Second Night (2): There is a man from the Grand Canyon in his pants
"What can you give her, a waste who is good for nothing but slaying dragons, the wealth that will lead to death? or the envied feat of dragon slaying? Or the survival motivation to make her give everything but to avenge you? Sober up, dragon slayer, you can't give Klimhild happiness. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Well, maybe you're right, but Klimhild is my wife, and she's in love with me, doesn't she......?
"Love, don't laugh, the same sex has true love, the opposite sex is just to reproduce, you don't even have offspring left, it's a waste of survival materials. ”
Siegfried scratched his head in distress: "...... If you love someone of the same sex or something, don't you worry about the eyes of the world, and you can bear to let Krimhild spend his whole life in the world's fingers?"
"How do you know I'm not a man? These days, isn't it just a girl with Optimus Prime under a popular skirt and a man from the Grand Canyon in his pants? ”
Lin Xiu and Ziegfei were both dumbfounded by this sentence, and Long Niang hid in the corner, keeping a distance from Attila from a distance.
Thinking of how well Attila took good care of her just now, Long Niang couldn't help but shudder, she was a well-educated noble lady, Lily or something, it was terrible.
"Ahem, Attila, that's not what I said, you know the reason why Klimhild married you, yes, it's to avenge this white-haired wastewood, it can be said that the marriage between you is not so much love as a transaction. Sadly, however, you mistook this deal for love. You have to know that love is not a sale, and it is not something you can buy if you want to. ”
"However, I bought Krimhild, and the dragon slayer ended up running out of money and dying. ”
Siegfried smiled bitterly and shook his head, his life is not up to him, he is just an empty heroic spirit in the end, his life is just an artistic depiction of the writer's pen, and now it is rare to be able to enjoy a life under his control, so he naturally has to work hard for this precious freedom.
"Ah, forget it, the verbal exchange really doesn't suit me very well, let's use the sword, the same saber, let's use the sword to communicate. ”
"That's what I want!" The sword of the god of war in his hand had been raised, and his feet had already taken a striking posture one after the other.
"Bell, bell!!" The next moment, the sound of swords colliding continued to sound, and the two A+ level treasures of the Fantasy Greatsword, Heavenly Demon Fall and the Sword of the God of War, were rare to encounter the same opponent, and the sword body continued to emit sword sounds.
It was rare that Lin Xiu did not intervene in the battle between the Heroic Spirits, but sat beside Long Niang and watched the battle between the two Heroic Spirits. Because they are in the mirror realm, the surrounding scene is in the church, and there are chairs for them to sit in.
"I'll find an opportunity to shoot him in the back later. Sitting on the chair, Lin Xiu put his arm around Long Niang and whispered in her ear.
Long Niang was a little shy by Lin Xiu's action, but after listening to Lin Xiu's words, she was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking, "Alas, but will my attack be effective against him?"
That is Qi Gefei, a hero bathed in dragon blood, with the incorruptible body of King Kong, except for a Bodhi leaf behind him, not bathed in dragon blood, the rest of the whole body is stronger than diamonds.
"No matter how exaggerated it can be as strong as Hercules' defense?" Hercules's Twelve Trials are immune to B-level and below, including B-level physical attacks and magical attacks, plus post-death immunity to attacks that cause damage to him and cause death before death, which is much easier to deal with than Siegfried with obvious weaknesses.
And interestingly, Hercules and Siegfried don't have magic power, as long as the magic attack exceeds their defense limit, then even if there is only E-level magic left, it will cause them more damage.
In addition, compared to other places bathed in dragon blood, the place behind Siegfried is completely defenceless, and it is simply the German version of Achilles' heel ("Song of the Nibelungen" is a German novel).
This kind of thing may be an insult to knights like Artoria and Dilumudo, but it is completely acceptable for Attila and the Dragon Maiden.
To speak of benevolence and morality in war, and to treat the enemy rather than civilians and prisoners, is completely cruel to oneself. Besides, if a heroic spirit like Siegfried tells them any chivalrous spirit, when they are polluted by the Black Holy Grail and become a blackened heroic spirit and cut people everywhere, it will be a danger to society.
At the expense of all means, to kill the servants in the mirror world, this is not shameless, but what you should do as a righteous partner. If Emiya Kiritsugu had been here, he would have squatted in the corner and put the cold gun on it.
After following Lin Xiu's suggestion, Long Niang obediently took out the microphone and modified it into a long spear in three or two clicks, ready to shoot at any time. At the same time, Attila and Siegfried, who were fighting, also noticed the situation here, and Qi Qi frowned.
Siegfried frowned because he was about to get caught in the middle of the attack, while Attila thought he couldn't take down his opponent quickly and was simply unhappy.
So, in order not to fall into the flank, and the other to not lose face, the tacit agreement stopped the slash, and at the same time retreated, and a huge amount of magic burst out from them.
Long Niang, who was originally about to make a move, moved her steps quietly and stood in front of Lin Xiu, this is different from just now, if she could still be a coquettish and cute before, then now when the two heroic spirits are about to release the treasure, if she doesn't defend seriously, Lin Xiu behind her may be injured.
Let the tired husband have a time to rest at ease, this is what a virtuous helper should do, Long Niang thinks she is an excellent virtuous helper, so now she also releases her magic power, if necessary, she will also open a big one, and offset part of the impact of the two treasures.
"The dragon of evil will fall, the light and shadow that will cut off everything, the world, now it's sunset, shoot you down, the fantasy greatsword, the heavenly demon (Balmung)!"
The blue gem on the hilt of the sword emitted a dazzling light, and the dusk-colored sword qi gathered on the sword's body, and the moment the real name was shouted, it turned into a demon and rushed towards Attila fiercely.
"The sins of the world make God lament, the stars in the sky weep for it, the tears turn into the whip of God, and inflict punishment on the earth, the tears of the stars, the sword of the god of war (TeardropPhotonRay)!"
The tricolor lightsaber was pointed at Siegfried like a pointer, but unlike the sword of the god of war, which was not completely liberated, Attila stood motionless, holding the sword in one hand, and the blade did not change except for a rainbow of light.
But Lin Xiu's face suddenly changed, and he pulled the dragon lady in front of him into his arms, and then the two of them fell down suddenly, and the prerequisite skills suddenly opened. At the same time, Attila's free left hand pulled a piece of talisman paper from her bodice and crushed it vigorously. The white light enveloped her in one fell swoop, leaving her unharmed as the twilight-colored demon struck her.
Then the next moment, a pillar of colorful light fell from the sky and enveloped the church they were in, no, it was not so much shrouded as annihilation.
Tears of the Stars: Sword of the God of War, which is a map cannon like a satellite railgun, and the Sword of the God of War is only used for positioning at this time. If it weren't for the fact that they were in the Mirror Realm, the place was not very vast, and they had absolute defense, Attila really wouldn't have chosen this kind of attack.
This is a treasure that has both the attributes of the army and the city, and if it is launched in Fuyuki City, the entire Fuyuki City will be wiped out.
"It's not a full liberation, this mirror realm should be able to hold up, right?" Attila thought uncertainly, the bombardment of the Tears of the Star and the Sword of the God of War kicked up a cloud of dust in the sky, and before the smoke cleared, Attila could only be sure that Lin Xiu, who had a spell connection with him, was not dead.
This made Attila a little glad that she didn't lose her meal ticket for the next few days, and she didn't have to return to the Valhalla right away.