Chapter 209

Shabi is a bit of a food fond of eating now. As soon as he heard that Bai Yu was going to give him candy to eat, he immediately forgot his dignity and ran over: "Uncle, give me two more pieces." ”

Bai Yu frightened him: "If you eat too much sugar, you will have a toothache, and then your teeth will fall out, and you won't be able to eat anything." ”

When Shabi heard this, he became honest: "Just give two pieces." ”

Dignity also came over at a glance: "Give me a piece of compensation too." ”

He had never eaten anything human, and now that he saw that Shabi was eating with relish, he dared to be greedy, and he also wanted to eat a piece to repay it.

Bai Yu gave each of them a piece, and then said to Leng Wuya with a smile: "I really didn't expect that one day, I would feed the zombie candy to eat." ”

Everyone laughed: "I can't imagine it, this world is so wonderful!"

Zun Yan carefully put the sugar in his mouth, but he didn't expect that after being a zombie for so long, he would get the taste for the first time, and looked at Bai Yu with eyes glaring: "Uncle, I still want it." ”

His words almost made everyone laugh, Leng Feng covered his stomach and laughed enough before he said: "Zun Yan used to hear that human beings are mothers if they have milk, you zombie is good, you are a grandfather if you have sugar." ”

Shabi was not happy: "Zunyan, stay away from my uncle, that's my corpse uncle!"

Zun Yan looked at him: "Who said that, don't bully me for being a corpse, just think I don't understand anything, tell you, I still know about this, I can't have many lovers, but it's casual to call my uncle." ”

Shabi glared at Zunyan: "If I say no, I can't, you're making a fuss." I'll kill you. ”

Zun Yan raised his legs and ran, he couldn't beat Shabi, this big thick arm was really powerful.

The road was rugged, and the mountain peaks in front of them were towering into the sky, but the young generals ran towards the top of the mountain without hesitation, because they knew that the 10,000-year-old ginseng tree was in the island in the middle of the lake in the Wang Tianchi on the top of the mountain.

"Alas" Zunyan sighed and said: "Thinking about the days when I was a zombie in the past, I have no place to be ashamed, I believe." You'll be just like me. Zunyan turned to Shabi and said. It is said that people do not know each other without fighting. It's the same between corpses and corpses, after they fought a few times, they got closer, at least the current Zunyan looked at Shabi. It's much more pleasing to the eye than before. Don't look at him twice, think he's ugly.

"What's the same as you?" asked Shabi knowingly. Now he has a bit of a liking for teasing Zun Yan. Among these people, he only likes to talk to his uncle, but he is always surrounded by that Leng Wuya. It's hard for him to find a chance to get closer, and the others, Shabi is not very willing to contact, so he only has to chat with Zunyan, plus the two of them are corpses, and they still have some common language.

"Just like me, I don't have a place to be ashamed. Zunyan didn't have as much eyes as Shabi, and he didn't see that Shabi was talking to him on purpose, and he was chatting with people seriously.

"Then why bother" After Zunyan said this, Shabi actually sympathized with Zunyan, and he had no intention of teasing, and some wanted to persuade him. I don't want to see Zunyan look uncomfortable.

"What? Do you still want to be a zombie?" Zun Yan looked at Shabi in confusion: "When a zombie can't even eat it, just now I ate a piece of candy and remembered all the delicious foods I used to eat, I really miss it."

"Don't you want to, aren't we still zombies now? When Shabi Rang Zunyan said this, he was not in a good mood. Besides, it's not up to them to decide now, if they don't want to be zombies, they don't want to be zombies, is this something they can decide? If they do, who doesn't want to be human.

"I don't think so" Zunyan looked very longing, "I always thought that I should be a member of the human race now, just like before, well, yes, just like when I was a human being in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, how good I am, I, I eat, I drink water, I sleep, very happy, very relaxed, alas, in fact, as a human being, that is the happiest thing in the universe." Zun Yan spoke, a psychedelic expression on his face.

"Alas" Shabi also sighed, it looked back at Bai Yu who was talking intimately with Leng Wuya, and said with emotion: "Actually, I have always thought that my uncle is a zombie, if my uncle is really a zombie, then I really don't feel anything bad as a zombie, but at present, my uncle is definitely a human being, so I loosen my mind, I also think that it is still good as a human being, as a human I can be closer to my grandfather, fortunately, I am my grandfather's biological son." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Leng Wuya trembled, knowing that the brains of zombies were not good, he didn't expect it to be so uneasy to use, or how to call Shabi, now Leng Wuya can fully understand the meaning of the name Shabi. Leng Feng picked up another smile on the side, this time he didn't rush to Shabi, but turned his head to look at Bai Yu:

"Xiao Yu, I only know that the little dragon and Xiao Ginseng you gave birth to are more beautiful than the other, but I didn't expect you to lose this trip, and you have new skills, and you can even give birth to zombies. ”

Leng Zhong was also happy on the side: "Yes, Xiaolong and Xiaoshen look like children, but how can this Shabi look older than you." ”

Leng Chao smiled: "I don't think you gave birth to him, if you say that he gave birth to you, some people may believe it." ”

Bai Yu glared at them angrily: "How boring you are one by one, what a zombie says, you also take it seriously." ”

Leng Feng said: "We won't take what he said seriously, but the topic he said is too violent, and people can't ask about it." ”

Bai Yu glared at him: "You can't ask if you want to, what's the matter, who is still beating you without asking?"

Leng Feng shook his head: "That's not it, the main reason is that curiosity can't stand it." ”

Leng Zhong said with a smile on the side: "Now Xiao Yu is a half-corpse body, I can't say that he can really give birth to a little zombie." ”

Leng Wuya glared at them, and several people didn't dare to raise the bar with Bai Yu.

"What?" Zun Yan widened its zombie eyes, and looked back at Bai Yu, there is no doubt that Zun Yan has long been infected by Bai Yu's handsome and elegant demeanor, its desire to love Bai Yu can be described as scorching and majestic, as soon as he heard that the zombie Shabi was born by Bai Yu, and what is it, biological, I can't help but envy, jealousy and hatred are like ten thousand horses galloping in the desert Trembling and foggy.

"You, your so-called uncle, father, gave birth to you?" although I don't remember the past. In Kezun Yan's memory, it seems to be his own, it must be his mother or father, and he has never heard of any uncle's biological child.

"What do you mean by the so-called my uncle? Why do you call it? Tell you, it doesn't matter, my own uncle and father are born to me, this matter has already formed a foregone conclusion, the big corpse mound is the matchmaker, and Taibai Mountain testifies. The second grandfather did it himself. It is also difficult to change who is Tamar's. When Shabi said this, he looked extremely proud.

"" Zunyan was stimulated, and when he thought of the zombie who could be intimate with Bai Yu, it was not himself. If you are angry, you won't fight in one place. In desperation. He asked Shabi like a cannon: "Why is he your grandfather? Why are you born to you? Hmph, uncle, is it uncle or father? If it is uncle." You don't belong to the immediate family, you can't be biological, if it's a father, your father belongs to the immediate family, but it can't be biological, Dad, as a man, how can there be a womb to give birth to you, a man doesn't have a uterus, are you born in his bladder or rectum? Besides, you are a zombie, how can people give birth to you? A big living man gives birth to a zombie, damn, this world is very exciting, ahh ”

Speaking of this, Leng Feng pointed his finger at Leng Wuya and the others, "The zombies who said that they have no memory and don't understand anything?"

Bai Shi was also stunned and said: "Yes, if you are not in the womb, you may have more knowledge in this area than me." ”

Bai Ling smiled: "Maybe he doesn't remember anything else, but he just remembers this aspect." ”

Leng Wuya also smiled: "Before, I didn't see him say so much, but I didn't expect that after meeting Shabi, the two of them quarreled with each other and woke up a lot of their previous memories." ”

Leng Chao nodded: "If it goes on like this, it won't be long before they really turn into half-corpses and then turn into humans." ”

Bai Yu's eyes lit up when he heard this: "What you said makes sense, after all, they already think that human food is delicious." ”

The humans were chatting about the two zombies, and Shabi and Zunyan didn't know anything about it, and continued to argue there.

"Don't be like this" Shabi was still smiling, with a dead virtue of being cheap and obedient: "My uncle is my uncle or my father, this is the title of my relatives, I will simply come to someone who has never been before or after in order to be one step closer, uncle." ”

Everyone looked at Bai Yu, and Leng Feng was about to laugh: "It turns out that the origin of this uncle is like this, fortunately, the zombies are stupid, if you still remember the words of your parents, call you your parents, I really can't get used to it." ”

Bai Yu glared at him: "Uncle, there is nothing to get used to, and it is not very pleasant." ”

Bai Shi said: "Then we have to line up well, Xiao Yu is his grandfather, and I want to be his second grandfather." ”

Bai Shi's words, as soon as he said this, Qin Shou said on the side: "If you want to, start with the third child, I am already his second grandfather." ”

Bai Shi glared: "Why?"

Qin Shou said with a smile: "I was born and died together in the big zombie grave with Xiao Yu." ”

Everyone didn't dare to fight with him when they heard it, and they began to sign up one by one, Bai Yu looked at Leng Wuya: "Brother Leng, what should he call you?"

Leng Feng smiled: "If he calls you Uncle Daddy, he will call Uncle Xiaoya Daddy." ”

Leng Chao laughed: "Hahaha, it's the first time I've heard this title." ”

No matter how human beings make trouble with other people's zombies, they are still arguing vigorously, Shabi said this, he seemed very excited, and he said emotionally: "My own uncle and father gave birth to me, whether it is bladder or rectum, you are not a child, how can the bladder or rectum drop? What do you mean is that I am my uncle peeing out or pulling out, what's wrong? What's wrong?" Bladder or rectum, after all, is an inseparable body organ directly under my uncle as a human being, as a zombie, I can access these human organs, it is better than you, hum, better than you soaking in lion poop, hum. (The cause of the salt and lion dung is explained above.) )

Bai Yu covered his face when he heard it, what a rectum, he was so angry that he was about to stand up and not let them say anything, but while watching the excitement, Leng Feng, who was not afraid of big things, covered Bai Yu's mouth and persuaded: "Xiao Yu, you don't care about them, let them quarrel, just give us a genealogy, how do men give birth." ”

Bai Shi said with a smile: "You have to study hard, maybe your family Xiaotian will come out of the space that day." Let you give him a boy and a girl. ”

Leng Feng glared at Bai Shi: "It's as if your small domain won't let you live." ”

Leng Chao watched the two of them raise the bar, affecting the two zombies to quarrel, so he stopped their behavior at that time: "Don't make a fuss, watch carefully." ”

"You" Zunyan was exposed to his shortcomings, and the boss in his heart was unhappy, he looked back at the handsome white feather again, and then looked at the zombie Shabi who was similar to himself around him, and couldn't help but feel a little aggrieved: "I sacrificed my life to recruit corpse-devouring termites and drove away our former corpse, our old leader Spian." I saved all of you. Including your grandfather, of course. ”

Speaking of this, Leng Er gave him a thumbs up and began to comment: "Don't say it." Thank you so much. At that time, I thought that this was the end of this life. Unexpectedly, in another village of Liu'an Huaming, Comrade Zunyan rushed out and rescued them all. “

Leng Wuya also nodded: "I didn't expect it." Now after the end of the world, zombies are more emotional than some humans. ”

Leng Chao smiled: "What do I think of this kid always looking at Xiao Yu, it's not that he has a crush on Xiao Yu to save us." ”

Leng Zhong shook his head: "So what, Bai Yu is so good, anyone likes it very much, and it is normal for a zombie to have a crush on him." ”

"What's this?" Sabi said disdainfully: "Save them, I have made an incomparably great contribution, without me simply and effectively cracking Spian's ability technique, they are still tied up, here, of course, including my grandfather." ”

"Shabi" Bai Yu called out to Shabi, who was fighting with Zun Yan in front.

Bai Yu has been tortured by the big corpse mound and the zombies for too long, and his physical fitness has become weaker and weaker, and he doesn't know how to do it? Only when he comes into contact with zombies, his body feels better, probably because the zombie poison in his body is getting bigger and bigger.

"Shabi, you can carry me and go" Bai Yu stood out and became weak, his eyes were confused, his lips were black, and he looked weak.

"Little brother" Qin Shou stood up: "If you want to carry it, I have to carry it, you don't know, how willing I am to carry you." ”

"Ah no" Bai Yu said stubbornly: "Shabi is a good, well, good, just use Shabi." ”

"That's right" Shabi happily ran towards Bai Yu, and before running, he didn't forget to make a zombie grimace on Zun Yan.

Leng Wuya is unwilling, how can his daughter-in-law let others carry it, and looked at Bai Yu: "Xiao Yu, why did you go to the big zombie grave and have a share with me?"

Bai Yu shook his head: "No." ”

Leng Wuya looked at him: "Then why did you let Shabi carry you and didn't let me carry you." ”

Bai Yu thought for a while and said to Leng Wuya: "My body is very uncomfortable now, and I will only get better after coming into contact with zombies." ”

Leng Wuya looked at Bai Yu's blue and black lips and stepped aside.

base

Old Man Leng asked his three sons to be dragged to Leng Jue's house, and the two daughters-in-law did not follow in politely. Old Man Leng looked at his sons curiously: "What do you mean by this?"

Leng Jue said: "Dad, we all heard it just now, did you make an appointment with Uncle Li tonight?"

When Leng Jue asked this, Old Man Leng's old face turned red, but when he thought of it, he had already told the child about chasing Old Man Li anyway, and immediately glared at his eldest son: "What's the matter, do you think there's anything wrong?"

Leng Jue shook his head: "There's nothing wrong with this, it's just that we want to dress you up." ”

After speaking, he waved his hand: "Jiang Hui, I hope you two will go up!"

Jiang Hui was holding a comb in his hand, and Qi Pan was holding a nutrient solution in his hand. Xiang Leng smiled sweetly, Old Man Leng was frightened, and said to Leng Yan: "Second son, how do I think your sister-in-law and your daughter-in-law are so terrifying today." ”

Leng Yan smiled when he heard it: "Dad, do you look at the horror of the two of them, or look at the horror of the things they are holding in their hands." ”

Old Man Leng thought for a while: "Let's talk about things, you have been marrying them for so long, and you have given birth to our old Leng family, and now it is not good to say that the two of them are scary." ”

As soon as Old Man Leng finished speaking, Jiang Hui and Qi Pan's bodies shook, and Leng Xi shouted on the side: "Sister-in-law, second sister-in-law, you must resist it!"

Old Man Leng looked at the two daughters-in-law with a smile: "Don't you dare to scare me!"

Jiang Huipi said with a smile: "Dad, you sit down first, let us clean up for you." ”

Old Man Leng jumped to the side and stayed away from the chair: "No, put away all the things in your hands." I don't use this. ”

Qi Pan shook the nutrient solution in his hand: "Then how can it be done, on such an important occasion, you have to dress up for anything, you are not as good as Uncle Li, if you don't dress up, the gap is too big." ”

Old Man Leng glared at Leng Jue and Leng Yan angrily: "Boss, second child, when you are fine, give your daughters-in-law a good lesson, and teach them how to be filial to their father-in-law." ”

Of course Leng Jue didn't admit it, but his daughter-in-law didn't cause trouble. Can't let the daughter-in-law suffer unjustifiable: "Dad." It was the second brother and sister who said that you are not as good as Uncle Li's spirit, and I am afraid that you will be compared. My Xiaohui didn't say anything. ”

glared at the eldest brother coldly: "Brother, how did you become an elder brother, it's just such a thing." What kind of responsibility are you pushing? ”

After speaking, he glanced at the cold old man: "I'm talking." My little hope is not wrong. Originally, our father was not as good as Uncle Li. ”

Speaking of this, I have another confidence: "Having said that, it was because of my family's Xiaoya that my father and Uncle Li met." In any case, there is also a credit to Xiao Pan. ”

Old Man Leng looked at his sons and daughters-in-law, and he didn't need anything else, just find me more energetic clothes, and turned around and went out. Jiang Hui was amused when he heard it: "You wait for us, Qi Pan and I will go to Li Min, let's connect them in series, and let the two of them go out in couple clothes today." ”

Leng Yan looked at Leng Jue: "Brother, the ancients didn't deceive me, it's really difficult for villains and women to raise." ”

Leng Xi said on the side: "Yes, that's why I didn't look for a woman." ”

glared at him coldly: "But you didn't look for a man either." ”

Leng Xi was unconvinced: "Xiaobo is a man. ”

said coldly: "But he's not human!"

Leng Xi said angrily: "You are not human. ”

glared at him coldly: "Aren't you scolding?"

Turned his head to look at Leng Jue: "Big brother, he scolds!"

Leng Jue glared at him: "Who made you say that Xiaobo is not human." ”

Coldly unconvinced: "But I'm telling the truth." ”

Leng Xi snorted: "What's wrong with him being a demon, I just like it." ”

The two of them made their Leng Laosan numb half of his body, and said coldly: "Our dad is gone, and I'm going back, so I won't discuss Xiaobo's attributes with you." ”

Leng Xi snorted: "I'll leave too, who wants to discuss it with you." ”

said that Jiang Hui and Qi Pan came to Li Min, and said to Li Min: "We just want these two old ones to wear couple clothes tonight." ”

Li Min's eyes widened at the moment: "You guys are too thoughtful, okay." Let's see what kind of clothes they have both. ”

Jiang Hui shook his head: "Their clothes are not the same, their dressing habits are different, if we want them to wear the same clothes, we have to go to the warehouse and pick out two clothes of the same style for them there." ”

Li Min and Qi Pan nodded when they heard this, and the three of them came to the warehouse together, the guards here, how dare they slack off, this base is the Leng family, and now in the last days, not only can they give them a bowl of rice to eat, but also let them live without worry, they are happy to do the things that the Leng family has to do.

The three of them entered the warehouse, there was a small department store here, although it was not as complete as the things in Xiao Yu's space, but it was not too little. The three of them came to the men's cabinet, and Jiang Hui said: "My dad likes formal wear, and he always wears a stiff dress when he has nothing to do." ”

Li Min said: "My dad likes to be casual and always dresses casually. ”

Qi Pan said: "Then find out if there is a style of clothing that can neutralize the habits of both of them." ”

Jiang Hui pointed to a men's windbreaker on the shelf and said: "I think this one is very good, it looks generous, it can also be regarded as formal wear, and it also goes with leisure." ”

Qi Pan and Li Min also took a fancy to it, and Li Min looked at the number and took two pieces. Jiang Hui was curious: "How can I get two pieces for Uncle Li?"

Li Min smiled: "I think this is good, so I took one for my family B. ”

Jiang Hui and Qi Pan were not polite when they heard this, and they both took one for their husbands. If you choose a good outerwear, you can choose the others, pants and shirts, all of which are easy to match. Also, the shoes are also chosen. The three of them walked out with a big bag, and they still asked Xiao Jin to toss these things back.

As soon as he went back, several people sent the clothes to the two old men, and the old man Leng was very satisfied with the appearance of the clothes, and the old man Li also felt good. But they don't know now that the clothes of the two of them are the same, and if they wear them out, they are lovers. (To be continued......)