Chapter 320: Whimsy (Subscription Requested)
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"Hmph, if you want me to lay down my weapon, then you have to admit that you are a dragon Ming!" Su Su obviously still didn't believe Zhang Dongjun's words. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhang Dongjun said that he was very helpless, he saw that she was a poor person, and good men did not fight women, so he never fought back. But it's really tiring to hide like this.
As time passed, Su Su had been persistent in trying to hack Zhang Dongjun to death, to prove that he was not a dragon.
Zhang Dongjun was moved by this perseverance...... Uh, no, I'm helpless by this perseverance.
As he dodged, he explained, "Sister, I'm afraid you're not good? I'm the demon seed that Long Ming threw in the world, to be precise, it's a clone, eldest sister, you might as well think about how to save Long Ming from hell if you have the strength. ”
"Is he really not the dragon Ming?" Su Su said to herself, and then pointed her long sword at him, the pitiful look on her face was gone, replaced by a face like frost.
"Say, how to go to hell. Don't say I hacked you!"
“…… No matter how horizontal or vertical, it is inseparable from death. Zhang Dongjun was a little speechless for the woman in front of him who turned her face and turned the book.
"That Sister Susu, even if I tell you where hell is, you won't be able to enter it. Now that the passage between the heavenly realm and hell has been closed, and the immortals can't come out, how can you get in? ”
"Actually, there's a way to get in, unless you turn into a spirit. But by that time, you have been separated from the dragon and the mortal forever, how can you save him? Long Ming said, if I meet you, let me take good care of you, he will not be able to come out for a while, so you better go back to the demon world first. ”
Zhang Dongjun was afraid that this witch would hurt the innocent in the world, so he began to persuade him with kind words.
"I'll go back and ask the clansmen, I hope what you say is the truth, don't think that you look the same as Long Ming, I won't move you, if you dare to lie to me, the old lady will split you alive." ”
After finishing speaking, Su Su turned around and disappeared in place.
Zhang Dongjun let out a long sigh when he saw the witch leave. said to himself: "It's not easy to live in the shadow of others." There are enemies in front of me, lovers in the back, alas, I just want to be myself. ”
After the witch left, Zhang Dongjun came to the rental house with Han Zhu in his arms, and as soon as he opened the door, a fragrance came to his face.
"Meow, it smells so good!"
"It smells so good!"
Zhang Dongjun and Han Qi took a long breath at the same time and said in unison.
Mei will send him to Liu's house in a few days, as for the little Taoist priest and Erdeng have no intention of leaving, they rely on the aura emitted by the immortal tree to cultivate every day.
Recently, there is another god of food, and with the temptation of food, they are even more reluctant to leave.
Zhang Dongjun will go to the fairy tree every time he comes, he has been raising the fairy tree for a few months, and he doesn't know what kind of variety it is, and he doesn't know what fruit it will produce in the future. I just know that if you have it, you don't need to buy an air conditioner in the summer, and you don't need to put an air purifier in the house.
The fairy tree is very psychic, and it knows that the position in the house is not enough, so it inhibits growth. But Zhang Dongjun didn't know how painful it was.
For example, if you want to go to the toilet, but someone locks the toilet door, when you really can't hold it back, you will definitely choose to solve it on the spot, and the fairy tree is the same.
Zhang Dongjun's villa construction period is approaching, and it will be ready to be renovated and moved in soon.
After having lunch at the rental house, Zhang Dongjun touched his round belly and burped contentedly.
This morning, the golden dragon said to himself, there is still half of the dragon qi sealed with the elixir, and the place where the elixir is hidden is in the He's bi.
He has been groping for so long since he got his hands on it, and he still can't find where to hide. So he wanted to gather everyone's IQ to find out the secret.
After lunch, six of me, plus a cat and a cow, all sat cross-legged on the bed in a circle.
"Little brother, you called us to bed, what the hell is going on. Won't you let us play with fried golden flowers?" asked the little Taoist priest with a puzzled expression.
When the god of food heard that he was going to gamble again, he rolled up his sleeves and said excitedly: "Come on, come on, fried golden flowers are much cooler than mahjong." ”
“…… You fucking know how to gamble, so don't call the god of food the god of gambling. Zhang Dongjun glanced at the God of Food, and then took out his mobile phone and took out He's Bi.
He also didn't want to hide the function of having a Qiankun bag in his mobile phone, because the little Taoist priest and the second lamp both had storage magic weapons, and since Mei Du called himself master, it was impossible for him to betray himself.
As soon as He's Bi came out, Erlan said "wow", and then said: "Little donor, this treasure is an antique, right? Look at the texture carved on it, it should be a cultural relic before the Qin Dynasty." Do you want to discuss with us how much it can be worth? The old man also knows a thing or two about antiques, and this treasure is worth at least a few hundred million. ”
"Hundreds of millions, Master, you're going to get rich!" said Mei Du enviously on the side.
Zhang Dongjun ignored them, and said to himself: "This piece of jade is the famous He's Bi, and the address of Qin Shihuang's elixir is hidden in it. ”
"Who can see through the mystery and speak to their heart's content. ”
When Erlan heard this, he took He's Bi in his hand and looked carefully at the light coming in through the window.
After a long time, he said: "Little donor, with the old man's many years of experience, this address is definitely not a note stuffed into the jade. The ancients liked to carve or burn on jade, so why don't we try it with fire, maybe it will be able to show it. ”
The little Taoist priest listened to Erdeng's words, shook his head, and snatched it away: ", this is Baoyu, what should I do if it burns out, your method will definitely not work." ”
"According to what I see, it should be the aura inside, maybe you can let it manifest itself, you look at me!" After the little Taoist priest finished speaking, when the aura of his whole body was about to be injected into it, he was hurriedly stopped by Zhang Dongjun.
When I entered the Void Land, I injected spiritual energy into it, and this method didn't work at all.
"Don't, I've tried your method too, so let's switch to something else. Zhang Dongjun wiped a cold sweat, as long as he entered the Heshi Bi for a few seconds, it would be a few years or even longer inside.
There was no sound or scenery in the Void, let alone any wind and grass. If a person who is not strong-willed lives alone in it for more than ten years, I am afraid that he will directly choose to commit suicide. He didn't want the little Taoist priest to become a dead man after a few seconds.
"Tell me what you think, Merdo, don't be afraid, if you have any ideas, say whatever you want. Zhang Dongjun said to Mei Duchuanxin, who had not spoken.
"I ...... I think there must be something wrong with this. The texture on this jade is a little asymmetrical, do you want to treat them all like a Rubik's cube?" Mei Du was a little unsure of what he thought in his heart, after all, this piece of jade was worth a fortune, and if it was damaged, it would be worth the loss.
"Huh?" Zhang Dongjun was reminded by him, and took a closer look at the texture, it was indeed a little asymmetrical, but this jade was solid and couldn't be rotated at all.
"How can we unlock this secret?" Zhang Dongjun pinned his last hope on the Erlang God and the God of Food.
If you can't find that half of the dragon qi, then your plan to open an academy by yourself will be in vain. (To be continued.) )