Chapter Eighty-Five: The Conspiracy of the Chest

Nan Mao reached out and pinched the hem of her skirt and lifted it, and a book fell down.

The Black Tiger Striker appeared in time and carried the heavy book on his thin back, and then the whole cat was crushed to the ground.

Nancat picked up the book and flipped it up.

Tang An sympathized with the Tiger Striker, after all, everyone is a colleague, but fortunately he is a general, so he doesn't have to take on so much work as a striker.

"Through these books, I can learn more about the human race, so that I can formulate strategies for future wars. Nan Mao said, opening the book in his hand.

It turned out to be Mo Yan's work "Breast and Fat Buttocks", which is also a copy of Tang An, for young people and middle-aged people who have not really entered the society and have not understood too much suffering, this book has a strong sense of impact.

"This book is mine. Tang An remembered.

"I requisitioned. Nan Mao said as a matter of course.

Tang An was speechless.

"The male protagonist in this book is a mast-fetish, and so are you. Nanmao said.

This Tang An couldn't bear it, such a statement was too ugly, Tang An shook his head, "No, I'm not...... When Mo Yan wrote this book, the mainstream of society did not pursue the size of women's breasts as excessively as it does now...... Now everyone likes girls with plump breasts, which is the mainstream sexy standard, and it is not a deformed orientation. ”

"All in all, because Sammonmon's deformed breasts combined with your deformed orientation are a really good match. Nan Mao said with a sneer.

"No, no...... Out of male instinct, it is indeed very tempting for a girl with a figure like Sang Mengmeng, but since you study human beings, you should know that there are some human beings who do not follow instinct, they can control their instincts with reason, and for them, there is an emotion called emotion or affection, which is the most important reason why they dominate their own search for a spouse. Tang An pointed at himself and said confidently, "I am the latter kind of human, so you don't have to worry about me betraying you for Sang Mengmeng's boobs." ”

Hearing Tang An say this, Nan Mao was a little relieved and nodded, "It's not that I don't trust you, but I remind you that Sang Mengmeng's chest is a conspiracy." ”

Tang An opened his mouth, was there such a beautiful conspiracy? Tang An saw with his own eyes, it was the most attractive female sign he could imagine as a virgin.

"More than such a large chest contains the possibility of conspiracy, and a woman's chest is a weapon to carry out the conspiracy. ”

Nan Cat stretched out his hands and scratched in the air to indicate the size of his chest, then lowered his head to his own, so he narrowed the area of his palm a little more.

"What does this have to do with the conspiracy?" Tang An couldn't understand.

"In short, for women with boobs over this size, you just keep your distance from them. Nan Mao said impatiently, "Especially Sang Mengmeng, she is trying to use her boobs to tempt you, such a simple conspiracy, you still come?"

Tang An wanted to say something, but Nanmao's expression, forget it, to deal with this kind of little girl who doesn't like to be reasonable and makes decisions based on her own imagination, with superficial sincerity perfunctory is the best way to deal with it.

According to Nanmao's requirements, isn't it that in addition to her, the girls who can get close to themselves must have a washboard body below the B cup?

This is really an indescribable pain, for men, they can't enjoy the gentleness and firmness above the C cup for the rest of their lives, what kind of regret is that, it's like coming to heaven and finding that there are only men in heaven, and he is still a straight man.

Perhaps it was because of this restriction proposed by Nanmao that when Tang An and Sang Mengmeng went to school together, they couldn't help but pay attention to Sang Mengmeng's breasts.

It's really tempting, especially for boys who can only imagine but don't know the real feeling, it's very attractive to the eye.

Just thinking about it, Tang An quickly adjusted his mentality, talked to Sang Mengmeng, and slowly walked towards the school.

"By the way, our next-door neighbor is a psychopath. Tang An said to Sang Mengmeng.

"What's wrong?" Sang Mengmeng remembered, when he was teaching the cat called Black Tiger Striker that day, a glass marble shot at him.

"She said that I abused cats, and I met it this morning, and I wanted to spend 100,000 yuan to buy a Black Tiger Striker. Tang An shook his head when he thought about it, what is 100,000 yuan bad for, save a cat? It's okay to satisfy some of your emotions, but don't bring up any big truths and love and the like.

"Some cats are really expensive, especially rare breeds with pedigrees. But the southern cat's ...... It must have been a wild cat running around before, right?" Sang Mengmeng sneered, she didn't like cats, cats are all neurotics.

"It's annoying, I really want her to move when I meet a neighbor like this. Tang An only complained a few words.

"If you want to abuse cats, that's me...... I just like to abuse cats. Sang Mengmeng didn't mind and said, "Next time she looks for trouble, I'll settle it." ”

Saying that, Sang Mengmeng's fingers brushed away her hair, shook her head, and her chest rose and fell, full of domineering.

"Then you don't have to go out of your way to her, what are you going to do next time. Tang An just reminded Sang Mengmeng that there is such a neighbor, but he doesn't want Sang Mengmeng to settle that Lin Yuling, after all, the house is his own, and Sang Mengmeng is a resident, and if there is such a neighbor who may affect Sang Mengmeng, Tang An will naturally feel a little uncomfortable.

"It's all up to you. Sang Mengmeng laughed, ran to Tang An, stretched out two fingers and shook them on the top of his head, "I'm a puppy, I'll bite whoever the master asks me to bite!"

Tang An was amused by her, and it's almost time to go to school here, pay attention to the image! A girl like Sang Mengmeng always has a lot of hidden eyes stealing.

Sang Mengmeng is wearing a peach-colored semi-transparent cotton and linen Chinese-style captive cardigan on her upper body today, and a pair of denim shorts on her lower body, revealing her white legs, and a pair of canvas shoes look full of vitality.

Tang An was also wearing denim shorts and canvas shoes, but there was some taste of couple's clothes, so the two of them walked to the school gate and met Bai Yunxuan, who looked not so good

Because Bai Yunxuan's dress is still mature, with a black pleated skirt, long sleeves with white flowers on a sky blue background, a collar and cuffs with beautiful tired edges, the whole person's temperament and makeup look cold and glamorous, and Tang Ansang's cute dress is not the same style at all.

"Sister Bai, it's early!" Sang Mengmeng said with a smile, and then without waiting for Bai Yunxuan to say anything, she waved her hand and walked away.

Looks like she didn't care about letting Bai Yunxuan and Tang An walk together, Bai Yunxuan couldn't help but step on the floor the heel of her high heels.

Sister Bai, everyone is the same age, what is pretending to be tender!

"Let's go. Tang An smiled slightly, in fact, Tang An didn't feel anything inappropriate for Bai Yunxuan's dress, because he knew Bai Yunxuan's personality better, and her dress like this was in line with her independent personality and current temperament.

gave Tang An the impression that Bai Yunxuan should be like this, if she was wearing clothes like Sang Mengmeng, Tang An would think she was pretending to be cute.

"I remember that we used to go to school together, but I didn't expect that now the person who went to school with you has become a different person. Bai Yunxuan couldn't help but say a little sourly.

"Whatever it is, it's your choice. You could have chosen to go to school with me, but you didn't...... So, now there is no need to say these words. Tang An was still smiling, his eyes were white, and he turned his head to look ahead, the smile on his face was a little sunny.

The warmth of the morning light, the grass next to it is verdant, and the floor is grayish-white.

Originally, I thought that Tang An really didn't care so much, he was a little sour, how did he know that Tang An would stab him so mercilessly, Bai Yunxuan felt guilty but couldn't help but have some small surprises, he said this, which means that he still minds, that is, he didn't let go.

Isn't the most worrying thing that he has no effect on him, so that he doesn't care about himself, that's the most unacceptable.

So Bai Yunxuan trotted and chased after him.

"My dad and his unit issued movie tickets, but my dad and my mom didn't go...... Do you want to go together at night?" Bai Yunxuan asked.

Tang An remembered that this kind of thing used to happen, Bai Yunxuan could always get all kinds of movie tickets, and then he and Bai Yunxuan went to movies for a while.

"No, I'm going to the supermarket in the evening, and my relatives are at home, and I'm going to help her buy daily necessities. "Tang An doesn't need to find any other excuse to push, it's a fact.

"Do you want me to help?" Bai Yunxuan was a little disappointed, but still said enthusiastically.

"No, just talk to someone. Tang An said with a smile, "Thank you, he will definitely be willing to accompany you when you go with Huang Da Squad Leader." ”

An still moved forward, Bai Yunxuan couldn't help but stomp her feet angrily, looking for Huang Shengwen, you and I are lonely, you have to find a man, don't you?

After thinking about it, Bai Yunxuan still followed, staring at Tang An's back...... Tang An, you wait, there is nothing in this world that cannot be made up!