On the way to Tianju Palace

"The slave family is completely confused" Xihong's expression became sad again: "The slave family is already in a state of confusion, you are the big king and the little king, and the slave family's thinking is even more blinded, is it the big king? Or the little king is bigger? Or the big king is bigger than the little king or the big king is smaller than the little king, or the big king is bigger than the big king or the little king is smaller than the little king, or the big king is as big as the little king or the big king is as small as the little king, what is going on? What the hell are you ......?"

"What's going on with love, don't care about them, let's go back ......" Shabi looked at Xihong's almost insane state, lest the thing he least want to see would happen, so he pulled Xihong back to his side.

"It's just nonsense" Jiu'er yelled at Si'er: "What kind of big king and little king, I'm still 'white cakes', so what, let's throw the poker into the gutter?"

"What are you doing?" Of course Si'er didn't like to hear this, because poker was his life, Si'er glared at Jiu'er with resentment, hugged the iron poker in his arms, and hid aside.

"Throw your poker aside, have fun with my mahjong, hee-hee-hee......" Jiu'er said with a hippie smile.

"The first war of mankind began with mahjong cards, I remember that it was a late autumn early spring, well, after the beginning of summer on the morning of the twilight of the winter solstice, that day four people played mahjong, but coincidentally, four people, all are Tianhu, that is, four people just finished drawing cards, are all Hu cards, Tianhu wow, you say that it is not coincidental? Then, the four of them fought, and fought the first war of mankind. ”

"No" Qi'er shook his head when he heard this: "People die for money, people can only fight because of money, I think that the first war of mankind must be fought because of the uneven distribution of spoils." ”

"Not necessarily" Liu'er responded: "The next sentence of 'people die for money' is 'birds die for food', think about it, birds die for 'food', what are you more like? Could it be that people can fly better than birds? It doesn't make sense, so the first war of mankind was fought for a bowl of 'hand-pulled noodles', yes." ”

"Forget it" Shi'er rushed over and shouted: "My dog, I won't eat your noodles, my dogs are also afraid of eating your noodles, let, well, wrap their throats around and starve to death, what you said about the first war of mankind for a bowl of noodles is unreasonable, then the first war of mankind was fought because of 'dogs', isn't there an old saying......?"

"Is it good for dogs to fight people?" Thirteen said while playing the game console while dissatisfied: "I have the first war of mankind in this game machine, you see, the human beings in my game machine are fighting for my game machine." ”

"Where is this?" Ba'er pushed Thirteen Er away, reached out and took out the wine bag, and shouted loudly: "The first war of mankind was caused by drinking Erguotou Lao Bai dry wine, he wanted to drink it from a cup, and that, he had to drink it from a bowl, he had to add ice, and that one had to add soda, he had to add sugar, and that one had to add brown sugar, he said that if he drank alcohol, he would eat leeks, and that one said that he had to eat horseradish if he drank wine, and finally, the two fought, this is the origin of the first war of mankind, Brother Eleven, are you right?"

Ba'er was very cunning, and even thought of pulling his close friend Eleven to help, but he didn't expect that at this time, Eleven was thinking hard about how to emphasize that the first war of mankind was caused by smoking.

"Huh?" When Eleven heard Ba'er's call, he was stunned, and said for a while: "Brother Ba'er is right, this smoking cigarette started the first war of mankind." ”

"Haha~~" Twelve laughed: "

Who knows?

You argue with me and argue with you;

Where does the war come from?

Just to scramble for that poem. ”

"What about the poem?" the demons asked.

"That's it, it's the ......" Twelve Sons said without blinking: "It's that poem, I can't say it, you can't think of it, no one can write it, and I've never written it, that poem." ”

"The first war of mankind, I know. Wu'er began to give his own speech: "Mankind, the first war, the war, it was fought by mankind, the first war of mankind, that is to say, it was the first war fought by mankind, why did the war start? The first time the war started, it was in a long time, and the people at that time were yes, men gave birth to babies, men, they did it with themselves, they gave birth to babies, women, it was useless except to be beautiful, but later, there was a wise man, called, called Tianju Gongzu, called, Tianju Gongzu, what? Huang, the leader of the Chrysanthemum Sect, His Majesty Tianju Gongzu, His Majesty His Majesty, His Majesty Tianju Gongzu, came up with a good idea, and his old man thought: Why am I a man who can give birth to children by himself but look so good? What is the best way? I thought about it, and I thought about it for five years, and finally figured it out. Haha, I made myself into a woman, didn't I get married, so Tianju Gongzu began plastic surgery, and after the whole thing, he turned himself into a shemale. ”

"Di" Qin Shou began to listen, but he thought it was quite interesting, but then he heard that the whole shemale was coming, and somehow he felt very disgusted, he yelled at Wu'er: "People are discussing the first war of mankind, how did you make a shemale, everyone knows that your sect leader is a shemale, and it is the best for you, but this is not a big deal......"

"You listen to me, you are a person, you are in a hurry, I haven't finished talking yet, when I finish speaking, you will know what is going on......" Wu'er heard Qin Shou say that he knew that the sect leader was good to him, and he couldn't help but be secretly proud, and the smile on his face bloomed, like, a chrysanthemum that was about to wither.

"Isn't this a shemale appearing, now, it's ruined, the whole human race has begun to rob, rob and rob, the man robbed him because he was beautiful and could have children with himself, and the woman robbed him because he was beautiful and could still have a baby with himself, so ah, this man fought with a woman, for what? It was to rob my sect leader, the shemale Tianju Gongzu. ”

These old people all have feelings, not to mention those teenagers who are being stared at, Leng Ji looked at Leng Xi: "Why do I think that the children and their family are not very normal, you see that the eyes of the eldest princess are about to fall on our brothers, you said that they will take them over, there will be no other plans." ”

Leng Xi smiled: "What's the matter, just a few more glances at you, and you started conspiracy theories? She and the pony were looking at us at first, but when they came to our side, the white tiger and the panther turned their eyes away. ”

Leng Ji nodded: "I also feel this way, you mean to say that they are not looking at each of us, but choosing someone from us, it may be that they are choosing a marriage partner for their children at home, because the two of us have lovers around us, so they turn their eyes away." ”

Leng Xi nodded: "Makes sense." I just don't know if his family is a boy or a girl, and I don't know if I can make our brothers fall in love. ”

Leng Ji smiled when he heard this: "Regardless of men and women, if he looks as delicate as the prince, even if it is darker, the brothers can approve of it, but this matter depends on fate, not what the family wants, just like the marriage between the two of us." ”

Leng Xi smiled: "Yes, I really didn't expect that there would be a daughter-in-law of our two brothers in Li Can's space, but fortunately, our two brothers started quickly enough, and when they didn't know their feelings at that time, they went up to tease their daughter-in-law." It can be said that we don't know each other anymore. ”

Leng Jiye: "Yes, fortunately, we got it right at the time, and now my daughter-in-law is by my side." ”

After speaking, he took the panther's hand and patted it: "What a good daughter-in-law, fortunately, I didn't miss it." ”

Below, Little Eighteen, Little Nineteen, and a group of puppies, little rabbits, they are all a little unable to sit still now, Little Eighteen looked at Little Nineteen: "What's the matter, why is their eldest princess going to sell us, why do you always stare at us, although we are hungry, we haven't eaten yet." ”

When Xiao Eighteen said this, Xiao Nineteen smiled and said, "You mean that the eldest princess is afraid of us eating, isn't it, that's why she is staring at us?"

Xiao Eighteen spread his hands: "Or I can't think of any other reason, if she has taken a fancy to us, but there are also horses staring at us, so this can be ruled out." ”

Xiao Nineteen gave him a moment when he heard it: "You dare to say anything, the eldest princess has taken a fancy to us, she is older than her grandfather, if she really likes us, marry her home and become an ancestor." ”

After hearing this, Xiao Eighteen covered his head with his hands and shouted, "Do you know the size, stretch out your hand and hit me." ”

Little Nineteen smiled and said: "Eighteen brothers, we may not even be born by my father for a second, don't always pretend to be big in front of me, you said what you just said, fortunately, I heard it, if you let our father hear it, I won't beat you in case the peach blossoms bloom." ”

Xiao Eighteen also knew that what he said was a little too much, and now let the little brother beat it, he was not convinced, but he was not doing it with him, he snorted, reached out and picked up the chopsticks, but when he saw that no one had moved, he was not embarrassed to move the chopsticks, so he put the chopsticks down again and looked at Old Man Li with his eyes.

These people, except for the eldest princess and the concubine, everyone else was hungry, even the queen and the emperor were the same, after they decided to go to Xiao Jiu's house to propose, they have been busy, how can they have the heart to eat, and Old Man Li is the same on their side.

The grandson was abducted, and before the grandson had accurate news, he couldn't eat any of them, although the strength of the prince and Xiao Jiu was not bad, but they must be underground here, a place that Old Man Li was not familiar with, and there were mutant beasts who often came to harass them.

Without the child's letter, they didn't have the heart to eat at all, and the other small ones were the same, they came back from the battlefield, and when it was time to eat, they remembered Xiao Jiu. Then they formed a group to find Xiao Jiu, and the queen was very enthusiastic to leave them in the palace for dinner.

They also thought that they were also hungry, and it would be the same wherever they ate, anyway, it would be Xiao Jiu's home in the future, but they didn't expect that their flying car was only half gone, and they lost Xiao Jiu and the prince, and then let people come here and wait.

Knowing that the queen and the emperor and the crown prince went to their house with Xiao Jiu, they were happy in their hearts, seeing that the queen and they attached so much importance to Xiao Jiu, how could they not be happy, but no matter how happy they were, they were also hungry, they had just finished fighting with the mutant beast.

It still takes a lot of physical effort to play the ability, but fortunately, someone from the palace brought them a small snack, but because of Xiao Eighteen's words, they sent back the small snacks they got in their hands, and Xiao Eighteen looked at the dim sum and said: "This snack looks very delicious, but their meat here is even more delicious." ”

As soon as he said this, everyone's hands stretched out to the small snack slowed down by half a beat, and Xiao Eighteen continued: "Last time, the meat they put on the edge of the enchantment was made by Uncle Sun, and the taste was not ordinarily good, and the queen said that they would invite grandpa and them over, and the dish must be very rich." ”

Speaking of which, the others didn't do much, and he himself swallowed his saliva first: "I have to save my stomach for a while, and eat delicious food for a while." ”

A few quick hands took the small snack in their hands, and pretended to be nothing, and secretly put the snack back, so all of them were hungry, Xiao Eighteen looked at Old Man Li, and Old Man Li immediately went to the channel with his little grandson, and said to Old Man Leng: "Eat quickly, you are nothing, but don't starve the child in your belly." ”

Hearing that Old Man Li was using her pregnant husband as a dangzi, the queen immediately borrowed the slope to get off the donkey: "Everyone should also use chopsticks, they are all hungry." ”

She is from a martial arts background, and she has a lot of activities every day, and she is also hungry, but before she can figure out what the eldest princess thinks, Lord Li spoke, and the queen is not thinking about it anymore, whatever, anyway, his daughter-in-law is decided, Xiao Ran's matter, I will talk about it in the future.

Hearing the queen's words, everyone also began to move chopsticks, the prince usually eats very carefully, just eats these plates in front of him, now it's different, the chopsticks are going to be round, after a while, Xiao Jiu's bowl is sharp, Xiao Jiu saw the queen's smile, blushed, and glared at the prince: "Don't clip me, they are all looking at us." (To be continued.) )