Chapter 1505 No, You Can't Insult My IQ
Bai Er shouted, and Xiao Pang slapped his face with one hand. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info I already knew that Bai Er couldn't believe it, I didn't expect this guy to be so stupid and stylish! Xiao Pang shrank back, completely hiding in Bai Er's shadow, there was no special situation, he couldn't see the existence of this guy at all, and even his strange sense of existence made Bai Er forget that there was a Xiao Pang behind him.
Bai Er's IQ is that, basically as long as a liar meets him, it will be considered the New Year! With his brain, he can't understand what the situation is in this cave now. Bai Er thought that Liu Hu had asked him to come in to find Zhang Dadao and Zhao San and them to go back to dinner! This guy shouted, and when he saw that no one answered him, he scratched his head and said as he walked forward: "Master, it's really time to eat." There's local chicken soup at noon!"
Bai Er walked around the corner, and immediately a beam of light shone directly on his face, Bai Er was also shaken, and quickly closed his eyes. Then he heard a voice in his ear: "Don't move!
Bai Er raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, and the actor who was put on the neck with a knife rolled his eyes at that time, if this is a robber who believes in his word, Bai Er's action is completely murder! At this time, if anyone is happy and depressed, it is definitely the actor.
First of all, as the first brother of Zhang Dadao, the actor has always looked down on Bai Er, and at the earliest he felt that Bai Er was his competitor. Of course, after he felt that he had become a brother, the actor's attitude towards Bai Er became contempt! At this time, seeing Bai Er appear, the actor was very happy on the one hand, which shows that he has another drama!
What the actor is most afraid of is that this guy behind him will send him out directly, as an artist, he can't directly play Stallone and Arnold regardless of logic, and pick everyone outside. After all, judging from the knife on the neck, this film is very rigorous and the props are made with great care, just like the real one.
Therefore, the appearance of Bai Er has given the actor a chance, the appearance of new characters represents a new conflict, there is a conflict to watch, and there is a camera to watch. For the actor, as long as there is a camera, it is equivalent to having the whole world, and he can easily snatch all the scenes back.
But at the same time, he is also very depressed, and it is difficult for the actor to adapt to playing against Bai Er! Bai Er's acting skills are bad, and his lines are secondary, and what is even more excessive is that this guy is the same as him, and he is also a person who does not follow the script! More importantly, this guy does not cooperate according to the actor's script, which is the biggest problem.
The actor couldn't help but take a deep breath, at this time, Bai Er had already rubbed his eyes, he first glanced around, didn't find Xiao Pang and then looked up to see what the situation was, Bai Er suddenly smiled, and said with joy: "Brother actor!
The actor rolled his eyes speechlessly, and then said: "I think there may be a deviation in our understanding of takeaway!"
"Shut up!" The actor heard a cold sound behind him, and pressed the knife around his neck a little tighter! He quickly quieted down, and then the middle-aged man behind him said to Bai Er: "How did you get in! What's wrong outside? Who let you in?"
Bai Er was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Brother Tiger, it's time to eat! Uncle, you can go with you! But you can't grab the old chicken soup with me, they said to give me a single big bowl!"
This middle-aged man almost didn't let Bai Er's messy words confuse him, just listening to Bai Er's words, he had a kind of illusion, their people were stunned Liu Hu, and it seemed that the matter of those subordinates catching everyone had never happened at all! He was stunned for a moment, then grasped the point, and immediately said: "What's wrong outside? What about our people? What about Old Man Rui?"
"Uncle Rui, Uncle Rui is a good person, cooking is so delicious!" Bai Er gave a thumbs up!
This kind of routine that completely does not answer the question makes the middle-aged man a little crazy, and he can see that the IQ of Bai Er Fool seems to be very problematic! The middle-aged man said in the actor's ear a little helplessly: "Who is this stupid boy?"
"Silly boy!" The actor's answer was extremely sharp, making the middle-aged man's knife around his neck a little looser.
followed the middle-aged man's voice in the actor's ear gritting his teeth: "You come and ask, ask what is going on outside!" The middle-aged man already felt that something was wrong at this time, but there were only two people who came in, which was not the same as he speculated.
The actor slowly raised a finger, moved to the side of his neck with a very slow movement, and gently pushed the knife out a few points before saying, "After all, it's convenient to speak." ”
The middle-aged man was quite cooperative, and loosened the knife a little bit with his strength, but he still gritted his teeth and whispered a warning: "Don't play tricks!"
Only then did the actor say: "Bai Er, what are you eating at noon? Who is in charge?"
Bai Er's face was really ugly, and he said: "Just the old chicken soup, and a few vegetarian dishes, eat steamed buns, and the soup should be served with rice." There is probably steamed bacon and Brother Tiger's men cooking. It's definitely not as good as Uncle Rui, but there's no way around it. ”
"Where's Old Man Rui, what's wrong with him?" the actor hurriedly took the opportunity to ask.
Bai Er touched his head before he said, "Uncle Rui and the big brother who was with him fought, and that big brother shed a lot of blood." Uncle Rui was probably afraid that the police would arrest him, so he ran away. ”
The middle-aged man was stunned at the time, the people outside were basically Liuzhi'er's subordinates, and he knew that Liuzhi'er was forced by them. He didn't trust Six-Finger'er's men at all, although these people didn't know anything, and Six-Finger'er was forced to kill someone. He relaxed a little at this time, but now that the situation looks like something is wrong, he hurriedly whispered in the actor's ear: "Ask him what's going on outside! What's wrong with the rust? What is Liu Hu doing now?"
The actor immediately said: "What's wrong with the rust?"
Bai Er's face was blank: "What rust?"
The middle-aged man's brows furrowed even tighter, and he followed the actor and said, "Who asked you to call us for dinner?"
"Brother Tiger!" Bai Er really doesn't know how to talk nonsense.
The actor hurriedly said: "What about others?"
"Waiting for us on the top of the mountain!" Bai Eryile, the middle-aged man ran over with 10,000 *** in his heart!
He immediately understood that the six-fingered people were all finished! This guy even made up that Liu Hu was afraid of coming in and being plotted by them, forcing or deceiving Bai Er, a stupid guy, to come in and explore the way!
He immediately thought of a trick, and said in the actor's ear: "It seems that your brother has been tricked in to be cannon fodder?
"No, he's not my brother!You can't insult my IQ!" The actor's face was serious, but the focus was completely different from what the middle-aged man imagined!