Chapter 5 The Director of Cleanliness, Defacing Documents
Liang Tianyu complained that it was just a trivial matter, and it was not a big problem for Li Su to be discovered by the building manager, and the biggest difficulty we faced now was how to search the director's office on the third floor in five minutes.
Liang Tianyu has analyzed and said that we must solve the problem in the few minutes after the people on the third floor are cleaned and before the door of the teaching building is locked. This is the time when we are best to "commit crimes". But the question is, can we really solve the problem in such a short time?
I was muttering in my heart, when Liang Tianyu next to me suddenly leaned into my ear and whispered: "Yan Shifei, you and Shi Dalong hurry to that office now, Li Su and I will find a way to drag the building manager for a while and let her lock the door later." Remember, be quick. We'll only have 10 minutes more at most. ”
"Ten minutes, okay, I'll try. ”
"Okay, be careful. ”
While talking, the elevator came to the third floor, and when the elevator door opened, we saw Li Su with his head down and sneaky in the elevator. Liang Tianyu squeezed into the elevator without saying a word and stood with Li Su, while I took advantage of the chaos of the people around me entering the elevator, pulled the fat man and went straight to the director's office of the Academy of Arts.
The location of the director's office is on the innermost side of the corridor on the third floor, which is very secluded, and it is estimated that few people come, which provides some convenience for our operation. But again, this position is also a problem, and if someone walks in this direction, it will definitely block us up, and there is no place to hide.
In addition, judging from the previous operation in the two offices on the fourth floor. Even if Liang Tianyu and Li Su dragged the building manager aunt and fought for another ten minutes, it is estimated that the time will not be enough, because the time spent on unlocking the lock alone is almost five minutes.
I thought about it for a long time, and when I knew that the fat man had endured great pain and finally opened the door, I made an important decision.
"Fatty, after the wood carver enters for a while, you immediately put my body up, and then join Liang Tianyu and them and leave here. ”
"What do you mean?"
"That's what it means. You take my body with you first. That way, we don't have to worry about all four of us being in the school building. ”
"And what about this little wood carver?"
"After I get the notice, I will instruct the little woodcarver to find a place to hide, and I will come here early tomorrow morning to get the things back. In this way, no one will be able to find us. ”
"Hey. What a great idea. ”
"Hmm. Remember not to push too hard when moving my body. And also. Looking at the time, it was eleven o'clock and woke me up. Do you understand?"
"Understood. ”
"Okay, then I'm in. ”
After explaining clearly to the fat man, I no longer had any hesitation, took out the wood carving figure and put it by the door, squatted down, pointed a finger at it, and the perspective in front of me suddenly changed.
I turned around and waved my hand at the fat man who had been staring at me behind me, only to see him nod and say in a low voice: "Lao Yan, I won't close the door for you, and it is estimated that no one will come over at this time, you be careful yourself, let's see you later." ”
After saying this, the fat man bent down to put my body up and disappeared in the door in an instant.
Okay, the fat man is gone, I believe that after he joins Liang Tianyu and Li Su, he will definitely be able to escape from the sight of the aunt in charge of the building.
Then there is no need for me to be in a hurry now, there is still more than an hour between this moment and eleven o'clock.
I paced slowly to my desk, ready to use the "cornice walking" skill I had learned after transforming into a wood carver. But who knows, I jumped up, and I obviously felt the handle of the bottom drawer, but I didn't succeed in hanging my body, but slipped down and fell back to the ground.
What's going on?,It's been easy to climb the table before.。
I looked up at the desk in front of me carefully, and it was the same as the desks in other offices, so how could it fail.
Could it be that you are too relaxed and use too much force?
I took a few steps back, ran up, and leaped up again, this time with both arms completely on the spit drawer handle.
The body finally hung up, but when I wanted to stretch out my feet and climb up, the soles of my feet suddenly slipped and the whole person fell back to the ground again.
The fall shook me and made me feel like my whole body was going to fall apart, and at the same time, I realized why I couldn't climb up.
Because this desk is so clean.
Of course, this is not to say that other people's desks are not clean, but this one is so eerily clean, so clean that even the bottom drawer handle has been polished and shiny, as if it had touched wax.
The head of the art academy can't be a cleanliness fetish, right?
Realizing what the problem was, I almost broke down inside. Fortunately, I came up with a way to let the fat man go first, otherwise we would have been doomed to spend the night in the teaching building of this art academy tonight, because in the current situation, I would not be able to climb this desk for more than ten or twenty minutes.
Alas, you say that this person, what's wrong with it, you have to have a habit of cleanliness, it's just a habit of cleanliness, why delay other people's affairs.
Faced with this unsolvable problem of lying on the table, the only thing I can think of is to find another tool that can support my feet. I couldn't move anything too big, I couldn't move anything too small, and I ended up looking at the plastic broom that was erected behind the door.
I can barely drag that thing, drag the broom over and erect it on the edge of the table and climb up the broom pole, and it should be able to jump to the table. Of course, if the director of the art academy is so clean that he has to wipe and wax even the broom, then I will accept my fate, turn around and leave, and no longer want to steal.
Fortunately, the other party has not been perverted to that extent.
After a few tosses, I finally climbed onto this desk, thinking that once I got up, things would be easy. But when I saw everything in front of me, I realized that the ordeal had just begun.
The whole table was clean, from where I had climbed up to the middle of the table. There's nothing in this area.
In the middle of the table was a computer monitor, the strangest monitor I've ever seen in my life, because it had a beautiful wrapping paper on top of it. Except for the screen, the entire display is wrapped in wrapping paper, and there is a small opening next to the base, from which the power cord and the host cable of the monitor extend straight out, and then neatly follow the small opening in the desk to the bottom of the desk.
I dare say it's one of the weirdest ways I've ever seen to handle a computer.
Beyond the computer monitor, the first is an ordinary pen case. The pen case is full of pens. This kind of filling is the kind of real filling. Dozens of pens of different styles are trapped together, and the entire pen case is stuffed to the brim in order from low to high, from inside to out. It feels like if you grab one of them, and you can lift the entire pen case.
On the other side of the pen case is a file holder fixed to the corner of the desk. The entire shelf was filled with folders and file boxes of the same size. The distance between the two objects is the same. An inch is not much, an inch is not much.
On one side of the shelf, on the other corner of the desk, there are several books. The books are arranged online in order from largest to smallest, and the sealing and bottom edges of all the books happen to be flush with the edge of the desk.
Seeing this, the only word that can pop up in my heart is "change" and "state".
I dare to say that this director is no longer simply clean, he must have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he is also the most malignant and advanced patient in obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Oh my God, such a person has come to be a teacher, so how harsh she is on the students!
I silently mourned my classmates at the Art Academy for a few seconds, and then carefully moved to the file shelf.
After all, the school building should have been locked by now, and no one will come here again. I also have plenty of time, about an hour for me to find what I want.
In this case, I shouldn't have any mental burden.
But now, I was more nervous than I had been in the other two vice presidents' offices.
I'm afraid that I will touch something crooked a little, and when the director comes to work tomorrow, I will find something abnormal.
The first folder was pulled out, and with all my strength, I gently laid the folder, which was two sizes larger than my body now, on the table.
I tried hard, but I still couldn't control the rhythm, and a careless hand let the folder slip and slammed on the table with a "pop".
The sound rang in my ears, and my heart almost jumped out of my heart. To make matters worse, I saw that the pencil case and the books were shaking. I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always look at a pen popping up with an extra head.
I rushed over as fast as I could to press the pen back into place, and then I noticed that the cap was a little crooked, and I adjusted it for a while.
After doing this, for a long time after that, I didn't dare to do anything other than calm my nerves.
I really want to curse, really!
It's not like that.,Isn't it just an office.,Why is it like an operating table.,Who comes in once and disinfects the whole body.。
"Calm, you have to be calm. Actually, it's not all bad that it's so neat and clean. Just like our bulletin sheet, which was sent on Friday, if it was really here, then this teacher would definitely put the bulletin list in the first folder. So, I just need to open this folder and I'm sure I'll be able to find what I'm looking for easily!
I encouraged myself in my heart, took a deep breath, reached out and opened the folder in front of me, and the first thing that caught my eye was the big black word "Tong" on my head.
Then I looked back, and when the words "newspaper", "criticism", and "comment" were also imprinted in my mind, I was about to fly with excitement.
"Circulars of criticism...... Written below...... Yan is right and wrong, ah, there is my name, yes, this is it! It is done, I found it, I finally found it!"
My heart was so excited that I went to the bulletin sheet and kissed it twice.
"It's really Huang Tian who lives up to his wishes, cough cough, calm down, still have to be calm, the revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard. ”
I calmed down my excitement and hurriedly pulled out this notification slip, fortunately this folder is the kind with clips, if it is a plastic film packaging style, it would be too obvious that I pulled out a document.
Well, now it's time to get everything back to its original state and find a place to destroy this ticket.
With that in mind, I tried to roll up the bulletin slip and throw it off the table, then turned back and closed the folder...... Wait, what's going on?
I was about to close the folder again, when I suddenly noticed that the document pressed under the bulletin slip was a little wrong with the first document as soon as I opened the folder.
"Why are there so many stains on this?"
I leaned in and took a closer look through the moonlight outside the window, and noticed that this dark A4 cardboard card had a strange identity.
The top half of the paper is a color, and from a third of the way down, the color changes abruptly, and when it reaches the bottom of the paper, the color is so dark that it is impossible to see what should be written on it. And this color change is very irregular, and there are bloody drop-shaped stains on the upper part of it. The overall feeling was that someone had spilled ink on it.
That's not right.
Judging from the layout of the entire office, the director of this art academy must be a BT character in the late stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder with a full level of cleanliness, how could he put a dirty document in a folder?
Even if I were in such a situation, I would have reprinted the document.
Could it be that this thing is so important that you can't even print an extra copy?
I looked up with curiosity, and saw that the words on the head of this document were "Welcome Party Program List".
The program of the welcome party, what is important about this thing.
Could it be that the program is deliberately designed in the form of this color gradient?
I slowly reached out and rubbed the stain on the paper a few times, who knew this, and I clearly felt that the stain was a bulge on the paper, and as I moved harder, the stain faded slightly.
I'm going, is it so amazing, what the hell is it?
I withdrew my hand and sniffed at the tip of my nose, but I didn't smell anything, and I couldn't figure it out.
Suddenly, I heard a loud "bang" on the other side of the office, and then the bright light of the voice-activated lights in the corridor shone through the open door.
At that moment, I was so scared that I was about to suffocate.
Why did someone come at this time? )