Chapter 001: The Nervous Gastronomy System
The spring rain is dashing, the night rain is like a song, and the cold rain is rhythmically knocking on the window. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Xiaolou listened to the spring rain overnight, there was a messy broken bed in the bedroom on the second floor of this small building, Gao Xiaoleng had been lying on this messy broken bed for two days and two nights, and he hadn't moved.
There is a gray-brown spider on the top of the wall, but according to its observation in the past two days, it should be a corpse lying on this bed, at this time, the little spider looked left and right to see no one, so it skillfully spit out a spider silk, and then slid down along this spider silk, and landed on Gao Xiaoleng's neckline, this hard-working and thinking little spider began to form a spider web on Gao Xiaoleng's face.
The "corpse" suddenly moved, and grabbed the panicked little spider in one hand.
"Team leader Zhang Quan bullied me, are you also here to fall into the well?" Gao Xiaoleng pinched the little spider and sat up suddenly.
The little spider naturally couldn't speak, but the frightened appearance made Gao Xiaoleng feel pity, and Gao Xiaoleng didn't bother with the little spider, so he let the little spider go.
Gao Xiaoleng watched the frightened little spider crawl away quickly, habitually touched his pocket, and took out a golden cigarette case, only the last cigarette was in it, Gao Xiaoleng lit the cigarette, took a deep puff, listened to the sound of rain outside the window, and fell into contemplation.
Gao Xiaoleng is a computer maintenance engineer of Hucheng Longxing Computer Company, oh no, it was two days ago, but now it is not, he was fired from the company, thinking about what happened two days ago, Gao Xiaoleng's heart is still dripping blood, otherwise he would not have been lying down for two days without eating, drinking or moving.
There was no rain in the morning two days ago, and the bright sun shone on Longxing Computer Company in Shanghai Caohe Industrial Park, and also shone on Gao Xiaoleng, who was still an engineer, as the company's first person in soldering iron technology, was selected by the company to participate in the Shanghai Caohe Industrial Park Soldering Iron Skills Competition.
Many people in the company are envious, jealous and hateful of Gao Xiaoleng, but the most envious and jealous is Gao Xiaoleng's maintenance team leader Zhang Quan, and Gao Xiaoleng didn't know that his girlfriend Han Xiangxue had betrayed him at that time, and he stupidly drank the iced tea handed to him by Han Xiangxue.
Gao Xiaoleng drank the bottle of iced tea and wanted to go to the toilet, but was bumped into by a daredevil, the daredevil's hurried escape and stepped on Gao Xiaoleng's right hand, Gao Xiaoleng only vaguely saw that the daredevil's back was a little hunched, and now I want to come to this trick is so poisonous, because Gao Xiaoleng wants to represent Longxing Computer Company to participate in the soldering iron skills competition, and he has to rely on his right hand to take the soldering iron!
The soldering iron competition was held by the computer manufacturer Yingbaoda, a supergiant company in the IT industry, and in addition to Longxing Computer Company, there were three small companies of similar size to them participating in the soldering iron competition.
Gao Xiaoleng and the other contestants began to weld the memory slot on a computer motherboard, which is the most difficult part to weld on the computer motherboard, but Gao Xiaoleng has enough confidence to weld well, and Gao Xiaoleng is best at welding the memory slot.
However, when Gao Xiaoleng was halfway through welding, he suddenly saw his girlfriend Han Xiangxue and maintenance team leader Zhang Quan pulling and pulling, and Gao Xiaoleng continued to compete with a sense of resentment.
However, when Gao Xiaoleng's welding was about to end, the staff of Yingbaoda informed Gao Xiaoleng that the urine test of the competition was positive, which meant that Gao Xiaoleng had taken illegal drugs to participate in the competition, but at this time Gao Xiaoleng's welding had been completed.
But this is not the last straw that overwhelmed Gao Xiaoleng, the motherboard soldered by the contestants should be powered on for testing, but the motherboard soldered by Gao Xiaoleng burned and smoked because of the short circuit of welding.
This made Long Xingyu, the boss of Longxing Computer Company, very annoyed, and announced the dismissal of Gao Xiaoleng on the spot. If the motherboard didn't smoke, Long Xingyu might not care about any positive urine test, and he might not be willing to fire such a soldering iron master, but unfortunately there was no if.
Gao Xiaoleng lost his job, girlfriend, and dignity in one day, Gao Xiaoleng ran away in everyone's abuse and contempt, in fact, Gao Xiaoleng can appeal, but if Gao Xiaoleng complains on the spot, then he will pull the in the crotch of his pants because of diarrhea, Gao Xiaoleng can only escape, this Zhang Quan is so poisonous!
After smoking a cigarette, Gao Xiaoleng habitually wanted to smoke another cigarette, but unfortunately there was no smoke in the cigarette box, it was raining outside, and it was already dark.
Gao Xiaoleng felt that there was an extra black hole-like thing in the mural, he shook his head, and wanted to get up and go out to buy cigarettes, but unfortunately he fainted just after standing up.
"Drop!"
Gao Xiaoleng woke up suddenly, at this time Gao Xiaoleng felt that he was hungry, and the stomach wall was burning and painful like a rusty machine when it was started, Gao Xiaoleng was awakened by hunger, at least Gao Xiaoleng thought so.
"Drop! The test starts, the test is done. The host is mentally stable, has super perseverance, and is suitable for binding. Binding begins, binding ends!"
A mysterious electronic sound sounded in Gao Xiaoleng's mind, and Gao Xiaoleng thought that he must be hallucinating from hunger, and now he had to get up and find something to eat.
"Low curiosity!Do you want to unbind?"
The cold electronic sound sounded again in Gao Xiaoleng's mind, and Gao Xiaoleng also pinched his cheek fiercely, it hurt, this is not an illusion!
"System?" Gao Xiaoleng nervously held his breath.
"Hello, host!" a stilted electronic voice continued.
"Hello, I don't want to unbind!" Gao Xiaoleng shouted very out of shape.
However, Gao Xiaoleng was quickly confused again, this kind of voice that appeared directly in his head was too strange, shouldn't the sound be heard with his ears?
"The host's understanding of sound is too unscientific, and it is necessary to popularize the principle of you humans hearing sound for the host!"
"The human ear is divided into three parts: the outer ear, the middle ear, and the inner ear. The outer ear includes the pinna, the external auditory canal, and the eardrum, which is what you humans often call the ear, which has the function of collecting sound waves. ”
"When the sound waves are collected through the pinna and into the ear, the eardrum vibrates, and then the vibration of the eardrum is transmitted from the three ossicles of the middle ear to the inner ear, which is the most peripheral part of the auditory nerve. ”
"The sound waves from the middle ear stimulate the endings of the auditory nerve, making it excited, and the excitement travels along the auditory nerve to the auditory center of the cerebral cortex, and the person hears the sound. This system is a direct stimulation of the auditory center of your cerebral cortex. ”
The cold electronic sound sounded without any emotion, but this kind of direct stimulation of the auditory center was very wonderful, and such a big lump of words seemed to make Gao Xiaoleng understand in a second.
Gao Xiaoleng struggled to sit up, this system is too amazing, he didn't say anything, just thought about it in his head, this system knows everything, and now it is developed.
"Wait a minute, what system are you?" Gao Xiaoleng began to think intently.
"The host is bound to the strongest working emperor system, invented by the NB professor of the mysterious constellation, this system is launched into the universe and randomly bound, you are the first binder of this system, in view of the weak nature of the host, this system will be displayed in the form of text, and the host can be seen by concentrating. The mysterious electronic sound disappeared strangely.
Gao Xiaoleng was in a high degree of excitement at this time, and he couldn't even take care of the burning sensation of hunger, Gao Xiaoleng immediately began to watch intently.
Goal: This system will help you become the strongest working emperor in the universe
Host: Gao Xiaoleng
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Nationality: Chinese Han nationality
Origin: Confidential for the time being
Physique: Weak, mentally stable, super perseverance, low curiosity
Skill: None
Props: None
Comprehensive evaluation of part-time work skills: Grade 0 for the working poor
(A person who doesn't even have a job is naturally not rated as the lowest level of the working poor, you are the working poor level zero)
【Mission】......