"Shocked! Cantonese is a foreign language!"

At the beginning of October, such a title appeared on the homepage of NC Browser, a well-known mobile phone browser in China.

The NC Shock Department is known as the Huangpu Military Academy of the Huaguo Title Party, and all kinds of titles such as overwhelming, thunderous, and majestic are fascinating, and can be described as earth-shattering and crying ghosts and gods!

Every moment you open NC, you can see all kinds of shocks, it's too scary, the most in history, it's exciting, oh my God, it's terrible, it's crazy to laugh, men must see, don't you know, 500 million people know it, 300 million people cry after watching it, men will be silent when they see it, Han Hong wants to hit people when he hears it, and the latest discovery of scientists...... and so on.

Although netizens know that this is to attract attention and is purely a spoof, the vast majority of people still can't help but click in to see what made the little scam so shocked.

Similarly, no one took this title seriously as soon as it came out, and I don't know how much I've seen it if it's more exciting than this.

Many people clicked in with the intention of trying it out, and it turned out that the content inside was all the records of Liu Dong's debate with reporters at the door of the Four Seasons Hotel.

"In the 21st century, it is very important to learn a foreign language, whether it is English, German, French, Russian or Spanish. However, now there is a new foreign language, that is, Cantonese, and when a mainland actor was interviewed by a Xiangjiang reporter today, he said that Cantonese is a dialect and was angrily reprimanded by a Xiangjiang reporter. In this way, the editor can be regarded as knowing five Chinese words, ah you, saiyo, Ya Kill Dad, how are you, Thunder Monkey ......"

"There's nothing wrong with it, Xiangjiang people are foreigners!"

"The editor of NC should be fired all, not surprised at all!"

"Shocked!

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It didn't take long for some of the common comments below, and slowly more people began to see them.

However, most people scoff at this, and hurriedly leave a footprint and stop paying attention.

However, there are still some people who leave a message below to refute it, and gradually this has become a hot news.

Seeing that this title became popular, it didn't take long for several similar titles to appear on NC one after another.

"Shocked! Qin Shi Huang not only speaks Cantonese, but also ......"

"I used to hear our ancient Chinese teachers say that the official dialect of the Qin Dynasty was close to the current Hakka dialect. And "Lisao" must be pronounced in the dialect of the current Shaoxing area to be smooth. It turns out that Cantonese is the closest to ancient Chinese, and if Qin Shi Huang is resurrected to speak Cantonese, this scene will be too hot!"

"I never thought that the Cantonese word "chicken" would have such a connotation!"

"Vomiting blood to summarize, the Qin Dynasty Central Plains Yayan was introduced to Lingnan and mixed with local languages to produce Cantonese, which was stabilized after being stereotyped by the Central Plains Chinese and Chinese until the Tang and Song dynasties, and was very close to the Han and Tang languages of the Central Plains, and the Central Plains was invaded by northern nomads such as the Western Xia, Liao, Jin, and Yuan, and the Central Plains Korean language was constantly impacted, and the Han and Tang Dynasty Chinese were transformed into the official dialect of the capital!"

It turns out that Cantonese is the language that is most like the "ancient language", leaving the charm of the Han and Tang languages, that is to say...... The editor who can speak Cantonese will be able to survive even if he travels back to the Han and Tang Dynasties!

NC is like a microcosm of the entire Internet, and within two days, the "Cantonese incident" spread all over the Internet, and the news of the brawl between Donnie Yen and Liu Dong was suppressed.

"Rest on track, UNESCO has recognized Cantonese as an independent language, and has recognized it as one of the five main languages spoken in everyday life, second only to Mandarin, the official language of China!"

As the quarrel became more and more intense, some people even moved out of the United Nations banner to try to confirm the matter.

However, this so-called recognition of the United Nations did not convince anyone at all, and the debate continued.

"Bullshit, when will the United Nations recognize our Huaguo things, if the United Nations recognizes that I am your father, then do you call me your father?"

"South Korean sticks are still applying to the United Nations for Qu Yuan, the Dragon Boat Festival, Confucius, and the printing press are theirs, if the United Nations really recognizes it, do you think it is really South Korea's?"

"SB go to the United Nations, Huaguo is not for you!"

"If you say Cantonese as a foreign language today, will you say traditional Chinese characters in Cantonese tomorrow?"

The incident started because of Liu Dong, but few people mentioned his name, and it was not until the netizens of the dog pounce posted around in an organized manner, and by the way, the video of Liu Dong's fight at the American football game in April was slowly known to the masses.

Seeing the figure of the tiger and the tiger in the video, who turned over one by one with three fists and two feet, sharp-eyed netizens remembered that the person who beat Donnie Yen before was also called Liu Dong.

So it didn't take long for Liu Dong to show his face in front of the people across the country again, not only in the entertainment section, but also in the social section and the sports section.

However, Liu Dong didn't know anything about this, with Nicholas Tse's return from a long vacation, the filming of the crew was back on track, and every day was extremely busy, and today was also the day when he went to the crew of "Breaking the Army" again.

......

"Why should I make peace with him!"

In a room in the hotel where the crew of "Breaking the Army" was located, Donnie Yen yelled angrily at Ye Weixin.

Ye Weixin looked at Donnie Yen and sighed, this year is really eventful, all the leading actors in a movie are injured, and the progress is also stopped.

Finally, there are still a few scenes left to finish, and now there is such a thing again.

Maybe the name Pojun is really wrong? Ye Weixin is now a little skeptical of his choice.

At the beginning, this movie was filmed as a precursor to "Slaying the Wolf", which is also a major promotional selling point.

Although "Slaying the Wolf" could not be released in the mainland for some reason, this did not affect the popularity of the film in the mainland at all, and even attracted more fans because it could not pass the review.

In addition to the meaning of killing the wolf, the broken army is also very in line with the character characteristics of the male protagonist Ma Jun.

Practice, hard-working, courageous, fearless, good and evil, quick response, frank and straightforward... And so on, these points can be found in Ma Jun.

Although he has been complained about many times, at most he was too violent when enforcing the law, but he never killed any prisoner, and after Ah Hu fell to death the little girl, he directly beat her to death.

When he saw Watson's girlfriend being arrested, he immediately realized that the other party would use this to threaten Watson to give up testifying, but he never complained about Watson, and immediately intercepted the scumbag brother at the door of the court and used it to exchange with the other party.

Thinking of the twists and turns of this time, Ye Weixin considered whether to change his name.

But the first task now is to put this matter to rest, and the thought of it gives him a headache.

PS: Happy weekend everyone, don't forget to vote when you read books!

The bitter author went to work.。。。。