Chapter Seventy-Seven: Threatening a Bird

Jiang Chengzi walked more and more happily on the Shu Road, and could even leave the large army behind. Of course, she can't act blindly before she waits for Yun Ge. What's more, as a person from the special forces, she knows what it means to be in the vast Shu Mountain.

Therefore, she has been following the main army. It's just that while people are not paying attention, they took some dry food and water fire folds in batches and put them in their packages.

After five days of doing this, eating and sleeping in the open air, the group finally came out of Shu Mountain and entered the relatively gentle Shu Road.

Yao Ziqiu hired a carriage in a nearby town, and Jiang Chengzi asked Yao Ziqiu for a little red horse because she was bent on parroting and because she hated the bumps of the carriage.

At this time, she was wearing Yang Qingrang's old clothes, a capable boy dressed up, turning over on a horse, and her posture was light. Everyone was not only stunned, but even Yang Qingrang on the side was surprised: "Ah Zhi was originally by Pan Daochang's side, and he also learned riding skills. ”

"Yes. She smiled back, whipped forward, and didn't wait for the people behind her to shout, only lost a sentence: "I'll go first, see you in Yizhou City." ”

Whether there is anyone chasing behind, Jiang Chengzi doesn't know. She only knew that after running for a long time, the horse was too tired to stand it, so she came down to rest, eat dry food, and let the horse eat a little grass and rest.

In this way, two days later, they arrived at the Chengdu Plain. After resting for one night in a nearby village and town, on the second day, he slowed down and rode slowly to Yizhou City.

She stood in front of the gate of Yizhou City and slowly exhaled: Yizhou, I'm here. But, Yang Chen, are you still there?

"Yo, Ninth Girl, you're so slow. I thought you would arrive yesterday at dusk, but you didn't expect to arrive at noon today. She was looking at the word "Yizhou" on the city wall, but she heard a slightly hoarse voice.

She turned her head slightly, and saw Yun Ge slowly flying from the small forest. The horse, who had never seen the parrot, thought it was dangerous, and neighed restlessly.

Jiang Chengzi patted it and said, "Don't be afraid, it won't harm you." ”

That horse is inferior. Still jumping in fear. Yun Ge took a look at it and said disdainfully, "Something that has no eyesight." No wonder Ah Zhi has only arrived now. ”

Jiang Chengzi didn't care, took the name card, and entered the city with a horse and a bird. As soon as you enter the city. The horse became a burden, and it happened that he had no money. Jiang Chengzi sold the horse and found a small shop to eat.

In the process of eating, he asked: "Yun Ge, do you say that the master of your family is the Yang family of Chang'an?"

"You know it all. Also asked. Yun Ge was unceremonious, covering his face with his wings and drinking a bowl of water.

"But Yang Chen?" Jiang Chengzi asked again.

Yun Ge wiped his mouth and said, "Exactly." On that day, I was in Luoshui Grange, and my son ordered me to guard you. However, you are too terrifying, and you are trapped in traps everywhere, so I will go to my son-in-law. ”

"Oh, how did your son-in-law get arrested, and where is he now?" Jiang Chengzi asked as he ate the soup cake.

Yun Ge looked around. said: "Those people's teeth are extremely vicious, and they took the son of the nurse, and the son grew up with the son of the nurse, and they were very affectionate, so they led people to chase the people's teeth, all the way to the vicinity of the weeping willow inn, but they unexpectedly fell for their special incense. I was able to dodge it quickly because I was able to dodge it. ”

Jiang Chengzizai ate the soup cake carefully, and asked for a while, "What about Ah Nian?"

On the same day, Mu Gongzi was arrested. My little Langjun was afraid of losing it, so he immediately brought a few guards and followed lightly. Ah Nian Gongzi was told to the emperor secretly after I went home to tell him. took over the errand of the imperial court and led the good men of the Zuotun Guard. Although Yun Ge is a parrot with a high IQ, he doesn't look like a human at all, this paragraph, it took a lot of effort to speak, and Jiang Chengzi also had a lot of effort to hear it clearly.

She squinted at Yunge. Xi Luo said: "It seems that you are not very powerful." ”

"What's powerful?" Yun Ge asked rhetorically.

Jiang Chengzi didn't explain, she only asked for an ordinary small room in the inn, and even refused a series of money-collecting services that the shopkeeper came to sell, and as soon as she finished lunch, she closed the door and carried Yun Ge into the house.

A man and a bird sit opposite each other, looking at each other.

"Do you dare to swear to the sky, what you say is true?" Jiang Chengzi took the lead in posting. She knew that oaths were still more important in ancient times. Although it is a bird, it is raised by a man after all.

When Yun Ge heard her words, he stumbled and almost fell off the stool.

"It seems that you have sneered. Jiang Chengzi said slowly.

Yun Ge then jumped on the stool, made a movement with his wings to wipe the sweat on his forehead, and said, "Who can guarantee that you will never lie? Everyone has their own difficulties, and everyone has their own secrets. As long as the lies I tell are harmless to you, and have no intention of harming you, is it okay?"

Jiang Chengzi had to admit that this parrot had a very high IQ, and her aggressive words were unexpectedly dissolved by it in a few words by secretly changing concepts. But she didn't want to let it go, so she continued: "What you say is not unreasonable. But if you are not me, how do you know that your lies are harmless to me?"

When Brother Parrot heard this, he patted his forehead with his wings, looking like he was about to call the sky and grab the earth, and said to himself: "Sure enough, they are more bandits than bandits." ”

Jiang Chengzi knew that this parrot brother was talking about herself, and she didn't care about a bird, so she said directly: "Don't try to change the concept, when I asked you if the soup cake was delicious or the yellow rice was delicious, you replied that you wanted to eat old bacon." ”

Although Yun Ge's IQ is high, it is obviously not enough, so he immediately asked, "What is the old bacon?"

Jiang Chengzi then remembered that this was ancient times, and salt seemed to be a precious thing, comparable to a precious item of gold. She then remarked: "The meat that the immortals enjoy." ”

Yun Ge said seriously: "I don't know, how can I answer this." I still love to eat lotus root mutton. ”

"It doesn't matter what you like to eat. Now shut up for me, and I'll ask you succinctly what you just said. Jiang Chengzi saw that if this cloud song was going to be pulled again, the topic would be far away, so he immediately cut to the chase.

The parrot in front of him once again showed a very embarrassed look, looked at Jiang Chengzi pitifully, and asked in a low voice: "Ah Zhi, can you stop persecuting me? ?”

Yun Ge's tone was very light, and he looked pitiful. Jiang Chengzi knew that it was pretended, but at the same time, she knew that this parrot was not simple, and if she continued to ask, she would not be able to ask anything valuable. She replied cheerfully, "Okay, I won't force you." ”

When Brother Parrot heard this, he flapped his wings and said very happily, "Ah Zhi, you are so good." ”

Jiang Chengzi waved his hand, signaled it not to slap his ass, and said, "Although I don't force you." But I want to know what you say is true and what you say is false. ”

Yun Ge had another expression of dying, and Jiang Chengzi ignored it. asked directly: "Are you really raised by Yang Chen?"

"Yes, I have been in the mountains since I was a child, and I was about to be captured by wolves, rescued by my son, and carefully raised" Yun Ge became excited and began to chatter about his life experience.

"Stop, I'm not interested in your background. Jiang Chengzi interrupted it and continued to ask, "You said that your son-in-law was arrested, but is it true?"

"It's true. Yun Ge said very firmly.

"Good. Then Ah Nian is really your son-in-law's guard?" Jiang Chengzi continued to ask.

Yun Ge hesitated slightly, nodded and said, "Yes." ”

Jiang Chengzi looked at its performance and knew that Ah Nian's identity was still suspicious, but he should not be a bad person. At least she couldn't see his motives, and she couldn't feel his killing intent. So look, she doesn't care about Yun Ge in this matter, anyway, the truth will be revealed in the future, and then she will find this bird to settle accounts.

"Hmm. Then your son-in-law's surname is really Yang?" Jiang Chengzi thought for a while before asking this sentence, she always wanted to know if Yang Chen's surname was really Yang.

When Yun Ge heard this, his body suddenly stiffened, and then he made an "um" sound, trying to prevaricate the past. How could Jiang Chengzi let it go? He immediately said, "You can make it clear, is it surnamed Yang?"

Yun Ge whined and cried, and said, "Don't force me. ”

"You only answer yes and no. Jiang Chengzi said directly.

Yun Ge still covered his face with one wing, and whined, "Don't force me." ”

"Hmph, if you don't say it, I'll slaughter you directly. Anyway, I haven't smelled meat in a few days, and you look a little older, but the meat should be good. Jiang Chengzi said coldly, Yun Ge really stopped crying, and hurriedly took a few steps back, wanting to fly out.

"I've locked the door of this window and room, and you can't escape. Jiang Chengzi sat calmly at the table, knocking on the table, threatening a bird, and she herself felt a little absurd.

Yun Ge was also aware of his situation, and very defensively found the farthest corner, looked at Jiang Chengzi very cautiously, and said, "Ah Zhi is also a knowledgeable person, how can he force others to break their trust." ”

"First of all, I'm not persecuting others, you're just a bird. Secondly, I only asked you if his surname was Yang, and I didn't ask you what his surname was. Jiang Chengzi continued to threaten Yun Ge.

Yun Ge refused to die, Jiang Chengzi had to continue: "Well, grab a bird, cut the neck with a blunt knife, make the bird struggle, blood gushes out, drips into the basin with oil and salt, well, this blood is also extremely delicious"

"The most poisonous woman's heart. You, you, you, salt is expensive. Yun Ge was angry and came to such a sentence.

Jiang Chengzi ignored it and continued: "The bird died in the struggle, boiled water, plucked out the feathers of the whole body, disemboweled, washed, smeared with salt water, put fragrant leaves, fine spices, peppercorns and other spices, put it on the steamer and steamed, wait for half an hour, and then taste it, tsk, it is simply delicious in the world." Of course, if you don't like to eat steamed, you can also stew soup, or more simply, decorate the firewood with orange branches and leaves, barbecue directly, the fire is very fierce, the bird meat is bubbling with oil, and the unique aroma of orange branches and leaves seeps into the meat, Yunge, you will like this taste"

Yun Ge's body twitched in her slow and detailed description, and she shouted, "Xiao Langjun, this is really a difficult task, I won't do it." ”

Jiang Chengzi seemed to be quite mysterious when he heard this, so he shouted sharply: "Yunge, don't you talk about it in detail, do you think I'm just joking with you?" )