Chapter 300: Bribing the God of the Stove
This stove god is not the same as the last time Li Yi saw him, and he looks much younger on the outside, about forty years old.
Inside the carriage, sitting side by side with the god of the stove, is a beautiful young woman, judging from the costume, it should be a female student in the era of the late Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China, giving people a feeling of intellectual and quiet. Leaning on the arms of the god of the stove, his head resting on the other's shoulders, his eyes closed, and he looked like a little bird.
Li Xi saw it in his eyes and couldn't help but mutter, "This guy has a good eye." ”
For a while, I was even a little envious of the life of these stove gods. Surrounded by beautiful women, hugging left and right, even if they are rich in reality, they can't compare with their lives.
After he got the Divine Tree Treasure Book, although his personal life changed a lot, he was so busy that he didn't have the time to do anything else, and he didn't even have time to talk about his girlfriend.
"It's the god of the hearth. Zheng Ying didn't know when, she had already walked out of the consultation room, walked to Li Xi's side, and whispered.
Although the position of the Stove God is not high, it is still an unattainable existence for ordinary Yin Spirits.
Li Xi glanced back at Zheng Ying, and couldn't help but ask, "What do these stove gods do?"
Zheng Ying's eyes widened, and she said incredulously: "Supervise all households, you won't even know this, right?"
Li Xi said: "Of course I know that they are supervising each household, but what is the purpose of them inspecting each household?"
Zheng Ying explained, "Report to Heavenly Court, and report the situation of each household to Heavenly Court. ”
"After reporting to Heavenly Court, what will you do?" Li Xi was still puzzled.
Zheng Ying smiled and said: "It's very simple, after the Heavenly Court grasps the situation of each family, it can arrange all kinds of rewards and punishments, or send good luck." Or bad luck will fall. Anyway, many arrangements are made according to the report of the stove god. ”
"Good luck, bad luck?" Li Xi was surprised when he heard this, "Retribution for good and evil, isn't it only in charge of the Yin Division of the Underworld?"
"Hehe!" Zheng Ying smiled when she heard this. "The retribution of good and evil is indeed in charge of the Yin Division of the Underworld, but what the Yin Division of the Underworld is in charge of is personal karma, and it is after the death of a person. will be the retribution that will be performed. How could the Heavenly Court be the same? The Heavenly Court is based on the information fed back by the various Stove Gods, and all kinds of retribution are sent down to a specific area, which is aimed at a certain area or a thing, and is rarely aimed at an individual. ”
"Oh!" Li Xi nodded, and he had some understanding of the work of the Stove God.
Zheng Ying added: "In addition to the god of the stove, there are also night gods, day gods, the year of the Gongcao, the month of the Gongcao, the day of the Gongcao, the time of the Gongcao, the work done by these people. It is a complement to the work of the Vesta. Together, everyone's work oversees the movement of the whole world. ”
"What about the land, what about the city god, and what do you do?" Li Xi thought for a moment and asked again.
Zheng Ying said: "Let's put it this way, the city god and the land, and even including the mountain god, the type of work is almost the same, but the position is different, the size of the management place and the authority and responsibility are different, which is equivalent to the political work of the Yang world." However, the work of the Stove God, the Wandering God, and the Four Values Gong Cao is equivalent to various intelligence supervision departments. Not the same. ”
"I see. Li Xi nodded. It was only then that the specific work of these basic gods was thoroughly understood.
"What is this Stove God doing in Hades? Is it to choose a wife and concubine?" Li Xiqi said.
"Choosing a wife and concubine, do you even know this kind of thing?" Zheng Ying glared at Li Xi and scolded: "I don't learn well at all." ”
Li Xi couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard this: Eldest sister. Whether I study well or not, whether it has nothing to do with you or not? Not to mention that I am not a child anymore. I'm just familiar with your daughter, but not with you.
But Zheng Ying said: "This stove god has just returned from heaven, what kind of wife and concubine do you choose?"
"Oh!" Li Xi glanced at Zheng Ying, wondering in his heart: How do you know.
But he hasn't asked yet. Zheng Ying suddenly reached out and pushed him, "Come over and have a look." ”
Then he gestured to the god of the stove in front of him. The carriage of the god of the stove happened to stop next to a wine shop, and a group of people went to the wine shop to stop and eat.
"I have something to do. Li Xi had limited time, and he didn't want to delay on the stove god, so he wanted to refuse tactfully.
"What's more, it's more important to communicate with a stove god?" Zheng Ying disagreed, "Through the stove god, you can find out a lot of information related to the Yang world." You are a human being, so I don't need to tell you how important this information is?"
"Oh!" Li Xi was still hesitating.
Zheng Ying was impatient, and pushed Li Xi hard again, "Let's go!"
Li Xi involuntarily fell a few steps forward, and involuntarily had a thought in his heart: Si Rui's mother is a little violent, but fortunately Si Rui is not like her.
"Hurry up!" Zheng Ying urged again, "This stove god, I have seen it a few times, it is you who are in the city, and I will definitely be able to find out a lot of things from him." ”
As he spoke, he suddenly asked, "Do you still have any money on you?"
"Yes. "Li Xi's body, of course, has money.
"Then invite him to dinner. Zheng Ying said: "Wait for him to eat your things, and then ask him about Yangshi." ”
"What do you inquire?" asked Li Xi.
"Inquire about what will happen in Yangshi. Zheng Ying said, "Aren't you just wondering, is there any way to quickly increase your merit value? ”
Li Xi's heart was suddenly moved, "Then let's go over and have a look." ”
The two quickened their pace and walked towards the liquor store in front of them. In the wine shop, in addition to the Stove God gang, there are also many Yin Si staff. When these people saw Li Xi and Zheng Ying, they couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and everyone's eyes stayed on Li Xi's body for a while.
The two huge wings behind Li Xi can't attract the attention of others.
The two found a place to sit down, and the shopkeeper stepped forward to greet him, "Two, what do you want to eat?"
The restaurants and restaurants here are all operated by the Yin Division of the Underworld, and the food in the store is only used to replenish the energy needed, and when it comes to taste, it is actually not delicious.
Li Xi had eaten it a few times, but he was not interested. asked Zheng Ying to order.
"This, this ......" Zheng Ying pointed to the names of the dishes on the menu, ordered more than a dozen dishes in a row, and then pointed to the table of the Stove God. "Send it to the one. ”
"Wait, both of you. The shopkeeper glanced in the direction of the stove god and left with a smile.
This kind of thing is also common. The people of the underworld, pleasing the gods, basically want to get an errand from the god of the stove. There are plans to leave the underworld.
Yin Si's shop serves food much faster than Yang Shi. It didn't take long for the shopkeeper to send more than a dozen dishes to the stove god's table one after another.
With so many more dishes out of thin air, the stove god couldn't help but be stunned, grabbed the shopkeeper with one hand, and asked, "What's going on with these dishes?"
"Venerable God, it was sent by the two over there. The shopkeeper was extremely respectful to the god of the stove, and stretched out his hand to point in the direction of Li Xi.
The god of the stove immediately looked in the direction of Li Xi, even the woman dressed as a schoolgirl beside the god of the stove. couldn't help but turn his head and look in Li Xi's direction.
"Huh!" The Stove God's gaze finally stayed on Li Xi, and after observing for a moment, he was surprised and lost his voice, "Are you a living person?"
Li Xi smiled and nodded, "Hello." ”
The gaze of the Stove God wandered over Li Xi for a moment, obviously curious. On the contrary, for Zheng Ying, he didn't feel anything, in the underworld. There are more young and beautiful female ghosts.
The Stove God hesitated for a moment and sent out an invitation, "Do you want to come over for a bite together?"
"It's fine. Li Xi was waiting for the other party's invitation, and stood up when he heard the words.
Together with Zheng Ying. Walk towards the Stove God's table.
Although there are more than a dozen people in the Stove God's party, except for the woman dressed as a female student, the others are just the servants of the Stove God, and it is naturally impossible to eat at the same table as the Stove God.
The woman dressed as a schoolgirl was sitting face to face with the god of the stove. Li Xi and Zheng Ying walked over. Then he moved to the side of the god of the stove and sat down next to the god of the hearth. Li Xi and Zheng Ying sat on the other side of the table.
"My name is Du Kai, and I am a little Stove God in Linshi, are you?" The Stove God was very polite to Li Xi, and as soon as he saw the two of them sitting down, he began to introduce himself.
After all, the two wings behind Li Xi give people the feeling that they are really shocking. Even the god of the stove had never seen such a figure.
In the legend, only Lei Zhenzi and Xin Huan have wings. But even Xin Huan, who has a lower status, is also a star monarch, far from being comparable to a small stove god.
"Li Xi. Li Xi stretched out his hand to the god of the stove.
The god of the stove was stunned for a moment, but he arched his hand to Li Xi, "Fortunately!"
"Fortunately!" Li Xi withdrew his hand and arched his hand to the Stove God.
From this etiquette, Li Xi can basically judge. This god of the stove should not be a modern figure.
The god of the stove stretched out his hand and pointed to the food on the table, "What is the matter with the two of you inviting me to dinner?"
"Du Zao God, have you just come back from Heavenly Court?" Zheng Ying asked, her tone respectful.
Du Kai smiled slightly, but did not answer.
Zheng Ying said: "This one, like you, is also in Linshi. As he spoke, he pointed to Li Xi.
"Oh! I see. Du Kai nodded, glanced at Li Xi deeply, and said, "You want to ask me, what arrangements will Heavenly Court have for Linshi this time, right?"
Li Xi and Zheng Ying glanced at each other and nodded at the same time.
Li Xi said euphemistically: "If it's convenient......." ”
Du Kai looked embarrassed, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry! If it's something else, it's still negotiable." The arrangement of the Heavenly Court is confidential, and I, a little Stove God, cannot afford to leak the secrets of the Heavenly Court. ”
Li Xi looked at Zheng Ying when she heard this, Zheng Ying glanced at Li Xilian, and kicked Li Xi lightly under the table.
Li Xi instantly understood what Zheng Ying meant, this stove god is not that he can't tell himself, it's just that he doesn't want to tell himself.
Zheng Ying quietly reached out under the table and gently touched Li Xi's body, and then rubbed her fingers, meaning to ask Li Xi to give money and spend money to buy news from the Stove God.
Li Xi hesitated for a moment and bribed the god of the stove, Li Xi had done it before.
It was with Zhou Sirui that when he asked the god of the stove to support his dream, he did it once, and that time alone cost him several taels of world money.
Just that time, let Li Yi know that the world has money, and although it is valuable in the Yin Division of the Underworld, it is nothing to those who are qualified to enter the heavenly court. It's not as flowery as expected.
Therefore, as a last resort, Li Xi was not willing to bribe the god of the stove with the world's money.
After thinking for a while, he reached into his pocket and touched it, but he took a bottle of moon water and came out.
The items on the Divine Tree and the Strange Tree can be brought to the Hades. Moon water, although it is not a good thing for people who are qualified to enter the Heavenly Court, but this kind of item unique to the World of Warcraft, it is expected that this Stove God has never seen it.
Li Xi took out the moon water, put it on the table, and gently pushed it towards Du Kai, "I once got a bottle of life potion, and I don't know what it is for, Du Zao is well-informed, please help identify it to see if it is a good thing." ”
"Life potion?" Du Kai suddenly moved, and his gaze fell on the bottle of moon water.
Li Yiyi stretched out his hand, "Please open it and take a closer look." ”
Du Kai nodded slightly, reached out and picked up the bottle of moon water, uncorked the bottle, leaned next to his nose, and sniffed it gently.
The breath of moon water rushed out of the bottle, and Du Kai's spirit was immediately shocked, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "Good potion!"
In Heavenly Court, I don't know how many holy medicines, elixirs, and holy waters are more powerful than the effect of moon water, not to mention that the bottle of moon water that Li Xi took out is not a complete version of moon water.
But the status of the Stove God in the Heavenly Court is too low, it is simply not in the stream, how can he be qualified to contact the holy medicine, spiritual medicine, and holy water in the Heavenly Court?
"It's a potion of life. Li Xi observed the words and looks, and knew that Du Kai was moved at a glance, and said with a smile: "I also got it by accident, and I don't know what use it is." If Du Zao God likes it, just take it. ”
"Then what's embarrassing?" Du Kai said embarrassed, but he couldn't put down the bottle of moon water in his hand, and he refused to let go.
Li Xi said with a smile: "Make the best use of things, it's useless to put it in my hands." Du Stove God needs it, just take it. ”
"Since Brother Li said so, then I'm not welcome. Du Kai said as he quietly took the moon water into his arms.
"You're welcome. Li Xi smiled and nodded, and the old words were repeated, "Du Zaoshen, I don't know what arrangements Heavenly Court will make for us to come to the market this time?"
"Ahem!" Du Kai coughed, "It involves the secrets of the Heavenly Court, and it stands to reason that this kind of thing should not be revealed to the living." But since Brother Li is sincere, ......"
As he spoke, he lowered his voice and whispered: "On the thirteenth of this month, don't take flight 180." ”
When Li Xi heard this, he was taken aback, "You mean, on the thirteenth of this month, flight 180 will have an accident?"
"Ahem!" Du Kai coughed, but refused to continue. (To be continued.) )