Chapter 385: Girl, Don't You Have Children?
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Chen Nan said disapprerovingly, not feeling that he had hit other people's self-confidence at all, he raised his head and smiled: "Little girl, now you know how powerful your cousin is, right?"
Su Qingqing looked at him with a bitter face, full of depression: "I can't figure it out, isn't there anything in the world that you can't do?"
"Of course there is!" Chen Nan grinned: "For example, I won't give birth to a child, that's your women's profession." ”
"Oh my God, the thunder will slash him!"
Su Qingqing said weakly, and lay down on the desk.
She has always felt that she is very smart, no matter what it is, she only needs to learn it, but now compared with Chen Nan, she finds that she is a stupid person, and she is really more popular than people.
"Don't be so frustrated, you still have something better than me. Chen Nan patted her on the back and said with a smile.
Su Qingqing rolled his eyes: "English is better than yours." ”
"No, no, no, didn't you just say, you women can have children, this point, we men can't catch up with it no matter what. Chen Nan said comfortingly, but Su Qingqing exploded when he heard it, and pinched Chen Nan's arm and pulled it up-
"I'll give birth to you, give birth to you, give birth to you!"
Chen Nan looked at her with an innocent face: "You girl, I'm not wrong, won't you get married and have children in the future?"
"I ......"
Su Qingqing was speechless, why does this fool always say something strange?
"Silence means acquiescence, that's right. Chen Nan patted her on the back and said, "Getting married and having children, this is what every girl has to go through, why are you shy?
Su Qingqing was speechless for a long time, and rolled his eyes: "I don't want to get married, marriage is the grave of youth!"
Chen Nan scratched his head and said in surprise: "If you don't get married, do you want to die alone?"
"Whew!"
Su Qingqing really wanted to spray his face, no matter what he said, how could it all change his taste as long as it came out of this fool's mouth?
"I said you were going to get married in the future, but you weren't happy, and I said you were lonely and old, and you weren't happy. Chen Nan patted his head: "Alas, you girls' thoughts, why are they so complicated!"
"Shut up for me. ”
Su Qingqing pinched him angrily, and said angrily: "Hurry up and draw your paintings, otherwise I will pinch you, pinch you hard, strangle you to death." ”
Hearing this, Chen Nan had a sense of déjà vu, and couldn't help muttering in his heart: Dead chick, be honest, otherwise I will grass you, grass you, grass you......
couldn't help but have a dirty picture in Chen Nan's mind
Su Qingqing was stripped naked by her, pressed the bed and hard, his chest was bitten out of rows of tooth marks, his face was aggrieved with tears, trembling and begging him: Brother Nan, you spare me, I will never dare to pinch you in the future, woo......
"Wandering eyes, a dirty thief smile on his face, honestly explain what you are thinking?" Su Qingqing's questioning voice interrupted his obscene thinking.
Chen Nan trembled and suddenly came back to his senses.
What do you think?
Thinking about pushing you to the bed, you screamed and begged for mercy!
Chen Nan dared to think in his heart, he didn't dare to say it, if he said this, this dead chick would definitely blow up: "No...... It's nothing, what filthy thoughts can a person like me have, don't you say?"
"Hmph, stammering, slurring, obviously lying!"
"Wronged, absolutely wronged!" Chen Nan patted his chest and said: "I can touch my conscience and say that I really didn't lie." ”
"Cut!"
Su Qingqing stared at him, pouted, and said, "Who are you fooling! You are touching your stomach, not your heart." ”
Chen Nan's head was full of black lines: "Yes, you can read your book, I will continue to paint." ”
Seeing that Chen Nan continued to draw with a pencil, Su Qingqing's eyes rolled, and he came over with a strange look: "Hehe, you seem to be drawing a person, right?"
"Not you anyway. ”
Of course, Su Qingqing knew that the painting was not her, after all, this painting was meant to be given to Han Yuting, but Chen Nan's tone made her very unhappy, and she said angrily: "Stinky fool, are you deliberately angry with me?"
Chen Nan nodded: "Yes, how do you know?"
"You!"
Su Qingqing pulled his hair and looked crazy: "Believe it or not, I strangled you, strangled you!"
"Of course I believe it, after all, you are a crayfish, and pinching people is your forte. ”
Chen Nan said while painting, looking light-hearted, but Su Qingqing was not lightly angry, gritted his teeth and glared at him a few times, and said angrily: "Hmph, I'm angry!"
Chen Nan ignored it and continued to paint.
Su Qingqing stomped his feet and said depressedly: "Stinky fool, I'm really angry!"
"Well, let's be angry, let's be angry, just don't be angry. ”
Chen Nan said with a smile, so angry that Su Qingqing opened his teeth and claws, and snatched his pencil over: "Hmph, apologize to me!"
"Teacher Lan is here!"
Chen Nan suddenly pointed to the door, Su Qingqing hurriedly looked up, but the moment she looked up, Chen Nan directly snatched the pencil back: "Hehe, little girl, fight with your cousin, you are still a little tender." ”
Su Qingqing rolled his eyes and stared at him angrily: "You big liar!"
"Alas, you can't say that, Sun Tzu's art of war has clouds, soldiers, treacherous ways, surprises, unpreparedness, can survive a hundred battles!" Chen Nan said with a smile: "This is called strategy, not a liar, understand?"
"I understand you dead head, hum, cheat paper, cheat paper, cheat paper!"
Looking at Su Qingqing, who was huffing, his eyes bulged wide, and he was really a veritable cute girl.
Chen Nan couldn't help it, and involuntarily pinched her pretty face: "Really angry?"
"Hmph, ignore you!"
Su Qingqing's head tilted and ignored him.
"Alright then, without your harassment, I can just calm down and draw. Chen Nan said heartlessly, picked up the pencil and continued to paint.
Su Qingqing felt that this guy was just talking about it, and he would definitely take the initiative to talk to him later.
So, she didn't say a word and waited quietly.
However, she waited for two minutes, but Chen Nan didn't react at all, and finally she couldn't wait, so she turned around and glared at Chen Nan: "Stinky fool, you have no conscience, I'm angry, and you don't comfort me." ”
"You said you ignored me!"
Chen Nan put down the pencil with a smile, sighed and said, "It turns out that you need comfort, say it earlier, my good cousin, don't be angry, cousin comforts you." ”
“……”
Su Qingqing was completely speechless.
Besides, even if it is comforting, is there such a comforting person as him? What a fool!