Chapter 249: Detective Fortune Telling (1/5)
At this moment, it is difficult for ordinary people to understand Zhang Dadao's mood, the big tickets in the hands of the bear child, Zhang Dadao is envious, jealous and hateful in his heart.dt.com △, he thinks about the time when he ran out of the Seventh Courtyard, there are a total of 100 yuan in his pocket, and then compared with the bear children, there are girls and tickets. It's simply the contempt of the winner in life for the "present permission" issued by the ** silk.
Although Zhang Dadao has now agreed to tell the fortunes of these two bear children, he still feels very awkward at this time. Zhang Dadao looked at the two bear children up and down for a while, touched his chin and said, "Hey, you two bear children won't run away from home, right?"
The two bear children were stunned, and the local tyrant boy looked shocked, and wondered: "You really know how to tell fortunes?
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense, no matter how rich your family is, you won't be so mentally ill as to give you thousands of pocket flowers to bring on you! I'm not afraid of being robbed by the gangsters!" Zhang Dadao beckoned, the actor came over, Zhang Dadao patted his arm and said: "Look, guy, a serious bad guy three-piece suit, sunglasses tattooed big gold chain." You have another expression!"
Zhang Dadao "snapped" and slapped the actor, the actor immediately shook his expression, his expression instantly became extremely fierce, his face was still the same face, and his facial features were still the same as the facial features, but he changed a little, and immediately turned from an ordinary person to a vicious bad guy. Zhang Dadao twisted the actor's face with satisfaction, and said: "You have a vicious expression! You have fierce muscles, fierce temperament, powerful body, and invulnerable face! There are such bad people in this world, how much money do you have in your family?"
The bear child listened. He shook his head a little frustrated and said, "It turned out that it wasn't calculated? ”
Although it is a bear child. But Zhang Dadao was still very proud after receiving praise, and the alliance nodded: "That's it." Poor Dao is a detective! This logical reasoning is what Poor Dao is best at, you children don't understand, Poor Dao will tell you a fortune, this is completely what you earned, Poor Dao has helped the police solve a lot of big cases!"
Zhang Dadao was blind and proud, and the little girl asked curiously, Zhang Dadao almost didn't fade: "Brother Fairy? Does this have anything to do with whether we can be together in the future? Can this also be deduced?"
"Eh~" Zhang Dadao was embarrassed for a moment, but he was a mentally ill person, and he reacted instantly with tenacious mental strength, and changed the topic: "Let's get down to business." What are you going to do?"
The bear child pouted his chin, raised his chin and said, "You say what it will be! ”
Zhang Dadao now has a little brother, this kind of words can not be used by himself, Zhang Dadao waved his hand, and Bai Er fool stepped forward and said: "Our heavenly master can do anything, fortune telling, word reading, constellation cards, Ziwei Doushu ......"
Bai Er is a fool these days, in addition to studying the divine book to comprehend the spirit. is to practice with Zhang Dadao, this skill is not a physical martial art, but a serious lecture and singing. Now this paragraph is spoken throughout, whether it is the rhythm or the words. Nothing to fault with them. The two bear children fell into the rhythm of Bai Er's fool after a while, and their eyes gradually became confused.
"Ahem!" Zhang Dadao coughed twice and said triumphantly: "Yes! Pingdao is such a powerful master. Alright, let's pay for it!"
"Huh?" the bear child shook his head. shook out the brainwashing stuff of Bai Er's fool, which made it a little fresher. Facing Zhang Dadao, he asked, "I didn't even say what it was, so I asked for money?"
"Nonsense!" Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said: "What do you want to count as 500 yuan, it's too late to meet! You can't afford the rest, you should be poor and poor as those swindlers who set up stalls on the street for 50 yuan to guide the maze? Hurry up and pay for it." ”
"No! "The road of suspicion of the bear child.
Zhang Dadao pursed his lips and said: "Money first, then count, the rules of the poor road are like this, and the money collected later is a charlatan who says good things." Poor Dao collects money first, so what to say. ”
Bai Er's fool also nodded and said, "What the Heavenly Master said is reasonable. The sea sails by the helmsman, and there is a heavenly master in the maze!" "Bai Er's fool was obviously fooled, Zhang Dadao secretly changed something to the red treasure book, and fooled Bai Er's fool and almost didn't worship him as a cult.
The bear child was still a little hesitant, but the little girl pulled him and said, "Brother Fairy, can we count the constellations?
Zhang Dadao's dead fish eyes were revealed again, and he shook his head weakly and said, "No, you can't count it, the constellation is a Western algorithm." Poor Dao still has to break the barriers between China and the West in order to hook up the Western aura, at least 2000 to count once. ”
"Who are you! I have two thousand!" The bear child waved his wallet, and his wealthy posture was full of tyrant spirit.
Zhang Dadao sighed, turned his head to the actor and said: "Look at the current bear child, he really has no life, and he doesn't know what to prepare when he runs away from home!"
The actor also nodded and said: "Director, these two children are not good, or I will play it, right?" Children are not easy to control, children and animals are the most difficult to film!" The actor is still auditioning for Zhang Dadao at this time!
The bear child hesitated and whispered a few words to the girl, the little girl nodded, and then he turned his head to Zhang Dadao and said, "Come on, just meet each other, this is five hundred!"
Zhang Dadao quickly collected the money, his expression changed for the better, and he said with a smile: "Okay, you come first, customer! As long as you give money, it doesn't matter who you are or whether you are a human being, he will treat everyone equally.
The bear child finally regained some of the consumer's sense of superiority and walked over with a nod. Zhang Dadao was careful, while smearing the bear child's face, squeezing his face into all kinds of grimaces, while constantly making a "tsk" sound, shaking his head and shaking his head. It took a while to stop and close my eyes and pinch my fingers to figure out what was calculating!
The little girl's face was worried and tangled, and the bear child also rubbed his face that was hurt by Zhang Dadao, and the bad Dadao was not good, and only asked after a while: "Hey, what's going on?
"Pain?" Zhang Dadao opened his eyes and said, "It's right, if it hurts, it doesn't hurt, and if it hurts, you don't know if it's not?" You have to count it, I!" As soon as Zhang Dadao's nonsense came out, the two bear children who didn't understand what he said were talking about the theory of traditional Chinese medicine changed their faces greatly, and the little girl was almost about to cry. (To be continued......)