On 6 October, Beijing was cloudy and rainy, and yesterday the ****** and the military released two pieces of news, let's just call them news, and these two pieces of news can be said to have made the people of the whole country excited. It's like wilting for many years, and finally being able to cheer up.

But the Chinese people are happy, and foreign countries, especially the surrounding countries, are not happy, especially the North Stick, and the Baektu Mountain bloodline is completely white-headed now.

In the newly released map of the Chinese side, the Changbai Mountains, I'm sorry, I won't let you play anymore.

Without Changbai Mountain, there will be a lot of ginseng, and without ginseng, how can you cook delicious ginseng chicken soup?

The Chinese are too bullying! We must give them some color.

"Send me the best Great Northern Stick to kill a thousand knives, and we'll be Chinese with you all the time!" ......

My name is Kill Thousand Knives, and I am the best killer in the entire North Base, ranked 213 in the world, 225 higher than the second in my country, and 453 higher than the third.

Yesterday, I was so touched that Kim Fat Pang personally received me and gave me the task of assassinating the Chinese leader.

I will definitely do everything I can to assassinate the Chinese leader, but before that, I must first find a way to get out of this prison.

It was an extremely difficult process, and I only had a spoon for eating and a pair of chopsticks for picking up vegetables (in Korea and North Korea, spoons were only allowed for eating, chopsticks were only allowed for picking vegetables, and chopsticks were only allowed to be used, including soup).

With these two props, it's not impossible to get out of this heavily guarded prison, and my idol Sean Ke once relied on a gadget to escape from prison.

However, that method was too long, and the prison was so irresponsible, that we were never told to go out to work, and I dug up a wall of ash full of crotch and never had a chance to throw it away, and now the crotch is crumbled.

Xiba, when I get out, I must take a good bath in the river......

"That's the diary that the number one killer from the North Stick carved on the wall?"

Lin Xiu looked at the report in his hand with some tears and laughter, and asked Jianguo, "Your brother is playing with me, right?"

"No, really not, don't look at this guy's international killer ranking as high as 213, but you don't know, his mission goals are basically laughed to death by his stupid assassination methods. ”

Jianguo was also a little helpless, this existence called killing a thousand knives refreshed his understanding of 213.

There has never been a killer who has blatantly crossed the border with an RPG, and the RPG still uses special bullets, which is simply funny!

"But there's one thing I admire about the North Stick. Jianguo said and took out a stack of 100 yuan bills with blue flowers, handed it to Lin Xiu, and said, "How do you look at this stack of money?"

"It's new, it's good, what's wrong?"

"You can't see that there's a problem, but now I admire Beibang even more. Although there is no problem with the watermarks, serial numbers, and even the details on this stack of coins, they are all fakes!"

The most powerful copycat country in the world is not China, but Beibang. China's copycats are only products, while Beibang copycats are the currencies of various countries.

They are proficient in the manufacture of counterfeit money in various countries, such as US dollars, Japanese yen, euros, pounds, personal coins, etc., as long as they are said to be famous, or the currencies of countries and regions that have economic dealings with the North Stick, they can counterfeit, and they can also confuse the real with the fake.

"Honestly, if we could, we would like North Bat to be realistic on the map. You can still use your fists with the south stick, but you can't communicate with the north stick at all. ”

Jianguo said helplessly that no one likes Beibang, a country that threatens the whole world with its own people to aid them.

"Oh, I see, you mean to let me kill the North Stick? ”

Lin Xiu pushed the information and was about to speak, but as if he heard something, he changed his words: "I asked you to check the matter before, how is the investigation?"

"That incident Brother Viagra personally ran for you in Outer Mongolia, and the holy medicine enshrined by your Jiang Lian's tribe can't cure any incurable diseases at all. It is a plant with a high vitamin content and a fast growth rate.

At that time, the ancestors of the tribe lacked fresh vegetables, so you know. It was not so much a holy medicine as a large vitamin herb. Now it's more about symbolism. Most of the people in the tribe know this, that is, children don't know. ”

"So, Jiang Yi pulled out that broken grass because of ignorance?"

"It's almost, but that plant is not a mother after all, it is an herbaceous plant after all, and now the so-called holy medicine is the seed planted by the warriors of the tribe. Except for the warrior himself, no one else knows the location of the holy medicine, and that warrior is actually your father-in-law's good answer.

The reason for this is well known to the people in the tribe, but it is a holy medicine after all, even if it is only symbolic. Therefore, your family Jiang Lian left Mongolia to travel to the resistance, and it was not your father-in-law who secretly let him go. ”

"Then why do you want to bring Jiang Yi?"

Jianguo cut it disdainfully and explained: "That holy medicine is also called marriage grass, the descendants of warriors can marry the person or family who found that grass, if there is a woman of appropriate age in the family of the discoverer, and there is a man of appropriate age in the warrior's family, hehe."

That guy's methods are simple and rude and a little more shameless, but with the appearance of your Jiang Lian, it's no wonder that others have bad intentions. ”

After listening to Jianguo's words, Lin Xiu understood the cause and effect here.

What Jiang Lian hid from him was not a big deal at all, and after getting along in the past few days, Lin Xiu knew that Jiang Lian's temperament was unwilling to involve others because of herself.

It was true that the family had bad intentions because of her, but the crime was not to death, but if Lin Xiu knew, the matter might not be so easy to solve.

It's just that Jiang Lian didn't expect Lin Xiu to use the state apparatus to investigate such a trivial matter.

"How about it, do you want revenge?" Jianguo took off his eyes and wiped them with a glasses cloth.

"No, there's no need for that, but that great army? Forget it, what's going on with that great army?"

"Oh, that guy is a tendon, don't look at him choking with you at the beginning, but after you cleaned it up, I admired you very much, although he was in his forties, to be honest, he didn't mind worshipping you as a teacher. ”

"Forget about apprenticeship, he was just a toad as a gun that night, well, I'm afraid the guards are under a lot of pressure these days, you take back this money, one for each person, when the number on the money is zero, crumple it into a ball and throw it to the enemy." ”

PS: Ahem, that's it for today, the water is a hair, and tomorrow I will start writing about the killer career, and it's a pity that I don't have a killer when I come to Phantom Hell.

Also, the Lori scheduled for seven nights is about to arrive.