Chapter 614: Three Uses of Cats
"Your Majesty, it's time for dinner. ”
In the imperial study, Father-in-law Yu came to Lu Qian's side and reminded him carefully.
Hearing this, Lu Qian raised his head from the pile of folds, put down his pen, exhaled a light breath of turbidity, and when he looked up, he found that the sky outside the door was dark and the stars were shining.
This emperor is indeed not a human being, and at the end of the day, he is so busy that he doesn't even have time to eat.
Too many officials have to ask for instructions, and they have to go to the same thing about sesame mung beans, and he can only give instructions one by one.
He also wants to delegate power and go to practice and play by himself, but not now.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it's been hard work today, go back and rest early. Lu Qian smiled, and said to the elders.
"Your Majesty has worked hard! ”
Su Qiuyu and the others secretly breathed a sigh of relief, bowed and retreated.
After the people left, Lu Qian got up and prepared to go to the East Palace to accompany the two ladies to dinner.
As soon as I got out of the imperial study, I saw a snow-white shadow, standing next to the jade pillar not far away.
It's Shen Zishuang.
As soon as Lu Qian saw her, he smiled: "The royal cat over there, if you don't come to salute, do you want to cure you for a big crime of disrespect and then deduct your money?"
Shen Zishuang's face flushed, and she floated over in one step, and said with some restraint: "Zishuang, no, Weichen greets Your Majesty." ”
"Okay, don't be polite, accompany me. ”
Lu Qian waved his hand casually.
"Good. ”
Shen Zishuang's face was flushed, like a little lady, following Lu Qian's side.
She was a little apprehensive and in a trance.
Why did you become a first-class imperial guard?
What does the title 'Royal Cat' mean?
Thinking together, he immediately scratched his heart like a mouse, and his eyes were aimed at Lu Qian from time to time, wanting to ask but not daring to ask.
Lu Qian sensed her gaze and glanced at her: "Why, you only found out now that I am handsome and chic, and my spirit is unparalleled? If you want to see it, you can watch it directly, don't be so sneaky, people who don't know still think that you are going to assassinate me." ”
Bah. This product is as shameless as ever.
Shen Zishuang secretly spitted, but the corners of her mouth showed a smile, she put her little hands behind her back, poked her head and asked, "Your Majesty, why did you call me a royal cat, do you want me to catch mice in the palace?"
When Lu Qian heard this, he paused, looked back at Shen Zishuang, and sighed, "Come, you come closer." ”
"Huh?"
Shen Zishuang's face flushed, she didn't know what to think, and there was a little shyness in her eyes.
With a roll of his eyes, he leaned over again.
Lu Gan listened attentively, and frowned slightly: "No, why don't you have the sound of water in your head." ”
Shen Zishuang paused for a moment, and then figured out that Lu Qian was scolding her for having water in her head, no, there was a lot of water, her beautiful eyes immediately stared, and her cheeks bulged, like a hamster.
"Don't be angry, think about it, the palace is heavily guarded, and the Flying Heaven Realm masters patrol around, what do you say that the rats can avoid the detection of the Flying Heaven Realm masters?
Lu Qian said with a smile.
When Shen Zishuang thought about it, her face turned red, and she couldn't get angry anymore.
Seeing her so stupid and cute, Lu Qian couldn't help but look worried, shook his head and sighed lightly: "Alas, I suddenly feel worried for you." I'm happy for you again. With your intelligence, I'm lucky to have met me, otherwise, you don't know how many times you've been sold when you're out and about. Also, what will you do if the child you have in the future is as stupid as you!"
“......”
Shen Zishuang's head hung lower, and her face was flushed.
Suddenly, she bit her lip with silver teeth, looked up and asked, "Then what is the purpose of Your Majesty to make me a royal cat?"
"Cats?"
Lu Qian smiled and said, "It's nothing more than three usages." ”
"What are the three uses?"
Shen Zishuang's eyes suddenly widened, extremely curious.
"The first way to use it is to look at the home nursing home. Lu Qian glanced at Shen Zishuang: "It's just that you come to see the home nursing home, I'm afraid that you will open the door for him when the thief comes." ”
It's hurting me again!
This sentence made Shen Zishuang grit her teeth in anger, and snorted: "What about the second and third usages?"
"The second way to use it is also very simple, which is to use it as a pillow. As for the third usage......"
When Lu Qian said this, he paused and smiled meaningfully: "Naturally, I hold it in my arms and stroke it slowly." ”
Suddenly, Shen Zishuang was like a steamed prawn, white and red, steaming, her little head was about to hang down to the ground, and she was too ashamed to look up at people.
Sure enough, the thin-skinned girl is really lovely.
Seeing that Shen Zishuang was so shy, Lu Qian shook his head and sighed lightly, if he changed to Yu Zhiqiu, he was afraid that he would tease him in turn.
Just thinking about it, Shen Zishuang's blood qi suddenly accelerated, and her heartbeat was pounding, and it was extremely clear.
Before Lu Qian could react, her whole temperament changed suddenly, and her whole person was like a red-hot sword immersed in cold water, cooling down suddenly.
Then, Shen Zishuang raised her head, her eyes were dark, and a cold and silent light flashed.
"Huh?"
Lu Qian felt the pure and sharp sword intent in her body, her smile stiffened, and her brows furrowed: "That, white frost, why did you come out?"
My sister was thinking about something bad, and she fainted in shame. ”
Shen Baishuang's face was expressionless, and he spit out a sentence coldly.
“......”
Lu Qian had nothing to say for a while.
Isn't this just a midfield substitution, how to do it in the future?
"Uh, can you come back in exchange for your sister?" Lu Qian tilted his head and asked tentatively.
"No, you can't. ”
Shen Baishuang said coldly.
"Okay. ”
Lu Qian sighed helplessly and waved his hand: "Let's go, let's go find Youxue, and Ji Yao, if you want Xuannu or Su Su, you can also go out of the palace to find them directly." ”
Shen Baishuang didn't speak, just nodded silently, standing behind Lu Gan, following like a shadow.
The two bypassed the pavilions and soon arrived at the East Palace.
As soon as they entered, they saw Fang Youxue and Ji Yao on the left and right, as if they were embroidering tiger head shoes, and when they saw Lu Qian coming in, the two couldn't help but smile gently.
"Do you start embroidering tiger head shoes so soon, you still have five months to unload them. ”
Lu Qian said with a smile.
Unload?
When Fang Youxue Ji Yao heard this, she was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, touched her stomach, and glanced at Lu Qian.
"Okay, don't embroider shoes yet, let's eat. ”
Lu Qian sat down with a smile.
When Fang Youxue and Ji Yao heard this, they all stopped what they were doing.
"The slave family rubbed his shoulders for His Majesty. ”
Ji Yao smiled lightly, and gently and thoughtfully began to help Lu Qian rub his shoulders and beat his back.
"I'm not hard, but you, aren't you a little bored in this palace? and Youxue, you became the queen and managed so many people in this harem, are you still used to it?" Lu Qianxiao asked.
"I'm okay. ”
Fang Youxue glanced at Ji Yao and said with a smile: "It's just that Sister Ji seems to be a little bored. ”
"Oh, do you miss the four little guys of Yingluo Yaoyao? They live in the Prime Minister's Mansion now, and they can be summoned into the palace at will. ”
Lu Qian turned around and asked Ji Yao, who was rubbing his shoulders.
Ji Yao blushed and shook her head slightly: "The four of Yingluo are by her side, and they make a fuss, which can really make this palace a little more angry, but the slave family misses Miss Ruoshui and Miss Pujia." If His Majesty can issue an order to summon them to the palace to live for a long time and talk to the slave family, the slave family should not feel bored. ”
"If the water is good, I will summon them into the palace tomorrow. ”
Lu Qian nodded and immediately agreed.
"Thank you, Your Majesty. ”
When Ji Yao heard this, she immediately looked happy, and glanced at Fang Youxue, and the two seemed to have exchanged something at this moment.
"Hmm, do you have something to hide from me?"
Lu Qian keenly sensed the changes in the two, and asked with a raised brow.
When Ji Yao heard this, her body shook, like a frightened rabbit, and she shook her head again and again: "No, no." ”
"Well, don't tell the truth, be careful of the family law. ”
Lu Gan's voice sank, pretending to be serious and majestic.
At this time, Fang Youxue next to her sighed helplessly: "It's not because of the beauty that you went to Tianxiang Pavilion to turn back, husband." As soon as this incident came out, it is estimated that the whole world is rumoring that I and Sister Ji are jealous women, forcing your husband to only go out of the palace to have fun, so it is better to invite Ruoshui and Pujia girl into the palace, and by the way, seal a concubine or something, first, you can block the mouths of people in the world, and second, Ruoshui and Pujia girl can also accompany the two of us, chatting and relieving boredom in this palace. Thirdly, Miss Pujia can also teach Yaoyao to practice the piano in the palace. ”
"I see, it's all my fault, it's all my fault. ”
Lu Qian smiled.
He didn't take this into account, but after glancing at the world's acquaintance, he found that there was a text floating next to his lady Youxue: "As soon as Ruoshui Pujia enters the palace, in this way, the husband will be worried about Ruoshui in the palace, and Pujia girl will not worry about the goblins outside the palace, and she will run out all day long." ”
“......”
Lu Qian glanced at Youxue with a smile in the corner of his eyes, and sighed secretly.
Sure enough, it was a stupid pregnancy for three years.
This trick to lure the wolf into the house can be used, aren't you afraid of making the fake come true, if Shui Pujia really becomes a concubine competing with them for favor?
However, it was fortunate that he was a serious man, and unless there were two moons in the sky, he would not have been able to do such a thing.
Thinking of this, Lu Qian did not break through the thoughts of the two, and accompanied the two to start eating.
After eating, Shen Baishuang took out the three hundred taels of gold that had just been issued, and challenged Fang Youxue and Ji Yao.
The result is self-evident, Fang Youxue Ji Yao was very helpless to win Shen Baishuang's money.
Lu Qian watched happily from the sidelines.
At this moment, a eunuch came to report: "Your Majesty, there is a fasting master who claims to be Tongtianzhai and wants to see Your Majesty, and is now waiting outside the palace. ”
Tongtian Zhai Lord?Is it so soon?
"Please come in, Mr. Xie. ”
Lu Qian groaned, said a word, and smiled softly at Fang Youxue and the others: "A few ladies, you guys play slowly here, I'll go back." ”
As he spoke, he flashed out of the East Palace and returned to the imperial study.