Text The Third Season of Red Dust Old Things_Chapter 1224 City Small Tank
As far as the eye can see, this huge cave is also hundreds of square meters! But now all of them are crowded with these sacrificial offerings, not to mention anything else, just talking about the golden paper money with a face value of hundreds of millions or even billions, it is enough to have more than a dozen tons, not to mention a large piece of paper horses and paper people!
"What? you...... You actually spent more than a million yuan? Are you kid having a brain convulsion!" As soon as he heard this figure, Li Xiaoqiang was immediately angry and wanted to give the fairy tale a slap! However, he thought about it, in order to curry favor with the underworld, it was worth spending more! After all, he would still have a place to use the underworld in the future, so now give them a generous gift, and it will be easier to do things when the time comes!
"Boss, you ...... You think I don't feel sorry for spending money! That's not because you said you want to buy more and buy more!" After spending the money and being complained, the fairy tale couldn't help but look depressed!
"Fairy tale brother, what are you buying? Why do you still have a palace?" Wang Tianfeng, who was dumbfounded, pointed to the various simple and exquisite palaces tied with paper on the side, and asked stupidly.
"You kid! This is really a bloody investment! Not only have you bought palaces, but you have even bought so many of the most fashionable villas in modern times!" Li Xiaoqiang stepped forward to take a closer look, and found that the materials of these palaces and villas are exquisite! Generally, the usual paper ties are made of straw, but all of them are made of precious yin wood.
Li Xiaoqiang glanced at the fairy tale with a sigh on his face, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up and said: "If you know, you are a maggot giving a gift to the underworld, and if you don't know, you still think that you are going to the underworld to invest in real estate......! I am so impressed!" Fairy Tale rolled her eyes and said, "Boss, you just say this is not okay, right?"
"Well, okay, why not! You have to do it! You haven't been to the prefecture, you don't know, there are tight resources, and many civil servants in the Yin Division only have salaries and no extra money! Even the judges and middle-level cadres eat and live in the mansion, but there is no special mansion! And we can just take this opportunity to buy them well, and when the time comes, we can ask for someone if we have something to do!" Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said!
"That's good! That's good! As long as you say it's useful, then my money won't be spent in vain! Otherwise, I'll be distressed to death!" said Fairy Tale with a hammer on her chest!
"Mr. Li! As far as I know, there is a ghost fort in the underworld, and it is very magnificently decorated! Why do you say that, it has become two different looks!" Wang Tianfeng asked suspiciously.
"Wang Daochang, I can just give you an answer to the situation you said! I have also been to the underworld before, and I have also had this kind of doubt, but after the people below tell me, I will understand what is going on!" Li Xiaoqiang smiled slightly, and then said to Wang Tianfeng: "The officials of the underworld do not have their own mansions at all, and they all give the things they save to those ghosts who do good deeds and accumulate virtues. And the Ghost Realm Fort you are talking about is precisely the place where the underworld specially entertains those kind souls with yin virtue!"
"Oh! I see! It seems that I will have to walk around the world often in the future, otherwise I will really derail the world if I blindly seek the Tao in isolation! I can't even understand such basic things!" Wang Tianfeng couldn't help but sigh for a while when he heard this!
"Haha! Boss! I have prepared a lot of new things for those masters! Come and have a look!" While speaking, the fairy tale took Li Xiaoqiang and Wang Tianfeng to a row of planes, sports cars, and ships!
"Huh, you...... What are you...... You explain to me what is going on? What the hell is going on in your head? How can you still burn planes and ships to the underworld?" Li Xiaoqiang said with a speechless face.
"Hehe, Boss, I didn't say it! You don't look at what era it is now? Do you have to make progress with this thought? Now that everyone is so technologically advanced, how can the prefecture keep pace with the times?"
"You idiot! They're all dead for I don't know how many years, who would open this thing?
"Hehe, what do you mean you can't open it? I've thought of it all for them! Boss, what do you think of this?" Fairy Tale excitedly took Li Xiaoqiang's hand, walked behind a row of plane butts, and said, "This is what the owner of the paper shop reminded me! Otherwise, I really forgot about it!"
Good guy! I don't know if I don't see it, but when I saw it, Li Xiaoqiang suddenly blinded him, and I saw that there was a piece of paper flight attendants and pilots in that position, and not only that, but there were also airports and terminals, which were completely carved out according to the real thing!
"How's it going? Boss! Satisfied with the realistic effect? This is made with 3D printing technology, and those paper figures are made from the best pilots and flight attendants in the world, and the height and bust are exactly the same. It will definitely satisfy the bigwigs down there!" The fairy tale premise left a flight attendant, and said after gesturing up and down!
"Yes! The fairy tale rolled her eyes and said with a smug face: "That's it, boss, look this way!" What is this?"
"Well, what else is there?" Li Xiaoqiang looked curiously in the direction of the fairy tale finger, and was suddenly shocked again! Not only cars, but also all kinds of sports cars, luxury cars, off-road vehicles, and so on!
"You...... Fairy tale brother! You let the old Taoist tell me what is good about you! Are you really planning to burn everything that is now modern? As far as I know, the roads in the underworld are all dirt roads, and you can only walk in sedan chairs, and these are not applicable!" Wang Tianfeng, who had reacted for a long time, said.
The fairy tale replied disapprerovingly: "Master Wang, you are going to OUT, right? The sedan chair still has to be carried by ghosts, the speed is still slow, and it is not comfortable, how can this car come comfortably and conveniently? Besides, I will prepare a few construction teams for them! Look at this...... What trucks, concrete trucks, workers, everything, but they are crushed in the innermost and you can't see it. ”
"If we burn all these things, it's a modern city!"
"I dare to assert that from ancient times to the present, there are really few people who dare to burn tribute to the underworld with such fanfare as we do! I'm worried that if all these things are burned, if this mountain is set on fire, it will be a lot of fun! But seriously, I'd love to see how the Hades judges in the underworld will react when they see this! Hehe! It will definitely be very interesting!" Wang Tianfeng stroked his beard and said, smiling!
"If you're afraid of causing a fire, you can cast a magic circle in a while, won't it be solved? As for the people in the underworld...... How else can they react? They will certainly be very happy! As the saying goes, it is not strange to be polite to many people, and judging from my many years of experience in the world, they will certainly be happy to accept it! Besides, the old saying doesn't say, that money can make ghosts grind? It can be seen that those ghosts really have very little oil and water! We have done so much at once, and they will definitely be grateful to themselves!" The fairy tale said!
"I've already bought it anyway!
"Yes, listen to you! I am afraid that our arson will anger the mountain gods here!" Wang Tianfeng looked at Li Xiaoqiang and the fairy tale, and he didn't know what to say!
"Haha! Mountain gods? Don't be funny, head Wang! You don't want to see who we give these things to! This is a sacrifice to the underworld! Do they dare to squeak a little mountain god land? Do they dare to argue with the underworld? Hmph! In my opinion, even if they are given ten guts, they don't dare to speak! So, don't be afraid of them, let's burn our own! If they are not convinced, they will go directly to the underworld to complain!" "The fairy tale couldn't help laughing when she heard this, and said!
"Okay! Don't talk nonsense, stay back, I'll lay an enchantment first, and the fire in the province will spread out uncontrollably!" As he spoke, Li Xiaoqiang waved his hand at the fairy tale king and Tianfeng and the others, signaling them to take two steps back! Li Xiaoqiang pinched a magic trick with his hand, and then with a slight shake of his right hand, he gathered a trace of spiritual power and drew a lot of strange ornaments in the air. Immediately, he opened his hands, looked up at the moonlit sky, and said something in his mouth: "Respectfully hold the load with the earth's duties, and be quiet." Now the fire is shaken, to honor virtue. Wading through the river to the north, and with exclamation. But there is a god in the underworld, and the soil is soothed. Suli ancestral hall, according to the prayer ceremony. Please be blessed by the Spirit. Dare to forget your fears, and answer your ......"
I had never heard a fairy tale of Li Xiaoqiang reciting such a spell, so he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Wang Tianfeng with a confused face, and asked: "Master Wang! What is this? If you don't understand it, why have I never heard of it! What is this for?"
"Fairy tale brother, you don't understand this! This is a kind of green word for sacrificing ghosts and gods, and of course you don't understand it if you haven't been in contact with it!" Wang Tianfeng smiled slightly and said.
"Well, is it specifically for ghosts and gods......? Why don't ordinary people say this when they sacrifice to ghosts and gods?" Fairy Tale asked, shaking her head.
"Can they make the same sacrifices as you make them? Don't you look at what you've got? Is this something that ordinary ghosts and gods can afford? Let's not give a word in advance, there are so many things taken over at once, and we can't mess up!" Wang Tianfeng glanced at the fairy tale, and said angrily!
"Well, okay, I understand! I just inform the ghosts and gods in the underworld in advance, and we have to give them gifts!" Li Xiaoqiang pinched the magic in his hand and finished reciting the long green words, then turned his head to the fairy tale and said: "Fairy tale, come here! Because there are too many of these things, I am afraid that there will be omissions, you can play a drop of essence blood!" Hearing Li Xiaoqiang's words, the fairy tale quickly shook his head and said: "Boss, what are you going to do! Why don't you use your essence blood!"
"Stinky boy, don't talk nonsense! It's not your life, what are you afraid of?" Li Xiaoqiang glared at the fairy tale and scolded. "Boss, don't tease me, okay! What kind of cultivator are you? And what's wrong? I think you're just going to make fun of me again!" said Fairy Tale as she took a few steps back.
"Brother Fairy Tale! Mr. Li is doing this for your own good! If you don't want to contribute a drop of essence blood, then let me come!" Wang Tianfeng rolled up his sleeves and prepared to go over!
"Hey, what's the situation? Master, Wang, you make it clear, why is it for my good?" As soon as he heard that it was beneficial, the fairy tale hurriedly reached out and dragged Wang Tianfeng back, and asked hurriedly.
"It stands to reason that so many sacrifices can be burned after reciting the green words!, but your eldest brother let you have the first drop of essence blood, obviously to let the ghosts and gods in the underworld know that this was prepared by the two of you brothers, and if you have anything at that time, then let the people of the underworld make it convenient for you! A drop of essence blood in exchange for a big favor in the underworld, how cost-effective this deal is!" Wang Tianfeng glanced at the fairy tale and continued: "How about it?
"Haha! Isn't it just a drop of essence blood? No problem, let alone a drop of essence blood, even ten drops are no problem!" While speaking, the fairy tale hurriedly walked in front of Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Boss, you say! How to give this essence blood?"
"You kid! It's really unprofitable!" Li Xiaoqiang glared at the fairy tale and said, "Just puncture your middle finger and fall on these spells!"
"Okay boss!" The fairy tale no longer hesitated, and immediately pricked his middle finger, flicked it hard, and landed right in the middle of the spell!
"I'll go! I can still use it like this!" Seeing that his drop of essence blood slowly penetrated into the spell, the fairy tale couldn't help but mutter: "All the judges of Hades in the underworld! I bought these sacrifices for you! If I ask you for help in the future, you must agree!" After the drop of fairy tale's essence blood was completely absorbed by the spell, Li Xiaoqiang slowly withdrew his outstretched arms and began to form the magic seal, chanting words in his mouth!
"Phoenix Sacrifice Color!" As Li Xiaoqiang shouted, he immediately stretched out a finger and pointed to the rune suspended in mid-air! The next moment, a flame burst out of the spell and quickly gathered in the air to form a fiery phoenix with a whole body in flames! The phoenix that was blazing with flames, after circling in the air, circled around the cave of sacrifices! Because most of the sacrifices were made of paper or wheat straw, they were easily ignited!
"Huh? What is the situation? With so many sacrifices lit, why are there only flames and no smoke? And those flames are all attached to the fire phoenix! Looking at the fire phoenix that is getting bigger and bigger, the fairy tale can't help but exclaim! The fire continued to burn for more than two hours, and in the end, the entire altar was empty, and only a huge and incomparably huge fire phoenix kept flying up and down and hovering in front of the three of them! Li Xiaoqiang put his hands behind his back and said to the phoenix: " With this heart, please help me send it to the underworld!"
The fire phoenix seemed to be able to understand, and actually nodded at Li Xiaoqiang, and then it raised its head and hissed, and there was no trace in an instant when it drilled into the ground! The fairy tale and Wang Tianfeng on the other side were still immersed in this spectacular scene, and it was not until the phoenix disappeared that the two of them slowly reacted!
"Oh my God!"
"It's really spectacular!" Wang Tianfeng, who had cultivated for hundreds of years, stared closely at the place where the phoenix disappeared, and couldn't help but sigh: "This ...... What a good means! I really can't imagine that I will be able to see such a magnificent scene in my lifetime! What a blessing for three lives!"
The fairy tale smashed his mouth a few times, then looked at Li Xiaoqiang in a daze, and asked: "Boss! Is that a phoenix just now? It's so beautiful! I just found out now that you have so many magical powers, when will you guide me? Look at me...... There are only a few spells back and forth, and it's too embarrassing to take them out!"
Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said, "What you said is right! This is indeed the incarnation of the Spirit Beast Phoenix!"
"Ah, isn't it a phoenix, what's the difference?" asked Fairy Tale, frowning.
"Fairy tale brother, why don't you even understand this? The phoenix referred to in the ancient legend is a male and a female, the phoenix is a male, and the phoenix is a female. Do you understand?" Wang Tianfeng, who was on the side, explained and said.
"I'm going to go! I thought the phoenix was one! Together they are a couple!" The fairy tale said with a sudden realization! Wang Tianfeng shook his head and said helplessly: "I really don't understand how you cultivated to the Yuan Infant Stage! Why haven't you even figured out the basic common sense in these legends! Generally speaking, most of the totems are males, and there are very few females. And the magic power of the phoenix sacrifice color that Mr. Li just cast, according to the records, this should be the witchcraft created by the ancient fire god Zhu Rong! I always thought that many ancient witchcraft had broken off the inheritance, and now it seems that there are still strange people in this world!"
Hearing what Wang Tianfeng said, Li Xiaoqiang not only glanced at him more: "The Taoist chief is worthy of being the master of a faction! This insight is amazing!" As he spoke, Li Xiaoqiang symbolically gave Wang Tianfeng a thumbs up!
"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be! Mr. Li, you're joking! Old man, how can I be able to get into your eyes with such a little ability!" Wang Tianfeng hurriedly waved his hand and said.
"Boss, how long do you think it will take for so many sacrifices to be delivered?"
"I guess it's only half a stick of incense! After all, this is Huofeng's own horse, so the speed should be okay!" Li Xiaoqiang estimated the time and said!
The fairy tale smashed his mouth, thought for a while and said: "The ancients had a stick of incense, which was half an hour, that is, an hour." The time of half a pillar of incense is really fast!"
"Alright! Things are almost done, let's go!" Li Xiaoqiang said.
"Mr. Li, I think let's wait a minute!" Wang Tianfeng pondered for a while and said!