[015 Wu Jing's Small Universe]
When Du Xiaoxiao washed his hands, the rice was also steamed, steaming with wisps of fragrance. This rice is not cheap to buy, it is said to be royal fragrant rice from a certain country in Southeast Asia, the real and fake Hu Lei can't tell the difference, but just smelling the smell feels that there is no loss.
The rice is not steamed much, one large and one small bowl are clean after serving, and when I walked out of the kitchen with rice, Nima and the bear child had already started eating, wasn't it still used as a dark dish before?
"Let's eat. Hu Lei handed the small bowl of rice to Du Xiaoxiao, and then the chopsticks went to a piece of preserved egg clip.
"Smack. ”
The chopsticks were blocked by Du Xiaoxiao.
Hu Lei was speechless, and then ......
Blocked again.
Hu Lei frowned, and then ......
Still blocked.
"You ......"
"Wash your hands before eating. ”
Hey, this sounds a little familiar, so Hu Lei obediently went to wash his hands, damn, it seems that he forgot to wash his hands before cooking.
When he came back from washing his hands, Hu Lei was surprised to find that Du Xiaoxiao had already pulled all the shallots and tofu into his bowl, thus synthesizing a dish of shallots and tofu mixed with rice, and another plate of preserved egg tofu was also decreasing at a very considerable rate.
Hu Lei saw that he could bear this, and he hadn't eaten a bite for a long time, so he joined the competition with Du Xiaoxiao for food.
This big and small one is like being hungry for half a month, making the whole table full of gunsmoke, and ghosts crying wolves.
"Hu Lei, the last piece of preserved egg is mine. ”
"Don't think about it, what I caught is mine. ”
"You, you, you, you, and the children grab something to eat, are you a little bit like an adult? ”
……
After the meal, the big and the small were all paralyzed on the sofa, not because they ate too much, but mainly because they were too tired to eat, this meal was like a fight, well, let's cook more in the future, Hu Lei thought secretly in his heart.
"Bear child, wash the dishes. He pushed Du Xiaoxiao.
"Don't go. Du Xiaoxiao didn't do it.
"I'll cook, you'll wash it, it's fair. ”
"No, I'm a child. ”
"If you don't go, you won't cook and eat. ”
"No, the state does not allow the use of child labor, according to the provisions of the Criminal Law, starting from three years if the circumstances are serious, the maximum death penalty. ”
"......", Nima, even the criminal law has been moved out, which unlucky guy taught her this kind of thing, yes, let's wash it yourself.
……
An upscale apartment building not far from the beach commercial street.
Wu Jing has a nest of her own here, although her home is in Yucheng, but because she doesn't want to face her mother's nagging every day, Wu Jing prefers to stay here.
After returning home, Wu Jing first took a hot bath and then made herself a cup of coffee.
When she is not doing live broadcasts, she likes to watch one or two foreign literary films while drinking coffee, in a sense, Wu Jing is the kind of girl who has a petty bourgeois plot, which is why she likes the reddish-brown building at a glance. Love at first sight, although it is often to people, but occasionally it is also right, just like the two ha you see at a sight in a pet store.
Wu Jing couldn't help but smile, the delicious osmanthus cake and the little brother who looked good with a smile may be his biggest gain today, thinking of this, he couldn't help but be a little glad that he went back in the afternoon, otherwise it would be a pity to miss it like this.
"Look at that store, it should be at the stage when it has just opened and there is no business, do you want to help the little brother promote it?"
Thinking of this, Wu Jing decided to post a post on the largest local forum "Yucheng Sky" in Yucheng, which can not only help her favorite store do some publicity, but also allow more people to share their favorite food.
Well, just do a good deed that day.
"Share a small shop that stumbled upon. ”
Because she was busy immersed in her emotions in the afternoon, Wu Jing didn't take pictures, which made her a little annoyed, but despite this, she still decided to send the post out, even if it would be complained that there was no picture and no truth.
"Today I found a small shop specializing in afternoon tea, the osmanthus cake is super delicious, full of praise, and the sour plum soup that goes well with the osmanthus cake. ”
Wu Jing rubbed her face vigorously, she was so distressed, if only she hadn't dozed off in elementary school Chinese class, then maybe she could write that kind of emotional and engaging advertorial, not as dry as now.
"Well, forget it, so be it. Thinking about the level of writing she had always had, Wu Jing decided to give up, so she clicked send.
For a minute, no one browsed, no one replied.
For five minutes, the two browsed, but no one replied.
Sigh, is it really so bland and sank again? Although this is his fate, he is still angry every time it really happens.
Ten minutes later, the system suddenly prompted someone to reply to the post, Wu Jing's eyes lit up, and she quickly clicked on it.
"There is no picture and no truth, the landlord, you say a **. Hehe, hey, it's blocked.
Sure enough, I was still complained about.
"The upstairs brother is stable, I just want to say that the landlord's advertisement is too amateurish, and there is no picture, even if there is no store name. Immediately following the second floor, a second reply also appeared.
The name of the store, what is the name of the store? Wu Jing brainstormed for a long time, but she still couldn't remember it. She slammed her head and thought that she had taken a picture while she was waiting for the store to open.
However, when she flipped out the photo on her mobile phone, she was dumbfounded again, it turned out that she didn't forget, it was really no signboard, recalling the folding tables and chairs in the store, Wu Jing was once again sure that the boss was a very individual person.
But since there is no store name, the recommendation becomes meaningless, so Wu Jing decided to send a photo of the store.
In the past few minutes, there have been a lot of replies in Wu Jing's recommendation post, but the content is ......
Apparently crooked.
"Am I the only one who noticed that the landlord is a cute girl?", the rhythm is crooked from this floor.
"Seek intercourse and seek harmony. ”
"Cut, with this kind of name, it's usually a spear cute girl. ”
Wu Jing looked at her screen name "I want to be quiet", thinking seriously about the probability of this name being treated as a shemale.
"Even if it's a spear cute girl, it's good, the cute attribute is high, and she wants to get along with each other. ”
"Alas. It's also my fate to be crooked, whether it's a live broadcast or a post. Wu Jing decided to get the conversation back on track before the building collapsed.
"The pastries in the shop are so delicious that I forgot to take a picture of the exterior of the shop. ”
"Hey, what a feeling of the little building, I'm starting to believe the landlord's words. ”
"The landlord Ji stormed the address, if there is a way, I will try. ”
"Upstairs, what is the address, decisive and decisive is the king. ”
Wu Jing browsed the quick and more replies in her heart, and there was a kind of satisfaction of being recognized, she planned to send the address of the small shop as well, and now there should be no suspicion of advertising, however, at this time, the Emperor of Truth appeared.
"Hey, isn't this the café on the beach street?"
"Do you know upstairs, whether it is really as delicious as the landlord said, the pastry control said that he was hungry and thirsty. ”
"Let's disperse, the landlord is a nursery, and the identification is complete. ”
"I've been to this shop, the food is unpalatable to death, and the owner is very violent, and it is said that he will beat people if he doesn't agree with him. ”
"Ah? It's really fake, it's not a black shop, right? ”
"What the 69th floor said is true, I accompanied my girlfriend once, and after drinking, my girlfriend's aunt came early. ”
"Poof, it's too much of an exaggeration upstairs, it's coffee or a friend of women. ”
"Don't believe it upstairs, it just so happened that in the morning my goddess broadcast the store, and a little brother ate and vomited directly. But then again, the landlord's name is very similar to my goddess. ”
Wu Jing didn't expect that there were still her own fans among netizens, what should she do now, do you want to jump out and say that she is his goddess?
However, the spit continues......
"I've also heard of that shop, it is said that it has eaten people to death, and the owner of such a black-hearted small shop has received many benefits from the store. ”
"The current navy is too undisciplined, and all black-hearted money is earned, this is a pit man, and it is a tiger fighter. ”
Seeing that a simple food recommendation post was rapidly developing in a strange direction, and some people in the reply post even began to shout for the forum to manage the ban, expulsion, and human flesh, Wu Jing's mind couldn't turn for a while. Boss, what did you do before?
At the same time, Hu Lei, who was lying on the bed, and Du Ling, who was thousands of miles away, sneezed at the same time.
There are some doubts, because there are too many people who say "bad things", but Wu Jing still believes in her own experience. "I'll prove it to you. At this moment, Wu Jing felt that her small universe had exploded.