Chapter Seventy-Four: Li Ruofan helps to pump water

Li Ruofan hurried to find Meng Po, time is a magic weapon!

Meng Po: Daqian Sanxian, I have already received all the merits, I have just transferred it to your wallet, and I have checked the account to confirm it. There are also 8,888 immortal stones, 888 various elixirs, and 88 magic weapons, all of which are in the storage ring, see the attachment for details.

Li Ruofan thought about it, cool, it can hold so many storage rings, it must be a storage ring at the level of an artifact spirit treasure. Now this in hand, that little space, you have to throw it around.

is still rich in heaven, even if he is not corrupt, he can still earn a great storage ring in the end. That's right, now that you have merit, take everything that belongs to you in your hands first. This kind of merit, Lord Yama is not bad for hungry ghosts.

Meng Po also didn't make it clear how much the office expenses were for such a large amount of merit, and how many points were withheld and paid. You can't be busy in vain. Even if you take out a loan from an acquaintance now, you also want benefits.

Li Ruofan: Meng Po, you are retreating 625. You give me this, it's all greedy, in fact, it's just a warehouse manager. You don't ask, while the Jade Emperor is here, what are the office expenses?

Meng Po was a little dumbfounded: Office expenses?

It seems that Meng Po has never been a leader, and she has no basic common sense. Forget it, I'll talk to the Jade Emperor directly.

Li Ruofan: Invite the Jade Emperor's Queen Mother, Tai Bai Xing, Meng Po to join the group chat.

Jade Emperor: I don't know what the great Taoist friends are talking about?

Li Ruofan: This is a deal that offends people. It's easy for me to help you out. Well, how about I just pump 15% of the water?

Jade Emperor: Isn't this too much, it's not enough to score!

Queen Mother: As long as the great thousand Taoist friends let the immortals have nothing to say, I don't care.

At first glance, they are two people with no negotiation experience.

Li Ruofan: This is for sure, since you have taken the benefits, things must be done in a proper manner. I'm counting on another time. It is guaranteed that the Jade Emperor will show your wise and great imperial nature in front of all the immortals.

Jade Emperor: If this is the case, the annual peach meeting in the future will be packaged for you to solve the problem in a package.

Li Ruofan: It's refreshing to talk with the Jade Emperor who can make a final decision! Okay, since it's the first time to cooperate, I'll give in and only take a 10% margin. However, I like to plant flowers and trees. Don't have too much, the queen mother will give me a few seedlings with a few peaches.

If you want peaches, if you don't have enough points, take out one or two, how can there be saplings.

Queen Mother: Fellow Daoists don't know that peach trees are planted on the soil, and ordinary soil cannot grow at all.

Li Ruofan: Isn't this simple? Could it be that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother don't even have a few flower pots in such a magnificent back garden? I just want three saplings, and the bigger ones are good. lest there be too little soil to survive.

Queen Mother: In the past, during the great flood in the mortal world, Kun stole the soil to control the flood, and later when Kun's stealing behavior was discovered, the heavenly court was furious, and sent the fire god Zhurong to kill the Kun in the lower realm, and then recovered the soil.

Li Ruofan: Can this be the same thing? Petty theft is shameful! A benevolent empress like the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother only needs to explain the reason, and it is to save the people from fire and water, and just take it directly. Is it necessary to remain silent? The fault lies in the lack of organization, lack of discipline, and lack of leadership.

Jade Emperor: Daoist friends say this is very good! In later generations, there will be those who attack the widow on this basis and are ruthless. Now the widow is listening to the words of the king, and the knot in his heart is resolved. It is well said, this is not a matter of settling the soil, it is a matter of principle that there is no emperor and the widow is trapped in injustice and injustice.

Queen Mother: Even so, I also ask Taoist friends to make an oath that the peach will never be spread, and only Taoist friends can enjoy it.

Li Ruofan: This is easy, if I transfer the peach to someone else, let my cultivation stop here, and the demons of the heavenly calamity will not escape.

Isn't it just an oath? I'm a villager in a global village, and I'm afraid. Besides, such a good thing, it's too late to make a fortune in a muffled voice, how can it be revealed in front of people.

Jade Emperor: Yes, just three. I also asked Daoyou to talk about the distribution.

Seeing that the attachment had already been sent, Li Ruofan was also secretly surprised. This is too efficient, isn't it? If you want to ask which courier is stronger, there is only the Queen Mother in Heavenly Court.

Anyway, now I am not afraid of no merit, and besides, I don't have to worry about helping my mother revise the yin virtue owed in the book of life and death. It's just that yin virtue is more expensive than merit? Yin virtue is people-people-currency, and merit is Hong Kong dollars?

Li Ruofan first made a proprietary account for his own pumping, so as not to paste his own first when he became a wealth boy. 10% of the merit is directly exchanged for yin virtue, so that it will not be wrong. As for the rest, put it in his own ring first, and then store it in the storage ring that Meng Po teleported.

But at the end of the day, laugh at home. Those magic weapons elixir Li Ruofan just picked one or two things he liked. In fact, most of these are low-grade magic weapons, and Li Ruofan doesn't like these swords and broadswords.

In the end, Li Ruofan only chose a courtyard that could be made bigger and smaller, and there were two small buildings in it, which was like a model in his hand. I don't know which fairy is boring. However, for Li Ruofan, this is precious. It's the perfect companion for home travel.

There are all kinds of furniture inside, there is a rockery fountain in the yard, and you can move in with a few quilts.

To survive in the wild, it's better to find another self-defense tool, that small shovel is good. Drip blood on it to remind you that no matter how hard the rocky soil is, it can be easily shoveled.

It is estimated that these magic weapons are also chicken ribs that make up the number, and the elixir Li Ruofan is not rare, but he doesn't know it, and he doesn't dare to eat it indiscriminately. What's more, I have Linglong Ding, but I'm afraid that there is no elixir?

As for the fairy stones, then laugh at it. I'm just going to focus on the essentials.

Li Ruofan: For this welfare distribution, I plan to take two steps, first build a red envelope group. This is to ask the Jade Emperor to let the qualified people join the group first in the congratulatory speech at the beginning of the peach banquet. Then, every once in a while, I will grab a red envelope, and those magic elixirs will be used as a reward for grabbing red envelopes. It's lucky, fun and fair. Of course, this idea was a golden idea that the Jade Emperor came up with, and I was just the one who implemented it.

Jade Emperor: Well, this one is fresh. Moreover, whoever is lucky will grab a few other immortals and have nothing to say. Luck. What about merit and immortal stones?

Li Ruofan: For the Jade Emperor, this is a good time to show your wisdom. Make a lottery machine that can be seen by all immortals on a large screen. There are different merit and immortal stone values on it, and the immortal stones have 888, 666 all the way up to 8 and 6. Merit ranges from 88,888 to 66. The key is that the Jade Emperor must explain in advance that spells are not allowed to be used during the lottery. It is best to ask Hongjun Sanqing to block out all the mana cultivation during the lottery of the immortal family.