Oh my God! It turned out to be Tianju Gongzu and his thirteen Taibao, among which there was one more meat sitting man Boom Ho, this is the one who spoke just now, in addition, there is also a Cowherd Star man, who hijacked the young generals to this bad Cowherd Star, and destroyed the white feathers and brought the young generals to this junk food land, to let them eat to death, sleep to death, and keep exhaling carbon dioxide for them - exogenous,

The appearance of exogenous beings made Leng Wuya react quickly, scolding, it must be this guy who led the group of chrysanthemums to move here from the earth, do you also want to use these demons, let them eat to death, sleep to death, and keep exhaling carbon dioxide for them, if so, then now these demons are on the same front as us, and our purpose is amazingly consistent, if nothing else, that is, to escape from this planet. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When Leng Wuya thought of this, he walked straight towards Tianju Gongzu, and pretended to be angry when he met: "What are you doing here? There are no chrysanthemums here." ”

"But there's food here" Tianju Gongzu smiled very charmingly, I don't know if it was a foreign acquaintance or what? Tianju Gongzu's eyes showed a bright joy...

"I didn't think about coming to this sect leader at first, is there any chrysanthemum here, why am I coming here, but this sect master?" Tianju Gongzu pointed to the outside and said: " But this foreign brother, I tried my best to win over and tempt the Taibao of this sect master, saying that there is everything here, this is an endless ocean of endless desires, there is everything, so ah, this sect leader and my group of unproductive Taibao people, they keep shouting to come here, they are like thirteen flies, oh no, it is thirteen thousand flies, buzzing in my ears of this sect master, and finally, this sect leader I, you think about it, how pitiful I am this sect leader, this sect leader I, first, yes, I can't stand their buzzing, and secondly, I have also thought clearly, in order to promote and magnify our cosmic great religion, chrysanthemum religion, so ah, I also came to this barren land, oh no, it is not a chrysanthemum land, come, carry forward our cosmic great religion, chrysanthemum religion. ”

Tianju Gongzu said this, grinned, and covered his mouth with the small fan in his hand that never left his hand, and said with a smile: "What a coincidence, I met the sect leader and my favorite you, hehe, the sect leader I am so happy, the sect leader I, hey, the sect master, where is my little feather?" To tell the truth,Since Xiao Yu left the sect leader me,This sect leader I,It's uncomfortable to die.,Uncomfortable this sect leader I.,I keep abusing myself with chrysanthemums.,If you don't see Xiao Yu again.,This sect leader I'll give myself to chrysanthemum death.。。。 ”

"Don't talk about these things yet" Leng Wuya interrupted Tianju Gongzu's confession, he wanted to make things clear here as soon as possible, and then, if nothing else, just think of a way together, work together, rush out of this planet together, and return to the home planet - Earth.

"yes, don't talk about that. "Waisheng came to Leng Wuya and Tianju Gongzu in time, and he was not alone, Waisheng came with Shimo Twelve, looking at this, he didn't want Leng Wuya to reveal the truth here, so he came over in time to interrupt.

"It's not easy for you earthlings to get together, there happens to be a cultural person here, I think, just rush to this fate, let's ask this cultural person to write a "Actual History of the Deeds of the Century" for us on the wonderful events that are currently happening, you say, how good this thing is. ”

"Yes, right, good" Twelve was praised, the beauty in the heart, the drunk on the face, and the whole body sighed. . .

"Hey, it's a coincidence, I'll just say, I'll meet acquaintances everywhere, hee-hee, a few brothers came first, okay, why is it good? Well, because it's good, it's good, hee-hee, this situation, I have to write a poem, um

From the earth to the Cowherd,

When he came up, he began to be clouded;

A few acquaintances appeared in front of me,

Uh, hee-hee, hehe。。。。。 ”

The wry smile on the face of the poet demon should not be able to answer the next sentence.

Ba'er didn't know where the inspiration came from, so he casually said: "I'm happy to drink a few cups when we meet"

Ba'er's exit made everyone at the scene open their mouths wide and speechless, because Ba'er's sentence cannot be said to be untidy, according to the popular limerick method.

Ba'er saw that no one squeaked, and he didn't know what was going on, so he stared left and right with wide eyes, and finally he thought that he was a wine demon, and he opened his mouth to say, 'Happy to drink a few cups when you meet', these individuals, are they really waiting for him to take out the wine and drink a few cups.

Thinking of this, Ba'er involuntarily pressed the wine bag that he had been carrying on his chest, and laughed at himself to everyone:

"Hehe, I mean to say, drink but drink, but not consumed by me, I still keep this wine for me to drink, I heard from the outside world that this cowherd star has food, drinking, this wine, after all, it is indispensable, later, let's go to the wine Pacific together, together, drink, drink enough." ”

"Haha, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. "It was Twelve who broke the silence.

"Oh, okay, starling, okay, you, I didn't expect you to be so talented, I dare to pat my chest and say, in the poetry world, you must be the first in the amount of alcohol, hehe, to be honest, you and I thought of going together, just now, I was just about to say, 'Happy to drink a few cups', you, you said, 'Happy to drink a few cups'." ”

At this time, Twelve Er showed a face full of surprise and a little jealousy, he patted Ba'er on the shoulder and praised: "I found that you are a bit of a poet, or you don't want to be a drunkard, learn from me, learn to be a poet demon, you are Ba'er, I will call you Poem Eight." ”

"What kind of poem, eight poems, eight poems" Mahjong Mo Jiu'er felt awkward when he heard it.

"Poetry eight, at first glance it sounds like 'die', go die, do you curse my starling to death or what? To be honest, I can also take your broken poem, I'll take it, well, mahjong is monotonous red. ”

"It's too good, it's too good" Twelve's excited face flushed, with tears in his eyes, trembling all over, and said while wiping his tears: "I didn't expect you all to write poems, alas, the devil's way of the world is a family, the magic poetry is the biggest, after all, the poet is the biggest, you see, even the wine devil and the mahjong demon can poetry, other brothers, you also come, give up your hobby, make a poem, solve some practical problems." ”

"Bah" said with a pout: "What practical problems can poetry solve, the best, what can solve practical problems, is to play football, kick the ball well, any problem can be solved." ”

"It's so simple" Cowherd Star's eyes widened: "I haven't heard of it, it is said that I can also play football, but it has not solved any practical problems?"

"Yes" Mi'er was surprised at first, but after listening to what Waisheng said, he felt that there was also a football on this Cowherd Star, it seems that sports have no borders, what are you scolding, it should be sports without a planet, what does that twelve say?

Thinking of this, Mi'er glanced at Twelve Er with a meaningful smile, and said in his heart: I'll debate with you later, there are more important things to ask now.

Then Mi'er asked the foreign student very curiously: "What, the football of your planet, well, can you let me participate in a kick, any kind of game, you don't know, I'm a football demon, football is my life, I give all my fate to football, my biggest desire is to become a round football, kicked around by those feet, I, I can be happy." ”

"What?" said the Waisen with a frown, "You want to play football?"

"Yes, hee-hee... Mi'er smiled.

"Are you a defender?" asked the outcast.

"What? What are you called a player? I'm a kicker, a soccer player. Mi'er wondered.

"yes, because you keep the ball, do you play the ball? Waisheng said.

"What do you mean?"

Then, he thought that this was the Cowherd Star, the possible rules or something, different from the one on Earth, and it was necessary to ask.

So, Mi'er asked the waisheng, "What, how many people are in your team?"

"Eleven" replied succinctly: "One of them is a defender." ”

"In our place, it's called the goalkeeper. Mi'er thought he understood, and then asked, "What, how many soccer balls are there in your game?"

"One football, two goals. The Exogen replied.

"Isn't this all the same as on the earth?" said with a smile: "It's all one football, it's all two goals, and it's all eleven players on each side, isn't it the same as on the earth." ”

"Well, that's right, the same as on Earth. The outsider nodded affirmatively.

"That's not right?" Mi'er's question came again.

"Then why are you called 'goalkeepers'?

"What is there to guard the door?" "The main thing is to keep the ball"

No, their conversation couldn't help but make Leng Zhong interested, he came to Waisheng with a smile and asked: "Waisheng, I see that you have a long face and double eyelids, and you look like a particular person, so what, tell me, why do you want to guard the ball well?"

"This?" "The outsider blushed, in his opinion, there were still people asking such a simple question that didn't need to be answered, it's just...

But when he saw that Leng Zhong was from the earth, he thought it would be better to explain it to highlight the friendship of the Earth's Cowherd Star.

"That's right," said the outsider, "a soccer game, you should know, that is, a soccer ball is placed in the middle of the field... ”

"That's right," Mi'er interjected: "The next item is to guess the coin kick-off." ”

"That's right," said the outsider: "Then each side sent a guard player to watch the football, and then there were ten players on each side, each carrying a large goal of the same size, and then put the football on the set to see who can set it, and the one in the set is a goal, of course, no one wants to be set by the other party, so ah, they will carry each other's goals to hit, and then, and then take time to set the ball." ”

"Ahh

After a while, Mi'er remembered a question again: "The goalkeeper, oh no, it's your stupid goalkeeper, what should they do?"

Their job is to keep the ball from being picked up by a mouse or a rabbit on the ground and affecting the game. Waisheng said.

"" Leng Zhong shook his head: "Dare to love these two defenders has nothing to do with the game"

"This?" Mi'er was a little depressed: "What, these ten people are carrying a big box, and the two gangs collide with each other, and they can't produce stars?"

"Football star?" Wai Sheng looked puzzled again: "What is a football star, what is the use of a football star?"

"What's the use?" Mi'er was excited when he heard this, because he admired the star the most, and he was now a 'ball student', and he was only a 'day' away from the 'star'. (Note: Star = Birth + Day)

Mi'er said proudly: "Look at those former stars, what do you really want, you want money, you want people, you want beautiful women, you have beautiful women." ”

"What the hell" The young generals glared at this young man fiercely, because they were very sensitive to this statement, because they were all - comrade, in that sense, comrade.

Hu'er noticed the strangeness of everyone, and then saw the cold and overly serious face of their sect leader Zi Tianju Gongzu, Mi'er suddenly remembered that this Tianju Gongzu's shemale physique, as well as the nature of liking male style.

Mi'er knew that he had made a mistake, and hurriedly changed his words and said: "Oh, this football, it's really good, kick the ball well, you can get everything, this money, and this person, it's all 'kicked' out, you look at those stars or something, that's really what you want, what you want, what you want, you want money, you want people, you want beauty... ”

"You also said" Tianju Gongzu looked a little angry.

"Look at your unproductive appearance, what's the matter? Why do you still want to find a beautiful woman? Spicy next door, how can there be a beautiful woman in this world, you come from the earth, have you ever seen a beautiful woman on this road, you don't know my temper, this sect leader I have always been known for my strong and strong, brave and domineering masculine beauty, your dad than the child, do you look at the appearance of this sect leader I am a delicate shy little woman, do you think that this sect leader I am a delicate shy little woman? You can just find a delicate little shy woman to PK with the sect leader and me, and see if it is the delicate shy little woman who is delicate and shy, or the sect leader and I are delicate and shy?"

"Where is it" Mi'er's big face was frightened green, and he hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, and confessed: "Mi'er made you more angry than the old man's master, and Mi'er changed it when he knew his mistake, and Mi'er knew you, your old man's old man's 'Hai Na Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Liqian Gong Zu chose the anus of the rhubarb Daju Dajiao Little Master'Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, is absolutely a strong and strong, brave and domineering masculine beauty is known for her delicate shyness. ”