[292 Feng Guanghua and the Imperial History]
Sneezing is actually a very peculiar thing, and it naturally shows two sides of things. There is a sneezing when you are about to hit but you don't hit the sullen irritability, and the hearty after you hit it, to put it mildly, this is a kind of life experience that is not extremely Tailai.
But...... Continuous sneezing for half an hour is another thing, I believe no one will like this kind of non-stop up and down life experience, this is more exciting than a roller coaster, this is the most intuitive feeling of Yushi at this time.
Before, he had seen the two Snake brothers turn their sneeze into a symlog, and he had also seen the butcher trio make a symphony of sneezing, and he thought it was quite funny at the time, and there was a little schadenfreude in it. But when this happened to him, Yushi didn't feel wonderful at all.
Wonderful dog, it's really a nose that's about to be broken.
And what hurts him the most is that while he is sneezing, he also needs to run wildly. The police have appeared, and Hu Lei has also appeared, as if all the people who can't get along with themselves have appeared today. Who else is there next, which old opponent? Yu Shi didn't dare to think about it, he only had one thought now, and that was to run, run far.
The more you dare not think about something, the more likely it is to happen, and this is often the case.
Just after Yu Shi turned into an alley in a panic, his pupils suddenly dilated, and his footsteps stopped meaningfully.
"Ahh
"Long time no see, Goshi!"
Directly in front of the Imperial History, at the end of the alley, a tall and straight figure walked slowly, his voice relaxed and casual, as if he had met an old friend he hadn't seen for a long time.
But Yushi is by no means easy, here and now, it is simply not beautiful to be blocked here by this person, he is ready to turn around and leave without saying a word. However, when he turned around, he found that a thin young man appeared behind him at some point, this person was really thin, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he was skinny. But Yushi didn't dare to underestimate it in the slightest, because he clearly felt a mysterious and mysterious atmosphere from this young man, a kind of momentum of being a husband.
"Click, click. The person blocking in front of Yushi slowly walked out of the darkness as if stepping on the established rhythm, and the dim light in the middle of the alley hit his face, indescribably serious and upright.
If Hu Lei was here at this time, he would definitely exclaim, "Uncle Feng?"
That's right, this person is Feng Guanghua, but at this time, he didn't laugh and scold Hu Lei at all.
"I haven't seen you for more than ten years, why are you in a hurry to leave, don't you reminisce about the past?", Feng Guanghua said lightly.
Looking at Feng Guanghua, Yu Shi's face was cloudy. After a moment, he suddenly laughed, "Yo, who should I be, isn't this Officer Xiao Feng." I'm still a little anxious today, so I might as well talk about it another day. ”
Despite this, Yushi's footsteps did not move forward a bit, but quietly moved a few steps sideways, and the whole person leaned against the wall.
If he still had a trace of luck before, but when he saw Feng Guanghua, he knew that this matter would definitely not be good today, and speaking of which, there were quite a lot of entanglements between the two. For Feng Guanghua, Yushi thought that he had a great psychological advantage, but he was not very afraid, but the young man who was blocking behind him really brought too much pressure to Yushi. Fortunately, this young man didn't seem to have any intention of stepping forward to join the siege, did he plan to let Feng Guanghua deal with his personal grievances first?
His eyes were rolling, if it was just Feng Guanghua, he should have a relatively good chance of getting out, after all, he had many successful cases before. And at the moment, the biggest trouble for Yushi is this constant sneezing.
It's also embarrassing for him, while sneezing, he can still turn these many thoughts in his mind normally.
Through several cases of sneezing symptoms observed before, Goshi once came to a conclusion that although this strange sneeze was completely uncontrollable when it broke out, it did have a time limit, and it would automatically stop when the time came. As for this effective time, although the imperial history can't be too sure, it will only take about half an hour to touch, and the deviation between before and after should not exceed ten minutes.
He looked at his watch without a trace, and it had been more than twenty minutes since he started sneezing. That said, if the inference is correct, this damn sneeze could stop at any moment. And once the sneeze stops, he can calmly break through from Feng Guanghua's direction.
But before that, there is time to stall.
"Ah sneeze, Officer Feng, Ah sneeze, I can't imagine that in the past ten years, Ah Ah has not seen me, you are still the same!"
Yu Shi calculated very well in his heart, but whether to give him enough time or not depends on Feng Guanghua's wishes.
He naturally has a certain understanding of the current state of Yushi. Remembering the two sneezers he took from Hulei's shop...... You don't have to think much about who you've met before. In Feng Guanghua's eyes, the constant sneezing has become Hu Lei's code name.
And he vaguely knew in his heart that there must be a time limit for this strange sneeze state. So, how could he possibly give Yushi a chance to delay time.
"I didn't expect that more than ten years have passed, and you are still like this old man who can't see the light of day when he steals chickens and dogs!", Feng Guanghua replied coldly, and at the same time, the whole person had already pounced on Yushi.
"Damn, isn't it reminiscing, why are you still doing it. Feng Guanghua's sudden attack really startled Yushi, and he sneezed and dodged strangely.
Yushi was very depressed in his heart, is this still the stunned young man who was fooled by himself so much that he couldn't find the north?
"Just grab it!", Feng Guanghua punched continuously, "You should have been punished by the law more than ten years ago." ”
"Ahh At this moment, he had to sneeze and dodge Feng Guanghua's attacks, and he was so busy that he couldn't do it.
This time the effort is already dangerous.
At this moment, an extremely disgusting solution suddenly popped up in Yushi's mind. I saw that he straightened his head in the process of dodging, and his nostrils were slightly raised, aiming in the direction of Feng Guanghua......
"Ahh
An indescribable mass shot straight towards Feng Guanghua.
Yu Shi's hand can be described as disgusting and unexpected, a trace of hesitation flashed in Feng Guanghua's resolute gaze, and then his body made an evasive action very honestly.
With such a dodge, the attack like a tidal wave naturally disintegrated. A smug smile appeared on the corner of Yushi's mouth, "Ah sneeze, you Ah sneeze, you are really the same Xiao Feng police officer who has a habit of cleanliness!"
At the same time, Yushi suddenly felt that the air swirls that had once again gathered in his nasal cavity dissipated out of thin air in an instant. He subconsciously rubbed his somewhat sore nose, and the sneezing time was over!
"It's now. After he shook Feng Guanghua deftly, he was about to leave. He knew that without the containment of sneezing, Feng Guanghua would not have been able to catch up with his speed, as for the young man blocking the other end of the alley...... Hmph, he's standing too far.
However, his thoughts are very plump, but the reality is too skinny. Just when he thought that he had successfully shook Feng Guanghua and was about to apply oil on the soles of his feet, a strong wind suddenly hit the back of his head.
The wind came so fast that before he could react, he felt as if a flat, flat weight had slammed down on the back of his head.
"Bang. ”
With a muffled sound, Yushi, who was already rushing forward, was directly taken to fly, and after a while, he fell to the ground with a "boom", and then his neck was crooked and he fainted cleanly.
Feng Guanghua kicked away the broken brick wreckage that fell to the ground, he walked up to Yu Shi and looked at him condescendingly, "I'm no longer the stunned young man I was back then!"
At this time, the young man who was originally blocking the back road of Yushi also walked over, and the expression on his face was extremely strange, "Master, you have achieved a great skill!"
Feng Guanghua glared at the young man seriously, "The felony is right in front of you, don't hurry up and tie it up!"
The young man shook his head with a wry smile, and without saying much, he walked over and lifted up the Yushi lying on the ground. Then after a crackling operation, Yushi had seven or eight more pairs of shackles on his body, if it weren't for the lack of equipment, it is estimated that this guy could torture people into Iron Man.