Watt?

The two looked at each other, looking confused, Wen Renze plucked his ears when he talked about it, and asked cautiously, "What did you say?"

"Let me ask you two, are you still not a virgin?" Helpless, Wang Fan could only repeat it again.

The two of them looked frightened, and Wang Fan's eyes became very strange, could it be that he still had some kind of hobby? It was simply creepy.

The eyes of the people around him were not right, Mo Yu's face was even more flushed, and he unceremoniously grabbed the soft flesh on Wang Fan's waist, twisted it seven hundred and twenty degrees, and Wang Fan screamed like a pig.

Really, people are still little girls, is it really appropriate to discuss this kind of topic?

"Why are you pinching me?" Wang Fan was annoyed.

"Who made you so nasty...... Join...... Even men are not spared. Mo Yu said as he spoke, as if he had imagined some kind of forbidden picture, his little face turned pale, and he snorted, "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

Wang Fan was stunned for a moment before he reacted, his face turned blue, and he roared angrily: "What are you thinking about in your head? I just need a little bit of pee!"

What a proper rotten girl! Ancient times were also rich in rotten girls?

"Boy pee?" everyone was stunned.

"But I'm both in my twenties and thirties, where do you look like a child?" Wen Renze's eyes twitched, "Could it be that you have insight into the secret of Conan's getting smaller and developed a rejuvenation elixir?"

"Conan, who is a god, it's terrible to be uneducated. Wang Fan said angrily, "The boy urine I am talking about is not the child urine in traditional Chinese medicine, but the child urine that the Taoists say, it is not required to be a boy under the age of ten, as long as it is a man who has not had sex with a woman, to put it simply, it is a virgin!

"What else does that mean?" Wen Renze blinked.

"Ahem, it's true, I'm not good at learning, I forgot for a while, I misunderstood, I misunderstood. Li Shu touched his head, his old face turned red, and then said, "But my child is three years old, you still have to ask him." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to Wen Renze next to him, and then quickly moved away, indicating that it was none of his business.

Wen Renze looked left and right, Xingtian, Bai Qi, and Ian were not Terrans, not to mention Wang Fan's old driver, he was the only one left with Zhente?

"Don't look at it, it's just you! you should still be there, right?" Wang Fan stared at Wen Renze with burning eyes.

"I ...... I...... Can I say no?" Wen Renze was about to cry.

Wang Fan immediately changed his face: "Aren't virgins, so what's the use of you? Xingtian, throw him down!"

Xing Tian stepped out, his muscles rolling, his muscles crackling.

"Wait!Wait! I am, am I still not good?" Wen Renze said with a sad and angry face.

The sad truth that he confessed to himself as a twenty-five-year-old virgin in front of everyone's eyes made him extremely mad, and he couldn't provoke Wang Fan, so he immediately piled up his resentment on his unreliable master.

The old guy accepted him as an apprentice at the age of thirteen, and for his practice to enter the realm, he domineeringly locked his acupoints and locked Yang, unless he broke through to a higher realm, Xiao Ding Ding couldn't get up. When I was a child, I was so foolish, but when I grew up, I couldn't live when I heard the pain of people, who could understand the mood of being able to see and not eat?

Wang Fan smiled and said: "You should be happy, you have made such a great contribution to the collective, you are a hero, your grandfather and your master will be proud of you." ”

Wen Renze's face was full of indignation: "Proud ghost! You asked me to bleed in order to open the tomb door before, and now you want to force me to **, I just want to release the world's No. 1 stinky fart and smoke you to death! Damn!"

"The organization will remember your contributions!" Wang Fan put his arm around his shoulders enthusiastically, grinning all over his face, and then turned around and shouted, "Hey, hey, the women are all avoiding!

The two women snorted at the same time, shamelessly, and then ran to the farthest place to avoid it.

Holding the water bladder in his hand, Wen Renze took a deep breath, his eyes blinking...... He took another deep breath and looked very calm.

The wind blew quietly, and the clouds drifted silently.

Three minutes later, Wang Fan couldn't bear it anymore.

"You're peeing!"

"Damn, don't you rush it, don't you? It's been brewing for a long time, and you've ruined it!"

"Yo! peeing is like rolling the sheets, and there's foreplay?"

"Why don't you come, you can do it, I'll call you 666!"

Wang Fan pouted: "You are a virgin, you are awesome, you can't afford to provoke you." ”

Wen Renze snorted coldly and continued to work hard.

It's really just finished urinating in the cabin, and I urinated on the pseudo-demon corpse ventingly, and now it's only been a while, and I really don't have the intention to urinate.

"Whew~Blah~Whew"

Suddenly, there was a whistling sound in his ears, very rhythmic, sudden, Wen Renze's body trembled, and he suddenly let out a breath, and after a while, he shook his wit.

Turning his head, he saw Bai Qi and Ian rolling on the ground with a smile.

"Damn, you're a fool of everything!" Ian burst into tears.

"I also went out once, and saw an old grandmother holding her three-year-old grandson, urinating on the side of the road, and the child peed as soon as she whistled, so I thought about giving it a try, but I didn't expect it to really work!"

"Die!" Wen Renze was annoyed and ashamed, and directly threw the "diatocyst" over.

Three minutes later, the group returned to the collapsed tomb, Wang Fan stood at the front, with a serious expression, serious eyes, and a diatocyst on the ground in front of him.

Call!

He took a deep breath, then exhaled, and then the qi in his body surged, and the pupil technique in his eyes was cast, and the sermon appeared, dazzling light.

The drawing of the runes must be performed with the pupil technique, which allows him to see every detail clearly, observe the details, and make sure that there are no mistakes when outlining the runes.

The hands are shining, the left hand is spread out, the right hand is circled, and then the chest is intersected, pinching the tedious seal, and then the right hand is stretched out to refer to the pen, and the volley is drawn in the air.

Wisps of magnificent red lines are outlined in the air, like flowers blooming, and a runic seal pattern gradually takes shape.

The last stroke fell, and Wang Fan's tongue bloomed with spring thunder: "Burning Sun Trace Talisman, Condensation!"

The pattern shines brightly in the air, and suddenly solidifies, turning into a lifelike talisman seal, shining and translucent.

The seal in Wang Fan's hand changed again: "Gangyan paints, pure yang is the guide, go to the sky and enter the earth, trace the trace!"

The water bladder burst, and the boy's urine flew out and landed on the talisman seal, without leaking a drop.

Something surprising happened, Fu Seal accepted the pure yang qi of the child's urine, and actually began to change, as if steel had been smelted, slowly melting, and finally turned into a fiery red spirit bird.

The firebird is only the size of a palm, the appearance is very beautiful, the roots and feathers are lifelike, the small eyes are very spiritual, and the demeanor is the same as that of a real bird!

Just when everyone was amazed, the Yanyang bird let out a clear call, flapped its wings, and flew towards Wen Renze, hovering around him, while crying happily, as if it had met its parents.

The corners of Wen Renze's mouth twitched, his head was full of black lines, and he finally became angry: "Get out! Get out!"

As soon as he thought that this thing was made with his own "virgin" urine, he felt uncomfortable, but at this time, Bai Qi was still mending the knife on the side.

"I'm dripping, Daddy Bird!"

(End of chapter)