Chapter 758: What's the Difference Between That and a Pig

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In the evening, instead of going home, they spent the night at sea. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wu Cheng put the barbecue grill on the deck, and a group of women began to help. However, Zhou Xiaomin and the other little girls were obviously doing a disservice, so they were directly rushed by Wu Cheng to take care of the little guys, so as not to get excited and jump into the sea again.

"Sister, Hanhan is so hungry!"

The lazy boy sat between the two older sisters, staring at the barbecue grill that his parents were fiddling with, stuffing bread into his mouth as he spoke.

The two sisters didn't want to pay attention to this guy, obviously holding bread in one hand and milk in the other, but they were still there shouting hunger, it was really embarrassing.

The two young ladies were rolling their eyes at their younger brother there, and Zhou Xiaomin and the others were snickering behind them, feeling that when they were with these little guys, there was no lack of joyful elements.

"Hanhan is so funny!" Wang Xiaoxian said, pointing at the lazy boy.

Zhou Xiaomin hugged his arm with one hand, supported his chin with the other, his starry eyes slanted upward, and he looked like a thinker, and said: "I think Hanhan should be really hungry, you should also know that Hanhan has a lot of food, and they usually have a strong digestion. Don't look at them as young, but they eat several times as much as we do! Usually at this time, well, he must have felt hungry because he saw that we were about to make dinner. ”

Wang Xiaoxian and Sophie glanced at each other and felt that what Zhou Xiaomin said seemed to be all useless nonsense. Then the two of them threw a hygienic eye at Zhou Xiaomin.

"Daddy Daddy, are you ready to eat?"

Looking at the smell of barbecue on the barbecue grill, the lazy boy completely forgot that he was caught and beaten by his own Lao Tzu during the day. Sure enough, Lao Tzu beats his son, no matter how he beats him, as long as it doesn't become habitual domestic violence.

"Stinky boy, you're a starving ghost reincarnated, aren't you?"

Wu Cheng scolded with a smile, but when Mother Zhao heard this, she directly put a cruel note on her husband's waist, and said coquettishly: "Did you say that about your own son?"

When the other women saw this, they couldn't help but laugh.

However, the little guy didn't understand his parents' little flower gun at all, and his big eyes stared at the barbecue on the barbecue, which really made Wu Cheng a little speechless.

In other words, these little guys usually eat so much, and I haven't seen them grow like crazy!

After a while, the barbecue was finally ready to eat, Wu Cheng asked the mothers to move the table, set the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and then he sandwiched the barbecue on the plate, asked the mothers to cut it into slices, and then distributed it to them.

As a result, the little guy couldn't wait, so he wanted to reach out and grab the big one, and then the father began to 'shake the father's gang again', stretched out his hand and patted the little guy's little hand, stared at his eyes and frowned: "Can't wait for a while? How many times have I told you, what should I do before eating?"

The little guy pouted, and took the plate that Deng Lijun gave him to his mother, "Mommy, you eat first!"

Mother Zhao felt a little sorry for her son, and reached out to touch her son's head, although her son looked a little pitiful at this time, but she still held back, after all, this kind of humble education is still necessary, after all, a big family is so big, if you don't educate well from a young age, if the little guys become very selfish in the future, it will be troublesome.

She reached out and touched her son's head, and said with a smile: "Hanhan is so good, let the sisters eat first!"

Then the little guy ran to his sister with a plate again, "Big sister and second sister, eat meat!"

"Hanhan come, open your mouth!"

The elder sister stretched out her little hand and held a piece of barbecue cut by her mother and handed it to her younger brother.

Seeing the picture of the 'friendship' of the sisters and brothers, the corners of Wu Cheng's lips raised slightly.

"Brother Cheng, come and try my grilled meat skewers, is it fragrant?"

Guan Fairy took her roasted black meat skewers and handed them to Wu Cheng like a treasure, a trace of burnt smell obviously wafted into Wu Cheng's nose, and he couldn't help but vomit, "Jiahui, you are really a natural cook, and the talent skill of dark cooking is simply full worth!"

For the new words that pop up in Wu Cheng's mouth from time to time, everyone has long been surprised, and they can understand his meaning very well, sometimes thinking about it, I also think it's funny.

Hearing Wu Cheng complain, Guan Fairy pursed his lips and tasted it himself, and then ran to the side of the boat with his mouth covered, and spit out the 'poison' in his mouth into the sea with a 'bah' sound, and then threw the grilled meat skewers into the sea angrily.

Wu Cheng smiled and said, "It's shameful to waste! Do you know how many people in the Stick Country can't afford to eat beef?"

"I'm throwing lamb kebabs!"

"Brother Cheng, then try mine!" Lan Jieying brought a skewer of grilled ham, and it was roasted well, at least there was no burnt place.

Wu Cheng tasted it and said, "Yingying is good, she has a bit of your mother's craftsmanship!"

"Hehe, I'm at home, and I occasionally help! It's delicious! Then Brother Cheng will tell us a joke! I haven't heard Brother Cheng tell a joke for a long time. ”

Wu Cheng is familiar with the barbecue in front of him, in terms of stir-frying, his talent is average, but in terms of barbecue, his skill proficiency is still good.

"Okay, I'll tell you one, do you know what 'brother' is called over there in the country of sticks? That's what their brother calls 'Beater'. One day, a girl from the country of sticks found a handsome guy from our Xiangjiang as her boyfriend, they went out to eat, and in the restaurant, his boyfriend ordered food for her...... Well, you know what? In the country of sticks, beef is very expensive, because they prohibit the import of beef, and they don't have many cattle farms there, so a pound of beef may cost hundreds, or even thousands of Hong Kong dollars! ”

"Really?" the girls obviously didn't know about this kind of thing.

Wu Cheng said 'um', and then said: "This girl's boyfriend invited him to eat meat, and as soon as she was excited, she called 'beating ba', and then called her braised beef, and she called 'beating ba' again, and then ordered her a sauce beef, and she came to 'beating ba' again...... Now the question is, do you know what kind of food the restaurant served them in the end?"

When a few girls heard this, they couldn't help but use their brains, everyone knew that this answer was definitely not those beef, but after thinking about it, they still couldn't think of a reason.

Lan Jieying asked, "Brother Cheng, what kind of dish is it!?"

"That girl ordered!" Wu Cheng said with a smile.

"Assault!?Is there such a dish?"

"Beat the bully, 'lotus root', isn't it like?"

When the women heard this, they couldn't help laughing.

Eating, drinking, telling jokes, time flies.

After everyone had eaten and drunk enough, Wu Cheng accompanied the older women to clean up the mess, and then lay down on the deck chair and looked at the stars with them.

I don't know if it's because it's on the sea, and it's dark all around, so today's stars are particularly beautiful, as if you can touch them with your outstretched hand.

"It would be nice to live like this every day, not to think about anything, not to do anything, to sunbathe during the day, and to lie down and look at the stars at night!"

Guan Fairy stretched his waist and picked up the blanket beside him to cover himself.

The women next to her nodded sympathetically, seemingly agreeing with her statement.

Wu Cheng chuckled and said, "What's the difference between that and a pig?"

“……”

The women's eyes focused on him, as if a beam of laser was shooting at him.

"Actually, gilts can be very cute, I like it!"

"Cut! No principle!" Zhong Chuhong despised him.

Wu Cheng said proudly: "In front of his wife, the principle is a fart, just let it go gently!"

"Huh~~ It's disgusting!" Zhong Chuhong lifted his shoulders, then picked up the blanket next to him and covered himself, and said, "Suddenly I feel so cold!"

The women couldn't help but laugh when they saw it.

Everyone talked and laughed, maybe there was nothing to entertain, or maybe they were too excited during the day, and a few of the little ones began to fight with their eyelids, so the mothers took them to rest.

Not long after, those beautiful girls also yawned, and then were driven to rest by Wu Cheng.

At around eleven or twelve o'clock in the night, everyone went to rest, and Wu Cheng quietly entered Chen Yulian's room and woke her up. When she found out that it was Wu Cheng, she was a little surprised.

Wu Chenghe smiled: "Don't make a sound, change into a swimsuit, I'll take you somewhere!"

Chen Yulian was a little curious, although she didn't know what Wu Cheng wanted to do, but she still did what she said. She estimated that Wu Cheng wanted to take her to play in the sea! But it seemed a little strange to go to play in the water in the middle of the night.

The two quietly came to the deck, and Chen Yulian asked, "Ah Cheng, why do you let people change into swimsuits?

Wu Chenghe said with a smile: "During the day, didn't I dive once? I found a very interesting thing at the bottom of the sea, let's go, I'll take you to see it!"

Chen Yulian was a little strange, why didn't he say it earlier, and had to wait until this time to say it? And only telling her was a little abnormal! What did he want to do?

I couldn't figure it out, but she still followed, because she knew that Wu Cheng would not harm her.

Then the two quietly dived, and before entering the water, Chen Yulian asked him again, "Let's play diving, don't we bring itchy cylinders?"

"No, I'm just an itchy cylinder!" Wu Cheng said with a smile.

Chen Yulian gave him a blank look, but still followed him and plunged headlong into the bottom of the sea.

Wu Cheng took her hand and dived towards the bottom of the sea, in fact, the sea water here is not deep, only about ten meters, if it is too deep, Wu Cheng does not dare to let Chen Yulian come down casually, the water pressure on the bottom of the sea is still very strong, and people who have not adapted to it can't stand that pressure at all.

Wu Cheng quietly crossed the 'qi' in his body to relieve Chen Yulian's pressure.

Chen Yulian felt a warm current in her body, but she didn't feel any too much pressure. It didn't take long for a flash of fluorescent light to appear in front of them.

She turned her head to look at him in confusion, for she couldn't speak.

At this time, Wu Cheng's voice came into her ears and said, "Look!"

The corners of Wu Cheng's lips raised, he stretched out his hand and pressed on it, the 'qi' in his body surged gently, and the glowstone felt a large amount of heat and instantly bloomed with brilliant light.

Then she saw a 'heart' pattern composed of light dots appear in front of her.

Chen Yulian was shocked, covering her mouth with her little hands, trying not to let her mouth open.

"Miss Chen Yulian, would you like to marry me?" )