Because Nan Mao was still following Tang An step by step, the distance between the two was no more than five centimeters, Tang An could only slow down, lest she bump into her again if there was an accident.

Naturally, walking like this is even slower, Tang An has considered turning into a dog and carrying the southern cat, but the grass blades on the ground are more luxuriant, and after becoming a dog, he will not be facilitated by this, and he can't separate the grass blades to open the way for the southern cat.

"I'll carry you. Tang An said, "Walk slowly like this, and it will be dawn when you finish looking for this island!"

"You can continue looking for it when it's dawn. Nanmao said disapprehantly.

"I'm going to military training tomorrow. "Tang An can't do it.

"Boredom, whether it's physical fitness or martial arts, the humans who are responsible for training you are not qualified to be your teachers at all. Nan Cat scoffed.

"Military training is about discipline, a sense of collective pride and the ability to act in unity. Tang An felt that military training was very useful, especially for everyone to quickly integrate into the collective and have a sense of identity with the class collective.

"That's right, as the Golden Tooth General, it is necessary to be trained in this area, and when I go back, I will also train you. Nancat nodded in approval.

For the first time, I felt so sad to get the approval of Nancat, Tang An regretted talking too much, "Don't talk about this, let's carry you, if you're worried that your chest will touch me, you can just put your hands in front of your chest." ”

"Nope. In the "Journey to the West" that Nan Mao has read, Sun Wukong often carries Tang Seng on his back, and Tang Seng's definition in the plot of the whole novel is a burden, only the burden needs to be carried like a backpack, the South Cat is not a burden, the South Cat is the king who controls Tang An's life and gives him the position of the Golden Tooth General, which is not the same as Tang Seng.

"I'm going to ride on your neck...... No, I'm going to sit on your shoulder. Nan Mao originally wanted to ride on Tang An's neck, but the action of "riding" requires the separation of legs, and for the elegant king wearing a skirt, the action of splitting his legs is easy to remind Nan Mao of the word "divide its household", which is a word that Nan Cat can't imagine being related to himself, so Nan Cat decided to sit on Tang An's shoulder.

Before Tang An could speak, Nan Cat jumped up, but the range of her movement of pulling her skirt and jumping was very small, so naturally she couldn't jump up, like a little zombie jumping up and down...... The appearance of the little zombie bride, Tang An thought so, then squatted down and patted his shoulder, "Don't jump, you're not Lin Yuling, just sit up." ”

It was Lin Yuling who gave Tang An a feeling of jumping, and it seemed that she was always that restless.

"Who is Lin Yuling?" asked vigilantly with the tiger's ears pricked up.

"Our neighbor, that nasty ghost. Tang An said.

Nan Mao didn't have any impression, and sat on Tang An's shoulder while grabbing Tang An's hair, and said fiercely: "You actually compare me to what you think is a nasty ghost!"

"I said you're not!" Tang An emphatically said, then grabbed Nanmao's calf and stood up.

"Why are you grabbing my leg?" asked Nan Cat before struggling.

Tang An grabbed her kicking calf and said, "King, I can help you help me keep my balance like this!"

"Then you'll have to pull on the edge of my socks. Nan Cat thought for a moment and said.

"Do you think you can sit firmly like this?" Nan Cat is wearing socks today, and there are cute white hollow circles on the sides of the socks, and Tang An pulled a little bit and grabbed it in his hand.

Nan Mao felt that with Tang An's movement, his body would sway around, and he was not as stable as Tang An when he grabbed his calf, and reluctantly said: "In this way, you stretch out your hand, and I will step on your palm." ”

Tang An can't say that he dislikes that the soles of her shoes are all mud, as long as Nanmao's proposal is reasonable and not too insulting, Tang An will accept it, anyway, he is not the kind of proud and independent Lao Tzu is the first in the world, and to a certain extent, he accepts the privilege of being taken care of and pampered by Nanmao King from him.

Pampering? Tang An suddenly remembered this word, yes, now that Nanmao is sitting on his shoulder like this, isn't it the scene when the father who dotes on his daughter takes his tired daughter?

Thinking about it like this, he felt that he had taken advantage of Nanmao, and Tang An was a little dark.

Tang An raised her palm, with her current physical strength, sitting on a southern cat on her shoulder would not have any effect at all, because the southern cat was too light, small, soft, slender and soft, and it felt lighter than a little girl of the same age and height.

Nan Mao raised his foot and stepped on Tang An's palm, placing his hands in front of his lower abdomen, maintaining an elegant posture, as if he was sitting in the royal chariot that symbolized the supreme authority of the Beast Spirit Empire.

Nanmao's feet stepped on Tang An's palm, Tang An felt a soft touch, looked down, Nanmao's shoes were gone, his palm was a pair of delicate and delicate little feet, wearing white and warm socks, five-finger socks made each toe look very lively, soft, small feet, round heels pressed his palm, even if he was wearing socks, he still felt that it was a delicate work of art.

Tang An didn't understand why her shoes were missing, but he didn't ask much, because many times a lot of mouths would lead to bad luck, which was a lesson learned after being attacked by the wind cat countless times.

The little feet were soft and comfortable to hold in his hands, Tang An had to admit that the softness seemed to exude a warm fragrance, which made Tang An's cheeks a little hot.

Her skirt is relatively fluffy, and it will rub against Tang An's cheeks from time to time, but there is some flesh on her small buttocks, which will not make Tang An feel the pain of being pressed by the bones.

"I feel that the Golden Tooth General is my least important position, I am also a nanny, a cook, an accountant, a long-term worker, a mount, ......" Tang An couldn't help but say, "The Black Tiger Striker is more leisurely than me, it should still be watching "Cat and Mouse" at home." ”

Tang An transferred the video resources on the Internet to the Black Tiger Striker, and he would put it episode after episode, and when he went out, he didn't expect that he wouldn't go back all night, and he didn't know if Sang Mengmeng would turn off the TV.

Forget it, don't worry about wasted electricity bills.

"Are you dissatisfied!" Nan Mao put one hand on Tang An's head, and the other hand pinched Tang An's earlobe.

Tang An felt a little itchy, brushed her hand away and said, "There is nothing dissatisfied, General Ben is willing to be a cow and a horse for the king and dedicate his life!"

Nan Cat nodded with satisfaction, "In order for you to be able to serve the king forever, when the time comes, I will hold a ceremony for you to obtain immortal ......"

Nan Mao's voice stopped abruptly, this is not a ceremony that can be held casually, this is actually a very evil ceremony, Nan Mao's heart thumped twice.

It's really a strange heartbeat, Nan Mao touched the position of his heart, frowned, why did it beat like this twice to calm down, and it was accompanied by a hot cheek?

It must be because this kind of ritual requires two people to **** each other, this situation is too disgusting, so his heart is beating and his face is hot, and Nan Mao nodded as if he understood.

"Eternal life, and this kind of ritual!" Tang An was pleasantly surprised, although he was still young, there was no need to think about whether he would die or not, but who didn't want to live forever? This world is so beautiful, Tang An is reluctant to leave in just a hundred years.

"I know all kinds of rituals...... Nan Mao didn't want to continue the topic just now, he was too impulsive, "The highest level of spiritual art is rituals, all kinds of spiritual arts that require rituals to perform, have super strength, and can create all possibilities. ”

"It's worthy of the Southern Cat King!" Tang An hurriedly flattered, "King, when will the ceremony of eternal life be held?"

Tang An is also very interested in this kind of ritual, because the immortality rituals seen in various movies, TV series, novels and stories are all evil and mysterious, and there is even a sense of heroism that changes one's life against the sky.

Presumably, the rituals mastered by Nan Mao should be a little different from those, probably without countless human heads, blood, children, children, boys, girls and the like.

"At least until you've fully mastered the talent for madness. Nan Mao held his head high and stopped Tang An from continuing the topic with an arrogant attitude, "Now you are completely unable to bear the physical constitution required for the ritual...... In fact, it is said to be immortality, but it is not the real meaning of immortality as you imagined, but the life span has been extended to more than a thousand years, and if you are attacked by irreparable mortality, you will still die. So, don't expect too much...... Nothing can exist forever, this is the only truth that all worlds coexist. ”

Tang An nodded thoughtfully, "Yes, nothing is eternal...... But a thousand years are a long time, and how many things will happen in a thousand years. I want to think about it, in 1015 AD, it was the Song Dynasty, hey, I wrote "The Story of Yueyang Tower" first the world's worries and worries, and the world's joy and happiness Fan Zhongyan also won the Jinshi this year, after which the Northern Song Dynasty ended, the Southern Song Dynasty began, Zhang Sanfeng's grandfather came out, after the Ming Dynasty, and then the Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China, after 1949 to the present...... Such a long history is only a thousand years, and a thousand years of life is enough. ”

"It took more than a thousand years for a cat to devour the northwest corner of the empire with a big belly...... A thousand years is just the time to study a large ritual. The Southern Cat is somewhat dismissive of the 1,000-year period described as "eternal life", a very useful but misnomerous ritual.

"I've been eating for a thousand years, so I'm a foodie...... Tang An said with great admiration, and asked curiously: "It seems that eternal life is not the most powerful ritual, what is the most powerful ritual?"

"My Neighbor Totoro Summoning. Nan Mao said with a solemn expression, and at the same time grabbed Tang An's fingers with his big toe and second thumb and rubbed it, because he didn't know why he stepped on Tang An's palm, and the palm of his foot was a little itchy, and this action could soothe the itchy feeling.

Tang An was originally feeling her two thin toes, but he couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, because Totoro seems to have no other meaning of existence except for selling cuteness, eating, sleeping, sleeping and eating all day long, and making themselves fat into balls seems to be the ultimate meaning of their lives.

What can you do when you summon a chinchilla? What's more, Totoro isn't a real cat! But if the summoned Totoro is the kind in Miyazaki's anime, it's a bit powerful, but it can't be called the most powerful ritual!

"My neighbor totoro of the Beast Spirit Empire is not the kind you know. Hearing Tang An's laughter, Nan Mao reached out and grabbed Tang An's earlobe again, feeling that the earlobe was soft and a little fun to touch, so even if Tang An came to pull away her hand, Nan Mao didn't let go, and then said: "My neighbor totoro of the Beast Spirit Empire is a mysterious spirit that can devour everything. ”

"Sounds like it's similar to a cat's big belly, right?" Tang An heard the word devouring everything, didn't the cat's big belly eat up the northwest corner of the Beast Spirit Empire.

"No, it can't be described as almost. It is said that the cat's big belly is to have the blood of the chinchilla, so it has this ability to devour, and the swallowing ability of the chinchilla body is stronger, it does not need to actively devour, as long as it appears, everything around it will be swallowed by it, endlessly, endlessly, if it appears around the earth, in the shortest time unit that humans can understand, the earth ...... Other planets near Earth, including the Sun, will be devoured by Totoro. "No cat can truly understand Totoro, explain its existence, or find its location, so it can only use the most powerful rituals and give everything to summon it, and when it comes out, the summoner will be destroyed." ”

"This ...... Isn't this a black hole!" Tang An was startled, the most powerful ritual was actually to summon a black hole, compared to such a summoning spirit technique, a nuclear weapon was really a bird...... The power of this ritual made Tang An wonder if Nan Mao was blowing the cat ratio!

"You can understand it as a black hole, and for me, the black hole that exists in your world is a chinchilla wandering in the starry sky, because your world is vast in time and space, and there are a lot of things to eat, so they all gather in your world. "Nanmao easily explained the mysterious objects of the universe that puzzled geophysicists, mathematicians and astronomers.

Tang An was wondering, should he contact Stephen Hawking and tell him not to think too much, black holes are actually a kind of thing called Totoro, and they appear only because this universe eats a lot of food?

"You don't know how to perform such a ceremony, do you?" Tang An said worriedly.

"This kind of ritual has not been mastered by a cat yet!" Nan Mao was very faceless, so he said loudly: "Even the Golden Tooth King will not, this kind of ritual only exists in legends, and there is no record that a cat has performed such a ritual and really summoned Totoro!"

Tang An put his mind at ease, that's good, for an existence like a black hole that is too mysterious to understand, people have an instinctive fear, and the thought of being sucked into the black hole will make people feel the feeling of boundless and ignorant powerlessness.