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Marshal Tiancang: "Alas, I am willing to lose the bet, please accept my big red envelope." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Zhang Dongjun was already ready to go, and his right hand directly turned on the unicorn arm mode, waiting for the arrival of the red envelope.

In the chat group at the beginning of the heavenly realm, at this moment, it was the same as the discussion, the birds were silent, no one was typing and speaking, and everyone was unwilling to miss the red envelope.

After about a dozen seconds, a large red envelope appeared on the virtual screen.

Zhang Dongjun's eyes were quick, and he clicked directly.

I saw a red light flashing on the screen, the red envelope slowly unfolded, and Zhang Mengmeng also reminded on the side:

"Congratulations to Brother Jun, I won Marshal Tianpeng's: "Nian Chang'e" poetry collection, function: This poetry collection records Marshal Tianpeng's full love for Chang'e. Do you want to extract it?"

"No!" Zhang Dongjun refused directly.

Originally, Zhang Dongjun was still happy to grab the red envelope, but when he saw the items inside, he was completely devastated. Looking at the number of red envelopes, it turned out to be a thousand, yes, a thousand poetry collections.

However, Zhang Dongjun was not the only one who was speechless, and the immortals in the group directly launched a mouth cannon attack.

Nezha: "What a broken book, I vomited directly after reading the first page! Pig head, I didn't expect you to pick the door so much, send this kind of poetry collection that no one reads, to disgust us!"

Hundred Flowers Fairy: "Gross! The poems in here are disgusting." Especially the sentence: Chang'e, Chang'e, you are dregs, I am a pig. You are a pig, but you can't insult Sister Chang'e!"

Barefoot Immortal: "Canopy, is this really what you wrote? This is simply wonderful, what Chang'e and my love for you, like the water of the Milky Way, although calm, but the heart is surging." In the sky it is like a mandarin duck bird, and on the earth it is like a pig and chaff. You're a pig who can't change your chaff!"

“.…..” Zhang Dongjun saw the poems written by Marshal Tianpeng sent by the immortals, and his stomach unconsciously rolled. Anyway, he can't stand it, if this poetry collection is given to the enemy, I'm afraid that if you don't have to do it yourself, the other party will be disgusted to death.

Marshal Tiancang: "You are enough, this is what I have written after countless days and nights, this collection of poems is full of my love for Chang'e, Sister Chang'e, do you feel it?"

However, Sister Chang'e may have closed the group directly and did not speak at all.

In order to solve the embarrassment, Zhang Dongjun hurriedly said: "Since Marshal Tiancang has sent a red envelope, let's continue to guess the riddle, let me remind you again, the riddle is three words, and there are words about the palm of the hand in these three words." ”

Zhang Dongjun just sent out the message, only to see 999 on the screen again.

Wenqu Xing instantly turned on the mute mode, and the first one to grab it this time was Li Jing, the king of Tota.

King Tota came directly: "Haha, Brother Jun quickly prepare the red envelope, the answer to the mystery is: salty pig hand!"

"If the Buddha touched Sun Wukong's monkey buttocks, it was either a dead pervert or a groping pig hand. Haha, if there is a father, there must be a son, my son is the first mentally retarded in the heavenly realm, and I am the mentally retarded father!"

After the Tota Heavenly King finished answering, Wen Quxing also lifted the ban.

Bull Demon King: "This wave of explanations is okay, the salty pork hand is the same as the answer in my heart, I envy Li Tianwang for having delicious food to enjoy in a while." ”

“.…..” After Zhang Dongjun saw the answer, he was completely speechless. One is more strange than the other, and he has already hinted so obviously.

Nine Heavens Xuannu: "Li Tianwang's answer is much more reliable than Marshal Tiancang's, this question should be answered correctly." ”

Dragon Descending Arhat: "No, no, no, this answer must be wrong, if it's right, I'll eat Li Jing's X live"

Nezha: "Upstairs, I've already taken a screenshot." If you don't eat it then, I'll stuff it directly into your mouth, master. ”

Zhang Dongjun looked at this group of open-minded immortals and sent a message: "Congratulations to King Li, I answered wrong." Fairy friends are ready to grab the red envelope!"

King Tota: "What? It's not right? My God, it seems that this topic is not simple, I am willing to gamble and lose, and give the red envelope." ”

deceived a red envelope again, Zhang Dongjun felt that if he didn't prompt it, these immortals might not be able to guess it next year.

In about a minute, a big red envelope appeared on the screen, and Zhang Dongjun's unicorn arm had been injected with the power of the wilderness, and his fingers kept poking on the virtual screen.

With Mengmeng's prompt, Zhang Dongjun already had a smile on his face.

"Congratulations to Brother Jun, who has obtained the Tota Heavenly King's: "Linglong Pagoda?Pseudo" function: A replica of the Linglong Pagoda, after use, it can imprison the enemy in the tower for twelve hours. The number of uses x1, do you want to extract it?"

"Fuck, there's a decent treasure at last. Although it is a replica, it is the best way to lock up the enemy for twelve hours, and it is the best when you are in trouble, and it is simply an escape and capture artifact. ”

The Linglong Pagoda was put into the Qiankun bag, and the immortals began to discuss it on the public screen. There have been two consecutive wrong answers, and they feel that this question is not easy.

With the two red envelopes in hand, Zhang Dongjun continued to send messages: "Fellow immortals, have you discussed the results?

God of Wealth: "Brother Jun, let's start quickly." These scum are as stupid as pigs, and it looks like they need me to get out of the way!"

Dragon Descending Arhat: "Come on, God of Wealth, who doesn't know that you are the most braggart immortal in the heavenly realm." If you go out, you'll be planted! Let me do it!"

Iron Fan Princess: "Let's say a few words, what's the use of being quick to speak, the right answer is the real skill!"

Red Boy: "Mother said well!"

Zhang Dongjun thinks it's better to remind them, this game can't be played for too long, if the first question stumps them, then there is no need to play later.

"Let me remind you again, there are numbers in the riddle, and it is a three-word answer about the palm!"

As soon as Zhang Dongjun's message was sent out for a second, the ninety-nine-nine on the screen scrolled again, but this time it was obviously much less than the last two times.

Wenquxing once again opened the entire ban, and this time the first place turned out to be Nezha.

As soon as his father answered incorrectly, his son came up to him. It seems that it really confirms the old saying: "Brothers in battle, fathers and sons in battle." ”

Nezha: "Let the first intellectual disability in this heavenly realm answer this riddle, Brother Jun just had a hint that there are numbers in the riddle, and it is about the palm." The answer is: take a picture!"

"The Buddha touched Sun Wukong's monkey buttocks, and then slapped it. Hehe, this is called lingering! Just can't touch it, shoot it to see if it's elastic. ”

Red Boy: "Awesome, my brother." This explanation is perfect, big brother, I adore you so much!"

Heavenly Soldier A: "I thought of a lot of answers, but I really didn't think that the answer to the mystery was to shoot it, it's not a loss to be the first mentally retarded in the heavenly realm, and I'm serving!"

"Serve your sister, when did I say that this answer is right?" Zhang Dongjun was completely broken and speechless, the IQ of this group of immortals should really be recharged! )