Chapter 535: The Second Forced Youth Has a Lot of Joy
Since then, football commentators and critics have been trying to figure out what makes Wayne Rooney, an England international with a lot of personality, so convinced of Yang Fan, a Chinese team-mate, who is the best striker and loyal brother when the two are on the same team.
You know, Rooney can also be said to be famous in English football, this is not a good baby. How Yang Fan subdued this teammate has always been a mystery.
Many years later, after retiring from football, Yang Fan, the greatest player of this century, told a hilarious story in his autobiography.
Rooney was embarrassed to tell Yang Fan that he was not cheating, but he just felt that Yang Fan had not yet reached the point where he was convinced to be the 'boss'.
Unless, unless Yang Fan can promise him to gamble again. If Yang Fan can win again, he will be convinced.
Yang Fan pouted, this scoundrel guy obviously didn't admit it when he lost, and he didn't admit it. He immediately refuted Lu Xiaopang with righteous and stern words, and expressed his extreme disdain. However, in the end, Yang Fan agreed to compete with Rooney again.
Yang Fan knows Rooney's status and importance in the Manchester United team, and the rumors that Cristiano Ronaldo is leaving Manchester United have long been flying, and even the Manchester United themselves do not think they can keep the Portuguese.
Therefore, the real and most important core and banner player of the team in the hearts of Manchester United fans now is not Cristiano Ronaldo, but this baby fat little fat man.
If he can have a good relationship with Rooney, it will be of great help to Yang Fan to consolidate his position in the Manchester United team.
He came to Manchester United to make a contribution, a person's strength is limited, if you want to establish great feats, you must have a group of people around you, obviously, at this moment in Yang Fan's eyes, Rooney is the important helper. He really wanted to accept such a little brother.
Don't look at Yang Fan is three years younger than Rooney, but, when it comes to experience and maturity, Rooney is not as good as Yang Fan. When Rooney became famous and famous in Everton, Yang Fan was still fighting hard to be able to embark on the road of a professional player, and the hardships he endured were unimaginable.
However, when Yang Fan heard the project that Rooney was going to try, he couldn't cry or laugh. Does he really suspect that this kid's mental age has also reached 23 years of his actual age?!
Everyone in England knows that Rooney has been practicing boxing since he was a child, and the little fat man is very confident in his punches and kicks, he first proposed that if Yang Fan can beat him, he will be convinced.
Yang Fan was startled at first, not that he was afraid of Rooney, but because he was fighting in private, if the old man from Ferguson knew about it, it was estimated that the entire Carrington training base would resound with the old man's angry roar.
When Rooney saw that Yang Fan didn't agree, he was even more proud, thinking that Yang Fan was afraid of him, and kept mocking in his words.
Yang Fan quit, in his opinion, this kid is purely looking for a draw. Since he strongly demanded, let's clean up! I haven't beaten someone for a long time, and this is a rare opportunity.
The two agreed that they were not allowed to slap their faces, which was easy to see. After all, you don't want an injury to affect the game, do you?
Rooney smirked and said that he would be merciful.
However, when he was directly knocked to the ground by Yang Fan for the third time, the little fat man lay on the ground and stood up, and he didn't dare to brag anymore.
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In Yang Fan's eyes, Rooney is a showman, the left hook and right hook movements are very handsome, but they are vulnerable, that is, several gangsters in his hometown village are better than Rooney.
The battle between two people in this grove was seen by a man.
Manchester United's assistant coach Mike Phelan has a habit of walking along Carrington's paths, and as he approached the woods, he heard voices from inside and screams.
When I got closer, I just saw Yang Fan knocking Rooney down, and then sitting on Rooney's body, slapping Rooney's face triumphantly, while Manchester United's England international looked resentful and humiliated.
Mike Ferran was taken aback, these two were fighting?!
Fight in private?!
Mike Ferran immediately had this in his head!
He was about to go up and persuade the two men to be 'fighting', but Mike Phelan hesitated, he knew these two guys.
Rooney's temper is not very good, he does not obey discipline very much, not to mention Yang Fan, although he has only been in the team for two months, but the great achievements of this young man have shocked the entire English football world.
Mike Ferran thought of Yang Fan's kick against Diop, and was a little unsure if this Chinese star would do something to his assistant coach when he was crazy?!
Although this is unlikely, Mike Phelan has to consider it.
Thinking so in his heart, he moved quickly and ran towards the office building, he was going to inform Ferguson that only Ferguson, only the godfather of Carrington could subdue these two guys!
Ferguson was on the phone in his office with a senior UEFA official who was calling to investigate Yang Fan's alleged snatching of a yellow card from referee Kargil during the match between Manchester United and Wolfsburg.
"I reiterate once again, Yang Fan is a very polite player, on the court, he is a model of a professional player, yes, that's what I mean, this is a good boy, he was just dominated by angry emotions at the time, he actually just wanted to sue the referee, he didn't fake the fall......"
The door was closed, and it was at this time that Ferguson heard assistant coach Mike Ferran running over at him, "Alex, something is wrong." ”
Ferguson frowned, immediately said goodbye to the other end of the phone, and then hung up the phone, looking at the assistant coach with an unkind face, if this one didn't give an explanation, he would definitely not spare the other party. Those who shout and scream, what kind of system, and those who don't know think that the training base has been attacked by terrorists.
"Mike, you have to explain, don't tell me that my training base has been attacked?"
Before Ferguson could finish speaking, he heard Mike Ferran shouting, "Alex, it's terrible, it's fighting, Young and Wayne are fighting." ”
"It's a fight?well, you say it's a fight, what? It's a fight??," Ferguson didn't hear clearly at first, and then jumped up all at once.
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While Ferguson arrived in a rage under assistant coach Mike Ferran, Yang Fan was playing an ingenious match with Wayne Rooney.
was completely overwhelmed by Yang Fan in terms of his very proud personal force value, and Rooney also had to express his respect.
He said that in the future, only Yang Fan will be the first to look forward and recognize Yang Fan's status as the 'boss'.
However, Rooney, who still seems to be a little unwilling in his heart, proposed to have a competition with Yang Fan, and after seeing Yang Fan's impatient expression, Rooney, who was scared by Yang Fan, quickly said that this was just a friendly game and had nothing to do with the competition for the 'boss status'.
Yang Fan snorted, and said in his heart, Sample, see if I don't convince you.
The test item proposed by Rooney is: two people compete to see who pees farther!
Yang Fan was stunned and looked at Rooney, as if he was sure that these words came from this guy's mouth?
I'm rubbing, I'm trying to see who pees farther?!
"What's wrong? Don't dare?" Rooney was immediately proud, he had always been the first to compete with the neighbor's children when he was a child. He's always been proud of the perception that Rooney has received that sexual ability is directly proportional to the distance to pee, and God knows where he received it.
Yang Fan laughed, he couldn't laugh anymore when he was sure that Rooney's kid didn't seem to be joking and was serious, but Yang Fan didn't refuse, he nodded and agreed.
Idle is idle anyway.
Speaking of which, these two people are young and want to do whatever they want, or it can be described in one sentence: **Youth has a lot of fun.
So, when the menacing Ferguson rushed to the grove with a red face and a thick neck, he saw a scene that stunned him.
Yang Fan, Wayne Rooney, Manchester United's No.9 and No.10, the two superstars in the Manchester United team.
These two men stood on a slightly higher dirt slope, both of them took off their pants, proudly swayed the birds, and opened the gate to release the water!
At this moment, Ferguson even felt that the tsunami from the English Channel had never brought him such a catastrophic feeling of dizziness.
The two bastards were still talking loudly.
"How is that possible? how can I lose to you?" rooney shouted. His urine is not as far as Yang Fan's, or even far worse. The impact of Yang Fan's opening of the gate and releasing the water, the thick column of water, tsk.
"Hahahaha. This is Yang Fan smirked, "Now be convinced! Hahaha, you are not as good as me than scoring, when it comes to fighting, I will abuse you." Than peeing, you're not as good as me, haha. Don't cry with a sad face, come, tsk, smile. ”
Rooney has never been so frustrated.
He is considered England's best striker of the last decade, and he rose to fame at a young age.
However, now he was hit hard enough in front of Yang Fan.
As Yang Fan said, compared to the goal, he did not compare with Yang Fan, he thought he was a boxing master but was abused by Yang Fan, and now, in the peeing competition in which he won all the invincible opponents in the community since he was a child, he also lost, which made Rooney very devastated.
His mind was spinning at great speed, and the little fat man wanted to find a reason to be confident in front of Yang Fan, when he suddenly stiffened his neck and shouted: I am not a virgin at the age of sixteen! The woman I have slept with has a company! Are you better than me?
Yang Fan was dumbfounded, damn it, what is this?!
Rooney smirked.
Then the two men heard the loud roar, like a tornado.
"I'm so angry! you two bastards!" Ferguson shook his waist as if he were angry.
Two joyful youths were struck by lightning......