Chapter 187
The watchman zombie's words changed: "Since you are guarding the door, you have to watch the door, and the zombies have to be dedicated, but the reason has to be there, and letting you go is the reason, but the reason must be sufficient, isn't it? Where is the reason for letting you go? Or else you are beautiful is the reason, and the reason may be because you are beautiful, so I will let you go?"
Shabi looked at Bai Yu when he heard this: "You see that I am not the only one who says that you are beautiful, but also that the gatekeeper also says that you are beautiful? ”
Bai Yu kicked him: "What's the use of saying these useless words, when we really go out, it's not too late to say more." ”
"Damn" Qin Shou smiled slyly, and whispered in Bai Yu's ear: "It seems that this corpse is also lustful, little brother, I didn't expect your little appearance to be really auspicious and auspicious, it seems that if a person is beautiful, it is really very important, and when this time is over, I will go to plastic surgery, yes, according to your appearance." ”
As soon as Qin Shou finished speaking, Shabi on the side was also about to move, which really made people dare not look at it directly.
"Yo?" Bai Yu turned his face to look at Qin Shou's five big men, and couldn't help laughing: "People say: women have to be ruthless with themselves, but I didn't expect that you guys will also be ruthless with themselves, okay, I don't have to say, but I think if you follow my example, it will have to suffer a lot." ”
"I don't have to say" Qin Shou's will was very resolute: "In order to be able to gain the love and respect of all living things, yes, there are not only living things, but also dead things, for example, zombies." ”
"What the hell are you trying to say?" Bai Yu wondered.
"It's very simple," Qin Shou still said with a smile: "Plastic surgery to make yourself beautiful is just to be able to get the love and respect of all things, and to get a pass to everything." It is the capital that can be used to go forward and backward, which is ......"
"Gotta got" Bai Yu impatiently interrupted Qin Shou's eloquent conversation, and said in his heart: The more you talk, the more you lose your score, how can you still come in and out?
Bai Yu remembered the beautiful Daji, Jiang Ziya sent someone to kill her, but she persuaded the murderer to let her go, and finally the executioner committed suicide, although comparing herself to Daji was a little ugly. He didn't want the gatekeeper to kill himself for him. I just hope that he can really look at his own appearance and let himself go.
Bai Yu thought of this and sighed at life, he had always been very disgusted with others taking a fancy to his appearance because he was too outstanding in the past. I didn't expect the post-apocalyptic times. But he has to rely on this to escape from the zombie grave.
Bai Yu no longer cares about Qin Shou. Feeling that it was important to do business, he came to the guard zombie and said with a smile: "I am beautiful." You just let us go, this, that's right, in fact, I look so beautiful for you to see, it's really your blessing, on the basis of my beautiful appearance, you should also be obliged, desperate, not afraid of sacrifice, overcome all difficulties, yes, let us go, go now. ”
Bai Yu thought that it must have changed its mind, and it was unknown if it was to let itself go. After all, the old zombie praised himself for being very beautiful.
"I can let you go" The gatekeeper finally said: "It's okay for me to let you go, the reason why I let you go is not only because you are beautiful, but also because you both have long legs, and long legs are for walking, so I don't stop you, who let you have long legs, but you can go, unless you ......"
"Unless what?" Bai Yu and Qin Shou were both happy, after all, the only obstacle in front of them was about to be removed, which was very good, it didn't take a single shot, and it didn't take much effort, Bai Yu and Qin Shou looked very happy.
"As long as you let us go, whatever you propose that I can do and meet your conditions, I can promise you, now you say, unless what?" Bai Yu felt that the great work could be done, and he was about to get rid of the sea of suffering and find Leng Wuyan.
"That's right," the gatekeeper zombie said with a smile: "Unless you turn around and go to the big corpse mound, I mean, of course you can go, just a small change of direction, as long as you turn around and go to the big corpse mound, I will, I am duty-bound, desperate, not afraid of sacrifice, against all odds, let you go, go, yes, let you go inside." ”
"You?" Bai Yu was confused for a short time, and he said in surprise: "Where are you letting us go, obviously letting us go back." ”
"Frankly speaking, I let you go back on the basis of your beauty. The gatekeeper zombie sneered and said: "What's wrong with our Spian? You still have to desert and betray its old corpse family, I, as a loyal believer in the zombie world, as a gatekeeper corpse that Spian trusts infinitely, as a, well, whatever you say, I'm a conscientious, grateful, respectful leader, excellent, perfect ......"
"You can't talk about perfection," Bai Yu said angrily: "Because from any angle, you are extremely ugly, I beg you not to waste the word 'perfect', especially the word 'beauty'." ”
The "complete" gatekeeper zombie didn't intend to have a nominal dispute with Bai Yu, and corrected himself in time: "I, as a complete zombie, I won't let you go back." ”
The cunning and unreasonableness of the "bastard" gatekeeper zombie finally angered Qin Shou, and Qin Shou, who was extremely angry, went up with a kick, and this kick happened to kick the waist of the gatekeeper zombie.
'Gulu' didn't expect Qin Shou to kick the zombie's waist to kick off the head of the zombie guarding the door......
"Damn, why is it so lethal?" Qin Shou looked at the zombie head on the ground and smiled: "Are you still complete this time?"
Bai Yu also looked at it and wondered: "Obviously, I saw you kick its waist, why did your head fall off, it's really strange." ”
'Gululu~~~' The head of the gatekeeper zombie rolled towards the inside of the large corpse mound......
"Okay" Qin Shou smiled: "You don't need to let us go back, you let us go back by yourself, hehe~~"
"Not good" The zombie Shabi, who had been silent on the side, suddenly exclaimed: "Its head is going back to ventilate the news." Quick, get it back. ”
"Ah" Bai Yu and Qin Shou were stunned for a moment, looking at each other and not knowing what to do, this is a big trouble, once the zombie's head is cleared, report the news, and invite all the zombies in the big corpse mound, the buzzing group of zombies besieges themselves, then, not only can they not escape. And there are also life-threatening concerns. The sight was terrifying.
"You?" Bai Yu pointed to the head of the zombie that was gradually moving away, and shouted to Qin Shou anxiously: "Quick, go and catch it quickly, otherwise." Big trouble......"
"Gotcha" Qin Shouyun had enough strength. He sneered and said, "Isn't it just a head ball." I see how far you can roll, I have the eyes of an eagle and the ears of a wolf. The speed of the leopard, the strength of the bear, hmph, with the speed of my leopard, it is a game to take your ball. ”
Qin Shou was about to run, but the zombie head probably heard Qin Shou's display, and actually rolled into a door the size of a dog hole at once......
"It's bad," Bai Yu hurriedly dodged and beat his chest......
"This?" Qin Shou was also so anxious that he turned and grinded, regretting that he knew that he had shown off just now, and he didn't effectively seize the opportunity.
"Use this," the clever Shabi pointed to the big green arm given by Sibiyang in Qin Shou's hand.
"That's right" Qin Shou was overjoyed in his heart, and couldn't help but remember that he had used this arm to deal with the disobedient zombie Shabi, no wonder Shabi was deeply impressed by this arm and never forgot it.
"Come on" Qin Shou smiled, and shook Si Biyang's big arm in his hand, and saw a miracle appear, and the big arm suddenly lengthened, and in a blink of an eye, it stretched into the dog hole......
Nasbiyang's big arm was really extraordinary, and in an instant, he heard a 'snap', and then stared at it, what appeared in front of people's eyes was that the big arm had firmly grasped the head of the doorman zombie who was about to ventilate the news.
"What should I do?" Qin Shou asked Bai Yu with a smile, this time he caught the head of the zombie, it proved that the report was not successful, and Qin Shou couldn't help but feel relaxed for a while.
"Otherwise, we'll grab this head and run away. Qin Shou said to Bai Yu.
"Woo~~~Woo~~~" The zombie's head was grabbed so tightly by Spion's arm that he couldn't even open his mouth, so he couldn't speak, he could only whine,
"This zombie is so cunning and so bad that I really don't know what to do with it. Bai Yu said hatefully: "It's light, don't solve the hatred, it's heavy, also, there's really no good way." ”
"I'll deal with it" Shabi rushed over as he spoke, and without saying anything, he pulled out the crystal nucleus in the head of the gatekeeper zombie, and then slapped it into his own head.
Bai Yu was startled, he didn't expect Shabi to make such a move, if he let the watchman zombie devour Shabi's crystal nucleus, it would be over.
'Hiss~~', the zombie head without the crystal nucleus was actually sucked in by the big arm of Sibiyang in Qin Shou's hand...... Now it's strange things every year, and today came to my house, so Bai Yu didn't feel weird, just watched the follow-up development.
"I'll rely on" Qin Shou's eyes widened, and he said dissatisfiedly: "I said Shabi, you are Shabi, nothing else, don't become a gatekeeper zombie just because you swallowed the crystal nucleus of the gatekeeper zombie, if that's the case, I'll do it now, just do it, and kill you......"
"I will always be your Shabi" Zombie Shabi said with a calm smile: "You are my second grandfather, that is my grandfather, this can't be wrong." ”
Fortunately, Shabi's crystal nucleus was not devoured by the other party, but his first name was Bai Yu and Qin Shou, although it had been a long time, Bai Yu still couldn't accept it, at first it was because he was angry and made this zombie that he called himself and Qin Shou's uncle and second grandfather, and now he called it the same as the real thing. I'm really not used to it.
Qin Shou saw what Bai Yu thought, and reached out to pat Bai Yu's shoulder: "Xiao Yu, just get used to it." ”
Bai Yu nodded: "He didn't have Yang to ask this Shabi to change his name, he is a zombie, not much stronger than a fool, now he can remember the name of himself and Qin Shou, whether it is difficult or not, he has to bear it, or he will not hand him a new title, he will not know the Year of the Monkey and Ma Yue to remember."
Bai Yu regretted it a little, and it was good not to play him like this at first.
"So, are you compatible with the crystal nucleus of the gatekeeper zombie?" Bai Yu was still a little uneasy. Tanaka's group walked and walked. Suddenly Shabi has a surprise attack or something, it's better to ask clearly.
"No problem," Shabi said with a smile, "I have a higher crystal nucleus energy level than it." Compatible and assimilated without any problems, don't you believe it?"
Shabi immediately pulled off his head, held it with his left hand, and pointed to the crystal nucleus in his head with his right index finger and said: "Look, here is a crystal nucleus, and the one in it has been absorbed and assimilated by me, now you can rest easy, hehe......"
Bai Yu and Qin Shou both opened their eyes wide, and looked carefully at the inside of Shabi's head, and what they saw was really only one crystal nucleus. And don't still think that the crystal nucleus is very close to you. Then I was relieved.
"Let's go quickly, lest we have too many dreams at night. After Bai Yu saw that his head was placed beside him, he urged him to hurry up. Qin Shou also wanted to leave this place quickly, it was too scary. Several times. I almost didn't scare the pee.
"Wait a minute," said the zombie Shabi, pointing to the corpse of the headless gatekeeper zombie, "It's a scourge to keep it after all." It's the equivalent of telling the other zombies who came to change the guard that we've escaped......"
Don't say it, this Shabi is really talking about the son. Just now, Bai Yu and Qin Shouguang thought about running away quickly, forgetting about the aftermath. The two glanced at each other, and Qin Shou looked at Shabi: "What should I do then?"
After speaking, Qin Shou looked at the big arm of Sibiyang in his hand and said, "The head has been absorbed by it as nutrition, and it is impossible to make a whole corpse for it......"
"It's only like this" Zombie Shabi didn't say that he took off his right arm, and put it in his left hand and pinched it three times and two, so he made a zombie head, which looked exactly the same as the zombie at the gate, Shabi took a look at it and felt satisfied, so he put the head that came out of it, and put it on the neck of the watchman zombie, and made a whole corpse for it.
"Let's go this time" Shabi said to Bai Yu: "Don't worry, Daddy, it's much safer this way." ”
He said it as if he was fine, but Bai Yu looked at his right arm and couldn't help but say, "But your right arm?"
Bai Yu looked at Shabi's mutilated right arm and sighed regretfully.
"It's easy to do" Qin Shou said nonchalantly as he walked: "When we meet a zombie on the road, I will first take off its right arm and put it on our Shabi, and I didn't say, hehe, hehe......"
"Qin Shou," Bai Yu stopped and shouted.
"Yu, Xiao, brother, what's wrong?" Qin Shou also stopped, with a puzzled expression.
"Replace this with Shabi" Bai Yu pointed to the big arm of Sibiyang in Qin Shou's hand: "Change it now"
"This?" Qin Shou reluctantly hugged Sibiyang's big arm into his arms, and said in his heart: What's wrong with the little brother? Was it fooled by Shabi? This is a sharp weapon to control Shabi, change it, then, can you control it in the future? If it is Shabi obedient, it will be better, but once Shabi turns against the water and relies on Sibiyang's high-level big arm, it will be like a tiger with wings, then it will be a big trouble, after all, Shabi is still a zombie, if he is not hit, he still persuades Bai Yu who is not sober.
"Xiao Yu, Xiao ......"
"Don't say anything, just put it on. Bai Yu's attitude was still very resolute, so that Qin Shou's words were forced to take back without saying anything.
Bai Yu saw Qin Shou's reluctance, so he patted Qin Shou's shoulder, and said patiently: "I know what you think, but, have you thought about it? You take it with you, it is a veritable three hands, it's not good to say, and besides, this is the arm of a zombie after all, and it is also the arm of Spian, it is an evil thing after all, if you keep it, maybe something ominous will happen in the future." ”
As he spoke, there was a soft glint in his eyes: "And when they see my Leng Wuya and our brothers, what will they think when they see you holding a zombie's arm? If you insist on holding it, they can't do anything to you, but it still affects unity, isn't it? And you keep this Sibi Yang arm, there is no other use, just to control Shabi, but look at Shabi, how good, how obedient, control it, as the second grandfather, is it necessary? You think about it? Is it so?"
space
The little beasts now saw Bai Yu's situation and began to worry about Bai Yu, but they couldn't help anything, so they could only watch from the side, trying to read their lips, wanting to know more about their father's situation, although they knew that it was useless for them to see it, but they still wanted to see more.
Suddenly, the image of the white feather on the hedron disappeared. The faces of the little beasts froze, and Xiaolong spoke first: "Let's drip some more blood on it." ”
When Xiao Ginseng heard this, he said, "Don't move yet, it seems that your blood is not good, and finally as soon as my blood goes up, Dad's appearance will come out." ”
When the little beasts heard this, this was the case. Xiaolong took the knife from his hand again and said to Xiao Shen, "I'm fast, it doesn't hurt." ”
Xiao Ginseng nodded and gritted his little white teeth: "It's okay, I'm not afraid." ”
Then the little dragon dripped the blood of the little ginseng onto the spar again. Not to mention, as soon as Xiao Ginseng's blood went up, the appearance of Bai Yu immediately began to appear again, and all the little beasts looked at Xiao Ginseng happily: "It turns out that Xiao Ginseng's blood is so easy to use." As soon as your blood goes up, Daddy's appearance will come out. ”
Xiaolong didn't speak, they gathered in front of the spar again, watching Bai Yu negotiate with the zombie, Xiaotian said: "The zombie seems to have mentioned a zombie named Zunyan. ”
Xiaobo said: "It seems that there is a team coming. ”
Xiao Yu continued: "It's a group of zombies who went to destroy this group of people in Taibai Mountain. ”
They will tell Bai Yu about the current situation of Bai Yu in one sentence. Xiaolong said: "I don't know if Dad can fool this zombie so that he can leave this zombie den." ”
After saying this for a while, the shadow of the white feather disappeared from the hedron again. All the little beasts looked at Xiao Ginseng this time. Xiao Shen took the initiative to stretch out his little hand: "Let's do it again." ”
Xiaolong shook his head: "We all miss Dad, and we really want to know his current situation, but the premise is not to hurt anyone, if we can go out to help Dad." That doesn't say anything. Even if we die, we have to save him, because without Dad, there would be no us. ”
Speaking of this, he looked at the little beasts: "But it's not like this now, we can just get to the same way as our father, and we can't help anything, but what we have to pay is the blood of Xiao Ginseng, if we use a little less." But now everyone has seen that the blood of Xiao Ginseng can only last for a few minutes. ”
After speaking, he looked at Xiao Ginseng again: "I suggest, if you can't find another way, then watch it once a month." ”
The little beasts nodded, and Xiao Ginseng stopped: "No, I want to see my father every day!"
Xiaolong nodded: "Okay, but we have to find another way, now that we know that the blood of Xiao Ginseng is useful for the spars, we are trying, and it is good to see if it is good to use Xiao Ginseng." ”
Xiao Tian looked at Xiao Ginseng: "Xiao Ginseng is a thousand-year-old ginseng essence, but I heard before that his bath water is all essence." ”
Xiaobo also nodded: "I've heard of it too." Let's try it with ginseng's face wash first. ”
Xiao Shi ran to the house, and said as he ran, "I'll go get the pot." ”
There is still the same time when Xiao Yu was there. The basin left behind, Xiao Yu is not in the space, and the materials stored in the space are not used by this little beast. After a while, Xiao Shi ran over and fetched water. Walked up to Xiao Ginseng: "Xiao Ginseng, hurry up and wash it." ”
Xiao Ginseng picked up the water and washed his face. Xiao Shi poured the water in the basin on the spade, not to mention, the figure of Bai Yu appeared in the spar again, all the little beasts jumped up excitedly, and Xiaolong ran to Xiao Ginseng's side, picked up Xiao Ginseng, and kissed him fiercely on the face: "Xiao Ginseng, why are you so powerful." ”
Xiao Ginseng blushed with a small face: "Xiaolong, you are amazing." Can think of an alternative to this. ”
Xiao Tian said: "I said how we saw my father on the spar that day, and Xiao Ginseng also went into the water that day. ”
The little beasts remembered: "Yes, the bath water of the small ginseng worked for that time." ”
Anyway, after this, they can see the outside world at any time and see the people they miss, Xiao Tian thought for a while: "We can put the spar in the basin where Xiao Ginseng washes his face, so that we can always see them until the water dries." ”
Xiaolong nodded: "Good idea." ”
Put the hedron in the water. The little beasts sat around them. Look at the white feathers in the hedron. It's like a world away. They have not been in contact with the outside world for a long time, and now they even feel cordial when they see every grass and tree in the outside world, not to mention seeing Bai Yu's father, since he is a small ginseng, he can't wait to throw himself into Bai Yu's arms now and let his father hug him. (To be continued......)