Chapter 45: How Lonely Is Invincible (Ask for Collection)
Fang Hongwei, a well-known gold medal host of Huangguo TV in China, is the youngest man who has won the highest award in the hosting industry so far, the "Golden Wheat Award"! This guy has been in love with Fengyin for a long time, but he has never had the opportunity to get close, and today is a godsend, he naturally wants to perform well.
However, Wang Yang pinched him speechless with a word. genius, he was also praised by the hosting industry.
In fact, many people here have been praised by the industry as geniuses, but it is a pity that they met a genius harvester today.
"You... You... You're too arrogant!" Fang Hongwei sneered.
Wang Yang crossed his arms and smiled, and said, "I heard you call me very happy just now, and after you finished crusading against me, I couldn't even recognize my parents when I was defeated." Well, I'm as you wish, aren't you a genius host? That must be very good at the matter of taking off the script. ”
"Of course!" Fang Hongwei couldn't help but straighten his chest proudly when he heard this.
Wang Yang ignored him, and said to several other well-known domestic actors: "You have been invited, you should be genuine actors, not like the little fresh meat in my hometown." So, are you as confident in your ability to memorize lines as this gold medal host?"
Well, when it comes to their field expertise, these actors and actresses are also the best of the best, and sneered: "That's natural!"
Wang Yang nodded, then turned his head to several writers, poets, and essayists and said with a smile: "Although what you said just now was very subtle, the content of the language expression is even more unbearable, and you can't hear it when you are Lao Tzu? ”
Everyone scolded in their hearts, why the hell do you still have the face to talk about others?
Nobel Prize-nominated best-selling author Zhao Qiming sneered......
Liu Xueli, a love poet who rose to prominence at a very young age......
Lu Xingniao, a young prose madman who has won numerous awards, stretched out his hand and made a lewd gesture......
"A few of you, I'm going to use just one blow to make you fail miserably in doubting your life! Mr. Hansen, Ms. Wang Xiaoming, and Director Zhou, all three of you are big bosses in their fields, so be a witness! Hmph, you don't think you can do anything, you dare to provoke me...... Wang Yang said a few times.
"Things have come to this point, we should just watch the fun, what are you going to do?" said Director Zhou speechlessly.
"Simple! Fang Hongwei, take the book in your hand... What the hell do you see... Take it!" Wang Yang saw that this kid didn't know what to do, so he actually glared at him, and couldn't help but let out a little murderous aura on his body, and shouted coldly.
Fang Hongwei was a famous host, how to resist Wang Yang's murderous invasion after a hundred battles, he was like entering an ice cellar, and handed over the book in fear.
Wang Yang took the book in his hand, looked at it and said with a smile: "You are quite good at making sycophants, this book was given to you by Zhao Qinian, right? Okay, no kidding." Since Fang Hongwei and a few actresses are confident in their memory, then I will let you start the mode of doubting life. ”
Fang Hongwei and the actor's face changed, does this rascal want to endorse?
"To be fair, I spent a minute reading 6 pages, and when the time came, I memorized them all in one minute, and then I memorized them all in 12 minutes. If you make a mistake in punctuation, you will lose. As for you, I'll start watching, and you'll start watching, and when I'm done memorizing, you'll count the time up. But unlike me, you just have to read 12 pages, and you can just memorize them, no matter how long it takes. ”
As long as Wang Yang speaks, he can kill and injure a person.
What the hell do you call fairness? What the hell do you call naked bragging and humiliating Fang Hongwei and others?
The most important thing is that Wang Yang's challenge is not only that, he also said to Zhao Qinian, Liu Xueli and Lu Xingniao: "While comparing with them, I will also write a Nobel Prize-level prose, poetry and short novel in the same time." If you don't do it, count me as losing. ”
Everyone was in a collective uproar!
Do you think you are God?
"Don't look at me like that, I've said more than once, genius is not something you can imagine, and I've also said that what I'm going to do today makes you doubt life. Well, I'm not going to talk nonsense anymore. I guess you're not going to say no to such a fair game, right?
What Wang Yang said has indeed made everyone doubt life.
"Crazy, or do we not live on one plane at all?" someone muttered.
Zhao Qinian's book, is 16 open, the text is No. 5, 39 lines per page, 39 words per line, and the book header is counted as 1560 words. 120 pages are nearly 190,000 words, and 6 pages are nearly 10,000 words.
Read 190,000 words in 1 minute, memorize 190,000 words in 12 minutes, are you kidding me?
However, Wang Yang didn't tease them, 1 minute passed in the blink of an eye, and he threw the book away like garbage. Then he began to recite at an incredible speed. And Hansen, the chief judge of the Nobel Prize, is holding the same book that has been prepared a long time ago, and is turning the pages quickly.
Fang Hongwei and several actors, are trying to memorize the content of the 6-page book. Ran goose, hearing Wang Yang's non-human endorsement speed, where can they calm down? Wang Yang's endorsement sound, as if like a devil's spell, is gradually devouring their hearts.
Wang Yang memorized it for five minutes, and not a single punctuation point was correct, and there were cracks in the psychological defense of Fang Hongwei and others. When Wang Yangshun finished reciting 190,000 words, not a single punctuation mark was correct, and they were on the verge of collapse.
At this time, Wang Yang had already finished writing a short story "The Walker Brothers' Cattle Herding Baby". And it was written in Chinese and English, plus French and Japanese. Damn, 12 minutes, while endorsing, also... There is no one to complain about it anymore...
After Wang Yang finished writing the short stories in these languages, he slapped the manuscript on Zhao Qinian's face with a "snap" and said: "Fool! Learn what a Nobel Prize work is! You are still a few streets away, and mentioning a name will make you look away?
Well, I don't believe that the opening story of Ms. Alice Munro's masterpiece "Happy Shadow Dance", the first in history to win the Nobel Prize for her short story, can't hit your face!
Zhao Qinian was reading the English version, while Mr. Hansen, the chief judge of the Nobel Prize, was reading the French version.
After a while, Zhao Qinian had words in his mouth. The 2013 Nobel Prize-winning writer Alice Munroe is also known as the best writer in English writing. Zhao Qinian had nothing to say, looked at it, and gradually... Gradually... He's crazy too......
"Impossible... It's impossible... Chinese writing is the best writing... Why English too... It's still a matter of minutes...... It's impossible... I must have read it wrong... Fake... It's fake... Hahaheha... It's fake, it's fake..."
"Alas, it's crazy again, drag it down......" Wang Yang sighed with compassion on his face.
The matter is not over yet, Wang Yang is still continuing to fight others......
When Wang Yang finished reciting Zhao Qinian's book, Fang Hongwei and several actors, they finally failed to resist the pressure brought to them by real geniuses, and they still followed in the footsteps of Zhao Qinian... They... Also crazy......
"No, it won't... I'm a genius host... I've got the most out of the draft... There's no one better than me... He cheats... He must be cheating..."
"It's impossible... Memorizing lines is my specialty... I'm not going to lose... I still have time... I can still carry... I'm an actor..."
Everyone looked at them, and there was a feeling of sadness in their hearts, and their eyes at Wang Yang were like devils... It's horrible...
But goose, the tragedy is still unfolding......
In 2011, Thomas Transtrand Lemore, who won the Nobel Prize for poetry, wrote "The Secret of the Road", which was translated into several languages by Wang Yang, and threw it on the face of the love poet Liu Xueli after writing. In the end, Xu Zhimo's "Farewell Kangqiao" was attached and slapped him in the face.
The prose madman Lu Chocobo was not spared, he was hit by Qian Zhongshu's prose "Spring", and his body was incomplete......
In this battle, following Liu Haibo, the domestic gold medal host Fang Hongwei and the big-name actor, as well as the Nobel Prize-nominated writer Zhao Qinian, the prose madman Lu Chouniao, and the love poet Liu Xueli......
They... It's all crazy...
"Alas, why is this so painful? Identity and status are gods? Can you eat it? Why bother persevering... Can't you keep a low profile like me..."
Wang Yang sighed, sad and sad, and said: "Invincible, how lonely it is......"