Text Season 3 Red Dust Old Things_Chapter 1170 Onmyoji
Han Cai'er shook her head, and said with words in her mouth: "People are dead, why should there be obsessions! The clouds scattered and turned into mud. Besides, it's torture for this person's soul to be imprisoned in a corpse!
"Uh! Okay then!" At this moment, suddenly the air in the entire barrier suddenly became tight, and the sea breeze became fierce!
"Well, what's the situation?"
"It seems that the Realm Lord is back!" Han Cai'er said as she bit her lip!
"Ahh
"It's a good time! Just let the master come to meet you!" The fairy tale shouted, and then straightened his waist! At this moment, his heart was not at all afraid of facing the strong man of the scattered immortals, on the contrary, it was full of anger! Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew, and the two of them only felt a flower in front of them, and they saw a man in a white kimono appear in the next second, on the high platform that was empty before!
"Well, are you the little devil who is a troublemaker?" looked at a clean white kimono with a slender strap around his waist. A thin man with a tall black hat on his head, the fairy tale couldn't help but be stunned for a moment!
"Damn! How do you dress up like a black and white impermanence, yes? Damn! I can't figure it out if I'm still a sissy!" Although fairy tales don't have a good impression of him, I have to admit that this person has sharp facial features, a pair of thick eyebrows like a heavy sword blade, and long hair is very elegant, he is really a handsome guy!
"Bah! Dead sissy! You will pay for what you have done!" As he spoke, the fairy tale spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm at the man! The man standing on the high platform, looking at the minced meat scattered all over the ground, had a very disgusted and disgusting look on his face, and then his right hand shook slightly, and a small hollow wooden fan appeared in his palm and covered his mouth!
For the new generation of Chinese hot-blooded men, it must be the most familiar sentence besides that linen sentence! As soon as he heard this, the fairy tale immediately became popular!
"Little devil of the dog day, I will grass your eighteenth ancestor! Can you say anything other than this? Hmph! This is worthy of some beasts reincarnated in the country! By the way, if you can't scold people, I can teach you! Ahem!" The fairy tale cleared her throat and said everything like the machine gun!
"Little devil, I'll grass your ancestor's mouth, bastard! Cheap bones! Baga your father, Jiuga your mother......" Looking at the fairy tale that became more and more outrageous, Han Cai'er couldn't help blushing and didn't overdo it!
And the little devil on the other side was not the slightest bit angry, but calmly listened to the fairy tale and taught him a vivid lesson! He smiled slightly, then raised his hand and pointed to the fairy tale and said to Han Cai'er: "You are very good! You have all cultivated Yuanying! The deity has not seen such a master as Huaxia for a long time!" Then he changed his words, and pointed to the fairy tale with disdain and said: "The deity has never seen such a shameless cultivator as you! Hehe! I want to know what you rely on? Why are you so rampant?"
"Fuck off your little day's eggs! What I hate most is that you have the kind of teeth you obviously hate, but you have to pretend to be the virtue of being a nobody! Dog's day little devil, you are the stone in that pit, stinky and hard!" The fairy tale scolded a few words angrily, then he rolled his eyes, clasped his hands in front of his chest and asked happily: "Ouch, hey! I said little devil! You are so stupid! What do we rely on, don't you know? Hmph! I suffer a loss, you call me grandpa, I will tell you everything! The eldest grandson?"
"Baga Ya Lu! Stupid Zhina man!" Hearing the fairy tale's words, the onmyoji's face suddenly changed!
"Yaga, you are a numb, will you say something else?" the fairy tale rolled her eyes and raised her hand at the onmyoji and scolded!
"Stupid Zhina! Sure enough, he will only be quick to speak. The deity wants to ask you cultivators what you are capable of!" As the onmyoji spoke, he shook his right hand and closed the small fan!
"Fuck you! Do you believe that the master beat you with shit and pee?" said Fairy Tale with a look of disdain!
"You guys are so unhygienic!" When the Onmyoji saw the fairy tale like this, he immediately had black lines on his head!
"Fuck off, or my waist is not very good, do you believe it or not, master, I can take off my pants and make him pee?"
"Fairy tale you...... Why do you say anything! It's a shame!" "Don't talk about that onmyoji, even Han Cai'er, who is standing with the fairy tale, is speechless!
"Hehe, Cai'er, you don't understand! To deal with this little devil, you have to provoke him first and make him lose his proportion! Otherwise, he's a scattered immortal powerhouse, and it will be difficult for the two of us to deal with it!" Fairy Tale glanced at Han Cai'er and whispered!
"It's really yours! It turns out that you still know the method of agitation!" Han Cai'er glanced at the fairy tale with disdain and said!
"Stupid Zhina, can you respect me? We are opponents now, can we ......" Looking at the two people who hung themselves aside and exchanged ears, the onmyoji suddenly stopped doing it!
"Fuck you little devil! Die!" Before the devil could finish speaking, Fairy Tale suddenly threw the thunder talisman that had been prepared at him! "Baga! you are cheating!" He didn't expect the fairy tale to be such a sinister onmyoji, so he immediately twisted his body and jumped down from the high platform! Although he relied on his body to flexibly dodge the bombardment of the thunder talisman, the high platform behind him was blown to pieces, and even his original white kimono was covered with thick dust!
"Since you've all done it, you're welcome!" The Onmyoji was annoyed with one hand, and then flicked his sword finger horizontally, and roared angrily at the fairy tale: "Ninja! Chidori!" only to hear a whistling, and in an instant, a dense sword rain of white light quickly attacked the fairy tale and Han Cai'er!
"Hmph!" Don't look at the fairy tales on weekdays, they talk and do things, but after entering the battle state for a while, the spirit and spirit are completely different! Especially after cultivating the Yuan Infant, after stepping into the Yuan Infant Period, his divine consciousness and physical strength are completely different from before! Just when the Japanese Onmyoji performed the ninja method, he keenly felt that there were also bursts of abnormal energy fluctuations behind him!
"Cai'er! The two guys in the back will be handed over to you first!If I'm not mistaken, those two ninjas will definitely sneak attack halfway!" "Fairy Tale turned her head and shouted at Han Cai'er, and then looked at the onmyoji's thousand birds with a wary face in his hand!
"Got it! leave your back to me with confidence!" In fact, there is no need to say fairy tales, then Han Cai'er had already discovered the abnormality at the first time! Immediately, she did not hesitate, standing behind the fairy tale with a long sword, and protected his rear tightly!
"Fairy tales, you must be careful! This Onmyoji's cultivation is much higher than ours, and more importantly, we are still in his enchantment, and he can suppress our cultivation and strength at will!"
"Don't worry! I know it!" the fairy tale nodded, then shook the silver ruler, and recited the incantation in his mouth: "Patience and immobility, quiet as a maze!"
This ruler is the best immortal weapon that Li Xiaoqiang personally tempered and created for fairy tales, and it is extremely powerful. can't help but be able to defend and attack, and there is also a closed small world that Li Xiaoqiang has built for him at a huge cost! This is also the biggest reliance of fairy tales other than the heaven-swallowing beast! Once they encounter danger, fairy tales can recite spells to hide in it! Because this immortal weapon was tempered by Li Xiaoqiang himself, as long as the other party's cultivation is not higher than Li Xiaoqiang, then it will definitely not threaten this silver ruler enchantment!
Of course, for the current fairy tale, the battle has just begun, and he will never run away as a shrinking turtle until he has no choice!
As soon as the spell of the fairy tale was exited, the silver ruler emitted a dazzling silver light, followed by a whooshing sound, and the dense white light arrow was instantly sucked into it!
"Little devil, pinch it and try it!" The fairy tale laughed, and then pointed the long ruler at the onmyoji's hand and pinched a trick, and shouted: "One yuan is renewed, and the flying dragon is in the sky." Let me go back!" Seeing the ninja thousand birds that he originally sent out, he was turned around by this kid and went straight to himself!
"How could this be!" The onmyoji's face not only changed, but he hurriedly threw away the wooden fan in his hand, and his hands quickly sealed!
"Boom!"
"Boom!" Seeing that the thousands of arrows of light were about to completely envelop it, suddenly the Onmyoji disappeared on the spot! Suddenly, the white arrows exploded, the dust flew up, and the real island shook violently as if it had been shaken.
"You're a very powerful magic weapon, but after a while, the owner of this magic weapon is the deity!" By the time the onmyoji reappeared, he was already less than 3 meters away from the fairy tale! But compared to the previous Pianpian boy, he was now much more embarrassed, his kimono was full of dust, and even the bun on his forehead was a lot messy!
"Phew!" Fairy Tale's first reaction was not to attack him immediately, but opened her big mouth and took a breath of air, then agitated her cheeks and throat, aimed at the onmyoji, and spit out a thick phlegm!
The onmyoji never expected that the fairy tale would do this at this time, so he couldn't dodge it, and the thick phlegm just spit on his cheek!
"Baga! damn the Chinese people...... You...... You've me off!" the Onmyoji gasped and stared at the fairy tale!
Han Cai'er looked at the fairy tale speechlessly, and said: "Fairy tale! What's going on with you today? Why are there so many crooked tricks? I'm also drunk! I really answered that new word! I'll obey you if I don't adapt to the soil!"
"Haha! No matter what the trick is to deal with devils, as long as you can make a bargain, that's a good move! Haven't you heard of that saying? If you don't take advantage of it, it's a fool! A person like me who takes advantage of a hole is the manifestation of a smart person! Hehe! I don't know why, as soon as I see them, I feel that my IQ is obviously superior to theirs! So I can cause damage to them as soon as I make a random move! Hehe!
"You really can! I finally see what it means to be invincible!" Han Cai'er, who had been guarding against the two ghost dancers, couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the fairy tale! The onmyoji stared at the fairy tale, looked at it for a long time, and suddenly burst out laughing!
"What a stupid Zhina person! You can quibble! The deity sees that your strength is not very good, but this mouth is very powerful! The deity finally knows why you are so crazy, it turns out that you have a magic weapon! Haha! It is really blessed by the emperor! As long as you get this magic weapon, the strength of the deity will definitely go up several levels!"
"You little devil is rubbish! What age is this, you are still the emperor of the emperor!" said Fairy Tale, rolling her eyes.
"Bastard! You are not allowed to insult our Emperor His Majesty like this! In the Qing Dynasty 200 years ago, your country was the defeated commander of our Great Japanese Empire! What do you have to be proud of?"
"Fuck you! What about the Qing Dynasty! You don't have any hair, what do you know?"
"Hmph! I'll tell you the truth! The deity is 302 years old, do you think I'm qualified to say this!" said the onmyoji through gritted teeth viciously!
"Oh, I'll go! You've been an old goblin who has lived for more than 300 years for a long time? The little devils of dog days really know how to dress up! You're over 300 years old, and you look like a young man in your twenties and thirties! It's really hard for you!" As soon as he heard that the onmyoji had reported his age, the fairy tale immediately opened his mouth and spat fiercely!
"Baga! The deity is too lazy to talk nonsense with you! Just kill you directly! At that time, this magic weapon will be the deity's!" As he spoke, the onmyoji also looked greedily at the silver ruler that was held in the hand of the fairy tale!
"Haha! Just because you dare to peep at my magic weapon? It's really beyond your strength! You can use any tricks, sir, I just have itchy hands!"