Lin Xiu naturally wouldn't say the last sentence, otherwise it would take a long time to explain what the Tosaka family plan is, but the sentence that Japanese female high school student ** is the first in the world immediately angered all the female high school students present. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What do you mean? Do you want to fight?" The first person to slap the table was not Rin Tosaka, but Aoko Aosaki, a former high school girl.

With the nickname of the human rocket launcher, Aoko's temper is naturally not much better, although he has always been a trustworthy student president or something like the image of ordinary people, but in fact, Aoko Aosaki is a downright temper.

If you don't agree with each other, you will do it, and with a slap down, a good solid wood table will shatter in response, and Rin Tosaka, who is still lying on the table and not getting up, let out a sigh and fall to the ground, and two lines of bright red nosebleeds slowly flow out.

“…… Sorry, this is a ...... Accidentally. "Aoko Aosaki is very embarrassed, don't overdo it, accidentally injuring a teammate, it's a shame to say it. The lowest-level magic apprentices don't necessarily make this kind of mistake, and she Aoko Aozaki is a magician who stands at the top of magic, but she makes such a low-level mistake.

In order to cover up his mistakes, Qingzi said the word mistake as an accident with a clear conscience. It's like saying that it's not her who is wrong, but the world (time) realm (minister).

"Don't you want to admit it? It is said that the proportion of high school girls in Japan is about 30%, I wonder if this statement is true?" Lin Xiu said and looked at Emiya Kiritsugu, who was reading the newspaper on the side.

"It's true, to be more precise, the proportion of girls in the third year of high school who do this is as high as 44.7%, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the first in the world. Emiya Kiritsugu said something terrifying with an expressionless face: "If it weren't for watching Sakura grow up, I wouldn't even agree to her falling in love with Shirou." ”

"How is this possible!" Rin Tosaka wiped her nosebleed, her expression was sluggish when she heard the news, and the same shock was Aoko Aosaki and Sakura Makiri, these eldest ladies were completely unaware of the suffering of the world, and they couldn't believe what Emiya Kiritsugu said.

"Japan is a developed country. Holding a glass of chili water, Kalian took a sip and said slowly: "Because it is a developed country, consumption is high, and because Japan has few land resources and a concentrated population, it has led to another increase in consumption in places where the population is concentrated, and the employment pressure is extremely great...... This makes the pocket money that parents give their children is not abundant, and girls like to dress up, and there is a ...... of comparison"

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, I'm done, if you want to eat, eat it quickly. Lin Xiu pointed to the various pastries in front of him and said, "Don't say anything about eating, don't say anything about sleeping, if you have anything to say, I'll talk about it after eating." ”

"It's so fast! how is this possible!" Yuzao looked at Lin Xiu in disbelief, he had just seen this guy kneading the dough, how could it be done all at once!

"I just used the Golden Great Technique to speed up the time of the designated things within a radius of one meter around me by 1,000 times. ”

"Is this okay?" Tamamo and Emiya Shirou looked at Lin Xiu speechlessly, saying that he was cheating, his breakfast was indeed made by himself, but it was said that he didn't cheat, and he felt a little unhappy in his heart.

"Potstickers, wontons, glutinous rice balls, dumplings, all kinds of noodles, buns, and flatbread fritters, in short, I have eaten all the pasta breakfast for you, you can try it." ”

"Is Chinese food delicious, but how should I eat it?" Alice Phil held a knife and fork, looking at the bun in front of her very confusedly.

"It's too light. Yan Feng Qili glanced at the chili sauce prepared by Lin Xiu with disdain, how could this kind of hot sauce suitable for ordinary people satisfy him?

"It's so hot! Illya grumbled and stuck out her little tongue, glaring at Lin Xiu very dissatisfied, completely unaware of how stupid she was to stuff a soup bag into her mouth in one bite.

"Alas, I'm a monk, and the monks don't get involved in meat, so you didn't pay attention to it, bad reviews. The Awakened Man held a leek box and nibbled on it while giving Lin Xiu a bad review. Buddhism's five meats, there are leeks in them.

In short, a team of people gave all kinds of bad reviews, quite a feeling of picking bones in the eggs, and the only one who said justice was Rin Tosaka: "This Chinese food is actually better than what I make! Are you a man, cooking is so good, how can a woman live!"

In the end, the judges gave Lin Xiu a score of 3.8 points, which made Lin Xiu have to sigh: a group of pig teammates!

And the next Emiya Shirou and Tamamo mae, scored 7.5 and 6.6 points respectively, and Tamamo lost one game first. And the reason for Tamamo's loss is even recognized by Tamamo himself: as a good wife and mother, he should not make a too rich and time-consuming breakfast.

So, after lunch and dinner, Tamamo ended the game with a strong attitude. The only two who didn't give Yuzao a full score were Yan Feng Qili and Karen, a father and daughter, but considering that the two of them had a different sense of taste from ordinary people, giving a low score was instead complimenting others for doing a good job.

"Madan, I swear, this is the most boring Holy Grail War, there is no Holy Grail, and there are not a few normal referees......" Lin Xiu resentfully ate the dinner he had cooked, today's dinner was sashimi made by foxes, sashimi and the like, and the smell alone made him nauseous.

Maybe it was out of revenge, or maybe it was out of the need for the game, not long after the dinner, Lin Xiu announced the start of a new round of competition: the housework competition.

A room of four and a half stacks for one person, filled with all sorts of garbage, requires an hour to tidy up and an hour to decorate it. The purpose of the room is a bedroom, so when decorating, it should be in line with the theme of the bedroom.

The contestants are still the same as before, and unlike before, Gilgamesh, who disappeared for a day, also arrives here. After casually eating some food made by Rin Tosaka, Gilgamesh picked a room where no one was there and slept in.

"The concubine is furnished in a room called a four-and-a-half stack called happiness, with bookshelves, closets, and tables that can be stored, and a bed large enough for one person to sleep on...... Hmm, the concubine actually made such a big mistake! This game is the concubine who lost!"

Inexplicably, Yuzao Qian admitted his failure, although Lin Xiu didn't know what mistakes Yuzao had made, he didn't hesitate to let the three rooms disappear. To be honest, after looking at the room in front of Tamamo, he was not sure that he would win with the room he had arranged.

"The concubine actually arranged a single bed, this is really an unforgivable mistake, as a good wife, she actually forgot to serve her husband at night, and the bed arranged by the concubine is far smaller than that arranged by the two, and the concubine loses. ”

Emiya Shirou: "Ha, it's just your carelessness, our victory is just luck, luck, haha......" Emiya Shirou will not admit that he has the habit of kicking the quilt, so he made his bed relatively large.

Lin Xiu wiped the sweat from his forehead, he was so lucky to win this time, he was used to making a bed for three or four people to sleep on, it was really a good habit, and it was not without benefit to have more wives.

"Then the last one, the content is the performance, being able to sing a song to relieve fatigue to your beloved, or dancing a beautiful dance is a skill that a virtuous helper should have......" Lin Xiutian shamelessly made up lies, in his mind, no matter how you sing and move the soul, it can't withstand my fat roar.

With the hypnotic skill of singing, there is absolutely no reason why he would lose to anyone else!

However, the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny, "Oh, acting, my dear master, leave the show to me Elizabeth Bartoli, as the world's No. 1 Jitter, I will definitely win this fight." ”

Lin Xiu: "I ......"

"Don't worry, my dear master, I'll be merciful and won't make her too embarrassed!"

Lin Xiu: "Hehe, it's good if you're happy...... I choose a dog leash. ”