Chapter 42: Circle of Friends
Sure enough, Huang Tao then asked Huang Guolun: "Dad, don't you want to be a successful teacher? Why don't you keep finding me a new mother?"
"I didn't stop looking for you, I've been looking for you, but it takes time, not that you can find it. ”
"I don't think what you need is time, but an eye for discovery. Don't you think there's a good candidate for a new mother right around the corner?"
"Who?" asked Huang Guolun.
"Of course it's Sister Bai Yao!"
Huang Tao excitedly reasoned with Huang Guolun: "She is an ice witch! She is going to be my new mother, and I am a witch's child! How amazing! I can learn magic in the future! You marry him, you become an ice and snow witch, you can also learn magic! Don't you want to learn magic?"
Huang Guolun said helplessly: "Your sister Bai Yao's "Witch Law" says that you can't spread magic, so don't think about learning magic by taking advantage of loopholes." ”
"Rules are dead, but people are alive! Isn't my grandmother always telling you this truth, why can't you understand it!" Huang Tao almost said that Huang Guolun's head was an elm pimple, and vigorously pouted Huang Guolun: "You marry Sister Bai Yao first! She has become your wife, won't she teach you magic?"
"Your sister Bai Yao is only seventeen years old, and she is still far from the legal age of marriage. Besides, we are thirteen years old, and she is still my student, so we are not suitable from any point of view!"
"I watched the news, there is an old scientist who is over 90 years old and married a student in his thirties! You and Sister Bai Yao are thirteen years old, what is this!"
"You don't come, don't think about this matter for me, it's absolutely impossible between me and your Sister Bai Yao!"
"That's what you said, you don't marry her, do you?"
Huang Tao suddenly sat up and asked Huang Guolun in a threatening tone.
"Don't marry. ”
Huang Guolun gave Huang Tao a very positive answer.
"Okay! If you don't marry me, I will marry Sister Bai Yao and learn magic as an ice and snow wizard!" Huang Tao said indignantly: "Isn't it thirteen years old, what's this, Sister Bai Yao and I are also thirteen years old! When I grow up, I will marry her! I want to prove to you that the age difference of thirteen years is nothing at all! When I learn magic, whoever wants to bully me will be turned into a popsicle!"
Huang Guolun was amused by Huang Tao's childish oath and said to him: "If you don't bully others, thank God, who dares to bully you." ”
"Anyway, I like Sister Bai Yao! I want to marry her! If you have the ability, don't marry him, keep it for me, and I'll marry her when I grow up!"
Huang Guolun teased Huang Tao: "Didn't you tell me before, your favorite is Li Yaxin, if you don't marry Li Yaxin, why are you going to marry Sister Bai Yao now?"
At the mention of Li Yaxin, Huang Tao immediately wavered, and changed his words: "I will marry Li Yaxin too, and I will marry Sister Bai Yao too!"
Huang Guolun smiled and said, "Do you think this is possible?"
Huang Tao thought solemnly: "How is it impossible? I want to marry Sister Bai Yao as my eldest wife, and Li Yaxin as my little wife! Whoever dares to stop me, I will turn it into a popsicle! In short, I have magic in my hand, and I have it in the world!"
Huang Guolun hit Huang Tao: "Don't worry about your sister Bai Yao's magic, "The Law of Witches" makes it very clear that your sister Bai Yao's magic can't be passed on, if she teaches others magic, she herself should die." Do you want your Sister Bai Yao to sacrifice herself to teach you magic?"
"Huh?" Huang Tao's mood froze: "There are still such despicable regulations in the Law of Witches?"
"What do you think? If it weren't for this death rule in "The Law of Witches", I would have learned magic from you, Sister Bai Yao, a long time ago, and it would be your turn?"
Huang Tao tugged at the quilt and hummed, "I'm really depressed, I've been thinking about learning magic from Sister Bai Yao." ”
"Hehe, don't worry about it, go to bed quickly. Ten minutes to fall asleep, I'll treat you to a cone tomorrow. Huang Guolun moved out of the killer feature again to urge Huang Tao to sleep.
As soon as she heard the cone, Huang Tao immediately gave in, closed her eyes tightly, and lay down honestly, but her mouth was still humming: "I figured it out, even if I can't learn magic, I want to marry Sister Bai Yao." She can do magic herself, and she can protect me. Anyway, if you don't marry Sister Bai Yao as my new mother, I will marry Sister Bai Yao as your daughter-in-law. See for yourself. ”
Huang Guolun almost didn't fall off the bed, if he hadn't snore and fell asleep after listening to Huang Tao's words, he would have to teach this little slippery head a lesson.
Lying on his side beside Huang Tao, looking at Huang Tao's chubby face that devoured the world in the faint light, Huang Guolun smiled sadly.
This kid is getting more and more like a.
How could he be so witty?
This is a four-year-old child, this is clearly Chen Jia at the age of twenty-four!
Thinking of Chen Jia, Huang Guolun felt a faint pain in his heart.
Not wanting this pain to spread, he tiptoed out of bed, did not alarm the yellow peach, put on a coat, and went to the workbench to make music.
Fulfilling one's life through work is the best analgesic to forget about pain for a while.
Bai Yao has been recording these days, and Huang Guolun now uses professional music software to capture and debug Bai Yao's recordings every night, striving to splice Bai Yao's recordings to the best state.
In the room where Huang Guolun works, the window light is on.
Two floors apart.
In Building No. 6, where Bai Yao lives, the light in the bedroom window is also on.
Bai Yao was lying on her desk and studying hard in a college mathematics course.
After living in Zhongsheng Hutong, Bai Yao's living environment and human state have been qualitatively improved.
Living in such a good environment, Bai Yao certainly wouldn't waste time.
Every night after she followed Huang Guolun and Huang Tao and her father and son back to Zhongsheng Hutong, she would rush to study college mathematics and study college mathematics until she went to bed at one or two o'clock at night.
This side is very close to the experimental middle school, Bai Yao doesn't have to get up very early like before, and then ride a car for more than ten miles to school.
She can now sleep until 7 a.m. and then go to school.
This gave her plenty of time to stay up late.
As the saying goes, people who are better than you work harder than you, then you really can't catch up with others.
So some people think, people who are better than me work harder than me, then I still work hard! I can't catch up with others if I work hard, so it's better to get by.
With the strength of Bai Yao's hard work, ordinary people really can't catch up if they want to chase her.
When studying mathematics, Bai Yao's state will be completely immersed in the virtual world, cruising in various formulas and models, and she will generally not be disturbed by the outside world.
Unless it's her own bothering herself.
She bothered herself that night.
Usually when she goes to the bathroom, she will go in with a book, and read a book while it is convenient.
But tonight, she heard that the school's official website would release an edited video of the school celebration performance, and she wanted to see the show that left a deep impression on her.
After coming to the bathroom and sitting on the bedpan, Bai Yao picked up her mobile phone and logged in to the school's official website, but she didn't find a video of the school celebration performance, only a few text news, and she was very bored to watch.
I was about to turn off the screen of my phone and get up and go out of the bathroom.
She suddenly saw that there were more than 800 new messages accumulated in the class chat group on WeChat!
That's a staggering number!
Since the homeroom teacher of their class, Mr. Chen, is also in the class chat group, this group is usually not very lively.
Unless Mr. Chen assigns class work and allows everyone to discuss, the students in the group will speak enthusiastically.
But it's rare to have more than 800 chats in one night.
What the hell is going on?
Bai Yao sat on the bedpan and didn't get up, frowning and opening the chat group.
Her mobile phone is very old, it was an old mobile phone given to her by her parents when she was just in high school, no matter how she maintains the system, the system of this mobile phone is now more stuck, especially when there are many chat messages, her mobile phone is often stuck.
This time it was not spared.
After opening the class chat group, her phone was directly stuck.
On the freeze-frame screen, several students in the class were praising Teacher Huang's good singing.
There is also a speech by Zhang Liang, which is to blow the video of Mr. Huang singing that he posted in the circle of friends, which has been liked by 108 people, breaking his highest like record.
Seeing these speeches, Bai Yao probably understood what was going on.
It must be that Huang Guolun invited Zhang Liang to sing when they went to dinner tonight, and was photographed by Zhang Liang and posted on Moments.
Thinking of this, Bai Yao especially wanted to see what Huang Guolun sang, which would cause such a heated discussion.
Buckle the phone battery and put it back on.
When the phone restarted, Bai Yao flushed and left the bathroom.
When she returned to the desk, she rushed to read two analytic geometry problems, and when the phone was restarted, she immediately clicked into Zhang Liang's circle of friends, wanting to see what this stupid big man had posted.
Bai Yao is not the kind of person who does not fit in at school.
Like other students, she also added all her classmates as WeChat friends.
Occasionally, I will go to see the circle of friends of my classmates.
However, after clicking into Zhang Liang's circle of friends, Bai Yao remembered that she blocked this guy's circle of friends last week.
She really can't stand Zhang Liangfa's circle of friends, they are too mentally retarded and too spicy.
Bai Yao's blocking of Zhang Liang's circle of friends is definitely a wise choice.
After looking at the two moments posted by Zhang Liang last week, you can know how critical this guy's circle of friends is to other people's IQ.
His last circle of friends was when he went to Xidan National World last weekend to buy clothes, which was normal.
This photo of the circle of friends is a very trendy red jacket.
The accompanying text below reads:
[I went to the national world to pick out clothes, my buddy fell in love with a white jacket and asked the boss how much it was?]
[The boss said: Two hundred!]
[I said, "Oh no, it's too expensive, isn't it?"
[The boss told me: The red one is the new one, two slots. 】
[I ¥@#......@#......!]
[Everyone gives it an eye, is this red jacket worth two slots? If it's worth it, buddy will cut it to a half-slot next week and take it down!]
Zhang Liang's circle of friends is full of this low-intelligence and teasing style.
Last Wednesday, he posted a circle of friends that was particularly spicy.
The sticker of that Moments is a picture of a messy toilet.
The accompanying text is-
[The toilet at home was blocked, and there was no puller, so Baidu took a look. 】
[I saw an experience that said that using a pipe to reach in and blow air can pass through the toilet.] 】
[So my buddy got the pipe of the washing machine at home, stuffed it in and blew it hard. 】
[And then...... Baidu didn't tell me that the water would come back because of the pressure!]
[Woo, don't say it, let me die!]
Bai Yao didn't hesitate to block Zhang Liang's circle of friends after reading this circle of friends.
At this moment, in order to watch the video of Huang Guolun singing, she could only pinch her nose temporarily and open Zhang Liang's circle of friends.
See that the top message in the circle of friends is the video posted by Zhang Liang.
The thumbnail is a blurry image of Huang Guolun holding a guitar in a restaurant.
It looks like a temperament.
Zhang Liang's text is still very spicy.
The testimonial he wrote to this circle of friends was: [Teacher Huang's song specially written for his buddies - "Contentment"! Everyone with long ears came to listen to it, it was super good! I listened to this song with my awesome headphones, and I already heard that I was about to suffocate!]
There are 108 likes next to the message, and they are obviously not praising Zhang Liang, but praising Huang Guolun in the video.
The message at the top of the comment area was sent by Liu Xiaohui, a member of their class sports committee.
He said Zhang Liang: "Please don't wrap the earphone cable around your neck when you listen to songs in the future, so that you won't suffocate." ”
"Poof. ”
Seeing Liu Xiaohui's funny message, Bai Yao couldn't help laughing.
Looking down further, it was full of messages from their classmates praising Huang Guolun's moving singing-