Chapter 55: The skill is strong, but it's useless!
"Master, this guy is good at playing with swords!" said a short-haired girl with a knife that looked like a kitchen knife in her hand, and although her face looked very beautiful, but her temperament was heroic, she said to a long-haired woman who was lazily holding a teapot and leaning on a chair, drinking tea to her mouth like a little old man. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The long-haired woman glanced at the guy who was playing with the seven or eight flying swords in the field and said, "Don't look at him, this guy is about to be unlucky, if you pay too much attention to the unlucky guy, you will also be infected with bad luck." ”
After the woman finished speaking, she took a sip of tea, frowned, and knocked on the table!
At this time, a woman dressed in very classical clothes with a reluctant professional smile floated over and asked, "What do you need?"
"Refill the water!" said the woman, placing the teapot on the table.
"Well, what the hell, our bathroom just doesn't work, you see......" Dr. Tea hinted.
"I won't fix it!" the woman said innocently, looking at the waiter.
Dr. Tea laughed dryly, and turned back helplessly, while muttering in his mouth, how can a woman with such a beautiful appearance and such a good temperament be a second pole!
A pot of ordinary Tieguanyin fifty-four can be refilled for free!
But you can't refill more than 20 pots of water, this thing, the water heater can withstand it, can your bladder stand it? And this Tieguanyin should have no taste, right?!
Dr. Tea still came back to refill the woman's water, and the basic professionalism is still there.
"Master, you've drunk almost thirty pots of tea, and your stomach is too ......" The short-haired girl was a little surprised by the amount of women.
"It's nothing, it's just that the amount of tea is good!" the woman said modestly.
"......" The short-haired girl was directly speechless.
"Our family has this little tea money, Master, if you are short of money, I will give you some filial piety!" said the short-haired girl very proudly.
"First of all, I'm not short of money, and secondly, you stupid roe deer, what did you do before, this can obviously take advantage, why spend money randomly, loser!" the woman said.
Yes, yes, the short-haired girl said yes again and again, but in her heart she secretly said, is her newly known master really a woman? Is there a woman as pragmatic as her in this world? Doesn't it mean that a woman will only become very pragmatic when she is about to become a mother-in-law? Could it be ......
The girl was shocked!
This fresh pair of master and apprentice was leisurely watching the scenery downstairs in the teahouse, and the situation downstairs was very strange at this time.
This is a street dominated by various office buildings, because a group of elites who are confined to the building and play computers every day either have brain problems or physical problems, so on this street, in addition to a few restaurants, there are several foot massage shops, gyms are used for people who are not in good health, and there are coffee shops and teahouses to clear your mind. Parking lots are filled with all kinds of vehicles, from functional electric cars to sports cars that are very practical in terms of fitting, and at the same time, the street shows how big the gap between rich and poor is in today's reality.
At this time, on this quiet and peaceful street, people came and went, but at the corner of the street there was a group of people jumping up and down, where the sword and sword were killing and cutting down. But the people passing by didn't seem to see this situation, and some people looked at it with disdain and helplessness, as if they saw the second middle school boy chanting a mantra.
"Which of them is the real world, or the world we see? We are secondary school teenagers in their eyes, right? And in our eyes, all secondary two fantasies are real. The short-haired girl was a little emotional when she saw this scene.
"Stupid, if you don't have the knowledge, mind and will of Zhuang Zhou, then you should never think like this, otherwise you will be forced to death by your own thoughts one day. Said the woman with the freshly refilled teapot.
"Hehe, that's what I thought, I'm not good at philosophy or anything like that. The short-haired girl laughed.
The woman glanced at her.
Five corpses had already been killed in the battle, and seven or eight of them had been killed, dissipated and reborn, and the remaining seven people quickly formed an alliance under the strong pressure of the flying sword man.
The nine-mouth flying swords controlled by the flying sword man are still elegant, chic and sharp, and the nine-mouth flying swords are the nine attributes of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, thunder, shadow, wind and poison.
The golden sword is sharp, and there is nothing that cannot be cut. The target slashed by the wooden sword will grow vines and flowers, which look harmless but are actually very difficult. The sword of water can be differentiated into a small sword like a drizzle of tens of millions of oxen, and it can also be instantly merged into a big sword of ice. The fire sword is scorching, and it is best for igniting a burn. The earth sword is thick and heavy, and can be large or small around the body for defense, and it can also sneak into the underground to sneak attack.
The thunder sword is swift, and each blow carries a strong current, and when attacking the monomer, it can electrotherapy the surrounding targets at the same time, and the target will be quit from the net.
The Shadow Sword is the most eerie, with almost no disembodiment, and can be summoned from the shadow of any object. Although the Wind Sword doesn't have any EX skills, the ability to summon the Wind Blade with a random slash is also very sharp. The most taboo thing is the last poisonous sword, this sword no matter how much he flies before the sword man learns the art of the sword, he doesn't have to hold it in his own hands, there are different toxins in different positions on this sword, and the position of the hilt of the sword is a powerful laxative.
With these nine swords, he also has nine kinds of escape techniques, which can instantly travel thousands of miles in these nine existences, and can also toss and turn in the sword formation composed of nine swords, and at the same time, he can also be immune to the damage of these nine attributes.
So it's understandable that he is always a martial artist who is covered with all kinds of buffs, and he smashes his fist on his body.
After all, the instructions clearly state that they are only immune to these nine attributes, and there is nothing they can do about punching to the flesh.
After being punched a few times, the flying sword man calmly thought that he had to give full play to the characteristics of the sword, although the sword technique did not practice the ability of the sword to slash the dragon, but the ability of the sword to cut the monster for ten miles is still there, and the difference between the thousand miles and the ten miles is just a little bit worse.
Just when the flying sword man was about to take out the sword, a Taoist player who had mastered the ability of military divisions and tactics finally finished reading the note and laid out the eight Dunjia arrays, and the flying sword man's sword and escape skills were immediately banned.
At the same time, a mage-like player on the other side took out the spell scroll given by Master San Chio, and took out a large handful of high-quality magic crystals as power, and the scroll absorbed a large amount of magic power like a whale swallow, and then a forbidden demon realm that shrouded more than 300 meters of the house instantly opened, and the magic attributes and swordsmanship effects of the nine flying swords disappeared at the same time, falling to the ground, becoming swords of different sizes, shapes and materials.
Although the buffs on the five players in the forbidden demon realm also disappeared, and the magic skills could not be used, some martial arts skills were not restricted, and he took out his weapon with a cruel smile, ready to punch the flying sword man to the flesh, and the knife was bloody.
At this time, the flying sword man finally panicked, and quickly picked up the earth sword that had fallen in front of him and turned into a two-handed big sword.
Well, what is the sword skill of a two-handed greatsword? The flying sword man who has been relying on various skills is confused, and the most basic swordsmanship skills are completely unknown!
At this time, the master and apprentice who had been sitting in the teahouse watching the play also stood up.
The short-haired girl shook her shoulders, she was not very comfortable being shrouded in the forbidden demon realm, and said, "Master, now is a good time to grab someone's head." ”
"No, our target is this person!" The woman stood up with a willow leaf knife on her shoulder, and pointed to a young man at the intersection who was wearing a suit and leather shoes and carrying a bag, more like a salesperson to successful people. At this time, the young man was looking at the battle scene with a bewildered expression.