Online.

Live broadcast page of CCTV's official website.

There are not a few netizens who watch the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala through the Internet, according to traffic statistics, it has already exceeded 100 million at half past seven.

And all the standby servers of CCTV are also started, just in case.

CCTV's official website can't leave a message, it used to have this function, but basically the audience came to scold, so the message area was directly canceled later.

Therefore, the viewers who watched the live broadcast on the Internet today basically made fun of it on the microcast, and at the same time opened the live broadcast to find faults.

"I'm so disgusting, it's these hosts again. ”

"Have you noticed that the surnames of the four male hosts of CCTV - Cao Xing, Ni Rongguang, Ma Binbin, and Bi Chunfei together are: Cao Ni Ma Bi, grass and mud?"

"Haha, then plus the two hostesses-An Qian and Ge Dandan, isn't it connected: An Cao Ni Ma Ge Bi, I'm a grass and mud horse?"

"Upstairs thrilling joker!"

"The director team of the Spring Festival Gala is the joker, it turns out that this is what the host arranged!"

"How many years have they been, it turns out that CCTV buried such a big foreshadowing for the audience?"

"There are talents, there are talents!"

“……”

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

At the beginning of the show, it was a big joint singing, they were all partners of a man and a woman, and a couple came out, the format of this show has not changed for more than ten years, and it seems to have become a symbol of the Spring Festival Gala.

I don't know these singers Jiang Lun, if you search on the Internet, you can find some information about them, almost none of them are famous, but they are still on the Spring Festival Gala, although it is still the most embarrassing joint singing, but it is the most dazzling opening!

"Jiang Lun!" Yu Shasha, who had put on makeup, ran over, "We're going to be the fourth." Remember to see how our sketch went!"

"Okay, no problem!"

Jiang Lun smiled, looked at Yu Shasha's nervous appearance, and encouraged, "Take it easy!"

Yu Shasha hummed and nodded heavily. "I'm a professional actor!"

These words were not only for Jiang Lun, but also for her to comfort herself.

On the Internet, Yu Shasha and their group are all sketches, and they are still discussing.

But most people think that they didn't pass the review, and it is difficult to realize the dream of the Spring Festival Gala, and there are many vests wearing the identity of "CCTV employees", and they go around saying that their sketches are actually very good, and it is a pity to be eliminated.

In this way, the majority of netizens really believe it.

"Alas, I can't see my Sasha tonight!"

"yes. My male god Du Hao also missed the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. ”

"What? Du Hao is your male god?

"I'm a boy, I like this kind of real man who relies on strength and doesn't rely on appearance!"

"That's because he has no good looks, he can only fight for strength, and you can say that you can do it, a man likes an ugly man, and his taste is heavier!"

"Who do you say is an ugly man?"

"Say whom? Just say the person you want, don't sit down. ”

"Ahhh Our Ritian family can't bear it!"

Suddenly, fans who supported Du Hao and netizens who sang about Du Hao. Because of such a trivial matter, there was a quarrel.

Although in the face of such a big heated discussion in the Spring Festival Gala, this kind of incident couldn't make much waves at all, but it still made Du Hao's fans very unhappy, so the battlefield began to expand, and they went to other places to talk bad about CCTV.

"CCTV doesn't let Du Hao go to the Spring Festival Gala! The chief director is the culprit!"

"Chief director of the eternal sinner xxx, cheer for Du Hao!"

There are more and more such statements. At first, no one cared, but almost instantly, a lot of marketing accounts and zombie vests ran out to make a fuss around.

While netizens were surprised, they also smelled the smell of conspiracy.

Sure enough, when Yu Shasha and their sketches suddenly appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. Netizens instantly understood that all the previous public opinion was hype marketing.

Although most people are not disgusted, they basically want to see what magic Yu Sasha's sketches can bring back from the dead.

CCTV backstage.

Jiang Lun sat in a separate lounge and watched TV with Liu Nan.

What they're playing here is in sync with what's going on stage.

"I heard that you wrote this price script?" asked Liu Nan to Jiang Lun.

"Well, Brother Nan, you can also help check it, look like this!"

"Don't mind, I don't know as much about this as you do!" Liu Nan shook his head and smiled.

After the host's clever introduction, Duan Feiyu took the stage.

The audience immediately gave a round of applause in surprise, and in the lower left of the TV, the name of the sketch and the performers and other details also appeared.

"Beautiful Embarrassment"

Creator: Jiang Lun

Director: Shawley

Performers: Duan Feiyu, Yu Shasha, Du Hao, Shao Zhaolin.

This is the work of Huang Hong, Gong Hanlin and others in another world, telling a story about plastic surgery that caused a series of turmoil, Yu Shasha played the wife after plastic surgery, Duan Feiyu played the role of Huang Hong, Shao Zhaolin is the role of Gong Hanlin, and one person plays the triangle.

Du Hao challenged the reversal and played the role of Lin Yongjian's mother-in-law.

on stage.

When Duan Feiyu turned over the wedding photos on the wall and showed them to everyone, the audience immediately burst into laughter, that Du Hao was too ugly, with small eyes and front teeth, and a mole on the side of his mouth.

Twenty minutes later, the scene appeared on the TV screens of thousands of households across the country, and the live webcast was delayed by another ten minutes compared to the TV.

All the viewers who watched the Spring Festival Gala were the same - laughing!

"Damn, so ugly?"

"Haha, Du Hao won't be Duan Feiyu's wife, right?"

"I've never seen such an ugly woman!"

"Sorry, I'm going to throw up for a while......"

"Look, look, the doorbell is ringing, Duan Feiyu has gone to open the door, Du Hao is coming out!"

The national audience stared wide-eyed, but it was Yu Shasha who came out of the door.

Many people reacted at this time, oh, it turns out that Yu Shasha is playing plastic surgery, so Du Hao appears like this?

The skit aroused the curiosity of all the audience.

On Weibo, the vests that hyped up marketing just now disappeared, but another batch of vests came up.

An internal CCTV employee: "Tell everyone a secret." This sketch is the fastest program in the history of the Spring Festival Gala, and the new script will be completed in four days, even with the rehearsal review!"

"Really, can't it!"

"This is a four-day show? I will watch it for at least four months!"

"That's it, I don't believe the revelations of the so-called CCTV employees anymore!"

Netizens thought they had seen through everything, but at this time, CCTV posted a set of official Weibo posts, and made it clear in the microbroadcast. This sketch took four days!

"It really only took four days? Four days for me, I can't even write the beginning!"

"It is estimated that the script of this sketch was prepared early, otherwise it would not have been so fine. ”

"Yes, but these actors are too professional, they won the work in four days, not only passed the review, but also appeared on the Spring Festival Gala, and the performance was not at all, great!"

"Good actor. Good work!"

"I still don't believe it, the official Weibo of CCTV will not be stolen, right?"

"Yes, otherwise, why not the official Weibo blog of the Spring Festival Gala program group, but a set of CCTV?"

"Makes sense!"

However, in less than a minute, the Spring Festival Gala program team jumped out and gave the doubters a hard slap, and the official Weibo not only forwarded the Weibo broadcast that was posted. And I also thanked all the staff who worked hard for this show, and in addition to Aite Yu Sasha and other four actors. also aite director Xiao Li and sketch screenwriter Jiang Lun.

"What is Aite Jiang Lun doing?"

"That's it, what kind of trouble is the Spring Festival Gala program team going to make?"

"Could it be that Jiang Lun participated in this sketch?"

When everyone asked, someone posted a screenshot of the beginning of the previous sketch on Weibo and attached the text, "I really didn't expect it." The screenwriter of this sketch is actually Jiang Lun?"

"I'll go, wait, let me slow down for a while......"

"Is it really written by Jiang Lun? Is it the same name and surname?"

"No wonder it can pass the trial in four days, Jiang Lun can't make a move!"

"Don't say it, from today onwards, I will only serve Jiang Lun alone!"

"What a strange man. not only let himself go to the Spring Festival Gala, but also let others go to the Spring Festival Gala. ”

"Whoever wants to go to the Spring Festival Gala in the future, look for Jiang Lun, he seems to be more effective than the director!"

When there was a lot of discussion, on TV, Du Hao came out.

"What are you doing, what are you doing?"

Du Hao was dressed as a mother-in-law and spoke Tianjin dialect, and almost broke into the door like this, and the sentence "little vixen" made the audience laugh.

"I'll go, it turns out that Du Hao played a mother-in-law?"

"The ugliest mother-in-law in history is born!"

"Du Hao, does this make me look at you so directly in the future?"

"What about the true fan who said that Du Hao is a real man? Where did you go? Stand up and take a look at your male god, he just came back from Thailand!"

Du Hao's anti-string image was immediately screenshotted by netizens, and all kinds of PS gods have made spoofs, with various texts are the most basic, and the cow is directly on the moon for PS, and it is written on the picture: "Human beings can't stop Du Hao from reversing strings!"

Internet public opinion is high-tide, and the entertainment spirit of netizens is taken out without reservation.

In another world, this is not the most famous work of the Spring Festival Gala cross talk, but it is also one of the classics, and when it comes to this world, Jiang Lun himself didn't expect it to cause such a big discussion on the Internet.

Even if this heated discussion is only for a while, it represents another success for him.

Yu Shasha and the four of them came down from the stage and breathed a sigh of relief instantly, this official performance on stage was much more nervous than before, and the joy of the success of the performance was much happier than before.

"Yay, Jiang Lun, we made it!"

Yu Shasha ran to Jiang Lun for the first time, and was about to jump up with joy.

And the other people are the same, Du Hao smiled bitterly, "It's over, I don't dare to go out of the door of CCTV, how will I face my fans in the future!"

It sounded like a complaint, but he didn't have a temper at all, but was happy.

Duan Feiyu is the same, he is the protagonist today, although in Jiang Lun's heart, the source of this sketch is Du Hao and Yu Shasha, but for the public, this sketch is a work led by Duan Feiyu, he has the most lines, the heaviest task, and the greatest performance pressure.

A few people sat together and chatted a few words, Shao Zhaolin and Duan Feiyu were going to drive home and leave first, Du Hao's house was in the capital, and they were delayed for some time, but they couldn't bear the urging of their families on the phone, and they also got up and said goodbye.

Yu Sasha didn't seem to be in a hurry to leave at all, her home was in the south, and she couldn't go back anyway, and today was to stay backstage in the studio for one night, which was better than going home and being deserted.

Taking advantage of Liu Nan's efforts to go to the bathroom, Yu Shasha asked Jiang Lun, "Are you going home after the performance?"

"Go back!" Jiang Xian said of course, "My parents are coming to the capital, and I have to go back as soon as I finish the performance, and I can still catch up with my father." ”

"Oh...... Hmmm......"

Yu Shasha hesitated for a moment, and then asked, "Then can I go to the house with you for the New Year?"

"And me?" Jiang Lun didn't think much about it, "Okay! Are you alone in the capital?"

"Well, the sisters who live together have all gone home, and I'm the only one left!" Yu Shasha sighed with emotion, "Alas, this is the first time I've spent the New Year outside, and it's also the first time I've not been with my parents for the New Year." ”

"Oh!" Jiang Lun nodded and said casually, "Since I have entered the showbiz, I am afraid that this kind of life will be the norm in the future, don't talk about the New Year, you may not be able to spend any festival with your family!"

Thinking about his own experience in the past year, he has never even returned home, and his parents have to come to the capital for the Chinese New Year to be reunited.

The two chatted about this topic, and Liu Nan came in, "What are you talking about?"

"Talking about going home!"

Jiang Lun smiled and told Liu Nan about the chat just now.

Liu Nan even smiled wryly, "Alas, don't talk about the festival, my father died that year, and I was still performing in the United States, it's really unfilial to think about it!"

There are many such examples in the entertainment industry, originally a good Chinese New Year's Eve, but when it came to this topic, everyone was in a bad mood, but fortunately, Jiang Lun thought that he would be able to see his parents when he went back in a while, and the depression in his heart was much lighter.

At half past nine, the staff knocked on the door and came in, "Teacher Jiang Lun, it's time for you to prepare!"

"Good!"

Jiang Lun nodded, and said to Liu Nan and Yu Shasha, "You two chat, waiting for me to return triumphantly!"

"Haha, go ahead, don't be nervous!" the two smiled and sent Jiang Lun out of the room.

"Hoo ......"

Jiang Lun always thought that he would not be nervous, and when he went out just now, his heart was still open, but he didn't expect that as soon as he went out, his legs were a little weak, and he didn't even know how to get to the backcourt area.

"Little Jiang, are you ready?"

Chang Xiaohe has always been in this place, and every singing and dancing actor on stage must be finalized again, and there must be no mistakes.

"Ready!"

Jiang Lun nodded, smiling a little vanity.

The skit before him was more than twenty minutes, which seemed to be a long time, but it seemed like it was over in the blink of an eye.

According to the rehearsal order of the final review, there was no host in the middle, and the video was played directly on the big screen, taking advantage of this time, Jiang Lun hurriedly went on stage.

Fortunately, there were no lights on the stage lights, and the attention of all the audience was also on the big screen, so if he appeared directly in front of everyone like other singers, he would probably be even more nervous. (To be continued.) )