Chapter 31: Immortals love foreign garbage
After a farce, Zhang Dongjun and the two beauties had lunch happily. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Ouyang Yalan is a busy person, and the phone almost never stops during the meal, and she is always on the phone. And Ning Zhiyun put down the posture of the goddess of the iceberg, and chatted with Zhang Dongjun about the shortcomings of the parents and everything.
After the meal, Zhang Dongjun said goodbye to Ning Zhiyun and Ouyang Yalan and stopped a taxi to come to the old city.
Along the way, he kept thinking about what he should use to hold the water diluted with potpourri, and he couldn't bring mineral water bottles bottle by bottle.
"Mineral water bottles!Yes, can't you just use mineral water bottles!" Zhang Dongjun suddenly had an idea in his mind.
It just so happened that there was a wholesale mineral water shop in the old city, and Zhang Dongjun came to the store and yelled directly!
"Boss, bring me 10 barrels of mineral water!"
The owner was a middle-aged man in his forties, a little bald. He got up from his chair and said, "What do you want for mineral water, we have three pieces here, five dollars, ten dollars, and fifteen dollars." ”
Zhang Dongjun thought about it, he couldn't take it for three yuan, it was too embarrassing for five yuan to take it out, and it was too extravagant for fifteen yuan, anyway, it wasn't for people to drink, so it cost ten yuan.
"Ten buckets and ten yuan!" Zhang Dongjun suddenly felt that he had the feeling of an upstart.
As soon as the boss heard that Zhang Dongjun wanted so much, he took out the computer and "pop!" and counted it.
"The deposit for a bucket is thirty-five dollars and the water is ten dollars. A total of 450 yuan! free home delivery. The boss put down the computer and said to Zhang Dongjun.
Zhang Dongjun took out his wallet, took out 450 yuan and handed it to the boss, then wrote down the address and left the store.
When Zhang Dongjun returned home, he opened the door and saw Li Quan lying on the bed, his eyes staring at the ceiling, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Zhang Dongjun didn't bother him, when he came to the window, he had to see if the seeds of the fairy tree had sprouted every day, but there was no trace of unearthedness, he even dug out the seeds, and found out what they looked like, and what they were still like after a few days.
"Alas, Li Quan, it seems that what you said is really right, I may not be able to grow immortal trees in my lifetime," Zhang Dongjun said helplessly.
"Boy, I'm going to report to the underworld soon, thanks to you, otherwise I would have been wandering in the world for decades. I don't know if we can meet again, I'm really a little reluctant to go," Li Quan's words were full of sentimentality.
Zhang Dongjun's mood at this time was the same as him, after a few days of getting along, he didn't treat Li Quan as an outsider at all.
"Oh, it's like life and death. I'll be looking for you in a few decades, if you haven't reincarnated yet. Zhang Dongjun said with some reluctance.
Li Quan stopped talking, and lay there quietly motionless.
Seeing this, Zhang Dongjun didn't speak, he took out his mobile phone, opened the Qiankun bag, and took out the remaining five bottles of potpourri. Everything is ready, just wait for the bucket to come and get ready to start.
About half an hour later, a sharp knock broke the silence.
Zhang Dongjun opened the door and saw the water seller and a worker with a big head, each with two buckets of mineral water at their feet.
"Please come in, it's a good thing!" Zhang Dongjun moved away and let them in.
In a few moments, ten buckets of water were placed in the house. The room was not big, but it was a little crowded.
"Big brother, why are you buying so much water by yourself?" asked the water seller curiously.
Zhang Dongjun took out Hongtashan cigarettes from his pocket and gave one to each person.
"I drank all this water, hehe!" Zhang Dongjun didn't explain, and went straight to the past.
When the water seller left, Zhang Dongjun looked at the capacity of the bucket, and then took out a screwdriver to pry open all the bucket lids.
A bottle of mineral water is 500 ml and requires a drop of potpourri. A bucket of mineral water is 18.9 liters. Zhang Dongjun picked up the computer and counted it.
The result is that one bucket of water requires about half a bottle of potpourri, and ten buckets of water is five bottles. I still have one bottle left.
Everything is done, Zhang Dongjun smelled the fragrance of the room, not to mention how happy he was, the bucket on the ground was not filled with water, but money!
Now high-end cosmetics are sold for thousands of dollars for a small bottle, and the most expensive is a few hundred yuan, which is a cost-free profiteering.
"Hahaha! Get rich!" Zhang Dongjun couldn't help but laugh as he looked at the bucket.
But there was a problem that stumped him, how to transport the water to the company, and he found it too inconvenient to find a truck.
"Well, if I had Doraemon's two-dimensional pocket, I'd be in it all at once. Zhang Dongjun said to himself.
Li Quan couldn't listen anymore and couldn't help but interject: "Idiot talking about dreams!"
"Your uncle, you're leaving, can you say less. Why do you eat people and say dreams? No more aemmon, I have a fairy! I have a starting point...... Yes, I have a Qiankun bag!" Zhang Dongjun suddenly thought of something again. (Why do you say it again...... )
He took out his mobile phone and clicked on the Qiankun bag, and looked carefully at the screen interface.
"Sure enough, the Qiankun bag can store things, damn it, I used to carry things on my body like ***. Zhang Dongjun said with annoyance.
He clicked on the bucket to take a photo, and the bucket disappeared in a flash of white light. When shooting the tenth one, a system prompt pops up on the screen.
"Your bag is full!"
“....... Is there only ten positions in this Qiankun bag?" Zhang Dongjun clicked on the Qiankun bag, and the first position was a regret pill, and the others were buckets.
Zhang Dongjun took the mobile phone and shook it proudly at Li Quan and said, "Take it now!"
"The city routine is deep, I'd better go to the underworld!" Li Quan disappeared after speaking.
Zhang Dongjun glanced at the time on his phone, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon. Simply pack up and go straight to the office.
Seeing that he was about to make a fortune, Zhang Dongjun was a little inflated, and now he doesn't crowd the bus when commuting to and from work, but takes a taxi instead.
He said to himself in his heart: "Zhang Dongjun, Zhang Dongjun." Be a low-key person, and if you have money, you must also install slings, and you can't swell, don't swell! If you want to swell, I'll chop your hands!"
Zhang Dongjun took a car to the front of a Ken J chicken shop, and he promised to buy novel food for the Hundred Flowers Fairy, and these foreign garbage may be liked by the gods.
After buying foreign garbage, Zhang Dongjun found a remote corner, opened a private message and sent Ken J chicken to the Hundred Flowers Fairy.
The Hundred Flowers Fairy replied almost in seconds: "Wow, Brother Jun really passed the food, it smells so fragrant!"
Zhang Dongjun replied with a smile: "Well, you taste it slowly." If you like it, just tell me, and I'll send it to you every day. ”
Hundred Flowers Fairy: "That little fairy has thanked Brother Jun here!"
After the Hundred Flowers Fairy finished speaking, he also sent a red envelope, and Zhang Dongjun clicked on it and saw that there were ten bottles of potpourri.
That's right, that's right, Zhang Dongjun also specially rubbed his eyes, and the screen showed a full ten bottles!
"I'm rubbing, labor and management are really out now!" Zhang Dongjun couldn't hide the excitement in his heart, and ran to the company frantically.
He ran in the streets, twirling, jumping. He doesn't even care what other people look at him.
Passerby A: "I'm rubbing, what is this madman doing?"
Passerby B: "Don't you see that this is performance art? I've seen the craziest thing I've ever seen." ”
Aunt: "Oh Mom, are young people so crazy nowadays?
The Hundred Flowers Fairy took the foreign garbage issued by Zhang Dongjun and showed off in front of the immortals, and the greedy ones of those immortals were full of flowers. The name of Ken J chicken instantly spread throughout the entire heavenly court, and the gods who had eaten it all lingered and sent private messages to Zhang Dongjun.
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