Chapter 248: The actor who entered the play and the child who eloped
Zhang Dadao has never thought that he is so embarrassed now, and he is not an actor with such a bug-level skill as entering the drama at any time. The ability of the actor is also one of the many special skills in the Seventh Academy, which he can't learn. In Zhang Dadao's view, this kind of thing he can't learn is the innate ability of mental patients.
If he didn't get into the play, he was sober, so Zhang Dadao knew his purpose very clearly. He asked the actor to come over to act, in order to fool people to make money, and now the onlookers are gone, and even the people passing by have sped up their pace when they pass by, how can he act! Isn't it more and more embarrassing!
Zhang Dadao's teeth hurt, and the actor was still proud, and said with a big grin: "Come and calculate it for the master, even if the uncle has peach blossom luck today!"
Zhang Dadao was extremely depressed, he noticed that there was no one around him who paid attention to them, Zhang Dadao sighed and said: "Okay, stop acting! There is no audience, what kind of effort are you wasting!"
The actor's face was distorted, his face was angry, and he shouted: "Yo, boy! How fat are you? Do you know who I am? Do you know who my brother is? Do you know who my Lao Tzu is? Believe it or not, there are a hundred ways for the uncle to keep you from leaving Jinling?" The actor's expression is absolutely expressive, as long as those few people change the name of the local leader, they can be on the 24-hour hot search list in minutes.
Zhang Dadao feels that the egg hurts here, and in general, with the degree of hatred of the rich and the hatred of officials of the common people today, many people must have used mobile phone videos to upload them on the Internet! But the reality is that not only did no one come up to stop them, but even the people who were watching from the side of TM left.
Bai Er's fool couldn't stand it anymore, and opened his mouth to persuade the actor: "Brother actor, it's okay, everyone will take care of us!"
Zhang Dadao also sighed in his heart: [The world is declining! The people's hearts are not ancient! What is wrong with this society? It is too indifferent, too selfish! It is not enough for the poor road to spread positive energy!] Zhang Dadao is also very angry, and he is being squeezed by the actor for nonsense.
The actor didn't know that he had caused tons of damage to Zhang Dadao, and at this time, he tilted his neck and looked at Bai Er's fool, his face was full of anger and he shook his head with a big mouth: "Big man, who are you? Who knows you? Even you dare to talk to me like this." I think I'm a cow when I'm big, right? You're going to play basketball when you're big? If you're crazy with your uncle, if you don't give you, you'll be clean!"
Zhang Dadao has no recruitment, and the actor's current situation is typically too deep into the play. This guy also had this kind of illness a few times when he was in the Seventh Hospital. It really doesn't matter if no one pays attention to him, he still plays energetically. As soon as this guy entered the play, there was really no audience and applause, and he was still immersed in art. There must be audience and applause, and the decisiveness is even more vigorous.
Such a psychopath. Basically, there is nothing to deal with him except for stability. If you are unlucky to catch up with the actor to perform martial arts, it is really three or five nurses who can't get close easily. Zhang Dadao looked at the situation of several people at this time, no one dared to approach seven or eight meters away, and he almost didn't cry when he looked at this situation. Bai Er's fool was also very depressed, and proposed to Zhang Dadao: "Heavenly Master, why don't we just give the actor brother dictatorship, right? I have practiced the screw piledriver you asked me to practice recently, and I can give the actor brother a concussion with a twist!"
Zhang Dadao sighed, shook his head and said, "Forget it! This bastard doesn't have a concussion, we can't take him, if this is really a concussion, he may be crazy! slapped a "snap" in front of the actor and said: "Card!
The actor shuddered, and the magic changed instantly, and he immediately changed back to the original waste uncle mode from a vicious gangster, touched his head and said with a depressed face: "Director Zhang, can't you? I'm here according to the script! The background design is good, it should be a shot to the end, how can this be NG?"
The actor's face was depressed, Zhang Dadao was also angry, and dragged the actor to a small alley in the annex, and then said: "What are you doing, actor?
The actor said: "Director Zhang." It's not that I said you have to find a good screenwriter, and the character this time didn't have a background! I've seen it, especially the character background designed according to the dialogue. This character is very complicated, and after three mental changes, the wine can meet the requirements. The characters are plump. The background is logical. If our film sells well, we can also expand on this character by the way, and directly have a side story. ”
Zhang Dadao touched his chin, looked at Bai Er's fool and said, "We have limited investment and don't have time to unfold it for you, okay?"
Suddenly, someone patted him on the shoulder, and Bai Er's fool's voice followed, patting him on the shoulder. almost didn't shoot Zhang Dadao down. Bai Er's fool said in his mouth: "Heavenly Master, there is a ......"
"Don't make a fuss! This is class!" Zhang Dadao didn't reply, patted Bai Er's fool's hand, rubbed his shoulders and said.
Bai Er's fool made his hand a little lighter, changed his finger and pointed at Zhang Dadao's shoulder, and said, "Heavenly Master, there is a ......"
"There's a fart!" Zhang Dadao was interrupted twice and turned his head sharply. He was also stunned at this moment, Bai Er Fool didn't know when there were two more children next to him. These two children look at most 7 or 8 years old, the so-called people are seven or eight, cats and dogs. At this age, these two children knew by looking at their expressions that these two were authentic bear children.
Zhang Dadao said depressedly: "Damn, there are really people? What are you doing? Isn't it Zhou 4 today? Little ghost, you dare to skip class?" Zhang Dadao rolled his dead fish eyes, and looked at the two children with an impatient expression.
The two bear children, a boy and a girl, one of the boys listened to Zhang Dadao's words, rolled his eyes and said, "Can you manage it?" Hey, are you a liar or a cosplay?"
"It must be cosplay!" the girl pulled the boy and said, "This is the clothes of "Sword and Fairy 2"." ”
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said, "Cos fart, get out, don't get out and send you to school!
Zhang Dadao already knew that these children outside were terrible, and the age of these two bear children was about the same age as when he entered the Seventh Courtyard. But where did he guide and play with the little girl at that time, and he was thinking about those foreign fast food all day long.
Zhang Dadao was very angry with these bear children, but the bear children were shocked. The girl's eyes widened and she said, "Huh, how do you know? )