Hu Hongchuan said with a smile: "Fool, what is there to taste about seawater, a lot of cheap food tonight is fished out of the seawater, and it has the taste of the sea, you have eaten seawater." ”

The two masters and apprentices were really drunk and began to discuss the bitter taste of the seawater.

"Is it?" Wu Xuanyue was a little puzzled, she suddenly thought of the picture just now, when they left Nanyang Temple, Professor Liang Fangfang stood there and laughed uncontrollably.

The laughter still swirls and echoes in my head.

Wu Xuanyue stretched out her hand, pointed to the sky, squinted her eyes and muttered to herself, she didn't know what she was talking about, and turned around after a while and said, "Master, I remembered, what I was about to ask you just now, I seem to have remembered, don't talk first, let me think about it." ”

After floating around in circles, she came to her senses and said, "By the way, Master, I remembered the question I had been trying to ask you just now, why did you not refuse Professor Liang's persuasion to drink? ”

"Is there one?"

"Yes, and Professor Liang and his apprentices, standing there pointing at us and laughing, I don't know why, we drink, and they are happy. ”

"Let me think about it. Hu Hongchuan thought for a long time and didn't speak.

Wu Xuanyue reminded again: "Master, why are you so afraid of Professor Liang's appearance?"

"yes, that's the question. Hu Hongchuan suddenly remembered something, and shouted with a strong sense of alcohol, "I'm not afraid of her, I'm not afraid of her, I want to follow her, as long as I follow her wishes, she is happy, I am happy." I've been thinking about such a simple thing for so long. ”

"Master, just now the two of them were smiling very happily and arrogantly, don't you think their happiness is based on the two of us or something?"

Wu Xuanyue patted her head, unable to remember what it was.

Hu Hongchuan laughed a few times, laughing heartily, and seemed to sway out all the bold wine.

He laughed and said, "What is it based on us? It is not pain, it is not sadness, it is not sadness, it is happiness." ”

"Master, where is it based on our happiness? It is based on our misery, their happiness is based on our misery. Master, you're drunk, hahaha. ”

"I'm not drunk, you're not right, Fangfang is happy, I'm happy. My happiness is built on her happiness. ”

The master and apprentice, in this dimly lit old street, the two of them were swaying and debating, and looking at it from a distance, one with long hair and one with a half-length tunic coat, I didn't know, I thought it was two ghosts.

Finally, a beam of light shot into the small street, and a taxi came, and Wu Xuanyue reached out to stop the car.

She stepped forward, opened the back door, turned back to Hu Hongchuan and said, "Master, you get in the car first." ”

Hu Hongchuan waved his hand and said, "No, you get in the car first, and I'll stop another one myself." ”

"No, Master, you are drunk, you must get in the car first, and the disciples must watch you leave safely. ”

"No, you go first, Master wants to watch you leave safely. ”

At this time, the taxi driver became impatient and said, "I said, what are you grinding? Do you want to get into the car?"

"If you want to get in the car, you will definitely get on. Wu Xuanyue immediately turned around with a drunken smile.

"If you want to get in the car, hurry up. When the driver saw that they were starting to humble again, he shouted, "You all get in the car, don't grind, come up and talk about it." ”

"Yes, get in the car, I'll send you back. Hu Hongchuan came over to his senses and got into the car with Wu Xuanyue.

"Where?" asked the taxi driver after getting in the car.

Wu Xuanyue looked back at Hu Hongchuan and asked, "Master, where do you live?"

Hu Hongchuan replied: "It doesn't matter where I live, I'll send you back first." ”

"Ladies first, you speak first. "The taxi driver knew they were all drinking too much and helped them make a decision not to let them ink anymore.

Wu Xuanyue saw the driver looking back at her, so she replied timidly: "He's drunk, send him home first." ”

The driver said solemnly: "Don't talk nonsense, I ask where you live?"

Wu Xuanyue thought for a while and said, "Jinyun Villa." ”

"Okay, then where do you live?" the driver turned around and asked Hu Hongchuan again.

Hu Hongchuan said casually: "It doesn't matter where I live, I'll send the lady home first." ”

The driver started the car and continued to ask, "Where the hell do you live?" ”

Hu Hongchuan replied in a principled manner: "No matter how you arrange the route, you have to send the lady home first." ”

His face was full of alcohol, and his speech was a little slurred.

The driver compromised: "Okay, I promise you to take her home first, you can tell me where you live now." ”

"Ok, refreshing, I live in Silver Sea View. ”

The taxi driver was stunned for a moment, and then said, "One of you two is in the south and the other is in the north, and it is correct for one person to stop a car." Now it's too late to get out of the car and stop another car, if you take the same car, the cost will be more than double, don't say I didn't remind you for a while. ”

Hu Hongchuan's face was hazy, and after thinking for a while, he understood what he meant, and waved his hand: "It's okay, money is not a problem, the problem is that there is no money." When he said that, he burst out laughing.

Wu Xuanyue was also amused by him, and both of them laughed heartily.

Immediately, the taxi stopped with a squeak on the side of the road, and the driver turned around with an annoyed face and scolded: "What kind of car do you hire if you don't have money? ”

Both of them were stunned, Hu Hongchuan was angered by his fierce image, and then took out a few hundred-yuan bills from his bag and threw them over: "Who said I have no money? I just borrowed a sentence from the Internet, do you really believe it?" ”

Wu Xuanyue also echoed: "That's it, Uncle Driver, drive quickly, don't be fierce, you don't have a sense of humor at all." ”

The taxi driver smacked his lips and didn't say anything. That's right, I had something to do with these two drunken maniacs, he picked up the yuan, started the car again, and drove forward.

Wu Xuanyue couldn't help laughing when she saw that the taxi driver was honest.

I didn't know, I thought it was his master's voice that overpowered the other party's momentum. In fact, it was those few renminbi that played a role.

The taxi stopped at Jinyun Villa, Wu Xuanyue got out of the car, Hu Hongchuan also got out of the car to see her off, but was stopped by Wu Xuanyue, "Master, you don't have to get off, I'm already home." ”

Hu Hongchuan refused: "No, you are drunk, I will send you to the door." ”

"Master, I'm not drunk, it's you who are drunk, go back quickly. ”

"Stop. The taxi driver saw that the two of them started to ink again, and quickly stopped them, "I said, you two don't grind, are you going or not leaving?"

"Let's go, why don't you go?" said Hu Hongchuan with one foot in the car and one foot outside the car.

Wu Xuanyue saw the driver talking, so she said to him: "By the way, big brother driver, you come to make a comment, you say, am I drunk or he is drunk?"