The two men shouted strange names and hugged each other tightly, and the picture was so beautiful that everyone in the room was stunned. Even the drunkard, who had the strongest combat power and the strongest nerves, didn't react for a while.

", Hu Dasha, it's really you!"

Hu Lei broke out in a cold sweat, "Dog leftovers, can you change your name, I'm so stupid." ”

Murong Hanqiu didn't do it anymore, "Hu Dasha, why do you still talk about me, I'm a star now, is it appropriate for you to call me a dog leftover?"

"Dog leftovers, isn't this your real name?"

"Hu Dasha, don't you always owe your IQ?"

Yes, these two people put on a clear rhythm of "come on, hurt each other".

A few onlookers were fascinated by this, how much do you two like such down-to-earth titles.

In the end, Murong Hanqiu couldn't bear it, but he was also a person with idol baggage, and he was called by someone one by one, which was too embarrassing.

He raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "Okay, okay, I don't call you Hu Dasha, and you don't call me a dog." ”

"Good. Hu Lei nodded, it's not a thing to hurt each other like this, and then he looked at Murong Hanqiu in confusion, "Then what's your name?"

"......", Murong Hanqiu was speechless, you have been friends for so many years, why don't you know what Lao Tzu's name is.

"Oh, I remember. Hu Lei suddenly, "Your name is Murong Hanqiu, Ciao, how did I not know that you have such a foreign name." ”

It's not that his IQ is offline this time, the key is that for a while, he really can't connect the dog leftovers who grew up with him in open crotch pants since he was a child, and the legendary music genius newcomer Wang Murong Hanqiu, this special painting style is too bad.

At this time, Murong Hanqiu's embarrassed voice suddenly sounded in Hu Lei's ears, "Nei, Hu Dasha, what is your real name?"

“……”

Several onlookers were speechless, what is the relationship between these two people? Let's say they don't know each other, it's too passionate, but let's say they're friends, how can there be friends who don't even know their names.

Lu Thirty glanced at the drunkard silently, not to mention, he really didn't know what his real name was. Thinking of this, I am more curious about the relationship between the two, but looking at the current situation, what I am worried about will not happen.

Hu Lei looked Murong Hanqiu up and down, and he could vaguely distinguish the shadow of the year between his eyebrows, but it was still very disobedient.

For a while, Hu Lei felt a lot of emotion.

When he was a child, Hu Lei grew up with his grandfather, a small mountain village with beautiful scenery. There are picturesque green hills in front of the door, and there is a small river behind the house, and the river water is crystal clear, and a large group of little children like to flutter in it when they have nothing to do.

Hu Lei is the one who knows the dog leftovers, oh no, Murong Hanqiu. Speaking of which, it can be regarded as growing up in open crotch pants together.

By the way, it was the river behind the house that almost made Murong Hanqiu become Momotaro.

It is said that he was not yet a year old and could not even walk. When his wife went to the river to wash clothes, she always put him in a basket and put him by the river, washing clothes and teasing the children at the same time.

As a result, I didn't know how to drop that day, and the back basket containing Murong Hanqiu was actually washed out by the river, and by the time the adults found out, this guy was almost gone.

For so many years, Hu Lei has always thought that this guy's unreliable character must be because he was washed too far away at that time and his brain was in water.

When they were in elementary school, Hu Lei and Murong Hanqiu both studied in the same school. The school is located at the east end of the village, and across the wall from the school is the vegetable patch of the dog's leftovers.

This kid followed his father to work in the fields every day, and then when it was time for class, he climbed over the wall and entered the school.

It was also unfortunate that day, this kid was so happy in the field that he didn't react until the class bell rang, so he hurriedly climbed the wall. As a result, when I climbed over the wall, I heard a serious voice, "What class are you from, what is your name, call your parents." ”

The dog leftover was not stunned when he heard this, and directly turned around and shouted at the ground, "Dad, the principal is looking for you." ”

Then, in a few seconds, his father also climbed over the wall and said to the middle-aged headmaster, "Headmaster, are you looking for me?"

You see, his brain is in the water. It is said that the principal was confused at that time!

And his brain is in the water, it's like seeing who is cheating whom.

Hu Lei remembers very well that there was a big locust tree in the village, the kind with a history of thousands of years. At first, the big guy always liked to cool off under the tree, but then I didn't know where a nest of wasps came from. Gradually, no one dared to cool off under that tree.

Perhaps the newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, but the children in the village are eager to try this hornet's nest. One or two want to be the warriors who fight violence and peace, but there are few who really have the courage, after all, the deterrent power of hornets is too strong.

Among these children, Hu Lei and Murong Hanqiu are obviously the two most courageous. Of course, unlike other people who want to be warriors, Hu Lei is pure for the honey that may exist in the hornet's nest. That's right, this kid has been a foodie since he was a child.

Whatever the reason, the two boys finally came to a consensus and decided to go and knock down the hornet's nest together. Speaking of which, the two were brave and resourceful at the time, and after some discussion, it was decided that the dog leftovers would take down the hornet's nest and lure the hornet's nest away, while Hu Lei hid aside and took the opportunity to steal the honeycomb.

That day, Hu Lei hid in the grass not far from the big locust tree as planned. I saw the dog leftovers carrying a thick wooden stick, dressed like a mine thief, tiptoeing towards the big locust tree step by step.

When he walked under the tree and raised the stick at the hornet's nest, Hu Lei felt the air freeze, and he couldn't help but hold his breath.

I saw that the dog leftovers shouted to add enough horsepower to himself, and then threw the stick towards the hornet's nest from the bottom to the top, and the strength was also quite large, and the hornet's nest was actually smashed out of a parabola and flew out far away.

Then, he ran away with a group of forcibly demolished hornets.

According to the plan, it was now Hu Lei's turn to come on the field and get the head. As a result, when he raised his head, he found the hornet's nest flying towards him in a daze. At this moment, Hu Lei's brain habitually shut down, until the hornet's nest fell in front of him with a "bang". Then, in his stunned eyes, another swarm of wasps flew out of the broken honeycomb.

In just a few moments, Hu Lei was stung into a pig's head face, and he almost didn't break his appearance.

Tell me, how much the hell is this guy leftover, it's just harmful.

But this guy wasn't much better that time......

At that time, the dog leftover ran all the way with an army of angry hornets, but anyone with common sense knew that in this case he should hide in the river. As a result, this guy was biased, and he saw a big tree on the side of the road and went up, and the speed was not much better than that of a monkey. But......

Compared to a wasp on a tree, I'm afraid it's not a loss of mind, even if it's a real monkey, I'm afraid I wouldn't dare to do it.

Hu Lei is still just broken, and this guy ...... If someone hadn't happened to pass by and save him, he would have been sent to God by a wasp.

Tell me if this guy has a brain in the water.

Hu Lei's thoughts returned to reality from the past, he looked at Murong Hanqiu with a smile on his face, and a hearty smile appeared on his face, which was a nostalgia for the years that had not been in tune.

"You kid, the water in your head is dried now. ”