Chapter Thirty-Four: When the Drama Meets the Drama Spirit!

"Little monkey, little monkey, where are you?"

"Little monkey, don't hide from the cats, come out!"

"Little monkey, come out quickly, the poor monk has already seen you, and the monks don't speak. ”

The happy Monkey King, who was freshening up by the stream, suddenly heard a call.

It's just that this call made his face darken.

Small, little monkey??!!

He is a dignified Monkey King, known as the Little Monkey!!

In addition, you are a mortal, so far away from my grandson, you see a monkey hair!

Sun Wukong was angry, and he turned into a streamer of light and rushed out, rushing to Tang Seng in one step, to teach this dead bald donkey a lesson.

It's just that when Sun Wukong just rushed to Tang Seng's side, thinking of this monk's life-saving grace, he subconsciously slowed down a lot.

And it was precisely this slowness that made Tang Seng have time to be able to see Sun Wukong, and suddenly, his good-looking brows curled, and he took out something from his body and slammed it directly.

Sun Wukong stopped less than an inch away from Tang Seng dangerously, his nose was so sensitive, he smelled the smell at the first time, and then, the whole pair of monkey eyes almost stared out.

I saw that Tang Seng was holding a banana in his hand, that banana was so big, it was so attractive, Sun Wukong, who had not eaten a banana for five hundred years, was stunned by a pair of eyes, and his throat was rolling uncontrollably.

Tang Seng recently hooked, and his eyes seemed to be smiling: "It seems that the little monkey doesn't like bananas, so the poor monk can only eat them himself, oops, what about such a big banana, how to eat it." ”

As he spoke, he slowly opened the banana, and the charming fragrance spread out.

Sun Wukong was in a hurry, and his heart was like a monkey scratching, but as the pride of Monkey King, he couldn't make a move to grab this monk's things, so he could only stare at Tang Seng with a pair of monkey eyes.

Tang Seng's face suddenly changed, and he leaned towards Sun Wukong with a sly smile: "Little monkey, do you want to eat, call the poor monk a master, and the poor monk will give you food, how about it?"

"Just call the master...... "Look, it's a big one!" he said, shaking the banana: "Look, it's a big one!"

Sun Wukong was even more angry in his heart, I don't want to be a Monkey King.........!

Tsundere turned her head and resolutely didn't look at this nasty bald donkey.

Tang Seng suddenly looked sad, as if he had been hit hard, he kept sighing, and his lips kept muttering something.

Sun Wukong's hearing can be called a smooth ear, as soon as his ears move, he can speak what Tang Seng said clearly, and suddenly, the monkey face is black and black.

"This monkey is not well-behaved at all, the previous little flower, obviously a banana hooked up, hey, these little monkeys are not easy to deceive!"

Florets?

Little Flower!!

It's hard to deceive!!

Sun Wukong is not stupid, how can he not understand what it means!

This dead bald donkey really treats him as a monkey!!

He's the Monkey King, the Monkey King!

Suddenly, he turned around angrily, and was about to quarrel with Tang Seng.

And as soon as he turned around, there was something that quickly poked at Sun Wukong, and suddenly stuffed it into Sun Wukong's mouth, Sun Wukong subconsciously bit it, and his eyes lit up: the taste of bananas!

Then, I heard the annoying bald donkey say again: "If you eat the banana of the poor monk, you are the monkey of the poor monk!"

Sun Wukong had a monkey face, and it was suddenly as black as the bottom of a pot, and he had the urge to take out a stick and pick up this bald donkey.

It's just that when looking at Tang Seng's smiling face like a flower, pure and clean joyful eyes, Sun Wukong somehow became a little lighter.

It's just that he is still a little annoyed, and he doesn't want to deal with this bald donkey, so he bites the banana viciously, and seems to treat the banana as a bald donkey.

At this moment, a voice calling for help came out intermittently.

"Help, someone, help........."

Tang Seng's face suddenly became much more solemn: "Little monkey, let's go, let's go and save people." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Sun Wukong to refuse, he took Sun Wukong's hand and ran in the direction where the voice came from.

With Sun Wukong's strength, he can naturally easily break free from the dead bald donkey, but somehow, he didn't choose to break free.

When a man and a monkey followed the sound to the foot of a mountain, they saw a young woman sitting on the ground calling for help, the basket beside her had been broken, and the contents were falling everywhere.

Tang Seng stepped forward and said with a smile like a flower: "Female donor, dare to ask what happened?"

The young woman's beautiful eyes were full of tears, and she was delicate: "Senior monk, the little woman's husband's family is a farmer in the mountains, and she is looking for her husband's family, and she doesn't want to fall down the slope and hurt her ankle, so she can't find her husband's house anymore, so I really don't know what to do." ”

As soon as the young woman finished speaking, before Tang Seng could react, suddenly, she heard a panicked shout from the side: "Lady, lady, what's wrong with you!!"

Hearing this, Tang Seng subconsciously turned around, and the young woman was stunned.

Mother, mother??

What a situation!!

Turning around a little sluggishly, she saw a man dressed in coarse cloth and carrying a farm tool on his back, staring at her in panic.

When she turned around, she threw away the farm tools in her hand, and rushed towards the direction where the two of them were in a hurry, as soon as she approached, she brutally squeezed Tang Seng away, and without saying a word, she hugged the young woman into her arms, and the one that hugged was called a tight, the tears were loud, and the feelings were called a deep, and the Guanyin Bodhisattva was imprisoned fiercely, and it was difficult to break free.

Tang Seng was moved, said Amitabha, and quietly took a few steps back.

And the young woman's face darkened.

She has cultivated for hundreds of millions of years, her magic power is profound, and she is clear and jade, how can she ever be taken advantage of.

Just wanted to break away from the other party's embrace, but inadvertently noticed Tang Seng next to him, and suddenly his heart froze.

At this time, you must not use mana, otherwise you will fall short.

It's just that he doesn't use his mana, but he can't open the other party's confinement at all, is he just being held all the time? ?

There will never be such a coincidence in the world, she just turned into a woman looking for a husband, and she happened to meet a man looking for a wife, this kind of coincidence is simply an insult to IQ.

It is clear that this is a person in the same way, I don't know which strong person incarnated, and the purpose is even more obvious, in order to prevent Buddhism from learning scriptures.

Pursing her jade lips, the young woman said with a cold voice: "Fellow Daoist, is it a little excessive?"

The farmer man suddenly hugged the young woman tighter, and deformed the backlog of the two of them.

"What is the lady talking about, you came to this barren mountain to look for a husband, but unfortunately, I am a farmer within a radius of 100 miles, doesn't this just mean that you are my lady, I am your husband. Meng Lu replied with a smile.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's heart was even colder: "Fellow Daoist, the poor monk doesn't know where you come from, and how to hinder my Buddhism, but you must know that the destiny of heaven is difficult to violate, and if you go against the sky, you will eventually encounter the curse of God, and if you are not careful, you will turn into a cloud of ashes." ”

"What did the lady say, I, an old farmer who finally married a lady, hugged my lady, how did it become a rebellious move, which is also a little scary. ”

"You !!!"

This time, Meng Lu did not continue to talk to Guanyin Bodhisattva, but directly said loudly: "Lady, let the husband quietly where did you hurt?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was as cold as ice, if it weren't for the inappropriate time, such a person who took advantage of her would have been beaten to ashes by her.

It's just that what I want to do hasn't been done yet, but I can't stop there.

As a Buddhist monk, she has an unbelievably calm mind.

After thinking for a moment, a cold face suddenly turned red and delicate, stretched out a jade hand, grabbed Meng Lu's big hand, and said delicately: "Husband, in broad daylight, you are injured, and you shouldn't .........."

"Yes, yes, look at my brain, it shouldn't be like this. ”

"In this case, my husband will take you home, and we will pack up our things and leave. As he spoke, without waiting for Guanyin to react, he began to pick up the basket, as well as the things that had fallen around, some dry food, and a small tiger fur hat.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyebrows changed.

This guy is really not good!

When I thought about it, an idea came to my mind.

"Oops........." Jiaodi exclaimed, and her delicate face was full of pity.

Meng Luquan didn't hear it, and was still packing up his things.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face changed, and he suddenly said, "Husband, come quickly." ”

Meng Lu had already packed his things at this time, and came to Guanyin Bodhisattva with a small basket, and said with pity: "Lady, where is this hurt?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Meng Lu pitifully, and his eyes seemed to be dripping: "Husband, the slave family is in pain, Husband should take the slave family back quickly." ”

"Okay, lady, I'll take you home for my husband. Saying that, without hesitation, I wanted to hug Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is also ruthless, and he didn't have the slightest sign of resistance, but took the initiative to pounce on Meng Lu: "Husband, hold it tighter." ”

The corners of Meng Lu's mouth hooked, and he simply hugged a princess, completely hugging Guanyin Bodhisattva.

At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva seemed to be out of the way, directly stretched out his hands, and generously stopped Meng Lu's shoulders.

It's just that, as if inadvertently, a hand accidentally stroked Meng Lu's hand holding the basket, and the moment it touched, a force that seemed to be able to shatter everything was condensed at one point, and it exploded in an instant.

Hearing only a slight snap, Meng Lu's hand was beaten and released, and the basket in his hand accidentally fell again, and the contents were scattered all over the ground.

Before Meng Lu could bend over to pick up something again, Guanyin Bodhisattva had already wrapped his two hands tightly around Meng Lu's shoulders, very hard.

This time, it was Guanyin Bodhisattva's turn to imprison Meng Lu.

Meng Lu frowned, good guy, this is completely out of the way.

Guanyin is ruthless, and he Meng Lu is not an easy person.

It was impossible to lean over, but his hand could still move a little, so he circled around Guanyin Bodhisattva and slapped it hard at a certain half-moon.

"Lady, you hugged it too tightly, and your husband was a little out of breath. ”

Guanyin's heart was about to explode.

This bastard, he actually dared, how dare he!!

Okay, since you dare to do this, which poor monk will also fight with you.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was ruthless, his face was pear blossoms with rain, and between his eyebrows and eyes was a spring dew, he quietly leaned towards Meng Lu's shoulder, and then bit Meng Lu's shoulder shyly.

It seemed that the bite was like a coquette, but this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva was completely ruthless, and Da Luo's essence was secretly stimulated, comparable to the power of Da Luo's blow, and he bit Meng Lu on the shoulder.

This seems to be an ordinary small bite, even if it is a one- or two-step Taiyi, it is enough to bite to death, and the true spirit of the bite will collapse, and there will be no corpse.

This mouthful, even if it was Meng Lu, felt a sharp pain, and in a pair of eyes, a sharp light flashed.

"Lady, you're really welcome. Meng Lu said in a deep voice.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was slightly happy in his heart, but his mouth was: "Husband, where are these words, the slave family is just a little painful." ”

However, deep in his heart, Guanyin Bodhisattva is a little jealous.

In order not to be noticed by Tang Seng and Sun Wukong next to her, she couldn't use mana or supernatural powers, she could only use the power of Da Luo's essence.

And the bite that is pregnant with the essential power of Da Luo is by no means an ordinary golden immortal, Taiyi can resist it, but the mysterious monk in front of him has carried it hard.

The other party's cultivation is obvious, this is a big Luo!

A mysterious Da Luo, even if it is a Buddhist sect, cannot be underestimated, let alone her.

After taking such a bite, Meng Lu naturally would not rest.

He is not Da Luo, but you are not the only one with the power of essence.

There are many essences in Meng Lu's body, but most of them are auxiliary roles, and the only thing that can be used for attack is the power of erosion.

The faint black light lingered on his hand, and the luster was too dark to be seen at all.

Then, in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva, a palm fell.

"Smack!"

This time, Avalokiteshvara's face changed.

If it was just an ordinary palm, she would feel ashamed and angry at most, but just now, it actually made a lot of mana in her body fall directly into a dead silence, although she could still feel it, but she no longer obeyed her control.

I don't know what kind of power it is, but it's clear that it's a mystical nature.

Meng Lu's danger level in her heart became higher and higher.

However, danger is danger, and after attacking her twice in a row, Guanyin Bodhisattva had no intention of suffering this loss at all.

Using his essence power again, he was ready to lean towards Meng Lu's other shoulder.

This time, Meng Lu would no longer wait to be bitten by her, and directly and affectionately put Guanyin Bodhisattva on her head, so that she couldn't get close to her shoulder.

"Lady, in broad daylight, it's not good to be too intimate, you say yes. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva hooked the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "What the husband said is yes." ”

Although he was laughing, a jade hand twisted fiercely towards Meng Lu's waist between the lightning and flint, and this twist also had essential power.

With an essential twist, Meng Lu's body was not the dominant party, and this time, his face suddenly twitched in pain.

Guanyin Bodhisattva has a strong temper, Meng Lu is naturally even more rigid, and he was just about to take revenge and come back, but Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly called out in a coquettish voice: "High monk, high monk, please come over, the slave family has something to ask for." ”

Meng Lu's movements couldn't help but stiffen, and his movements couldn't help but stop.

Tang Sanzang, who was staying on the side, heard Guanyin Bodhisattva's words, walked over slowly, and said gently: "Female donor, I don't know what's going on?"

"Don't hide from the monks, the slave family is not lightly injured, the husband cherishes the slave family, and he will take the slave family home, but these dry food prepared by the slave family are a bit wasted. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned to look at Meng Lu with burning eyes, and said coquettishly: "Husband, you won't be reluctant, right?"

Meng Lu's face darkened slightly, you said so, let me say it! What else can I do except say nothing!

And when he heard that there was a good thing for free, Tang Seng's eyes suddenly lit up, and his smile became more and more gentle: "Since it is a gift from a female benefactor, the poor monk will not dislike it." ”

"The poor monk is here, thank you to the female donor, thank you to the donor. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva seemed to be worried that there would be another problem, and when he heard that Tang Seng was willing to accept it, he hurriedly and gently leaned towards Meng Lu: "Husband, since the monk is already willing to be subordinate, then Husband will quickly take the slave family home." ”

"Slave, but I miss my husband. ”

If you want to die, there's nothing wrong with it, you want me to die!

This time, Meng Lu just took a deep look at Tang Seng, and then took a deep look at Sun Wukong, who was not far away with a boring face.

That's it, medicine doesn't die of disease, this guy promised by himself, this cause and effect will naturally be dealt with by himself, Meng Lu has already managed enough redundancy, and now he is not in the mood to take care of more.

"Okay, then let's go home. Meng Lu's eyes were called a pampering, but Guanyin Bodhisattva noticed the cold light in the depths of his eyes, and his heart became vigilant.

Seeing Meng Lu, hugging Guanyin Bodhisattva tightly, one hand on Guanyin Bodhisattva's leg, one hand on Guanyin Bodhisattva's arm, and Guanyin Bodhisattva's hands are also tightly hugging Meng Lu's neck, looking extremely intimate, Tang Seng couldn't help but smile and sighed: "It's really a happy couple, and there is nothing more beautiful in the world than this." ”

At this time, Sun Wukong pouted his lips and said: "I think those two people are obviously enemies, one restricts each other's hands and feet, and the other clamps each other's necks, ready to strangle each other at any time, this is obviously an undying enemy." ”

Hearing this, Tang Seng was speechless.

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