of the human body, it is the organ of the human body for detoxification, if you ......"

"I'm a **** immortal, get out of the labor!" Zhang Dongjun really couldn't stand the monk's nagging, and his little temper came up instantly.

Seeing that Zhang Dongjun was angry, Erdeng stopped saying anything and turned to leave.

Zhang Dongjun's roar attracted many neighbors, and the landlord Li Aili also came from not far away.

Zhang Dongjun saw that Li Aili was like a rat crossing the street, and hurriedly ran into the house. But the door was broken, and it couldn't be locked.

Li Aili had already walked in front of Zhang Dongjun at this time, staring at him blankly, as if waiting for an explanation.

"Sister Li, there is a monk who kicked my door early in the morning, don't worry, I will find someone to fix it later. Zhang Dongjun said with an embarrassed face.

Li Aili nodded and didn't say anything. Liu Xue saw that there were many people around Zhang Dongjun in front of the door, and hurriedly ran forward.

"Xiao Zhang, have you been a thief in your house?" asked Liu Xue with a nervous face, she should have just returned from buying breakfast outside, and she was still carrying a bag in her hand.

"Sister Liu Xue, a madman broke in in the morning, it's okay. Zhang Dongjun explained with a smile.

Li Aili said a little unhappily on the side: "Yo, your kid's mouth is so sweet, everyone you see is a sister, my sister's name." Cut!" he turned and left.

“...... What's the situation!" Zhang Dongjun saw that Li Aili just said a word and left, a little confused.

"Xiao Zhang, I bought you breakfast!" Liu Xue handed Zhang Dongjun the bag in his hand and turned to leave.

Looking at the breakfast in his hand, Zhang Dongjun was in a much better mood, he was very worried about Li Quan, and he was about to go to the underworld to report, don't be arrested by the monk.

---------- to be continued--------- two shifts a day, rain or shine! Unless it is not windy or rainy. Ha ha~