[115 You're a monkey, please tell a joke]
"Ahh ”
"Ahh ”
"Ahh ”
"Hu Lei, are you okay. Gu Qianqian turned her head and said with concern.
"It's fine. Hu Lei shook his head, "I don't know who is scolding me." He didn't know what was going on, but his nose was itching, followed by the shaking sneezing that shook him off his beach chair.
"Will there be a lot of people who want to scold you?", Gu Qianqian covered her mouth and chuckled.
I don't know if it's a psychological effect, after that frank conversation at night, Hu Lei felt that the distance between himself and Gu Qianqian seemed to be much closer, and even her smile seemed to be a little closer.
"Well, I guess it's a lot. Hu Lei lowered his head and pondered for a moment, "Ning Xiangyu who bet with me, Tian Feng who was smashed and broke his leg, Tian San who was beaten out by you, Zhang Linhan who was taken away by the police, white leather clothes, hippies who were dragged away by the hospital, that awkward Zhang Linwei, and the rich second generation who were drunk by the collective......"
Hu Lei counted with his fingers, but the two slaps were not enough. He was in a cold sweat, what the hell had he been doing during this time, how could he always seem to offend people.
Gu Qianqian was also a little stunned when she heard this, she naturally knew these things, but such a detailed count still gave people a feeling of dizziness, Hu Lei was too capable of causing trouble.
"In this way, there are a lot of people who scold you. ”
Hu Lei spread his hands, "What can I do, I'm also helpless." Immediately, he remembered one more thing, "By the way, there is also Xuanyuan Jian and his baby sister." ”
Speaking of which, Hu Lei was actually still a little depressed, obviously he was the victim, obviously the girl slipped under her bed in the middle of the night without saying a word, and she was obviously chasing her all the way to her life, but how could it be such a result in the end......
Hu Lei couldn't figure it out, he couldn't figure out why his counterattack would achieve such an effect, and he couldn't figure out whether it was reasonable for him to be pressed to the ground and rubbed by his sister according to the logic of Xuanyuan Sword.
He shook his head vigorously, driving the chaotic thoughts out of his mind, but what followed was his worry about Ouyang Yue, and he didn't know if Ouyang Yue had woken up for a whole day.
Looking at the uncertain expression on his face, Gu Qianqian's heart was clear, although she didn't see the second half of that incident with her own eyes, but later she also heard something from Hu Lei and Du Xiaoxiao's mouths.
She reached over and gently pushed Hu Lei, interrupting his thoughts, "Do you want to call Xuanyuan Jian?" ”
"Good way, I didn't think of it. Hu Lei smiled awkwardly, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket with quick movements, but when he found the name of Xuanyuan Sword in the address book and was about to press it, he hesitated, "Forget it." ”
Seeing him put the phone back in his pocket, Gu Qianqian knew that this guy's tangled mistake had been made again. Without further ado, Meimei stretched her waist and then found a comfortable position on the recliner.
At ten o'clock in the morning, the sea breeze was slightly cooler, but fortunately, it met with the bright sunshine and blended the most comfortable temperature.
Neither of them spoke, they were quietly in a daze, Hu Lei had a smile on the corner of his mouth, such a sea breeze, such a Gu Qianqian, in fact, was the life he wanted, simple and effortless.
However, people always seem to have to worry about certain things in life, and this is not the only time to be comfortable......
"I won't answer your call, what's the use of you calling it~", the funny mobile phone rang.
Hearing this ringtone, Gu Qianqian snorted and laughed, Hu Lei glanced at her helplessly, this girl's laughter seemed to be concentrated here, every time she heard her mobile phone ringtone, she would laugh, and even once sprayed Hu Lei's face with saliva because of this, could this ringtone be funnier than the jokes she told, unbelievable.
"Hu Lei, can't you change the ringtone?"
"No, I don't change. Hu Lei decisively refused.
"Why, is there any special significance?", Gu Qianqian said curiously.
This is also the most significant change after last night's long talk: she will take the initiative to be curious about some things about Hu Lei.
"yes, especially important. Hu Lei sold enough meaningfully, and it wasn't until Gu Qianqian's face showed an interested look that he said leisurely, "Because this ringtone can let me see your smile." ”
Gu Qianqian's smile stopped abruptly, and a playful flush quickly appeared on her fair face, and Miss Gu blushed.
"Host, please put away your pig brother face, and if you don't answer the phone, you will be cut off. 』
ET scared Hu Lei out of his voice, and he found that this guy seems to be more and more fond of speaking without permission recently, and it is all topics unrelated to the system, which makes Hu Lei even more suspicious of whether this guy is intelligent or artificial.
However, ET did remind him, and he was so focused on Gu Qianqian that he almost forgot that the phone was still ringing.
He hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and when he saw that it was an unfamiliar number, he didn't hesitate to pick it up directly.
"Hey, Hu Lei?", on the opposite side was a calm male voice, just listening to the voice could feel awe-inspiring and upright.
"I am, who are you?"
"I'm Feng Guanghua. ”
"Oh, Officer Feng. Hu Lei suddenly said that the other party would call him to confirm the matter, "Has the identity of the thief been confirmed?"
was silent for a long time, so silent that Hu Lei almost didn't calm down and was about to continue asking questions, Feng Guanghua suddenly opened his mouth, "Xiao Hu, this is all our dereliction of duty." ”
Hu Lei was startled, what was going on, he chuckled in his heart, and asked tentatively, "He ran away?"
If that person is really a messenger and he escapes, then this Nima is in trouble. This guy is interested in Qingxinzhu, and he was caught in his own hands, thinking about it with his big toes, he knows that once he escapes from prison, he will definitely come to him as soon as possible to settle accounts.
If you offer a pure heart bamboo with both hands, and explain that yesterday's incident was just an accident, and ask for his forgiveness, you shouldn't have to worry about your life. Ahh
"Xiaohu, Xiaohu, are you still there?", Feng Guanghua's voice interrupted Hu Lei's brain.
"Ah, I'm here, Officer Feng, you say. ”
"I'm done. ”
Hu Lei: ???
"Well, I'll say it again. Probably knowing that Hu Lei didn't hear clearly, Feng Guanghua was very considerate, "because of our dereliction of duty ...... work"
"The news of the Courier's arrest has leaked out. ”
Hearing this, Hu Lei breathed a sigh of relief, and he exclaimed, "Officer Feng, you are really shocked, I thought he had run away." ”
"The identity has been confirmed, right, that's a great achievement, Officer Feng wants to treat you." As for the leak you mentioned, such a happy thing always has to be announced to the outside world, so it doesn't hurt to leak it sooner. Hu Lei said cracklingly, although he had done enough wiping before, he was quite happy to confirm the identity of the messenger.
"Huh. Feng Guanghua laughed dryly, "Xiaohu, you are quite open-minded." ”
"Huh?"
Feng Guanghua continued, "The news has been leaked comprehensively, including the note you handed over to me as evidence, and even the role you played in this matter, which has been leaked out. ”
"......", Hu Lei was stunned, what does this Nima represent.
"This means that the shadow world of the world should know that you captured the ...... of the messenger"
Feng Guanghua's words stopped at the point, but Hu Lei still can't hear it now, this Nima master is just a poor student, even if he is smashed by the pie thrown by the female boss, he is just a student, even if he has a system, he just wants to make a fortune in a muffled voice. Master is a small person, do you mean that the whole shadow world knows my name? Do you know that I took down the messenger?
This Nima, 10,000 sentences of mother's sale is not enough to express the grief and indignation in my heart.
Does the Messenger have friends, does the Messenger have a gang, does the Messenger have competitors, and what they will think when they know this. What's more important is that note, what even the messenger wants to get his hands on, what will other big thieves, small thieves, and flying thieves think, just thinking about it is a headache.
"Xiaohu, this is our dereliction of duty, but think about it differently, we can use this to help the people of the motherland catch more lawbreakers, right? Hu Lei felt that Feng Guanghua was forcibly explaining.
"Officer Feng, I'm just an ordinary person. Hu Lei cried.
"You're not ordinary, Xiaohu, how can someone who can bring down the messenger be ordinary. Feng Guanghua laughed.
“……”
May I ask you that your conscience won't hurt when you say this, Hu Lei was shouting in his heart, he didn't believe that the other party hadn't checked his details, and they even knew about peeing in his father's fish tank when he was three years old.
"Then what should I do?", Hu Lei continued to ask.
"Don't worry Xiaohu, if you have anything to call me, we won't let you fight alone. Feng Guanghua paused when he said this, "But before we appear, please hold on." ”
“……”
Uncle Feng, you are a monkey, please tell a joke.
Those people are either thieves who come and go, or there are dangerous elements who have no fear, I insist on an egg, is it difficult to pour seven steps of drunkenness into the water gun, and turn one hemp over another? Ahhhhhhhhh