Chapter Forty-Seven: It Is Not Easy for Taishang Laojun (Second Update)

Li Ruofan: It's too shabby! It's rare for my mother-in-law to go to heaven once, so I can't let those immortals underestimate the underworld! I'm about to discuss this matter with Meng Po. This time, when I return to my hometown, I will let my mother-in-law show off!

Meng Po: How can you make Sanxian so expensive?

Li Ruofan: There is a waste of money, in fact, it is because I ask for more! I wonder if Meng Po can understand that Zhu Bajie?

Meng Po: Did the Scattered Immortal mean that the Pure Altar Messenger? Speaking of which, he still owes the old man a great favor!

Li Ruofan: How do you say this?

Meng Po: Zhu Bajie married Gao Cuilan, the third daughter of Gao Laozhuang and Gao Laohan. When the two sisters Gao Laohan and Gao Cuilan returned to the underworld, Zhu Bajie came to beg the old man, and secretly let them all go through the VIP channel.

Li Ruofan: This is strange. Zhu Bajie is also from Marshal Tianpeng, and he also has a credit for learning scriptures from the West. Can't you get a few elixirs for your family to take?

Meng Po: I don't know what the immortals are. Ordinary people are not all allowed to cultivate the Tao. Besides, he has not been Marshal Tianpeng for many years, and who will give him face as an upstart! Besides, everyone else is a high-ranking cadre, and he doesn't even have a place to be an office. Gao Cuilan is an elixir that he asked the second generation of Jin Chanzi from the Queen Mother! Buddhism is good, but it is difficult to become a monk, and the whole family cannot become a monk or a nun!

Li Ruofan: Compared with Zhu Bajie, he is also disheartened.

Meng Po: Yes, if it weren't for the face of the golden cicada and the fighting Buddha, the invitation to the peach banquet would not have his share. That's at least the golden-bodied Arhat and above to qualify. This fool, once you don't have an enterprising mind, you want to spread out.

Li Ruofan: This time, it's best for my mother-in-law to get some Dan Fang back, and there are also a few gossip alchemy furnaces. I have taken in disciples in the mortal world, and I will be able to use them. In addition, the most critical point is that it falls on the mother-in-law!

Meng Po: You're welcome, but it's okay to talk about it.

Li Ruofan: Zhu Bajie owes his mother-in-law a great favor, but he asked his mother-in-law to show his means and asked him to ask the second senior brother for a monkey hair on his body for his mother-in-law.

Meng Ge: Could it be that the monkey hair on the body of the Fighting God Buddha is of any special use? I thought it was to set the shape of the pill so that Meng Ge could walk in the mortal world.

Meng Po: It's really a big woman. You're no ordinary lonely ghost. He is now also a contract worker in the prefecture. It is not easy to go to the mortal world. Unless you find an excuse.

Li Ruofan: Meng Ge, you need to beg your mother-in-law more.

Mengo: Huh?

Meng Po: I can't hide anything from the scattered immortals! That Zhong Quinoa just entrusted me with one thing, and her identity can't be in the mortal world for a long time. It's just right that let Menggo do this thing kills two birds with one stone.

Li Ruofan: I'll just say that my mother-in-law is a person with a way! It has to be the monkey hair that Sun Dasheng turned into a diamond diamond back then. There is really no way, but also to change a magic weapon such as a diamond drill that can be drilled. That Zhu Bajie is a greedy and cheap person, and her mother-in-law might as well bring more cigarettes and delicacies. Bring some wonderful toys, as parents, there is nothing that is not for the sake of children.

Meng Po: I think that osmanthus saltwater duck is good. The immortals of Heavenly Court, most of them are in the valley, but in fact, they also lack chefs. The Pan Tao Club is actually a tea party. Most of them went to the spiritual tea of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

Li Ruofan: It's a pity that there is no electricity in Heavenly Court!

Meng Po: The toys that Sanxian just mentioned are a good choice. The cultural life of the heavenly court is actually very lacking, and the same is true of the underworld. I don't know what to do except cultivate.

Li Ruofan: In this way, it seems that it is better to appreciate both the elegant and the vulgar. Buy a batch of chess, piano, calligraphy and painting. Mahjong poker, yes, there are comic books, game consoles, like the oldest-fashioned kind, Tetris, Angry Birds, standalone. I'll have to bring some batteries with you. Just like printers, consumables like ink cartridges are the biggest profits. The game console can be given away for free, it's addictive, and I also have a monopoly on batteries. What do you think?

Meng Po: Wonderful. Although the old body does not know what the printer cartridge is. But just like cigarettes, once you become addicted, you can directly increase the price. It's just that this console doesn't know what it is?

Li Ruofan: I don't understand this. When I go to the e-mall wholesale and come back, my mother-in-law will see for herself!

Meng Po: It seems that there has been no heaven for tens of thousands of years, and this time it can also shine once.

Li Ruofan: It's okay, mother-in-law just let it go, I only need a few things that will work for me. For the rest, what the mother-in-law needs, just master it yourself. However, in the underworld, the mother-in-law should not forget to bring a generous gift to each person. Many people are not to blame.

Meng Po: What Sanxian said is extremely true. When Meng Ge came to Sanxian's side, he would be able to learn more about alchemy.

Li Ruofan didn't think about it, this identity of a scattered immortal really has to face the cute Meng Ge, will it be exposed?

Li Ruofan asked Meng Po to discuss with the Ten Palaces Yama again to see the preferences of the immortals of the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court. Everyone gathered firewood and flames, and took out a list of articles of association to make a detailed purchase.

The time was not early, so he gave Xiao Huandan to Meng Ge and accepted the evil gourd and two yin and yang umbrellas. I rushed back to see my parents and sister, and I was ready to go to the Love Hotel. You can't stop going to work.

Li Ruofan and Meng Po set up a plan to calculate the immortals in the Heavenly Court, but they didn't know that Taishang Laojun Bagua Alchemy Furnace Co., Ltd. was about to go bankrupt and liquidate!

As the chairman and general manager, the CEO took on the Taishang Laojun, and he was so worried in the Tushi Palace that he even forgot to refine the elixir prepared for the Pan Tao Society.

Maybe the mortal world will say that there is no regret medicine in the world, but for Taishang Laojun, this regret medicine is simply disdainful of refining.

Even if it is Taishang Laojun, it is money, of course, the money in the fairy world is fairy stones and spirit stones, rare medicinal materials, materials.

There are four conditions for cultivating the Tao, and the Dharma is rich and rich. The Dharma is the exercise, and there is no shortage of Taishang Laojun; couples, that is, Shuangxiu Taoist couples, this, there really is none! Taishang Laojun is Wang Chongyang, Nandi Duan Wangye, and the like are obsessed with cultivation, beauty, and all of them are not needed. Earth, Tushi Palace, that is a blessed land in the fairy world!

Wealth, a penny is hard to beat a hero. Dao Tong, Qingniu, daily maintenance expenses, not to know, a shock. Taishang Laojun, it's not easy for him.

As one of the Three Qing Dao Ancestors, no one pays him a salary, and he does not have many disciples like the Tongtian Sect Master and Yuan Shi Tianzun, so he will not worry about using a little worship.

Even the quasi-Daoists and those who are close to the Dao in the Western Elysium are arhats and bodhisattvas. His younger brother Tang Seng's purple gold bowl wants to make up his mind, which shows that he doesn't know the cost of firewood, rice, oil and salt.