Chapter 1061: Stupid APP, Your Personal Little Butler (2)!
In the midst of laughter, Wang Yuyang hurriedly got up to pay the bill, and then chased straight in the direction of his girlfriend Liu Qian just now.
It's December, and eating hot pot at this time is the time to warm the spleen and nourish the body. As the saying goes, if you don't see Rongcheng, you are not a hero, and it's a pity not to see beautiful women and eat hot pot, so the hot pot street is bustling with people, and local diners and tourists come side by side.
Wang Yuyang, who was in a hurry, shuttled back and forth in the crowd, which naturally caused dissatisfaction among passers-by. But after being reminded stupidly, Wang Yuyang, who was in a hurry, could not take care of these things, and in a complaint, he separated from the crowd and walked quickly.
However, because of the extra-long reflex arc, he was still a step slower. When he chased to the corner of the street, he saw Liu Qian boarding a taxi, running a few steps but still not catching up.
Seeing this scene, Wang Yuyang patted his thigh in annoyance, "Oh!
In a hurry just now, he put the lock screen of his phone in his jacket pocket without putting it on his sleeve.
Just as he was annoyed, he spoke stupidly: "Do you need help?"
Hearing the voice of the stupid "rival in love", Wang Yuyang didn't fight together: "Help a hammer! Qianqian goes away, what do you say?"
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Clumsy seemed to be speechless, and seemed to load for a while before he said, "Do you want to call Qianqian's phone for you?"
"Don't, don't! I know Qianqian's temper too well, now call her and she won't answer the class, and they all blame you! We have been good at class, if it weren't for you, she would have broken up with me!"
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Stupid and speechless for a while, "May I understand that you want to get your girlfriend Qianqian back?"
"You still need to say it!" Wang Yuyang was so angry that he squatted directly at the corner of the street - which attracted the attention of the people around him.
"Can you know why Qianqian broke up with you?"
"Because of the hot water!" Wang Yuyang blurted out.
He thought about it again before he confirmed: "Isn't it that I always let her drink hot water? The two of us had a baby before, and since then she has been depressed and stagnant, so every time I have menstrual cramps, I ask her to drink some hot water to clear her channels. Last time she had diarrhea, you sold dehydration, her face was yellow, her mouth was cracked, was wrong with me letting her drink water!"
"......" Ben Ben hesitated for a while, "Can I understand that Qianqian wronged you about drinking hot water?"
"Not all," Wang Yuyang lowered his head dejectedly, "I know that sometimes I'm a little sluggish, and sometimes I snub her, but there's no way to do it, you don't know, I'm an Internet writer." The daily work is to write and write, and the down payment for the house has to be made, and I have to knock out thirty or forty thousand words every day, and sometimes I really snub her."
"I know!" Stupid finally understood, and the big white fat man on the mobile phone screen showed a smiling expression, "Confirm again, do you want to apologize to Qianqian and save her for sake?"
"That's right!" Wang Yuyang nodded heavily.
"Clumsy has turned on automatic text editing for you and found love letter templates online. β
"The template is being screened. β
"The template is matched, and the conditions have been applied. β
"The editing is complete and is being sent to the contact Qianqian. β
"It's been sent. β
Listening to a series of stupid self-talk, Wang Yuyang was a little confused, "You are talking about a hammer! Qianqian has to be wrong, I am a melon baby! God rubbing class has an egg for you to do this?"
Hearing his complaints, the clumsy on the phone showed a straight smile......
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"Dementia!"
"Retarded!"
"Guawa!"
In the taxi, Liu Qian, who was sitting in the back seat, burst into tears. Thinking about the piece of wood, he was still scolding angrily.
While scolding, he also rubbed his eyes - I ate too much spicy food just now, and I was angry with that log. A fire came up, and she felt foggy in front of her.
"Girl, what's wrong with you?" the eldest sister of the taxi driver, who had long been puzzled when she saw her like this, asked.
After Liu Qian took her boyfriend's "bad deeds", the driver's eldest sister slapped her thigh, "Points! What else have you done with such a person? I can tell you, girl, this is something that can affect a lifetime with no one or not." Think about it, what can we women have in our lives, what can we want? Isn't it just that we can live with a considerate person who knows cold and heat? Your boyfriend is just a piece of wood, like a bird like that dead ghost in my family, and I don't know hot and cold for half my life. If you live with such a person for the rest of your life, you will suffer!"
Liu Qian was stunned, "Really?"
"Eldest sister can still lie to you? Look at me, I run a taxi every day, and the dead man at home can't even cook a hot meal, and I don't even know how to make a phone call, so don't even think about it if you're tired or not! If it weren't for the child, the old lady would have divorced him a long time ago!"
Looking at the haggard face of the taxi sister, Liu Qian was really scared, if she really lived such a day, it would be terrible!
Just then, her phone rangβa clumsy voice: "You received an email from Yuyang." β
Liu Qian turned on her phone, but found that her eyes couldn't see the words on the screen clearly.
In desperation, she said to her mobile phone: "Stupid, help me read it." β
A clumsy voice came slowly;
"Qianqian, I'm sorry.
All this time, it was I who snubbed you.
But please don't be in a hurry, listen to me;
My care for you is not unattainable or unattainable.
You only see the endless hot water, but you don't see the anxiety that I can't make.
You don't know that there are ginger slices in the hot water to ward off the cold.
You don't know that in that hot water, there is gentamicin carbonate for enteritis.
You don't even know that there is a hot water that I can't express in words, but I can't wait to release a lot of blood so that you can heal.
It's more than two sentences, but I still want to say it.
From the moment I knew you, you lived in my heart forever.
I code words every day from day to night, from sober code words to confused.
Before you know it, I snubbed you.
But there is only one purpose for thisβone in ten thousand of the reasons to love you;
I just want to save up enough for a down payment and tie the knot happily ever after with you.
And then...... Happy to hand over his more than 30 years of installments!"
Whoa!
No sooner had the email been read than the taxi pulled to the side of the road with a sharp braking.
This time, Liu Qian, who was moving, woke up. She looked up and saw that the taxi lady was already full of cows.
"It's so touching!
The driver's eldest sister wiped her tears and sucked out the snot: "Girl, your boyfriend has an inner show! He is not good at expressing himself, but he doesn't love you and doesn't care about you! How well this poem is written! Oh, if the dead ghost of our family can say a few of these words in this life, the old lady will be able to laugh even if she dies!"
Liu Qian wiped the tears that came out of her eyes, "I don't believe this is written by that nerd!" She hesitated a little and said shyly: "But the eldest sister...... Please go back to the place where I got on the bus just now."
"Okay!" the driver's eldest sister wiped away her tears and made a beautiful U-turn......
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Liu Yuyang was still squatting at the corner of the street, patting his head in annoyance amid the discussion and guidance of the people around him. Just when he was annoyed that he didn't react just now and immediately caught up with Qianqian, a taxi stopped beside him.
A familiar pair of shoes stood in front of him.
When I looked up, it was Liu Qian who had been lost and recovered!
He got up in surprise, "Qianqian!"
"Yuyang ......" Liu Qian was a little embarrassed, but immediately pulled down the expression on her face, "Hmph! You tell me the truth, you wrote those just now?"
"Huh?" Liu Yuyang was confused, "What is written?
"Okay, you!" Liu Qian saw that he was still so virtuous, and turned around to leave.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Wang Yuyang hurriedly grabbed it, he suddenly remembered the conversation with Ben Ben just now, so he immediately took out his mobile phone and shouted at the screen: "Stupid, Ge Laozi, what have you done?"
"Okay! It turns out that you are relying on stupidity to prevaricate me!" Hearing him say this, Liu Qian shook off his hand fiercely.
"......" Clumsy delayed, "I just edited what you told me and sent it to Qianqian." β
Hearing this, Liu Qian turned around and snatched Wang Yuyang's mobile phone, and said to the stupid person on the screen: "Really, those words just now were really said by this idiot?"
"That's right. Stupidity doesn't lie. The fat white man on the screen nodded innocently and stretched out a thumbs up.
Liu Qian's heart warmed, but she immediately glared at Wang Yuyang.
"Qianqian......" Although Wang Yuyang didn't know, he scratched the back of his head violently.
"Okay, don't be embarrassed here!" Liu Qian blushed, "Let's ...... Go home!"