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After Xu Fang hung up the phone, Qiu Ning chuckled, and a gentle smile appeared on her face: "Xu Fang, do you live with the governor?"

"Not really, but I've got everything for her, and I've got to go to the governor's mansion first. Xu Fang knew that Qiu Ning was inquiring about his relationship with Ma Li, but it was inconvenient for him to reveal his identity, so he dealt with it vaguely.

After chatting with Qiu Ning for a while, Ma Li came here.

Xu Fang and Ma Li came to the car, and after closing the car door, Ma Li started the car, turned her head to look at Xu Fang and asked, "Are you still used to being inside?

"With your signboard, who dares to provoke me. ”

"That's good. Mary nodded.

"By the way, you're going to have to give me some communication equipment and give me some spare money. Xu Fang said: "Otherwise, it's not convenient to find you, and I can't always let you pick me up, and it's convenient for me to take a taxi back by myself." ”

"I have the car, go back and give you one, and the money will give you 100,000 yuan for your daily expenses. ”

"So refreshing!" Xu Fang said with great gratitude.

"Change a ton of rice. Ma Li said very simply.

Xu Fang: "......"

When he arrived at the governor's mansion, Xu Yi got out of the car, said goodbye to Ma Li, and drove back to Earth in a flying machine.

Watching Xu Fang disappear, Ma Li sat in the car, her eyes a little confused for a while. Sighing slightly, Ma Li couldn't help but shake her head.

Chief Chenxing had talked to her before, and he must let her keep Xu Fang. After all, changing the natural environment now requires Xu Fang's strong support. If you want Xu Fang to stay in Azure Star all the time, you have to let Azure Star have something that Xu Fang cares about.

It can be wealth, fame, or affection that he can't give up.

So when Xu Fang said that she wanted to be a star in Azure Star, she originally wanted to refuse. In her opinion, Xu Fang's main job is still responsible for providing plants and food to Azure Star. But what if Xu Fang got tired of growing plants one day?

It can be said that she was forced to agree with Xu Fang's idea.

Now she hopes that Xu Fang can really make a name for himself and leave something in the Azure Star that he can't give up.

If it was possible, she still had an idea to find a woman for Xu Fang in Azure Star to keep him.

Shaking her head vigorously, she put down these miscellaneous things for the time being, and Ma Li also returned to her own house.

After Xu Fang returned home, he went directly to the study and began to look for talk shows in this world.

There are a lot of these resources on the earth, and a casual search on the Internet will show up a lot. Xu Fang selected some suitable programs and was satisfied after converting them into words.

The next morning, after Xu Fang first delivered several waves of plants to Azure Star, at 11:50, Xu Fang drove to the radio station building.

After entering the radio station, before the butt was hot, the good-looking director Qiu Ning walked out.

After seeing Xu Fang, Qiu Ning breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at Xu Fang and said, "Why did you only come now, have you forgotten that there is a show today?"

"I didn't forget, the show was ready, I thought I could broadcast it when I came. Xu Fang said apologetically.

"Are the shows ready?" Hearing Xu Fang's words, Qiu Ning's expression was slightly gloomy, and she nodded: "Cheng, it will start broadcasting soon, you can prepare." ”

At ten past twelve, Xu Fang was taken to the broadcast studio by Qiu Ning.

"At 12:15, the channel will automatically connect to your program, and then you can just press this green button and you can speak. There will be some special effect buttons, such as laughter, booing, heckling, clapping, etc., to suit all kinds of needs. Are you ready?" asked Qiu Ning.

"Well, that's fine. Xu Fang nodded.

"Okay, you get busy first. Qiu Ning retreated.

Back in his office, Qiu Ning looked at the time, and there were still two minutes before Xu Fang's broadcast time. poured himself a drink, pressed a button on the table, and a program on Xu Fang's channel appeared in a stereo.

But because it hasn't started yet, there's no sound yet.

Two minutes passed quickly, and in the broadcast studio, Xu Fang put on a headset, and when the time reached twelve and fifteen, Xu Fang pressed the green button and started his first broadcast.

"Hello everyone, welcome to listen to Xiao Xu's talk show, I am Xu Fang, the anchor who has a runny nose and no paper, and a fart to. Xiao Xu's talk show is a funny show, I hope you will support it. ”

Burst!

In the office, Qiu Ning, who had taken a sip of water, just heard Xu Fang's opening remarks, and a mouthful of water squirted out directly.

Hurriedly the cloth wiped the table, Qiu Ning scolded with a smile in her mouth: "It's really disgusting." ”

Because of this opening remark, Qiu Ning sat up slightly straight, a little more interested in Xu Fang's show.

After a melody, Xu Fang began his joke performance:

"At night I asked the Magic Mirror if I was the blackest person in the world?" After a moment of silence, the Mirror made a frightened voice: Who, who is talking!"

"Poof! hahahaha. Qiu Ning, who had just taken a sip of water, heard the joke broadcast by Xu Fang, and the water she had just drunk squirted out again, although she was choked, Qiu Ning still couldn't help her laughter. This kid is amazing, he can write such a funny joke!

"On my way to work this morning, I saw a child following my eldest sister. The child asked her, "Mom, am I really ugly?" and I heard the child's mother say, "How many times have I told you not to call me mom in public?" ”

"Hahahaha-" After the second paragraph was finished, Qiu Ning, who was not high in laughter, laughed directly on the table at the moment.

"When I was a child, I was lying on the bed after being beaten by my father, just at the age of changing my teeth, and I bled when I shook my hand, and spit two mouthfuls of blood on the ground, and my father was stunned when he came in. I thought of the plot of the martial arts movie, and weakly said: 'I guess I can't do it, I really regret coming to this world to ......', my dad carried me all the way to the hospital, crying all the way. When I came back, I regretted coming to this world after being beaten by my father. ”

I thought that Xu Fang's two powerful jokes would be taken out to attract people's attention, but I didn't expect Xu Fang's next jokes to be so powerful. Qiu Ning laughed hard just now, and when she heard this paragraph, she laughed again, and slammed the table with her hands, and laughed with tears: "It's so funny, hahaha, I can't do it anymore." Xu Fang, you are too bad, you definitely want to laugh at me to death and then inherit my position as the director. I'll settle accounts with you when you come out. ”

"It's about to be a holiday, this kind of festival generally has a lot of people getting married, everyone knows about marriage, I haven't been in touch for a long time and suddenly found you, and politely said I'm engaged on this holiday, do you want to come to my engagement banquet? Many people don't know how to answer at this time, Xiao Xu taught you a trick, you just said it's a pity, I also got married on this holiday, it seems that you can't come! New skills get, and save 500 yuan. ”

"One day the boy and the girl had a fight, and the girl was very angry and ran out of the door. The boy hurried after the girl and snatched the door back. ”

"I had a dream last night that I was beaten by a group of people and woke up scared. When I woke up, I went back to sleep, but I dreamed of the group of people, who rolled up their sleeves and said to me, "Yo, you dare to come back!"

“……”

Azure Star, Quartet Country.

Listening to Xiangzhou, in a company, a man was prostrate on the table, because he laughed too violently, and now the whole person is a little convulsive.

The colleague next to him looked at him like this, and asked suspiciously: "Xiaoli, what's the matter?"

"Listen...... Hmph...... Listen to Tahaha...... Radio Tamar!"

"What kind of channel is this? It can't be a show in Tianqiongzhou, right? ”

"Don't say it...... Hahaha, you're ...... Hey, hey, hahaha...... Listen to it. The man who listened to the joke didn't speak after saying a word, and he couldn't laugh anymore.

Colleagues on the side watched him so happy, although they didn't expect much from this show, but they still opened the channel out of curiosity. After a while, both of them leaned on the table and laughed.

Tianqiong State, Tamar City.

In various public places in Tamar City, many places are required to listen to Radio Tamar at a certain time, hoping to increase the listening rate of the station. Although listeners will be selective in their choice of filtering, this rule has always adhered to it.

A couple of men and women were drinking drinks in a beverage store, and Xiao Xu's talk show was whispering in the stereo next to them.

The boy's expression was a little nervous, the girl was very beautiful, and it was obvious that the boy was chasing the girl. Looking at the meaning of girls, it is clear that boys are not excluded.

The boy was thinking about how to confess to the girl, took a sip of the drink and began to think, and was about to speak, when he suddenly heard Xu Fang's joke.

Burst!

The boy's laughter was not too high, and after listening to it, he couldn't hold back, and the drink in his mouth squirted out directly. Coincidentally, he sprayed the girl in the face.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. The boy hurriedly apologized, secretly annoyed that he was careless, but after listening to Xu Fang's second joke, he laughed directly: "Hahaha." ”

"You're still laughing, you did it on purpose!" the girl didn't pay attention to the radio joke, but she didn't know why the boy laughed. Seeing that the boy was squirting himself and laughing so happily, the girl suddenly became angry, got up and walked out.

"Hey, hey, wait, I really didn't mean to, paralyze Xiao Xu, you're too bad......" The boy complained to Xu Fang in annoyance, but chased out with a smile on his face.

In Bihaizhou, a young pregnant woman was lying on the bed, casually turning on a channel, and suddenly heard Xu Fang's broadcast. When she heard Xu Fang's joke, the pregnant woman's laughter never stopped, and she opened her group of girlfriends and shouted: "Everyone, listen to Tamar Radio Station, and regret not listening to it!" My child is about to laugh off. ”

……

Xu Fang's speed of speech is moderate, there are many jokes, and there are also many small stories. There is tension and relaxation, and it will not make people's nerves too tight. The half-hour time ended quickly, and at the end, Xu Fang said gently: "Thank you for listening, I am the anchor Xu Fang, and I look forward to seeing you again tomorrow! See you soon!"

After saying this, Xu Fang pressed the red button on the instrument and ended the show.

Stretching his waist, after Xu Fang came out, he was suddenly stunned by the scene in front of him. I saw everyone in the office lying on the table holding their stomachs, and they had a few convulsions from time to time, accompanied by "hehe" laughter from time to time, the scene was indescribably weird.